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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zyzxx(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
iheanyi40:Hahahah. Make I think about it. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by rsleeky(f): 4:48pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
SHOCK7:what's with d off point ish......nywaiz tanx |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by caesymore(m): 5:45pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Hmmmm... a million is far too much Am nt greedy jst give me 200k I'd slap her for a weekweek |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 6:38pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
JoeCutie: Not to worry i won't Of course na , enough flogging 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 7:05pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
felifeli:see dis guy ooooo, 1m per slap. Just calculate am now. 1m slap * 1m naira=1billion |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by laheeb: 7:07pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
y nt hot resounding slap |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Anthoxodogu(m): 7:12pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
y will i slap her 4 a million naira wen i knw she is priceless. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by wizflower(f): 7:37pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
[color=][/color]. Thank God you said lover not father |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by simdam500(m): 8:48pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
I wont |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Navvy(m): 11:31pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
pweetyz:looking at you. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mimicue(f): 11:47pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
I will slap he's destiny sef no time |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by pweetyz(f): 3:22am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Navvy:hehe |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by SHOCK7(m): 4:41am On Jan 04, 2015 |
rsleeky:I mean off topic,bad move with d miley Cyrus tongue out pic! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 6:08am On Jan 04, 2015 |
collinsflex: the way i look am so, i fit slap her till all her teeth comot her mouth |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by osujiikenna(m): 7:39am On Jan 04, 2015 |
As for me I go slap her wella even double the slap for more million den after I go beg her to fashi. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Navvy(m): 8:15am On Jan 04, 2015 |
pweetyz:so this is what you do at my back abi? 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by rsleeky(f): 8:50am On Jan 04, 2015 |
SHOCK7:I see....tnx still |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Bentenason: 11:16am On Jan 04, 2015 |
Tymax:This rili gat me lmao...heheh |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by LewisO: 1:40pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
osujiikenna:Guy u better be careful with this your fvcking comment, seems u want 1yr ban! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by pweetyz(f): 3:29pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
Navvy:no la..i'm just saying |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 6:12pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
mimicue:Oh Jah protect me frm women lyk dis. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
mashnino:NO! her cheacks are too expensive for that. But i will gladly set my cheaks on the air if she can slap them. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Navvy(m): 10:50pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
pweetyz:oh.. You are not doing, you are saying. Oya its over btwn us. 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by SHOCK7(m): 11:50pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
rsleeky:U welcome,anytime! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 11:53pm On Jan 04, 2015 |
things have changed |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ozyblazze: 12:58am On Jan 05, 2015 |
On a more serious note, I can't hit a woman..... I've only done so to my twin but it was mere play. She mutilated me later. But seeing the way God has given men more power they tend to misuse it and inflict pain on others... women included. I'd rather if the money slapping contract was vice-versa |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Daughterzion(f): 6:05pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Simple! I wl jst stop assuming |
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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Descholar: 7:12am On Jul 30, 2023 |
naijaboiy: |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Merry100: 2:25pm On Jul 30, 2023 |
No. |
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