komek:

Are u a Nigerian girl? U sounded so reasonable.

PerfectlyPerfect:

nope. your wild guess is totally on d wild side. me school in futo

joe17: Dnt be ridiculous man. I mean ur funny character. I cnt help but laugh each time I read ur comments.
BTW, I'm not a GAY.

bheemz: He told me to hide cos of one of his numerous gf(s) which I did *obediently*....lmao dat guy is freaking funny

Evathyst: Baba, u bad o! Wetin? U no even spend one naira. Chai!! Som guys na James Bond

hzamani:

on a Sunday morning... chaii

timilehing: first love things I guess??

PerfectlyPerfect: ah ain't had none yet. I make sure I move on before it turns sour
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MY VERY FIRST POST ON FRONT PAGE. GOD IS TRULY GREAT. THIS IS A SURE SIGN THAT MY DEGREE EXAMS STARTING STARTING TOMORROW ARE GONNA BE WONDERFUL

SuPeRq: first oginni. ' He has been asking me out since 2009 en I accepted for him 2013

valdes00:
I swear on my life, she didn't order for anytin... I ws even forcin her to take sumtin buh she said NO, I knw my joke got to her..... I only bought sprite for myself jus so we can sit n talk... Nt my fault nah

jenoncam: with my coworker
Can you imagine he finished in lets say 3 sec
blaming me that the way I touched him made him cum that fast

Evathyst: U'r d guy. I hate guys who can't match a Lady's greed wit thr wit. As in ehn, if guys lyk u plenty, Gals no go dey form 'women rule d world' bt no think am o, u no go fit handle my type.

dechandel:
Dont mind the calabar jackie chan feeling funky

The thunder that will fire him for breaking those gals heart is still doing press up

YoungDaNaval: Met This Pweety Gurl One Night Within Ma Street. I Quickly Stopped Her And Was Throwing Some Of Ma Dry Jokes. While She Was Laughing, I Was Sweet Talking Her And She Was Responding. We Finally Gat To A Conclution That She Should Come Know Ma House Since Itz Within The Vacinity. When We Gat To Ma Place, It Started Raining Heavily(OMO ME THANK BABA GOD 1ST). The Nature Of Rain Is Clear Proof It Aint Gonna Stop In The Next 5hours(YOU KNW DAH KIND RAIN NA). So She Decided To Spend The Night Though Me Already Know Say Na Runs Girl Sha. But The Funniest Thing Dah Night Was When Am Tryna Make A Move, She Quickly Resisted, Hold Ma Hands And Be Like "BEFORE, I'LL ALLOW YOU TOUCH ME, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA TELL YOU". I'm All Earz Dear, I Replied. Then She Continue "YOU SEE, I GOT RAPED FAR BACK IN JOS, THATS WHY AM NO LONGER A VIRGIN.". Lwkmd!

shoefreak: date or relationship?
date: it was a blind date set up by my guy friend. i was too lazy to dress up so it was just a tee on a jean and no serious make up. he sized me up and was talking a lot on his phone, name caller he was. i lost interest and excused myself to go the ladies. enroute from there i met a cute guy and we chatted. it was rude but i didnt care but the moffo left ni sa. i didnt even care cos now i had a date. who wasnt really my type but was great fun. he was too short. Niyi was his name.

relationship: i loved him. but he was very aggressive and hit me at will till he did infont of my mum. and she almost took his head off his neck. he was my first guy, i wasnt as fiesty as i am now we were still secretly seeing after that but it had fizzled out eventually. still like him though. very hardworking guy. Adesegun Adeyinka.

Evathyst: U'r d guy. I hate guys who can't match a Lady's greed wit thr wit. As in ehn, if guys lyk u plenty, Gals no go dey form 'women rule d world' bt no think am o, u no go fit handle my type.

bheemz: He told me to hide cos of one of his numerous gf(s) which I did *obediently*....lmao dat guy is freaking funny

YoungDaNaval: Hahahahaha You Get Mouth Die!

Tashamania:

Jeezzz this really cracked me up

Jarchi:
What do u xpect the only tin I haven't done is banging her real hard and doubling the silicon protector

valdes00:
Ur type u say.. Lolzz..... Guess again, seems u dnt knw d kind of guy I am also..... Let's jus leave it lik dat..... I knw wen to play my tricks wen it cums to girls....

jimmy4x:
lmaooo....
btw....I like ur Sig.

Tashamania:

feelings died after 2weeks? And then 6 other relationships ended the same way? I'm sorry, you are a bigger coward

Evathyst: Shake my 'weavon' 4 U. Do u knw who my role model is? D great Ninon de L'enclos. In d presence of whom all men bcom slaves. No jst dare me, so dt ur 'playing' days wil be long. Nd if u insist, na him be say all doz gals curse wan affect u be dt. Cos na my hand u go take suffer for all d sins u committed against 'womanity' A word dey say, is enof.....