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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mashnino(m): 8:52pm On Jan 02, 2015

i will jez peal the skin of her face...

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 8:53pm On Jan 02, 2015

Karleb:
But 1 million is small now, make it five and I'll make it five.

lolz u b criminal

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 8:59pm On Jan 02, 2015

Tashamania:

I'll beat him join sef if the money would be tripled

dis girl y una wicked

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jan 02, 2015

collinsflex:
dis girl y una wicked

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Eyop: 9:04pm On Jan 02, 2015

Ishilove:

For 1million per slap, Eyop I know you will go to special training school for slapping in order to slap me well

I cannot do that to you. Slap you unto 1million

nope can't do dat

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 9:09pm On Jan 02, 2015

Eyop:

I cannot do that to you. Slap you unto 1million nope can't do dat

hmmmmm I smell some thing

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by LewisO: 9:26pm On Jan 02, 2015

Tashamania:

I'll beat him join sef if the money would be tripled

Ishilove:

For 1million per slap, Eyop I know you will go to special training school for slapping in order to slap me well

Tashamania:

I'll beat him join sef if the money would be tripled

See them the greedy ones! undecided

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2015

Eyop:

I cannot do that to you. Slap you unto 1million nope can't do dat

How sweet

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2015

collinsflex:
hmmmmm I smell some thing

He's my booboo

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by obainojazz(m): 10:13pm On Jan 02, 2015

I will slap patience Jonathan

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by iheanyi40(m): 10:14pm On Jan 02, 2015

Unlimited asin d slap go de cum per milli second

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Abduletudaye(m): 10:14pm On Jan 02, 2015

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

three heavenly slaps angry

....then we do the needful...

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by baybeeboi: 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015

wat?
I'll give her 10 slaps for 5,000naira

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015

after slapping her she will ask me when is the next slap

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015

slap or shoot him in the leg? grin

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Natasha2(f): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015

Sure We'll share the money.

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Maczeelly(m): 10:15pm On Jan 02, 2015

If is one million poundz I will bt if is one million naire I won't

Love b4 money!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by onwai1(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2015

:DI'll slap her until Nigeria better!
Of which I know will not happen even in next 10years..lmao

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2015

Ishilove:

He's my booboo

online bobo you mean

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ajealadick(m): 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2015

I will slap her for 500k

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by 1stola: 10:16pm On Jan 02, 2015

Unibenstudent:
I slap her and ask her for forgiveness with range rover sport..now how's thatt?

mumu
With one million naira abi

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dguizman(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

I go slap her like make d ear and eye comot ni

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Leon2036(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

now me self wan ask u this OP if she no slap u collect the money u no go brake up immidiately?? SMH Some kind things wey we nigerians dey imagine sef, if that kind person dey exist nobody for poor again oh

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

Till he enters coma grin

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by clemz88(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

Hell no ! I wount do such a thing. Having ones love is better than money.

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by juianne95(f): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

clemz88:
Hell no ! I wount do such a thing. Having ones love is better than money.

oro pawpaw

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by onwai1(m): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

:DI'll slap her until Nigeria is reelocated to Europe!
Of which I know will not happen even in next 100years..

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:17pm On Jan 02, 2015

Sooo cheap undecided

My dignity is not cheap .

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Shegz4god(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015

Sharp sharp

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by hardestyoung(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015

I trust my bae...... She'll beg me to slap her

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dguizman(m): 10:18pm On Jan 02, 2015

R2bees:
after slapping her she will ask me when is the next slap

LOL....I tell u

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