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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Alexbio: 1:21pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.


The truth is that the best recipe to reducing poverty in Nigeria is basic:
1. Broke guys shouldn't have erections.
2. Broke girls shouldn't get wet.
And there should be law to enforce it as well.
sad sad
Nigeria can get it right again with this simple approach not Obi2023 grin grin
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by zionstaar75: 1:21pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
no wonder your name sounds like that of a polestar,olosho!
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Aladdin1(m): 1:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
Broke girls should learn to close their legs and sew it up or use evostick to glue it up.

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by jeff1607(m): 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

What’s your definition of broke?

How much should he have in investments or in cash before you open your legs for such a guy.

If you were God eh, to breathe air go hard
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by casualobserver: 1:25pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

I agree a man should sort out his finances before having children but when they do sort themselves out, they should not marry women with monikers like sweetbuns sweetpussy etc. such women have nothing to offer but sex and the sex they have on offer can be bought without the downside of being commited to such a person.

The corollary to your assertion is that Women who have monikers like sweetbuns etc or that sort of mindset, have no business having expectations of ever being a wife to any serious and successful man. They are sidechicks and paid companions not wives.

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Catechizm: 1:29pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

Go baff! Na people like you dey make nairaland smell
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by S1MP: 1:31pm On Dec 09, 2022
casualobserver:


I agree a man should sort out his finances before having children but when they do sort themselves out, they should not marry women with monikers like sweetbuns sweetpussy etc. such women have nothing to offer but sex and the sex they have on offer can be bought.

The corollary to your assertion is that Women who have monikers like sweetbuns etc or that sort of mindset, have no business having expectations of ever being a wife to any serious and successful man. They are sidechicks and paid companions not wives.
Just say you hate women already
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Nobody: 1:34pm On Dec 09, 2022
Dobson43:
sad


Your suggestions rings very true but shouldn't be limited in scope to broke guys. Such compliments should be accorded to ladies as well. Nothing prevents a lady from holding her own in the midst of guys and beating guys in any sphere of endeavor.



Let me put in as succinctly as possible: a broke lady shouldn't get wet nor should she use her body as an office to transact business. She shouldn't be in a rush so spread her legs like a Bible for anyone to read

I support everything you wrote, but what's that silly comparison to the Holy Bible? Guy, mind yourself o.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by casualobserver: 1:34pm On Dec 09, 2022
S1MP:

Just say you hate women already

Why? Because I said good successful men avoid women who have nothing to offer but sex?

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by akaleb2015(m): 1:39pm On Dec 09, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin is it their fault to be broke?
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Karleb(m): 1:41pm On Dec 09, 2022
Some of you ladies are just funny sha.

Yet broke girls can Bleep around. grin

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Nobody: 1:42pm On Dec 09, 2022
And your peeps gave birth to you wink
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by ibtommy(m): 1:43pm On Dec 09, 2022
Wise girl. I will follow thee bumper to bumper. tongue

SweetCunt97:
I think the keyword should be responsible.

From what I learnt, a broke man have no much means of entertainment so sex is his gateway to fun and all. But the only issue is making kids they really can't care for.

Na broke guys fvck pass but both should learn how to manage their affairs
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Streetmovement(m): 1:44pm On Dec 09, 2022
Darkmode64:

Exactly! We understood her point. However, it would have made sense if she hadn't thrown subs/hot takes at broke guys for having erections.

Wotoporiously cool speaking

Na her prick? Abi na her erection?

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by jaxxy(m): 1:45pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

u dound toxic. See all the venom u are spewing ontop another persons money issues? Broke guys need love and affection too justice broke girls. undecided
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Lighthammer(m): 1:46pm On Dec 09, 2022
One word to describe this write up:Balderdash...
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by tbambam: 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

This shows you grew up in abject penury for you to think a bike man earns 1-3 dols a day..

Also what happens dto minding your business and looking for how to get yoursf out of this poverty you find yourself?....
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by babajero(m): 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
written by a fellow who only have breast hip and vagina as asset.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by ibtommy(m): 1:50pm On Dec 09, 2022
You no know say na skin to skin she likes? She wan balance everything up. You can't eat your cake and have it. If you like opening your hole to every Tom Dick and Harry, then expect that hole to be madly hammered by some broke guy out there. Trust me, you goinna love it.
No mind the yeye girl. She don open am for one okada guy come here dey complain.

grin
ERCROSS:
Chai, if men were God, we for hear wen. But what if women like you were God? Na hell on earth for some men.


Your post would have made more sense if you had advised broke guys to avoid unwanted pregnancies by using protection. And also advise the broke ladies to ensure their man uses protection whenever they wantu do the do. But you decided to disturb us with your rants. Anyways, that's your opinion and it's as useless as the P in Psychology. It won't stop Sikiru from gbenshin Sikira today.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by kamiyurl: 1:55pm On Dec 09, 2022
broke girls should not even near rich guys simple!!!!
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Dynamicboss: 2:01pm On Dec 09, 2022
Nature allows an able and healthy man to have erection. Where the problem lies is not being able to soldier the responsibility of the innocent soul and that of the mother to a great extent.

Also, broke women should stop dreaming to getting laid or marry a rich dude.

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Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by naijknight: 2:09pm On Dec 09, 2022
I am broke but every time I woke up my man thing go stand gidigba grin
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Darkmode64: 2:10pm On Dec 09, 2022
Streetmovement:


Wotoporiously cool speaking

Na her prick? Abi na her erection?
cheesy grin grin grin dem say na 2020 post.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by LordReed(m): 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

Is that every time someone has sex they must have a child?
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Yxxx: 2:15pm On Dec 09, 2022
Fornication is a sin.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by kkins25(m): 2:17pm On Dec 09, 2022
I no blame una, it's the rich guys that pay for your services I blame.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by RepoMan007: 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.
our national budget cannot cater for our needs yet we are building roads to Niger Republic and politicians are painting Dubai red. How about that?

Erectiin is not account balance dependent miss.
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Penywise(m): 2:24pm On Dec 09, 2022
As a rich man, please use and dump girls who are broke. Disrespect any girl who has no ass, boobs, short or comes from a poor home.
Avoid her if she has no good skin.
Treat girls as a cumrag when you finally make money!
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by doneback04: 2:31pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.


So as money never come make I no bleep even u the writer how much do you have??

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

So as money never come person no go bleep coolmoney wahala
Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by MichaelSokoto(m): 2:40pm On Dec 09, 2022
Dobson43:
sad


Your suggestions rings very true but shouldn't be limited in scope to broke guys. Such compliments should be accorded to ladies as well. Nothing prevents a lady from holding her own in the midst of guys and beating guys in any sphere of endeavor.



Let me put in as succinctly as possible: a broke lady shouldn't get wet nor should she use her body as an office to transact business. She shouldn't be in a rush so spread her legs like a Bible for anyone to read
grin

Re: Broke Guys Shouldnt Even Have Erections by Boomboost(m): 2:46pm On Dec 09, 2022
SweetBuns:
Why would they have one?
Why should they have one?

Having an erection means you're ready to take a responsibility. A tasking responsibility that is not for broke boys and effeminate males.

Having an erection signifies that you're ready to copulate, take care of an adult like yourself and a child/children. Having an erection means you're ready to build a home.

Hence, if you're incapable of doing such, why are you carrying your silly erections everywhere? Erections that will only add to the problems of society,?

Nigeria is an example of this terrible trend. Lots of broke guys having erections and the result? Lots of children uncared for plus numerous juvenile delinquents.....There is a motorcycle rider here, the guy has 8 CHILDREN... I am sure he earns between 1-3$ everyday but why will a broke guy like him have 8 good children? During this pandemic, his children run around and beg for food in our street, one of his oldest sons was caught with his bad company of friends while they were trying to burgle an old grandma's house.

Long story short, if you're broke, don't have erections. Stop bragging on dick length FGS. Hide your erection and work on your life!

TL;DR Get your shit together and stop disturbing ladies with your broke and problematic erections.

The Tiger should stop telling the Lion what natural desires to crave. In the end, the tiger will have his stripes and the Lion it's mane.

Also, Erections are a sign of good sexual health. Broke guys now should have poor... Ok, are you also saying they should overf#ck when they are no longer broke? Sex is as natural as taking a shit but you women overexagerate it.

You know nothing and have no right to tell people what their bodies should do.

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