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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by paddymo(m): 8:02am On Jan 03, 2015

I will stop assuming

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by SHOCK7(m): 8:06am On Jan 03, 2015

Tashamania:

I'll beat him join sef

Dissapointed,U Datz a babe u supposed 've a soft heart embarassed

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by joywendy(f): 8:12am On Jan 03, 2015

argon500:
slap wont be enough.. I will turn her to punching bag to secure the money

For just 1 million that won't even take you anywhere?

This shows how desperate people can get.

What will you do if offered a trillion?

Kill her?

Smh for some people.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by nikkyshyne(f): 8:15am On Jan 03, 2015

You guys can actually slap. But can you stab your lover in the face for one million naira? And I mean a deep cut without causing death!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by unmask: 8:19am On Jan 03, 2015

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

slap her severally then break up with her

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by pak: 8:19am On Jan 03, 2015

Ishilove:
I will slap the niqqa so hard, his ancestors will be dizzy. I will eat akpu, then use that akpu power to slap him repeatedly till I can slap no more.

Thereafter I will take him to the best clinic for treatment.

Girls are not smiling.

I just informed the SSS that my life has just been threatened !
I also informed my ancestors, they say make you come, they are ready for you!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 8:21am On Jan 03, 2015

The question should be 'which bank will i like the millions deposited?'. I can slap any human being for 10k

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by argon500: 8:22am On Jan 03, 2015

joywendy:

For just 1 million that won't even take you anywhere?

This shows how desperate people can get.

What will you do if offered a trillion?

Kill her?

Kill her immediately

Smh for some people.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by tonygee1(m): 8:22am On Jan 03, 2015

I will never cos she is invaluable to me

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 8:24am On Jan 03, 2015

pak:

I just informed the SSS that my life has just been threatened !
I also informed my ancestors, they say make you come, they are ready for you!

Thou shalt not tempt Ishilove tongue

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by joywendy(f): 8:35am On Jan 03, 2015

argon500:
kill her immediately

Wtf?!

Are you really serious? Or are you kidding?

I never knew the rate of unemployment and economy was this bad that people can actually consider killing to get rich lipsrsealed

I may as well call you a ritual killer undecided

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by argon500: 8:36am On Jan 03, 2015

joywendy:

Wtf?!

Are you really serious? Or are you kidding?

I never knew the rate of unemployment and economy was this bad that people can actually consider killing to get rich

I may as well call you a ritual killer

wtf

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Mhosmhan(m): 9:04am On Jan 03, 2015

Chai....walaE I go slap her ehn....sootey her fore fathers go jump out frm grave cos of d noise wey go be lyk trumpet............ wink

Chai....walaE I go slap her ehn....sootey her fore fathers go jump out frm grave cos of d noise wey go be lyk trumpet............

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Hawlahscho(m): 9:12am On Jan 03, 2015

Am sure she'll agree and even want me to slap her, lol 500k is not little money naw..... I'll even ask d person "how much if she is to slap me" so that it'll be 1 million naira each.

TELL ME TO BURN MY CERTIFICATES AND RESULTS COS OF 6 BILLION NAIRA IF I WON'T BURN ANYBODY THAT TRIES TO STOP ME JOIN.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 9:17am On Jan 03, 2015

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

Is this supposed to be a trick question? I'll just tell her"baby better get on with the slaps before I start slapping you"

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by sholaybest44(m): 9:35am On Jan 03, 2015

Money? Love?
I can't trade money for my love,
money will banished and true love stands for ever

when challenges like that comes then will know who has true love,agape love for the spouse!!!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by felifeli: 9:35am On Jan 03, 2015

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Olypeppy(f): 9:37am On Jan 03, 2015

If na my Ex.. I go slap am if I tire I go begin slap myself...

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bablononi(m): 9:39am On Jan 03, 2015

MyParadise:

You call it movies.... Chai! eyaaah! Anyway, when truth is told you see greedy one annoyed......

actually i cant do it my self.but u way u took it down dat lane is epic

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 9:44am On Jan 03, 2015

bablononi:
actually i cant do it my self.but u way u took it down dat lane is epic

Sorry, If i sounded much like Hollywood movies... But what got me to the lane was how some people began calling names like GOAT etc. Haba! Let argue it out rather than abuse.

Anyway My brother, pardon me if I sounded rude

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Goldienana(f): 9:49am On Jan 03, 2015

E no mean. I will collect d slap. Shey na my Bobo go slap naa no big deal. He do spank me for play play so e no go too hard to collect.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Barnalanto: 9:57am On Jan 03, 2015

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collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

BARNALANTO....... hell never

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by felifeli: 9:58am On Jan 03, 2015

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

One million naira pere ? OP you must be very poor to think one million naira is money that you can slap someone for . grin

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:00am On Jan 03, 2015

JoeCutie:
Who you be?

Risen from the dead?
I already gave you (your moniker) a befitting online burial.

Yea i saw it embarassed

Thanks .

when are you resuming?

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chizzypie: 10:00am On Jan 03, 2015

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by xavier047: 10:03am On Jan 03, 2015

tonygee1:
I will never cos she is invaluable to me

Valuable you mean.........

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by xavier047: 10:10am On Jan 03, 2015

Well this is simple, the lady or the guy in question can ask their respective lover to whoz their cheeks for immediate payment

When there is understanding and approval gotten, I go rub hand for sand and slap a million into our account grin

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by nkkystel(f): 10:12am On Jan 03, 2015

Why should I slap him but if he agrees that I slap him, fine then cos he's the one to receive the slap and so should authorise me to do so.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bablononi(m): 10:16am On Jan 03, 2015

MyParadise:

Sorry, If i sounded much like Hollywood movies... But what got me to the lane was how some people began calling names like GOAT etc. Haba! Let argue it out rather than abuse.

Anyway My brother, pardon me if I sounded rude

its alright bro wink

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Emmanuel247(m): 10:41am On Jan 03, 2015

Loud One

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 03, 2015

I wont be willing to slap her buh the fact is she wld definitely brk up wif me if i dont. So i gat na choice dan 2 scatter en rearrange her beautiful face with thuderous slaps. Jez kidding

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