I was going to opt for slapping... But on a second thought, I'd kiss her lips and tell the asshole to kiss my ass... Bitch ass muhfuker!!!!

funny though buh sensible on d other hand (yikes)!!!

dz dick gona lav money!

Please what does "lover" mean?

wincyhov:
one million per slap?
mmm when I'm through with her face,she will need plastic surgery to put it back to normalcy,which i will pay for though

Slap not slaps!

mabelly:


Ok, after reading some of your posts here i decided to check your profile, didnt see your picture (disappointed) buh i saw a link that led me to your wordpress blog. I took a quick swipe at the blog got to know the blog's niche and my eyes caught what made me laugh my heart out... your copyright policy is so damn funny damn.

Thanks

thats some stewpid shit..

a million for a slap?

what is she is offered 10 million to castrate u..


pple do crazy shit for money.
u should probably see the movie " 13 sins"

ProdigyLoco:


GOAT, HOW MUCH HAVE U MADE FROM LOVING,IN THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN U ONLY GET FEW CHANCES MAKE THE MOST OF EM, I CAN BET THAT SHE WILL LEAVE U FOR SOMEONE THAT WILL SLAP HER TO MAKE A MILLI

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My lovely brother, I may not have made millions from loving her does not mean I can't make millions. Offering me millions cant belittle me to being such a devil and again it does not stop me from making that millions.

Let her take a great walk. Let her walk far away and never to come back. It is only a fool who doesn't know where he/she stands. I am not afraid of heartbreak. Because, those heartbreak I got earlier in my life have actually made me strong and stronger. I now know where I stand and where i am going. I will not slap her cos it is not the only way meant for me to make millions. Never, it cant be the only way


Ok! What if after slapping her, the next day you discover that point you slapped her has started to decay.... So, you see you stand a chance to lose the girl you love and probably the money, cos you will use it for either treating her or for burial. Okay let say, what if this man that sent you to do this evil just used you to enrich himself? What will you do? No, answer me.

See, the devil is funny and a great deceiver. He has a funny way of stealing things and you maybe thinking he is favouring you.

My dearest brother! Oh my Lovely brother! Why allow a man like you make you feel so cheap? Look at what a man like you will come and tell you to do. without thinking you hurry to it.

I have seen great evil. No matter what I cant slap her.....

Call me GOAT, Call me a FOOL, Call me STUPID, Call me anything that will make you feel better.

The point still remain that such kind of stupid offer will certainly not make me slap her!

Who knows after you have finished slapping her and have received you offer, she will be told to castrate or even kill you for 5 million. And you see her pick up the knife and ready to it. How would you feel? Tell me, How would you feel?

Do you think it is easy to agree without knowing the consequences? Certainly, there must be a price to pay. Or have you forgotten that?

SO, Sweetest brother, go ahead and abuse me, call me anything if it can make you feel any better.

Thank you
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Many people here will even kill their family members for money sef. nothing special or new.
At the end of the day, if the lover finds out about the scheme, the slapper will live to regret that money because a kobo of that money will not be spent in peace. Hell hath no fury than a lover scorned. Even if they agreed upon the scheme, they will fight over how to share the money.
because of 1mill naira some people will carry everlasting problem on their head.

adepora:
I will give her a hot kiss, after then I give her a hot slap, and den kiss her again

[size=18pt]My good Brother what is the difference.... You kisses made no difference to the point that you betrayed. Jesus asked Judas Iscariot "You betray a son of man with a kiss?"

You kisses made no difference not even an atom of difference.


Ok Like I said in my post here.

What if after slapping you girl for one million whatever and you finally receives your prices and the person who offered you that money turns to you girl and says;

"Girl, it is your turn for a pound flesh. Take up that knife and castrate your guy for 5 million or kill him for 10 million"

This time, you see you girl walk to the place the knife is kept and picks it up and turns and walks to you and then kisses you and raises up the knife to strike you for 10 million.

Tell, how would you feel at this point? Answer me? Or do you think you are the only one that loves money?
Probably, you will not like it dis point [/size]

Myparadise, we've seen u a nice person, can we now rest from your annoying big font and unending quotes..mtshewww.. Don't even quote me

[size=18pt]Last year it was your mother and 10 Million. This year is your lover and 1 million is slapping getting cheaper ?

Anyways if it were me , I would stop assuming / stop imagining. [/size]

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

Two tin involve....one if am rich wich I no I'll be soon and I ve far more than that I won't slap her , 2ndly if na my wife I won't weda rich or not but if na one of these useless naija girls around oh boy the slap ehn....hmmm

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Oga o, na so poverty catch you..... You fit even slap your parent for a billion. Poverty na disease, it make person think upside down.

MyParadise:

[size=18pt]Some people what? That is my life my dear bros.... I will not and i will never slap her cos of one million whatever... It is not just for my pride but for the sake of my soul and my love for her as well. My soul is more important than that million. When we red how Judas Iscariot betrayed his master (Jesus) we all said he is foolish and stupid. If you do such a thing to her you not in any may different from people who offer there love one up for money rituals

Ok! What if after slapping her, the next day you discover that point you slapped her has started to decay.... So, you see you stand a chance to lose the girl you love and probably the money, cos you will use it for either treating her or for burial. Okay let say, what if this man that sent you to do this evil just used you to enrich himself? What will you do? No, answer me.

Let me tell you, before the devil will use someone to come to you and deceive you in such a manner, Him (the devil) might have seen the great potentials in you and again it might be the only way to still that great future, that great destiny that God has given to you.

I will say it again and again no matter how it hurts you all, I will not and will never slap her.


My soul and my love, worth more than that million

Finally, before devil will use someone to confuse you in such manner guy know it that your blessings is just reachable and I will stand my ground.
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too much otueke movies

The slap wey I go give ehn, she go nearly turn deaf. I go cum carry her go hospital for treatment.

MyParadise:

[size=18pt]Probably, I am not scared even for once, not even for once. She can go ahead and do it if it is the only way she has to make million. I bet her that in no distant time I Paradise will overtake her in terms of financial statues.

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Cool story in a very cool weather

Yes...buh odikwa very risky oo

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

a hot one of cos ! Aftrall,we go share the money

My babe lover ujsizzle, na she go even bring the face come make I woaaz!

mrjojo:
Myparadise, we've seen u a nice person, can we now rest from your annoying big font and unending quotes..mtshewww.. Don't even quote me

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thank you bros.... And sorry if it annoyed you[/size]

bablononi:
too much otueke movies

You call it movies.... Chai! eyaaah! Anyway, when truth is told you see greedy one annoyed......

one cheek one million?..so two cheeks 2mil..we'll have to practice what the bible says here..."if they slap you on one cheek,turn the other.." she geh cheek for nyash too,making it 4mil...wow!.. am rich!

MyParadise:


[size=18pt]That is you choice My dear brother and your is welcomed

But for me, no way. No one in this life is free to use me anyhow cos of money. You cant just buy me that cheap. I tell you my dear brother if you do that you are not in anyway different from people who use their mothers, fathers, brothers, wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends for money ritual. I mean it it you are not different.

If she leaves me for not slapping her. Oh my God! Hahahahahahah! What a blessing in disguise. I have been hurt for many times to the extent I cant even feel the pains any more. I am not scared of little hurtful feelings called heartbreak. If she thinks that is the only way for her to make one million and she slaps me, I will just go down on my kneels and thank God for such opportunity to know who my unfriendly friends are and I will finally forgive her. But, that will the end of that relationship. She can go and enjoy the million with her new guy. I dont give a damn[/size]

Lol! See me see pastor o

MyParadise:


You call it movies.... Chai! eyaaah! Anyway, when truth is told you see greedy one annoyed......

which truth are you talking about here?..that boring stuff that I couldn't bear to finish?...this was meant for fun,you don't have to jump your shadows with the preaching that is so uncalled for.. bleh!

seunique:

Lol! See me see pastor o

hahahaha

Il slap her till she goes into coma..when she wakes up,we start again.

Makks777:
which truth are you talking about here?..that boring stuff that I couldn't bear to finish?...this was meant for fun,you don't have to jump your shadows with the preaching that is so uncalled for.. bleh!

No....! We should stop assuming. Cos it wont happen. If It happens anyway.... You can slap her... Cos I wont slap mine

chibwike:
you dey very lively today

So no b only mhee dey notice am

I will slap her over and over again.

iheanyi40:
Unlimited asin d slap go de cum per milli second

, u wan kill her ni