MzNelly:


If by homely, you mean "like to cook", yes I do.

But I don't see why I should visit a guy and start cooking. Is he my father?
Except, of course he asks me nicely... Then maybe, I could consider it.

MzNelly:


Sharp intellectual ladies do not possess the qualities you speak of in the OP, ma fren'.

wristbangle:


Bro at point 9, similar thing happened on a thread that was on front page about a lady who claimed that she needed a guy who earns nothing like than $500 thousand per annum. I like the response from JP Morgan CEO who said, not that you can't get someone like that but the problem is after 5years, you beauty would have depreciated while my net worth will appreciate which is not good for business.

wristbangle:


Thanks for correcting me dear. I am just having the feeling that u are a diligent lady.

donephi:


Lol been homely goes beyond cooking.

Which of the mention above(the op list) do u see as ur short coming?

MzNelly:


And I know you better than this, Wristwatch.

Sha, each to their own.

MzNelly:


No one, actually.

I'm just looking for trouble.

Targaryen:
@OP SECONDED, lemme add mine, cheating: a frustrated and a lazy lady are the shareful givers, they can open their legs for anything that has money, even their boyfriend's best friend or brother.

wristbangle:


It's being a while someone call me at the bolded moniker

To be candid dear, which among the listed qualities do u possess?

Don't lie to me oh!

lagmostkuit:
Qualities of a teenage girl..

MzNelly:


None jhoor

You think I'm all over you cos I possess some? Naah..
I just have a problem with your write-ups, that's all.

wristbangle:


Lazy and frustrating, FIXED!

These qualities can be seen in all age category in ladies.

So you mean all ladies posses these crazyy qualities?

Aminat508:
Eleyi gidigan o

lagmostkuit:

So you mean all ladies posses these crazyy qualities?

Mancity26:
Let me xplain more..
No.4: Make she dey form I no fit cook.. I no wan dirty myself.. Allow ur bf cook 4u.,,otondo.
No.5: My ex na bcs of nagging, she can nag even if una dey for market or church.
No.7: Most girls dey fall hand when u enter dia room, e bi like a place wey lion park comot.. Even after lashing, d girl no go arrange d bed.
No.8: Most annoying part of it, d girl go dey for bed like say she don die.. Make use of ur hand nah..twisting is allow.. Dey dia, all dis end time girls wil come collect ur man..
No.10: My brother no girl above 14yrs still be virgin unless she enter faint at d age of 6 and wake up at d age of 18. If she indulge in premarital sex..pls indulge in premarital spending..
#funnyNation comedian

donephi:


It's hard to believe u dnt possess any.

Are u not a lady?

They said 95% of ladies nag and 5% are lazy since they don't nag

wristbangle:


You can speak for yourself probably becos u are an orente but I have lost counts of the number of ladies have seen who possess the listed qualities in the article.

Beht how come you meet such ladies?

ChappyChase:
I've been fucking olosho since time immemorial! So all the above listed no concern me! But make I still ham.
*finished reading*
Hmm, Mehn from number 4 to 7 is unbearable to me and but that number 8 ehn if the babe no sabi "Do", make she better dey go her house! Abi she think say I no get body lotion cream for my room?!

lagmostkuit:

Beht how come you meet such ladies?

wristbangle:


Such ladies are the ones who are so common nowadays. So to spot them is not difficult

Pls stop spotting them so that you won't be creating threads upon threads bout ladies

MzNelly:


Hmmn... Let me think....

I don't nag, no. I'll just ignore you and call it a day.
Lazy? Well, I'm not dependent on any man, so....

Oh...okay!
I don't know bedmatics.

lagmostkuit:

Pls stop spotting them so that you won't be creating threads upon threads bout ladies

wristbangle:


You can speak for yourself probably becos u are an orente but I have lost counts of the number of ladies have seen who possess the listed qualities in the article.

MzNelly:


No one is insulting anybody.
But to perfectly describe these "lazy and frustrating girlfriends", you must have had some sort of relation with them, no?

Definitely is what he attracts, man.

Kazrem:

Your signature. INDIA

wristbangle:


Can u tell me the problem darl?

wristbangle:


which thread do u want me to create?

Any thread asides bashing ladies!

donephi:


Stressful even at weekends when she visits u? Prefers to always sit down to eat after u've done the cooking. The ladies of this generatn are very lazy amongst other vices. They all prefer to always eat out.

Very difficult to get a wife

donephi:


In as much as I believe in authority as an African man, I also believe any lady who is matured shuld knw the right thing to do esp wen an issue is been over flogged.

I don't believe in forcing my opinions or making u do something as an adult.
I just take my decisions

MzNelly:


The marriages privilege thing?

donephi:


In as much as I believe in authority as an African man, I also believe any lady who is matured shuld knw the right thing to do esp wen an issue is been over flogged.

I don't believe in forcing my opinions or making u do something as an adult.
I just take my decisions

lagmostkuit:

Any thread asides bashing ladies!