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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ojay72(m): 2:40am On Jan 03, 2015 |
I was going to opt for slapping... But on a second thought, I'd kiss her lips and tell the asshole to kiss my ass... Bitch ass muhfuker!!!! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by charliebate(m): 2:44am On Jan 03, 2015 |
funny though buh sensible on d other hand (yikes)!!! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by charliebate(m): 2:51am On Jan 03, 2015 |
dz dick gona lav money! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 2:54am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Please what does "lover" mean? |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by toprealman: 2:59am On Jan 03, 2015 |
wincyhov:Slap not slaps! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Ishilove: 3:14am On Jan 03, 2015 |
mabelly:Thanks |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by kilokeys(m): 3:19am On Jan 03, 2015 |
thats some stewpid shit.. a million for a slap? what is she is offered 10 million to castrate u.. pple do crazy shit for money. u should probably see the movie " 13 sins" |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 3:43am On Jan 03, 2015 |
ProdigyLoco:[size=18pt] My lovely brother, I may not have made millions from loving her does not mean I can't make millions. Offering me millions cant belittle me to being such a devil and again it does not stop me from making that millions. Let her take a great walk. Let her walk far away and never to come back. It is only a fool who doesn't know where he/she stands. I am not afraid of heartbreak. Because, those heartbreak I got earlier in my life have actually made me strong and stronger. I now know where I stand and where i am going. I will not slap her cos it is not the only way meant for me to make millions. Never, it cant be the only way Ok! What if after slapping her, the next day you discover that point you slapped her has started to decay.... So, you see you stand a chance to lose the girl you love and probably the money, cos you will use it for either treating her or for burial. Okay let say, what if this man that sent you to do this evil just used you to enrich himself? What will you do? No, answer me. See, the devil is funny and a great deceiver. He has a funny way of stealing things and you maybe thinking he is favouring you. My dearest brother! Oh my Lovely brother! Why allow a man like you make you feel so cheap? Look at what a man like you will come and tell you to do. without thinking you hurry to it. I have seen great evil. No matter what I cant slap her..... Call me GOAT, Call me a FOOL, Call me STUPID, Call me anything that will make you feel better. The point still remain that such kind of stupid offer will certainly not make me slap her! Who knows after you have finished slapping her and have received you offer, she will be told to castrate or even kill you for 5 million. And you see her pick up the knife and ready to it. How would you feel? Tell me, How would you feel? Do you think it is easy to agree without knowing the consequences? Certainly, there must be a price to pay. Or have you forgotten that? SO, Sweetest brother, go ahead and abuse me, call me anything if it can make you feel any better. Thank you [/size] |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by red101(f): 4:03am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Many people here will even kill their family members for money sef. nothing special or new. At the end of the day, if the lover finds out about the scheme, the slapper will live to regret that money because a kobo of that money will not be spent in peace. Hell hath no fury than a lover scorned. Even if they agreed upon the scheme, they will fight over how to share the money. because of 1mill naira some people will carry everlasting problem on their head. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 5:23am On Jan 03, 2015 |
adepora: [size=18pt]My good Brother what is the difference.... You kisses made no difference to the point that you betrayed. Jesus asked Judas Iscariot "You betray a son of man with a kiss?" You kisses made no difference not even an atom of difference. Ok Like I said in my post here. What if after slapping you girl for one million whatever and you finally receives your prices and the person who offered you that money turns to you girl and says; "Girl, it is your turn for a pound flesh. Take up that knife and castrate your guy for 5 million or kill him for 10 million" This time, you see you girl walk to the place the knife is kept and picks it up and turns and walks to you and then kisses you and raises up the knife to strike you for 10 million. Tell, how would you feel at this point? Answer me? Or do you think you are the only one that loves money? Probably, you will not like it dis point [/size] |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mrjojo: 6:13am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Myparadise, we've seen u a nice person, can we now rest from your annoying big font and unending quotes..mtshewww.. Don't even quote me |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by DaBullIT(m): 6:15am On Jan 03, 2015 |
[size=18pt]Last year it was your mother and 10 Million. This year is your lover and 1 million is slapping getting cheaper ? Anyways if it were me , I would stop assuming / stop imagining. [/size] 1 Like |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Rexnegro(m): 6:21am On Jan 03, 2015 |
collinsflex:Two tin involve....one if am rich wich I no I'll be soon and I ve far more than that I won't slap her , 2ndly if na my wife I won't weda rich or not but if na one of these useless naija girls around oh boy the slap ehn....hmmm |
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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by smatadex(m): 6:31am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Oga o, na so poverty catch you..... You fit even slap your parent for a billion. Poverty na disease, it make person think upside down. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bablononi(m): 6:44am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:too much otueke movies |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Mcweber(m): 6:56am On Jan 03, 2015 |
The slap wey I go give ehn, she go nearly turn deaf. I go cum carry her go hospital for treatment. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 7:03am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise: Cool story in a very cool weather |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 7:04am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Yes...buh odikwa very risky oo |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by EstarKeys(f): 7:05am On Jan 03, 2015 |
collinsflex:a hot one of cos ! Aftrall,we go share the money |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by thaoriginator: 7:09am On Jan 03, 2015 |
My babe lover ujsizzle, na she go even bring the face come make I woaaz! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 7:20am On Jan 03, 2015 |
mrjojo:[size=18pt] thank you bros.... And sorry if it annoyed you[/size] |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 7:24am On Jan 03, 2015 |
bablononi: You call it movies.... Chai! eyaaah! Anyway, when truth is told you see greedy one annoyed...... |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Makks777(m): 7:29am On Jan 03, 2015 |
one cheek one million?..so two cheeks 2mil..we'll have to practice what the bible says here..."if they slap you on one cheek,turn the other.." she geh cheek for nyash too,making it 4mil...wow!.. am rich! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by seunique(m): 7:29am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:Lol! See me see pastor o |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Makks777(m): 7:31am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:which truth are you talking about here?..that boring stuff that I couldn't bear to finish?...this was meant for fun,you don't have to jump your shadows with the preaching that is so uncalled for.. bleh! |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 7:32am On Jan 03, 2015 |
seunique: hahahaha |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by gameplan1(m): 7:33am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Il slap her till she goes into coma..when she wakes up,we start again. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 7:34am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Makks777: No....! We should stop assuming. Cos it wont happen. If It happens anyway.... You can slap her... Cos I wont slap mine |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Joshkid(m): 7:39am On Jan 03, 2015 |
chibwike:So no b only mhee dey notice am |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by frankjames700: 7:46am On Jan 03, 2015 |
I will slap her over and over again. |
Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zyzxx(m): 7:57am On Jan 03, 2015 |
iheanyi40:, u wan kill her ni |
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