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Crime / Re: W.H.O Scientists Investigate ‘mysterious Deaths’ In Nigerian Town (graphic Pics) by Phemour: 10:09pm On Apr 18
The gods need cockroach's intestine, 32 gallons of palm oil and 20 bags of yam flour. WHO wants to give injection, let's see what happens.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Mercy Aigbe And Her Daughter Michelle Rocks Denim On Denim Trend (photo) by Phemour: 4:35am On Apr 14
very cute girl
Like u, pls let's chat on bbm.
Literature / Waiting (for Election Results) By Caleb Jonah by Phemour: 3:06pm On Mar 30
As we await the announcement of our next President, Caleb Monday Jonah writes this great poem.


now is the time
our eyes pulled up into the screen
our ears clutched to speakers
our hands entwined in itself
our hearts pumping more blood
we ar waiting

we wait for the voice of jega
the long awaited voice
if only i could finetune d voice to please everybody
today that voice will please many
today that voice will displease many
in any case the voice will still speak

we ar waiting for what our hands have thumbed
my beloved people
let us look beyond what the voice wud say today
let their b no killing
we hav had enough of it
let there be no bloodshed
our earth is full of it
let there be no burning
our sky is already dark
we wait for the voice
please let us not wait for peace
let peace reign in our hearts

we ar waiting

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Politics / Re: My Opinion On PDP VS APC by Phemour: 11:49am On Mar 21
Enough already!!!!! My opinion this... my opinion that. Abeg, make una let us rest... lol. No hard feelings, Just kidding tho

We can't rest untill we have a better Nigeria
Politics / My Opinion On PDP VS APC by Phemour: 11:44am On Mar 21
Before you crucify me, I don't do politics and I have never voted before. I was impressed with the infrastructural development in Kano the last time I visited. I foresee change with the so called APC though, only if the party is composed of calibre of people like Kwankwaso or better people. I don't mean change in 'theory' or as used by most political fanatics, I mean a glaring change like the one a blind man can see in Kano.
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by Phemour: 7:57am On Dec 04, 2014
You can't beat me


Politics / Re: APC Reps List 50 "Impeachable Offences" Against Jonathan by Phemour: 7:54am On Nov 26, 2014

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Adebayor Denies Evicting His Mother Over Juju: ‘i’m Not A Pastor, I Cannot..... by Phemour: 8:00pm On Nov 22, 2014
Dont mind them debayo, witches don wear gold rings.

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Sports / Re: Is Courtney Dike The Finest And The Sexiest Female Footballer Ever? by Phemour: 11:52am On Aug 26, 2014
Aziza is.
Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by Phemour: 1:05pm On Jan 01, 2014
Phones / Re: Solutions To Airtel Bb Plans On Android Devices. SOS! by Phemour: 11:42am On Dec 02, 2013
Airtel, God dey ooooo
Celebrities / Re: “if You Want To Ride Me, Clear The Bushes Before You Send In Pictures''afrocandy by Phemour: 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2013
Na wah oooo...
Sports / Re: Childhood Pictures Of Some World Famous Footballers by Phemour: 11:20am On May 06, 2013
Owhhhh...see my cute messi in neck tie.
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Caught Red Handed By His Wife (picture) by Phemour: 6:04pm On Apr 27, 2013
No ooo..the man is just observing d indecency ni oo
Romance / Re: Thai Couple Kiss For 58 Hours by Phemour: 6:31pm On Feb 15, 2013
Me sef go kiss for a months...wetin man no go do for money?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Warplanes Head To Mali by Phemour: 10:30am On Jan 17, 2013
And who say we are nt giant of africa? Heard French army too landed in mali.
Religion / Re: ‘LOL’ Really Mean ‘lucifer Our Lord’? by Phemour: 11:40am On Dec 02, 2012
This is simple and straight forward, my own definition for 'LOL' is Laugh Out Loud..if u have hidden definition for 'LOL' den ur Lord Awaits You (LAY).
Romance / Re: 28-Year-Old Japanese Man Marries A Pillow! by Phemour: 1:20pm On Nov 27, 2012
He must be high on something
Business / Re: The Craziest Things Money Can Buy In Nigeria by Phemour: 2:06pm On Nov 26, 2012
Money can buy gari too..LMAO
Food / Re: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Native Language? by Phemour: 6:57am On Nov 25, 2012
Agwaluma in Hausa
Fashion / Re: Youngest Male Models In Town.(See Picture) by Phemour: 11:10am On Nov 22, 2012
The one doin 'Tualeh'. LOL

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Jokes Etc / Re: About Phemour by Phemour: 4:15pm On Nov 21, 2012
Please dont ask yourself.
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 3:30pm On Nov 21, 2012
Lol. . .yeah, wear white n red.
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 2:40pm On Nov 21, 2012
PM ur FB name
Jokes Etc / About Phemour by Phemour: 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2012
Real Name: Olaiya Abass
Nick name: Phemour
Nationality: Naija
DOB: 5th January, 1970
Sex: Male

• Collecting teeth from a live tiger.
• Catching bullets with bare hands
• Jogging up & down mount Everest,
• Swimming in river Niger and
• Collecting rock particles from the moon

• Fought with an elephant and broke its neck
• Skinned a crocodile...alive!
• Played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived
• Killed Superman
• Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds,

• Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
• Out ran a cheetah
• Fluent in 10,598 languages
• 1st guy to land on the sun
• First man to stop his heart beat
• Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight.

• Surfing on a Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina
• Snow boarding on Mount Everest
• Sky diving from outer space

• Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

• When a cobra died after biting me.
• When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

• BH

• I really don't like to show off...

You like me dnt u?

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Food / Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by Phemour: 3:59pm On Nov 20, 2012
that biscuit is frm my home town. yeah!
Education / Re: Lodge Your Complaints/Comments Here by Phemour: 3:55pm On Nov 20, 2012

Pls, this is quite urgent as I ave limited time to register 2weeks.

I'm an undergraduate student, science faculty.
I selected a newly introduced option in my 2nd year out of 7 options ofwhich 5 were newly introduced.

I have completed a year in option as I am going to 300Level now.

Just yesterday my course adviser told me that they have scraPped the options for us that we shhld go back to the 2 that were available before.
He said they want to start with 100L students. He claimed that the other department that I do borrow courses from sed their course is 5yrs, that we can't come and borrow courses and finish in 4yrs as my cousrse is normally 4yrs.

The problem now is: As am doin the option ave done the required courses for it, but if I agree to change, I will ave to go and rewrite the 200L courses of the new option I changed to.

Honestly my earlier option they stopped us from isn't an easy one but I chose to do it, wich resulted in me having C-grades where normally I wuld ave had As in other options.

The worst part, some 300L students(going to 400L now) had to loose a year just to do this option. Now its like their effort and sacrifice dashed away.

Funny enuf we are about 10 candidates affected.

Pls advice as am thinking of getting a legal advice.

You should have open a topic for this.

Hi Odunnu.
Politics / Re: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by Phemour: 9:27am On Nov 14, 2012
Ah! OFFA ti bo lowowon! May his 'not so gentle' soul rest in peace.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Poisoned Food/fruit. by Phemour: 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2012
This can neva b true....
Politics / Christian Youths Breakfast With Muslims In Kaduna by Phemour: 8:12pm On Jul 22, 2012
A source in Ungwar Sarkin Musulmi, which housesthe famous Sultan Bello Mosque, has disclosed that about 50 Christian young men last night stormed the mosque and in furtherance of the Muslim Ramadan, broke the Ramadan fast with Muslim youths as part of ongoing efforts to strengthen unity, peace and coexistence betweenboth faiths in the troubled State.
The source said that there was consternation when the Christians arrived premises of the Mosque and proceeded to meet their hosts,and after exchanging pleasantries participated in ending the Ramadan fasting for the day as Muslims in the Mosque watched.
The leader of the Christians, Obadiah Dijji, according to the source said that they decided to visit the historic Mosque and break fast with theirMuslim friends due to many reasons.
He said, “Christianity is not a violent religion and does not teach hate and restiveness, and it is in that regard that we are here. Again, this is historic this is Sultan Bello where Sir Ahmadu Bello prayed and he was a good man who preached peace. This is where late Sheik Abubakar Gumi preached until his death.
We are here for peace and may God give Nigeria peace.”
It would be recalled that on June 17, a series of crises erupted in the state when suicide bombers attacked Churches in Zaria and Kaduna town. The Boko Haram sect claimed responsibility for the bombings. The attack led to irate Christian youthsattacking Muslims, and after two days, the Muslims also retaliated in areas where they are dominant.
Dijji also said that the Muslim youths have paid a similar solidarity visit to Christians at the ChristianAssociation of Nigeria secretariat.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/christians-kaduna-storm-mosque-eat-solidarity-breakfast-muslims
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Kareem: Fast Commences In Nigeria! by Phemour: 2:47am On Jul 20, 2012
Ramadan Kareeem
Education / Re: Federal University Dutse Has Air-Conditioned Classrooms by Phemour: 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2012
You r ryt...lets watch n c. Hw r u?

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