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Owhhhh...see my cute messi in neck tie.

No ooo..the man is just observing d indecency ni oo

Me sef go kiss for a months...wetin man no go do for money?

And who say we are nt giant of africa? Heard French army too landed in mali.

This is simple and straight forward, my own definition for 'LOL' is Laugh Out Loud..if u have hidden definition for 'LOL' den ur Lord Awaits You (LAY).

He must be high on something

Money can buy gari too..LMAO

Agwaluma in Hausa

The one doin 'Tualeh'. LOL

Please dont ask yourself.

Lol. . .yeah, wear white n red.

PM ur FB name

Real Name: Olaiya Abass
Nick name: Phemour
Nationality: Naija
DOB: 5th January, 1970
Sex: Male
...

HOBBIES:
• Collecting teeth from a live tiger.
• Catching bullets with bare hands
• Jogging up & down mount Everest,
• Swimming in river Niger and
• Collecting rock particles from the moon

MY RECORD:
• Fought with an elephant and broke its neck
• Skinned a crocodile...alive!
• Played Russian ROULETTE with fully loaded clip & survived
• Killed Superman
• Held my breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds,

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT :
• Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
• Out ran a cheetah
• Fluent in 10,598 languages
• 1st guy to land on the sun
• First man to stop his heart beat
• Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight.

SILLY THING DONE:
• Surfing on a Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina
• Snow boarding on Mount Everest
• Sky diving from outer space

EMBARASSING MOMENT:
• Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
• When a cobra died after biting me.
• When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

NEXT ASSIGNMENT:
• BH

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
• I really don't like to show off...

You like me dnt u?

that biscuit is frm my home town. yeah!

raygoes2sch:

Pls, this is quite urgent as I ave limited time to register 2weeks.

I'm an undergraduate student, science faculty.
I selected a newly introduced option in my 2nd year out of 7 options ofwhich 5 were newly introduced.

I have completed a year in option as I am going to 300Level now.

Just yesterday my course adviser told me that they have scraPped the options for us that we shhld go back to the 2 that were available before.
He said they want to start with 100L students. He claimed that the other department that I do borrow courses from sed their course is 5yrs, that we can't come and borrow courses and finish in 4yrs as my cousrse is normally 4yrs.

The problem now is: As am doin the option ave done the required courses for it, but if I agree to change, I will ave to go and rewrite the 200L courses of the new option I changed to.

Honestly my earlier option they stopped us from isn't an easy one but I chose to do it, wich resulted in me having C-grades where normally I wuld ave had As in other options.

The worst part, some 300L students(going to 400L now) had to loose a year just to do this option. Now its like their effort and sacrifice dashed away.

Funny enuf we are about 10 candidates affected.

Pls advice as am thinking of getting a legal advice.

You should have open a topic for this.

Hi Odunnu.

Ah! OFFA ti bo lowowon! May his 'not so gentle' soul rest in peace.

This can neva b true....

A source in Ungwar Sarkin Musulmi, which housesthe famous Sultan Bello Mosque, has disclosed that about 50 Christian young men last night stormed the mosque and in furtherance of the Muslim Ramadan, broke the Ramadan fast with Muslim youths as part of ongoing efforts to strengthen unity, peace and coexistence betweenboth faiths in the troubled State.
The source said that there was consternation when the Christians arrived premises of the Mosque and proceeded to meet their hosts,and after exchanging pleasantries participated in ending the Ramadan fasting for the day as Muslims in the Mosque watched.
The leader of the Christians, Obadiah Dijji, according to the source said that they decided to visit the historic Mosque and break fast with theirMuslim friends due to many reasons.
He said, “Christianity is not a violent religion and does not teach hate and restiveness, and it is in that regard that we are here. Again, this is historic this is Sultan Bello where Sir Ahmadu Bello prayed and he was a good man who preached peace. This is where late Sheik Abubakar Gumi preached until his death.
We are here for peace and may God give Nigeria peace.”
It would be recalled that on June 17, a series of crises erupted in the state when suicide bombers attacked Churches in Zaria and Kaduna town. The Boko Haram sect claimed responsibility for the bombings. The attack led to irate Christian youthsattacking Muslims, and after two days, the Muslims also retaliated in areas where they are dominant.
Dijji also said that the Muslim youths have paid a similar solidarity visit to Christians at the ChristianAssociation of Nigeria secretariat.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/christians-kaduna-storm-mosque-eat-solidarity-breakfast-muslims

Ramadan Kareeem

You r ryt...lets watch n c. Hw r u?

For sure dey will.

The pioneer students of Federal University Dutse who commenced registration on wednesday at the university take off site will be taking their lectures in a spacious and air -conditioned class rooms, a feat which is rare in most public university for undergraduate students in Nigeria.

This was contained in a press release signed by public relations officer of the university, Mallam Abdullahi, copy of which was made available to Daily Triumph in Dutse

The air-conditioned class rooms was shown to journalist by the Vice-Chancellor of Federal University Dutse, Professor Jibrilla Dahiru Amin( OFR) when he took journalists on facility tour of the university on wednesday after he performed a symbolic registration of a student in the faculty of Agriculture.

Prof. Amin told journalists that they have admitted 250 students and employed 43 academic staff for the five courses the university is taking off with.

“The University is taking off with three Faculties and a School of General and Entrepreneurial studies. They are the Faculty Agriculture, Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences and Faculty of Science. Faculty of Agriculture will offer Bsc Agric (Bachelor of Agriculture), Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences will offer B.A. English and B.SC Criminology while Faculty of Science offers B.SC Mathematics and B.SC Microbiology.
”

He said the university has put in place facilities that will create the enabling and conducive environment for learning for the students like the dedicated air- condition classrooms,a well-furnished hostel accommodation, a brand new Sick-Bay, e-library, a completed, spacious and well-furnished Physics, Chemistry and Biology laboratories, a functional Computer centre with complete internet facilities for the use of staff and students, four standby generators, functional water system with several boreholes and sporting facilities.

The VC informed journalist that the matriculation of the pioneer students comes up August 1, 2012.

Source: http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/education/172138

Its like hell...jst took my birth bt nowhere to go.

I am fan of dbanjo bt am sort to say, dis is nt worth it, i dot need to listen to d song a second time.

What abt Bread and toothpaste

My broda said the ugliest food combination is "indomie and Yam Portage" Ugly Me, I disagree i said "You chop sugarcane in bits and pour it into a stew pot"... very ugly right?

U got any ugly food combination dat u think is more uglier dan mine and my broda’s? Bring it on...... pls b careful, no make us vomit oh! LOL

Sahara Reporters has learned that a car bomb has exploded near the Banex Plaza in Abuja, Nigeria. The car exploded in front of Park 'N Shop at Shefiff Plaza, close to Banex Plaza in Wuse 2. FCT police commissioner is there at the moment, as the police put up barricades around the area. No one is allowed to take pictures at the moment.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/exploion-rocks-abuja-shopping-center

Spiritual palava

See disvirgined babes. LMAO

Na dis typ dey snatch our husband...i go tro u bomb if u near my husby.

this video go bad gan

Brave man..this is exactly what Farouk Lawal shld av done.