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Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Dsense(m): 7:38am On Jan 08, 2011
d bigrod:

Mzdarlskin,it will be in your own interest if u stop insulting me.I have never said anything to u on nl,don't get me pissed.
Does she control your . . . . . . lipsrsealed grin
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Phate07(m): 10:04am On Jan 08, 2011


Advice to Golddiggers- STOP DIGGING! angry
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by koolchicco: 10:14am On Jan 08, 2011
Even broke as$ Phate Mofos are claiming Gold Keepers grin
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Phate07(m): 10:23am On Jan 08, 2011


Who told you i was broke? cheesy So tryna be reasonable in everyday dealings with the female folk is now termed as broke? Duh! undecided
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 1:47pm On Jan 08, 2011
d bigrod:

Mzdarlskin,it will be in your own interest if u stop insulting me.I have never said anything to u on nl.don't get me pissed.

^^please pardon her, shes sorry grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Orton10(m): 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2011
^
lmfao.
First time i'm hearing 'sorry' for ur lips.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 1:59pm On Jan 08, 2011
^^Yeah i hardly say sorry but things we do for love,

Love can crumble your knees and bring you begging,
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Orton10(m): 2:06pm On Jan 08, 2011
^
Yeah Right.
Only Hope Momma Dark appreaciates. :-/
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 2:11pm On Jan 08, 2011
^^Yeah she would, we keep tabs crossed and hoping for the best, Thnx 4 watchin my bak
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Orton10(m): 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2011
Welcome buddy. wink
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 3:04pm On Jan 08, 2011
d bigrod:

Mzdarlskin,it will be in your own interest if u stop insulting me.I have never said anything to u on nl.don't get me pissed.
I apologize Sir Suge Knight of Nairaland. angry

koolchicco:

Even broke as$ Phate Mofos are claiming Gold Keepers grin

DEATH! grin grin
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Phate07(m): 3:11pm On Jan 08, 2011


^^ Close your teeth jor. Whats funny. angry angry
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Omolola1(f): 3:14pm On Jan 08, 2011
MEN, Stop sagging your trousers! only prisoners do.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by queensmith: 3:17pm On Jan 08, 2011
Omolola1:

MEN, Stop sagging your trousers! only prisoners do.

God will bless you for this!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Orton10(m): 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2011
^

Gurl you're missing alot, you should try it sometime. You'll surely like it.
The feeling of Sagging on a Nigga[b]>>>>>>>PRICELESS!![/b]
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2011
Orton1_0:

^

Gurl you're missing alot, you should try it sometime. You'll surely like it.
The feeling of Sagging on a [size=18pt]Nigga[/size]>>>>>>>PRICELESS!!

MS. EEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!! COME QUICK O!!!!!!!!

@topic: im gonna repaste my old points lol.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2011
its true some boys sag and show their boxers

forgetting that these boxer's

when dipped into a river is enuf to kill all the fishes and creature's in there within minute's

its com amongst US.JAMO AND 9JAH DUDES
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Omolola1(f): 3:26pm On Jan 08, 2011
@Ortonio, so u mean sagging is a good thing? it makes u guys luk irresponsible and personally, it disgusts me
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 3:26pm On Jan 08, 2011
I see that Mz Dark,

Sad how that word can be used by the OWN and no one say anything.  But let me use that word the whole world come crashing down.  How hypocritical.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jan 08, 2011
MS. EVE, it's all "politics". If you have a point that cannot be counteracted your status as an "outsider" somehow is over blown. I notice that.

Anyway,
LET'S GET BACK ON TOPIC PPL:

Ladies what are some good advice you can offer men to not appear to be complete douche-bags or idiots when trying to pick up women?

Men, how can a woman get the attention of a man without appearing easy?

Feel free to share your stories/comments.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jan 08, 2011
Orton1_0:

^

Gurl you're missing alot, you should try it sometime. You'll surely like it.
The feeling of Sagging on a Nigga[b]>>>>>>>PRICELESS!![/b]
God I hope this is a joke. It ain't cool at all. There is nothing sexier than a well dressed man. When I say a "well dressed man", I mean a man who dresses with class. But anyway to each his own. cool


190:

its true some boys sag and show their boxers

forgetting that these boxer's

when dipped into a river is enuf to kill all the fishes and creature's in there within minute's

its com amongst US.JAMO AND 9JAH DUDES
grin grin grin grin  grin grin grin You are soon gonna overtake Mr Cork in the sense of humor department grin
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Phate07(m): 3:34pm On Jan 08, 2011


Women, stop sampling sagging bosoms. angry

We like them firm and tight. wink
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by queensmith: 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2011
Orton1_0:

^

Gurl you're missing alot, you should try it sometime. You'll surely like it.
The feeling of Sagging on a Nigga[b]>>>>>>>PRICELESS!![/b]
Im not a nigga so i cant relate- sorry

@topic that brings me to more points
MEN!
-Be very very careful before you get piercings and tattoos, some women (and men alike) are still very old fashioned about it. I cant stand men that wear earrings heavy jewellery or have large tattoos in visible places, I immediately label him as a wannabee rapper and i wont even be his friend!
- at the same time dont be quick to assume you know a woman. Dont get too comfortable and use slang or abbreviations in your email or text messages, it makes you sound ignorant. first impressions do count, try and sound responsible when you talk to her-dont use, brav, innit, buff ting, esp if you are a grown man!
- This isnt for everyone but i must mention it, baby, babes, love, honey is not a appropriate salutation for a grown woman you just met and are not dating, please refrain from continuously using it its soooooooooo irritating! eurgh!
- women are everywhere thats true, but good women are not and sensible women are rare, so when you present yourself, act as if you are applying for a job! yes thats right we are THAT important! give her reasons to date you, and I dont mean badgerin her like a lost puppy i mean showing her your responsible, you were brought up right you have the characteristics of a MAN!
-Yes we know your not psychic, but try and understand a woman, no when shes happy when she sad, know what pisses her off and dont do it! every human experiences mood changes so treat her like you wanna be treated!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 3:39pm On Jan 08, 2011
Wearing shitty drawls to the club is not cool fellows.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by 190: 3:41pm On Jan 08, 2011
Phate07:



Women, stop sampling sagging bosoms. angry

We like them firm and tight. wink


Its true,
Mr.Brown Jay told me of a story a couple of days back
How he carried this LADY who had this FIRMED THICK STRAIGHT LOOKING BOOBS,
that seemingly wants to attack any guy that looks straight at it in the eye,

as tough JAY was, he was intimidated by these b[i]re[/i]asts and decided to go in,
2hrs later,he got home with this lady and she tapped her bra off,

ALAS, One of the br[i]e[/i]ast fell to one side of the bed and the other on the other side
Jay slept off and refused 2 touch her all nite,
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2011
check this out folks https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-581843.0.html#msg7488603  undecided  undecided  undecided  grin

@ topic: You guys have some EXCELLENT POINTS! There is nothing more unattractive than seeing your boxer shorts in its ENTIRETY. Where I live they take it to a whole new level! The lower half of their boxers is completely exposed and there is NO SHAME on their faces. To make it worse as Ms.Eve said, some of them wear light colored ones and. . .skid row is all I am gonna say  tongue!!!!

Guys bottom line approach a woman, they way you want your sisters (and mama lol) to be approached. Have some dignity, class and GOOD HYGIENE.

ANOTHER THING!!!!

If you invite a girl to your place of residence MAKE SURE IT IS NEAT AND CLEAN! There is NOTHING more disturbing than a man trying to play 'lover boy' with dishes pilled up, clothes and old magazine/news paper clippings on the floor, pizza boxes on the table with the crusts still on the plate from LAST WEEKS PARTY, and empty beer bottles and cans!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Omolola1(f): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2011
Guys do that a lot!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by queensmith: 3:58pm On Jan 08, 2011
190:

Its true,
Mr.Brown Jay told me of a story a couple of days back
How he carried this LADY who had this FIRMED THICK STRAIGHT LOOKING bosoms,
that seemingly wants to attack any guy that looks straight at it in the eye,

as tough JAY was, he was intimidated by these b[i]re[/i]asts and decided to go in,
2hrs later,he got home with this lady and she tapped her bra off,

ALAS, One of the br[i]e[/i]ast fell to one side of the bed and the other on the other side
Jay slept off and refused 2 touch her all nite,

tbh with u mbj sounds like a closeted homosexual, with all his complaints about women I wonder why he even bother at all! why doesnt he just start dating men!

@mds what i cant stand is women who clean their boyfreinds apartments or men that expect women that do so!
or even men that expect me to cook,
i am not a chef! DO NOT ask me to cook for you!
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Omolola1(f): 4:00pm On Jan 08, 2011
Queensmith, don't take 190 serious o! he waz only joking. . .
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by Phate07(m): 4:00pm On Jan 08, 2011
190:

Its true,
Mr.Brown Jay told me of a story a couple of days back
How he carried this LADY who had this FIRMED THICK STRAIGHT LOOKING bosoms,
that seemingly wants to attack any guy that looks straight at it in the eye,

as tough JAY was, he was intimidated by these b[i]re[/i]asts and decided to go in,
2hrs later,he got home with this lady and she tapped her bra off,

ALAS, One of the br[i]e[/i]ast fell to one side of the bed and the other on the other side
Jay slept off and refused 2 touch her all nite,


Lol. cheesy The deception is enough for one to commit murder.

Re: Advice To The opposite gender by MrsEve2(f): 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2011
Guys, we do not want to see you digging for gold in your anus.  It not cool.
Re: Advice To The opposite gender by queensmith: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2011
omolola u need to go thru mbj's post, i never take 190 seriously! lol
but his little story isnt far from the types of things that guy says!

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