Make i chop my starch with oil finish so that i go get power laff.

This is a Nollywood'like story... pfft

TRUFAX.

I laff..Dat etisalat sales rep was coming for u my Broda, ask me how did I know..It's a market strategy I swear and it has happened to me.Trust me sha I no do anything cause I be gay.Ur girl did nt bleep, even if u talk till next year she ain't gonna blv u so no need trying to add pepper n maggi to d situation on ground..Calm ur girl and explain, wish u best of luck

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wait,u want to deal with her that what
sincerely speaking.....u can nly find few girls who wudnt tke such action
seriously,etisalat girl wntd to piss nd next tn she's tying ur towel
mehn......anoda prsn sef wont believe all these smelling talk...
why would she bath wn she said she wntd to piss....na her house?? wtf
guy....say the truth biko nu

Your girlfriend wanna dump you so she arranged with the "etisalat girl " to set you up.



How come she took her bath in your house?

Who gave her towel to tie abi she dey waka around with towel?
Why did your babe appear just then?


I once watched similar scene in a yoruba movie
The babe set her guy up because he was jobless and she met a super rich dude at a supermarket
She needed a perfect reason to leave the guy so she paid her friend to visit the guy and claim to be one of his guy's new babe.
Lover boy gave her a drink, in the spirit of being nice, she intentionally poured it on her white top and excused herself to clean up.
His girlfriend appeared from nowhere, passed the guy in the sitting room,went straight to the bathroom and dragged the chick out, tying only towel.The visiting chick even ran to the guy for protection, calling him sweet names eg, Honey,darly.. Who is this mad girl?"




Finally, the babes left.
Guy called,visited and tried to explain
Girlfriend refused to listen
Next,she was riding all over town wth the new lover boy who had more than enough money she could spend
5 months later,new lover boy married her.
Old loverboy was still going around begging.
Chai! I pitied him o







Anyway, that was a movie







And I guess yours is too.

Guy man talk another story jare, from shit na im d gal tie towel come baff de wet, she shit on top all her body ?


True story is you don tidy d babe finish, she say make she baff make her body not de smell and unluckily for u ur gf show come spoil your parade.

Too many gullible girls everywhere this days.

Maybe na u even toast the gal come house come fire sef

Abeg, who give am towel? You mean you allowed a stranger to use your towel.....this story doesn't add up

U gan talk true, u get plan to beep that gal, ur galfriend just came unexpected, it happens bro, so suck it up and take responsibility

rooqee120:
Hahahahah chai i no fit laf o. @op, if u said u dnt hv any hidden agenda, i myt blv u, bt dat etisalat babe...she no try at ol. Hw on earth will u b in someones house, a stranger for dat matter, and claimed u wnt to ease urself(though, acceptble) bt having a bath in a strangers house(a man for dat matter) is totally out of courtesy. Haba wen no b say she shit for body. And as for u op, u expect ur gf to come out of d toilet to as u in a cool romantic voice "darlyn, who is dat lady i saw in d bathroom tying ur towel and jxt had her bath? Haba...lets b realistic hera jare...

Good comment but in as much as ur been realistic, WHAT IF, I said WHAT IF o--- d said gal was a cousin who just came around? Dats how she wud so batter her first before any xplanation? Chaiiiiiiiiii Anger na bad tin ooo

rofl!!!

Blame it on poor parental admonitions,
Lack of education and above all, poverty! It's worse than any disease.
Perhaps she planned to defecate but having walked about for long hours and seeing a comfortable rest room and possibly she hasn't had her bath then she decided to act like 'Ekaite'.
Poverty bad ghan!
If your friend refuses to pick your call cos of the incident, let her be!

[quote author=krall post=30102350][/quote]
hmmm!

Pele...
Shits like this happens atimes!
Even if you had taken the Etisalat girl to the visitors toilet, that your Silifa type girlfriend ll still beat her.
Last Bullet
Shey you go listen to this drunk advice, go and date the Etisalat girl. Make her own no be in vain!

Don't worry about what has happened if u are telling us the trusth of the matter, because it might even be prearranged! It might be ur girlfriend or someone else, if u can get d@ Etisalat girl, let her answer some questions, but never think of having anything to do with her, she is a suspect! And to ur girlfriend, if she can't trusth you, she don't worth ur love.

SeverusSnape:
Damn!...That girl friend of yours is mean!
I feel so Sorry for the Etisalat girl. If your Girlfriend ain't picking your calls, Ignore her and believe you me, She'll call you for an explanation.
But hope you collected the number of the "Etisalat girl"?

the etisalat girl shouldn't have used d towel or bathed without permission

In my 5year old cousin's voice 'Dis uncle, u can lie ooooo'

Lolaabokoku:
=))¸.•°`Laff `°¸¸.•°wan°•°``°`tear°•.¸¸.•My °°•.¸¸.•
°Belle``°°. Infact ROTFLMAO

Lol

for me: you actually wanted to sleep with the girl but you were caught. We all get caught though. ironically you love your girl.
To make amends:you needed to cook up a story since both you and your babe are active nlanders. she reads it and accept you back. good luck

Oga, u never talk true finish. If the case was reversed how would you have felt? Abeg no blame your girlfriend. The Etisalat girl was after you actually.
And you even went to drop her. U sabi find trouble sha.

boma95:




wait,u want to deal with her that what
sincerely speaking.....u can nly find few girls who wudnt tke such action
seriously,etisalat girl wntd to piss nd next tn she's tying ur towel
mehn......anoda prsn sef wont believe all these smelling talk...
why would she bath wn she said she wntd to piss....na her house?? wtf
guy....say the truth biko nu

is it my fault? What if she saw a shower and decided to use the opportunity to take a quick bath and rush out. What if it was my sister in there?

hahahahahahahahaha...chai!!!! Wich kyn sella b dat?? She no get water for hauz??

lol. Mourinho must hear this!

Ur gf came into d house, she no greet u, na toilet she run go straight, it's either her instinct dey work well, or somebody info her say her bobo don carry woman enter house. And if she say, "I don catch u today", seems to me she don dey suspect u before. Finally, d way u sideline ursef frm dis matter like one innocent man, I no trust u. Wen d girl dey open d shower, u no hear am. Abi d TV too loud u no hear. E b like say na d way u dey respond even encourage d etisalat babe to proceed wt her plan. Oga u r d cos of everything dat happened, not ur gf, n certainly not d etisalat babe. So go look for ur gf and beg her.

krall:
yes. That is why I was angry with her. That behaviour was uncivilised.

. No darling. Its not uncivilized. She just saved u from sleeping with a desperate, wicked hoe. You would do worse i'm sure.

krall:
are you okay?.

Yes I am, tell another lie

Girlfriend fighting another girl in your house that's crazy.


I mean what right does she have to do that


What I don't understand is why you are still calling her number.

rooqee120:
Yes i agree she shld hv handle it wit more maturity bt dat still did nt justify wat d etisalat gal did nah

both are after Op.

All I want to say is that.................



























I Love Nairaland

free2ryhme:



Yes I am, tell another lie

go and sit down.

super story

Abeg give d etisat girl number pls ;

krall:
go and sit down.

get lost too

Nneka123:
lwkm!

she is here again.. u look like the etisalat girl