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Food / Re: We Are Dying In Calabar. A Cup Of Garri Is Now N250. Who Do Us? by oneda(m): 3:25pm On Apr 24
zoeymikey:
Same here in akwa ibom,, thought it was a joke when I heard my neighbor crying over it until I confirmed it myself..
What will the common man do??
Last week, A man came from one of the villages to sale garri in Akpan Andem market Uyo. He was selling 3 cups for #500 and he was arrested by those garri sellers in the market. Akwa ibom have it so bad. There's a union for even vegetable and pepper sellers.

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Education / Re: Zimbabwe Sells 20% Of Its Land To Arabs by oneda(m): 6:45am On Apr 23
MuslimIgbo:
Picture proof
Ijiota
Foreign Affairs / Re: Graca Machel: Meet Woman Who Became First Lady Of Two Different Countries by oneda(m): 6:39am On Apr 23
Mandela divorced his cheating wife to marry a widow. A widow has more respect than a hoe

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Romance / Re: Billionaire Declared "Dead" Found Living With Mistress In Moscow After 6 Years by oneda(m): 10:38am On Apr 19
Did somebody call his name to see if he will disappear?

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Romance / Re: Don't Laugh If You're Not Married Yet by oneda(m): 12:00pm On Apr 17
Even my mother won't drag me like this not to talk of my wife.
Me: Hun let's go and jog
Her: are you saying I'm fat?
Me: No you're not yet but you'll soon be if you don't start now and besides it's healthy for you
Her: so you're saying I'm sick
Me: If you keep dodging exercise you'll soon be both fat and sick
Me: So Are you going or not?
I'm already moving towards the door

Na me you wan come dey exhibit your toxicity for? Mtcheww

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 20 Countries That Owe US Money by oneda(m): 11:53am On Apr 09
Who are the US owing more than $100 trillion then?

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Politics / Re: Gov. Alex Otto Dethrones A Traditional Ruler For Misconduct In Abia State by oneda(m): 8:12am On Apr 07
Gandollar dealt with a whole Sanusi and divided the Kano Emirate and a small mushroom Eze want to mess with Otti?
Even the Oba of Benin or the Oni of Ife if they misbehave can be dealt with by the respective of their state.
Another point is, Igbo enweghi Eze (Igbos have no King)
I still remember when I was a boy, Eze Ugoenyi Eze ndi Eze (king of Kings) misbehaved and women of my community gathered and burnt his stool and staff of office at the market Square. They reminded him that Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by oneda(m): 8:54am On Apr 06
I need umidigi A11 Pro Max battery
Politics / Re: London Flight: ‘keyamo Should Sack Them’ – Tinubu’s Aide Reacts As Onyema Cries by oneda(m): 7:40pm On Apr 04
If we say they're against the Igbo now they'll say we have victim mentality.
They make it very clear at every turn that they HATE us but somehow want us to be grateful for progressing above them with the crumbs they throw off the table.
The Jews suffered similar fate but today they call the shots. We'll call the shots one day and we'll do it per excellence

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Politics / Re: Man Quoted 22m Naira For Solar Inverter System by oneda(m): 4:42pm On Apr 04
You want to power all your appliances naw

1 15kwh battery should be enough to power your fridge and household appliances including 1 0.5 or 0.75hp AC.
It can also pump water join.
10m should be enough for that

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Travel / Re: See Before And After Photos Of Cemetery Road Aba, Abia State Constructed by oneda(m): 1:15pm On Apr 02
glacswhite:
First Picture was almost 10yrs ago I was there last week and the End of that road towards The Power line Close to the rail is still like the first picture...an Eye sore but it seems work is still going there with time they will finish it

You're a bloody liar.
Education / Re: Offhand Or Offhead Which Is Correct by oneda(m): 8:54pm On Apr 01
Offhand wey Sir Paul use flog shege comot for me head that year is not correct?
I can recite the book of Psalms offhand ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms extempore ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms by heart ✔️
I can recite the book of Psalms offhead ❎

Abeg Aunty Jewessgratitud3 no over teach us o

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Childhood Friend In Ondo, Steals His Motorcycle, Sells It For ₦130,000 by oneda(m): 10:34am On Apr 01
My childhood friend died in 2019 and I've not even recovered from the loss. Ugo if I had to be the one to kill you, you'll have lived till a 100. If you had okada and my gang of okada snatchers snatched it from you, I'll scatter the gang if they didn't return it to you asap.

People are now living worse than animals cry
What a Waste

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Travel / Re: This Is The World's Widest Highway With 26 Lanes. by oneda(m): 11:14pm On Mar 31
If this were to be in Nigeria now especially in the south east or South South the military and every other paramilitary agency will block the road every two poles and be collecting money from the motorists

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Crime / Re: Frank Geng-Quangrong Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Ummukulsum Sani by oneda(m): 12:15pm On Mar 26
Finally this one head no dey I'm shoulder go back chinko
Wetin woman dey cause

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Agriculture / Re: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by oneda(m): 5:24pm On Mar 20
Exousiang01:
Great job.

If this were to be in the east.
The headliner would have been " The largest Pig farm in Nigeria Owned by an Igbo man, richest Pig Farmer in Africa"

Then the comments that would follow would be
Igbo Amaka
Igbos the China of Africa
If not for Igbos Nigeria will never progress
Etc.....

Just chilling tho.
Good to be back in the country, everything na cruise....

Welcome, my name is Obinna Udeh

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Politics / Re: FG Charges Miyetti Allah Leader With ‘unlawful Creation Of Ethnic Militia’ by oneda(m): 6:51pm On Mar 14
Finally Fulani herdsmen don collect.
Just wait long enough and what is going around will come around

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Politics / Re: Ibom Deep Seaport: Umo Eno's First Step In The Right Direction by oneda(m): 11:56pm On Mar 13
This is what Akpabio should use his power at senate President to do but he's more concerned in sending prayers to mailboxes

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Politics / Re: Umahi: No Need For Protest In Southeast, Tinubu Has Solved Our Challenges by oneda(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04
Yes Tinubu kinda solved our problem. Before it goes like this
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N200 (gain is N30)
Customer: na N180 I dey buy last
Seller: Oya bring money, make I just sell am because say na you o

Now
Customer: Oga how much?
Seller: N1500 (gain is N700)
Customer: haba! Oga you wan kee person?
Seller: you no know say Dollar cost and e dey affect everything?
Customer: Oga make I pay N1000
Seller: na N1450 last
Customer: na wa o Tinubu no go finish person

So the Igbo man is happier as he makes the money even though he gets to spend higher but the emphasis is making more money grin grin
But you see salary people? Even 100% increase is still a child's play since the prices are more than 300% increase angry angry

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Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by oneda(m): 4:58pm On Mar 01
Fires? The great library of Alexandria was also burnt
Romance / Re: I Am Going To Blow Your Mind (pictures Included) by oneda(m): 10:16pm On Feb 28
okoroemeka:
anybody that claims to know what happens after death is ignorant, nobody knows,but you can use your imagination and start from the beginning of your life to know how death will be,it is just a vast nothingness of no conscious thoughts,our consciousness and awareness as human beings has made us weave myths and legends about death ,but the probability of us be born is so huge that to die on Earth is a privilege for the select few,just imagine what you remember or know when you are still a foetus and that is how death will be like
And then you went on to tell us that you know that it's vast nothingness. You're ignorant and that's confirmed by you

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Romance / Re: Rewriting History With Photoshop (photos Included) by oneda(m): 10:23pm On Feb 25
Ourtruth247 You posted some YouTube video links in done of your previous threads and I watched those videos only to have my YouTube account banned.
They said copyright something something, but then I've never uploaded videos on YouTube, only watch.
I can't even appeal and those videos were equally deleted.
How do I research? Where do I start from? I don't want to use Google
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 115 Abokis In Enugu And Collects N110m, $8368 by oneda(m): 8:22pm On Feb 22
Hmmm
Family / Re: Akwa Ibom Court Orders Man’s Arrest Over Refusal To Care For Children by oneda(m): 7:53am On Feb 09
When will they stay Tinubu for refusing to take care of his Children Nigerians?

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Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by oneda(m): 6:38am On Jan 24
So many on your first post adviced you to forget it but take good care of your daughter. You didn't take those advice and now you and your girl are in the street.
My advice now is: you're already down so fight to your last. Regroup, find a job stabilize and then fight them with everything.
Involve human rights and social media. Make it go viral and trend. Get their pictures out there and make them famous. You won't even get anything outa thís because the 15 year old won't be jailed or something
Your second option is to forget it and focus on improving your condition now

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Politics / Re: Victor Banjo: The Biafrian Soldier That Fought Against Nigeria by oneda(m): 8:38pm On Jan 16
These men were the last patriots. They believed in a Nigeria that could never be - a Nigeria where merit determines a mama fortunes. They didn't do it for gains or for tribe.
These are the heroes past whose labours shouldn't be in vain but alas! they're labours are in vain!

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Investment / Re: 5 Money-sucking Demons You Didn't Notice Are Draining Your Pocket by oneda(m): 10:45pm On Jan 15
Op you see that eating out? It works if you're more than one person. If not it's cheaper to eat out than cook as a single person.
By eating out I mean at a reasonably priced local restaurant not fast food them o!
As a matter of principle, I no dey near Fast food them o! I once entered Tantalizers and ate a plate of rice with one tiny beef and water only to pay 2450 Naira. Normal restaurant is 1200 a plate with extra meat. By restaurant I don't mean those dirty ones that you'll buy a plate of food 500 Naira with 2 free plates of diarrhea grin cheesy
Believe me, if you want to cook properly and similar quality at that of a good restaurant 2450 at most or 1200 Naira cannot get you anything.
If you're a family of 2 and above, its more reasonable to cook at home

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Men Like This? When Will They Have Sense? by oneda(m): 12:27pm On Jan 02
That guy should be donated to Yahoo boys to use to plus up. Oh! Sorry! Baba no go even accept him.
Just tie him to a pole in the forest key hunters use him for target practice. Kai! What a disgrace to manhood

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Phones / Re: Will You Buy The Itel 5G Phone For N140,000? by oneda(m): 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2023
The bad taste Transion devices left in my mouth since the days of Tecno M and L series still persists.
I avoid anything Tecno, Infinix not to even mention itel.
Samsung or Xiaomi since I'm not a fan of iPhones

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet President Putin’s Daughter, Maria (faassen) Vorontsova Biography by oneda(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2023
dangermouse:


African adage:

Do not fear a woman with big buttocks,

She can never f..k herself by herself .

Morals: With all what not, it is still a man like you that will marry her.

Old African adage Mr.
Modern women f..k theirselves by theirselves.
Family / Re: See What 12 Year Old Boy Did When He Saw His Mother Twerking by oneda(m): 9:26pm On Dec 10, 2023
When your mama is a how. It's just started, kids will soon be bantering with their mama nudes.
Ayo: no be your mama pussay be this? She no fit shave self
Emeka: at least it's better than your mama own wey get breasts flats like bathroom slippers
Stupid Hoes are having children... Tueh!

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