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Romance / Re: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Onyinyechimara(f): 10:06am On Jul 23, 2014 |
charles316: Hater! She's happily married. Don't convulse on your venomous bile obscuring your brain neurons from working properly 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: A Comprehensive List Of The Documents Required For Visas by Onyinyechimara(f): 1:37am On Jul 16, 2014 |
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Travel / Re: A Comprehensive List Of The Documents Required For Visas by Onyinyechimara(f): 9:53pm On Jul 15, 2014 |
Please guys, those who have experience with this lemme know how you went about it. I m trying to print out chat history between me and my fiancé for past 1 year or so and the thing has too many pages I ve reduced the font size and spacing but still too many pages It's looking like a textbook and I fear they won't allow me to submit it like that? Cuz we have to submit at visa application centre first so it's not like I can carry along to show the ACTUAL visa officer. Those people at the visa application centre can be so annoying sometimes........they may not even agree to pack it along with my other documents for further processing. Thx |
Car Talk / Re: I Was Involved In An Accident Along Suleja-minna road. Viewer discretion advised by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2014 |
joebeckz: I left abuja at about 2pm and entered a taxi to minna at madalla. I was almost about to use my car but advised myself and settled for the commercials as it was cheaper and I was not gonna stay long in minna. D driver was good at wat he was doing and I felt comfortable but never closed my eyes to sleep like every oda passenger did. I was in d front passenger seat with d driver and just as we passed lambata n headed for gurara,d driver made a decision to switch to a newly constructed lane cos the normal one we use had pot/drum holes. All of a sudden like a ghost a bike (okada) with a male aged passenger appeared in front of us from no where cos as alert as I was just like d driver,I cud not xplain from where d biker came from. All effort by d driver to halt d car failed n we hit d biker n passenger. Like a grasshopper I saw d biker in d air n he crashed on d tar and d head opened up. Instantly he died. We weren't in d best position to xplain how he landed cos we were havin a rough ride down d valley as we lost control n we were goin down d hole by d side of d road. A tree n thick grass stopped d car after about 5mins of goin down. I heard difrent languages as we rolled down,I bliv de were all callin on God in der difrent languages. I just prayed silently in my heart and held d steerin cos d driver leaned back n left d steering. I hit d door wit ma leg n helped odas out. We all climbed up to d road[size=18pt] and saw the lifeless body of the biker[/size]. When d police came around n asked after d driver, we were all suprised dat d guy was not found again n we headed to d car n found no plate number. He tot dat was smart but anyway dats all I witnessed as I boarded anoda vehicle n came to minna safely. Help me thank God. And who told you he was lifeless Nigerians as a whole need reorientation The time you wasted standing there and snapping away, he could ve been taken to hospital Let the doctor decide who is lifeless/ in coma/ with a concussion / brain swelling or not From the pic (which by the way you have no right to post without covering his face) The scalp is hanging like a flap away from the skull bone He might have brain swelling which if relieved could save his life But NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Nigerians will be the last set of people to rush accident victims to emergency care If Michael Schumacher had the same accident he had while skiing in Nigeria, That's how ppl will gather round and be snapping his so called LIFELESS body 7 Likes |
Family / Re: To My Future Husband by Onyinyechimara(f): 12:02pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
OP don't fall for any of these so called GOD FEARING HOLIER than thou people It's not by mouth that we identify Godfearing But by their actions and inactions Suddenly every Tom Dick and Harry is professing how Godfearing they are I didn't know there were so many of those in Nigeria And you wonder why the country is worse than ever Shine your eyes very well make them no use you do ritual Pray before you do anything Pray for discerning spirit Don't meet anybody on this forum without loved one knowing your whereabouts Don't give out your personal phone number Get another line for this Open your eyes and ears Be very discerning.......in order to separate the chaff from the wheat Most of the people who will contact you are opportunists But some will be genuine people Open your eyes it is well 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:41pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
britiko: Except its been done in a standard hospital, its always a scary decision to make in niaja o. Those are very useless doctors indeed They need to update their knowledge cuz I know for sure that breech can be delivered with even the bikini line type incision This I know for sure What a bunch of useless doctors |
Romance / Re: Help! What To Do When A Married Ex Is Hitting On You? by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:36pm On Dec 06, 2013 |
yesboss20: The only opinion you are waiting for is permission to commit adultery......since that is what you want to hear. Mtcheeeew Uncommon sense is so common |
Family / Re: Is Your Marriage Failing? Check in!!! by Onyinyechimara(f): 7:24am On Nov 15, 2013 |
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Family / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man Pls Pray For Me by Onyinyechimara(f): 3:43am On Nov 08, 2013 |
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Family / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man Pls Pray For Me by Onyinyechimara(f): 3:42am On Nov 08, 2013 |
Madam @ the top: OP, you opened this thread for prayer but you are here justifying sleeping with a married man comparing it to polygamy. Are you his wife? This is not a place to justify your foolishness. You either stop or get the hell outta here Pretending to be religious but then "enjoying his money and then allowing him to enjoy whatever he wants out of me". So what do you want to hear from "people in this society" then? You re really a foolish young lady. It's been a while since I read utter bullcrap like what you wrote up there. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Secrets That Can Destroy Your Relationship? by Onyinyechimara(f): 9:27pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
If he's closet gay.......end of discussion Anything else, we ll manage 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by Onyinyechimara(f): 7:00pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
babyosisi: Thank you so much Babyosisi.........appreciate it |
Romance / Re: Few Wrong Reasons For Getting Married by Onyinyechimara(f): 7:19am On Oct 18, 2013 |
OP so for point number 1, what do you advise the person to do?! Continue fornicating rather than marry?? What do you advise then? Honest answer please 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by Onyinyechimara(f): 7:11am On Oct 18, 2013 |
@ babyosisi.........God bless you for this thread, very gooD of you. This is for you please I know this is about US but permit me to ask please as a daughter to a mother.............in your opinion and years of experience, would you advise giving up residency in Nigeria (mine is for 3 years and i get membership of west african college after this which os a major steppping stone in my career and on my CV as i can use it so many places round the world except UK....lol) OR to go join bobo in UK who is earning well himself and that ll mean just being a general doctor ( if I can break into that system at all sef.......I don't mind being a general doctor cuz bobos will provide and as long as they don't force me into psychiatry or sth) It's just that nothing is certain. To leave this halfway or to stay on and complete it as a backup just incase Thank you madam. I m hoping you can advise or you know friends who went through similar thing. |
Family / Re: Can You Entertain A Guest With Its Food? by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:53am On Oct 10, 2013 |
Bite me All the big madams here want to show us that they can entertain guests very well Okies, we have heard! As far as the madam in Ops story goes, I won't judge her Her condition I cannot tell There are some families that are really strongly and that sometimes translates into being reluctant to cater for an extra mouth food wise Accommodation is free so she doesn't lose anything But feeding him breakfast now might mean he comes to expect it whenever he comes and trust me some people in Nigeria are really struggling. Don't compare your nice and comfy lifestyle in UK/US and proper upbringing with the actions or inactions of someone who is barely making ends meet in Nigeria If someone was to ask some of you for the equivalent hospitality, it won't be bread and tea, it ll be school fees / sponsorship for a brilliant but needy relative and that is the real litmus test. Till that time please leave the madam in Ops story and stop judging cuz we can't see what your own house is like . Bite me 4 Likes |
Family / Re: How Do You Change Your Last Name After Marriage by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:21am On Sep 25, 2013 |
These might be silly questions, but pardon me ok 1) can you change your name OUTSIDE Nigeria if the wedding was INSIDE Nigeria? 2) if the wedding was outside Nigeria ( and you re marrying a Nigerian) can you change your name in the same country you had the wedding or you have to go back to Nigeria?? |
Nairaland / General / Re: (ladies & Money)72 Yr Old Billionaire, Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu Marries 26year Old Br by Onyinyechimara(f): 8:04pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Ladies and money?? More like, Men and pussssy!! You had to go there didn't you When it's clearly 2 adults getting married......always the ladies fault innit 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Shows Off His Mint Dollar Notes by Onyinyechimara(f): 11:18am On Aug 27, 2013 |
Damn right you cannot get more time if you drop dead the next minute. Stop behaving like the rich fool Iyanya All these new money people sef........old money would NEVER do this!!! |
Family / Why Are Unmarried Single Women So Bitter And Frustrated ? by Onyinyechimara(f): 1:01am On Aug 21, 2013 |
It's my observation that when some (I said SOME) women reach mid thirties and they re not married and childless or not in any meaningful relationship, they just become so bitter and frustrated. Especially female secretaries . Last year I went to one MDs office and the secretary gave me hell...........I mean hell. I couldn't even make any headway and I had to return and let my boss see to it instead. Lo and behold this year they sent me to that same office and I was dreading it and I was pleasantly surprised when the woman welcomed me with open arms and even dashed me smile untop. That was when I noticed her marital glow and of course the wedding band on her finger. In our own establishment here the human resources lady is a proper t.wat cuz she's not married( me thinks). She's frustrating people unnecessarily over needless issues. My Oga says she needs a husband and I concur. She needs a man to rock her to sleep every night and then maybe she ll mellow for us to have our peace. Disclaimer: I never marry o but I no wan reach their levels. At least I get boyfriend . 3 Likes |
Family / Re: Sex Is The Thermometer Of Marriage by Onyinyechimara(f): 10:09pm On Aug 20, 2013 |
Four times every night Then one more at the crack of dawn for good measure...........academic marriage, PhD in bedmatics 1 Like |
Family / 'Lefftover Women' In China Face Tough Choices In Looking For Love by Onyinyechimara(f): 4:26pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
The term "shengnu" - directly translated as "leftover women" - was coined to refer to professional women who have not married by their late 20s. Better to be 'left over' than in a miserable marriage ! |
Family / Re: Marriage! What If U Dnt Want It In Ur Life?.... Pls Help Me Guys by Onyinyechimara(f): 9:40pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
^^^^^Madam Callotti...how be? Marriage is overrated........it seems impossible to get men to commit to me Heaven knows I ve tried and tried Even put my life on hold for them at a point They are always ready to chop punny but when it's time to commit they tell you baby I need more time to get to know you better But you sure as hell didnt need time to know the way to my undies did you?!? Anyhow, I ve given up on the marriage thing Rita Dominic never married and did t die so neither will I Time for career things Will adopt pikin while I m at it And get a dog too....a cute one God know I tried but this is the deck life played me Every weekend small small girls in my office will be getting married Me and my 30 year old ass go siddon look like lucozade I used to wonder how they get men to propose again But I don tire sef.....no be lie I ve spent the last 5 years trying and hoping to get hooked But never again, it don do No need to pretend again sef........I free myself from this bondage I said I d pull a Rita Dominic and this is the right time 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: "Never Let a Man Define Who You Are" - Oprah Winfrey by Onyinyechimara(f): 11:02pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
^^^^^Self respect and marriage are not mutually exclusive me thinks You don't have to give one up to earn the other You can still be a madam at the top with a lovely family to show 3 Likes |
Food / Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by Onyinyechimara(f): 9:42pm On Jul 21, 2013 |
dandadee: That's also possible. I thought I saw bloody vomitus...........thanks for that |
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Aguo, Nollywood Director Jailed 15 Years For Drug Possession In Malaysia by Onyinyechimara(f): 10:48am On Jul 21, 2013 |
"But you've been saved from the gallows because your counsel sent a representation and the Attorney-General Chambers agreed to give you an alternate charge,"he said What alternate charge?? |
Politics / Re: Governor Okorocha Sacks Nkiru Sylvanus (Finally?) by Onyinyechimara(f): 10:45am On Jul 21, 2013 |
Dont mind them slap1: Okorocha dissolved his cabinet, why are you isolating Nkiru Sylvanus? |
Food / Re: Man Dies After Winning Beer Drinking Competition In Spain by Onyinyechimara(f): 9:07am On Jul 21, 2013 |
Mallory Weiss tear 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola J. Ekeinde, Peter Okoye Attack Nigerian Senators Over Child Marriage Bil by Onyinyechimara(f): 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2013 |
Well done Omotola.........using your platform for a good cause. |
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel Sues Aproko247 For N100m Over Fake Story by Onyinyechimara(f): 4:50pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
funny thread |
Family / Re: Marriage by Onyinyechimara(f): 3:53pm On Jul 13, 2013 |
x-fire: Yes I do. I like his attitude to life, personality, intelligence,integrity,humor, etc........the key essentials about him I love. I wouldn't be with him otherwise. We are very satisfied. If its not with him then I probably wouldn't want to get married.......I'd probably forget about the whole marriage issue and pull a 'Rita Dominic' I m not worried at all......I was just dreaming of what's ahead cuz I know it's coming anyway |
Celebrities / Re: (photos) Check Out Blackstars Player, Asamoah Gyan’s Beautiful Mansion And Fleet by Onyinyechimara(f): 6:49pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
Baby Jet!!! 1 Like |
Family / Re: Is This A Blatant Housewife Oversight Or Am I Reading Meanings Into Nothing Here by Onyinyechimara(f): 12:15am On Jul 07, 2013 |
Lol.......this is so funny it's unbelievable OP you re a guest there so you eat what you re offered and stop whining And she's not your wife so don't expect her to cater to your every need But leave them alone and find your own wife to cook things the way you like! Kapish? 4 Likes |
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