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| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Begonia(m): 12:16am On Jan 03, 2015 |
AjaoMT2: |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by mabelly: 12:16am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Ishilove: Ok, after reading some of your posts here i decided to check your profile, didnt see your picture (disappointed) buh i saw a link that led me to your wordpress blog. I took a quick swipe at the blog got to know the blog's niche and my eyes caught what made me laugh my heart out... your copyright policy is so damn funny damn. If after this warning you still go ahead to use my work without permission, I will sue you for every kobo you are worth. I will sue the shirt off your back. I will sue the trousers/skirt/wrapper off your waist. I will sue you for your goats, cows, cats, chickens and every other livestock you possess. By the time I am done with you, your ancestors will be quaking. |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by sonnie10: 12:24am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Is there a gauge to measure the extent of slap? |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Namady(m): 12:31am On Jan 03, 2015 |
I will stop assuming!!! Shikenan  |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Maximus85(m): 12:42am On Jan 03, 2015 |
If you've been slapping her before, it'll be easier for you. But me, I can't do it. Reading it alone is hurting me already. |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by LogansShadow: 12:54am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:Bullocks!!! - be forming Romeo there. I sure say the girl self go dump you if you tell am the reason why you no slap am. • @ Topic,if to say na how the slap hot the money go plenty reach;I don't mind being a Gorilla for that day(their hand fit break Coconut ) |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by dabossman(m): 12:55am On Jan 03, 2015 |
KMB: Nah to set face gidigba collect the slap now. After all the caning wey person don receive free of charge for boarding school back in the days, a little remuneration would be welcome. But on a serious note, I think most folks here are just goofing around. I've been on a few political threads during the day and left many annoyed and irritated. The comments on this thread have cracked me up though. Don't think anyone is really trying to promote violence. I certainly hope not. But men, babes una harsh o. Guys dey talk about love and not slapping for money while girls just dey wire slap without hesitation. Chai, diaris Godu o! |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by irewolepeter(m): 12:57am On Jan 03, 2015 |
She will definitely understand and cooperate after all we are going to spend it together Omo na slaps till we empty the Sponsor's account even if the sponsor ma Dangote or Oga Bill |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Sarhamsyn(m): 1:13am On Jan 03, 2015 |
i'll slap, beat & break up wit ha immediately |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ozyblazze: 1:16am On Jan 03, 2015 |
ah oga na only slap u want ? I go flog the girl join sef |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by fireforfire: 1:27am On Jan 03, 2015 |
breaking of head go even folo |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by bobbynewyork(m): 1:34am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Am going to dial her after all she'll understand that |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Arrantis: 1:37am On Jan 03, 2015 |
If every slap is a million, den consider me a billionia. Cos me and my sweetheart go colab, den wosin go start. Na she go sey, HONEY PLZZZ DNT STOP. WE HAV SUFFERED SO MUCH. PLZZZ CONTINUE SLAPING UNTIL U FINISH DIA MONEY. I LOVE D WAY U SLAP ME HONEY. UR A DARLING IN SLAPING. |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 1:39am On Jan 03, 2015 |
AjaoMT2: [size=18pt]Some have quoted my post like madness cos i said my mind. Guy, you speak sense. You are indeed a man [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 1:44am On Jan 03, 2015 |
ProdigyLoco: [size=18pt]I am no goat my dear friend. Let her leave me for that person who made that million from slapping her. My own point is clear here. I will not slap her cos of money. Just see the senseless thing money will make me do. If it is the only way I will make millions then let it be. I promised myself I wont hit my girl or my wife. [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 1:49am On Jan 03, 2015 |
LogansShadow: [size=18pt]My Dearest Brother, you said she would dump me? Hahahahahahahah, Oh My God! See laugh! Ohhhh! Chai! It is only a fool who doesnt know where he or she stands. Let her take a might walk, let her walk away and never to come back. Actually, i am ready to be dumped by a girl for honourable reasons any time any day after all it is not the first time. I am not scared of those little feelings called heartbreak. How is my point hurting you all so badly. I will say it again and again and again. I will not slap her. No one will just come out any day and buy me with one million. Without that one million I can still be that which God has destined me to be[/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zeezahbee(f): 1:56am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:Mr paradise, do your thing ok, if that's the way you want it. I support your notion " if she allows me, then i will slap her". thumbs up |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by saintbiddy(m): 1:57am On Jan 03, 2015 |
HOT ONE EVEN BEFORE I COLLECT THE CASH |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Emenandez4lyf(m): 1:57am On Jan 03, 2015 |
First of all, i would ask ha to bear it with love, after the lovely slap, we can share the lovely money 50 50. |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 1:59am On Jan 03, 2015 |
vicadex07: [size=18pt]She is not my God and so, her curse has no atom of effect on my great future. No one has the right to curse me in this life and if any one does, it has right to be effective in my life. I will not slap her cos of one million whatever. You all can go ahead and abuse me or even hate me. I will not slap her period. She will dump me that is her own pot of soup not mine. But if she doesn't slap me I will work harder not to disappoint her. See i know where I am going to. I know I have a great future ahead me I can't just take some senseless decision cos of money.[/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:00am On Jan 03, 2015 |
bablononi:[size=18pt]Some people what? That is my life my dear bros.... I will not and i will never slap her cos of one million whatever... It is not just for my pride but for the sake of my soul and my love for her as well. My soul is more important than that million. When we red how Judas Iscariot betrayed his master (Jesus) we all said he is foolish and stupid. If you do such a thing to her you not in any may different from people who offer there love one up for money rituals Ok! What if after slapping her, the next day you discover that point you slapped her has started to decay.... So, you see you stand a chance to lose the girl you love and probably the money, cos you will use it for either treating her or for burial. Okay let say, what if this man that sent you to do this evil just used you to enrich himself? What will you do? No, answer me. Let me tell you, before the devil will use someone to come to you and deceive you in such a manner, Him (the devil) might have seen the great potentials in you and again it might be the only way to still that great future, that great destiny that God has given to you. I will say it again and again no matter how it hurts you all, I will not and will never slap her. My soul and my love, worth more than that million Finally, before devil will use someone to confuse you in such manner guy know it that your blessings is just reachable and I will stand my ground. [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:01am On Jan 03, 2015 |
vosquare:[size=18pt]I don't care if you believe me cos i dont even need anyone to believe me at this point. My point is clear, I will not slap her period.... Am I different from that person who is stupid enough to give me such conditions? No, I am not that silly and that cheap... Then why cant I be focused on my journey to success rather than fall such distractions. Like I said early before the devil will use someone to come to you and tell u such a thing. Him (the devil) might have seen the great potential, the great talent in you and again it might be the only way to still that great future, that great destiny God has given to you. See my dear brother, if you can fall so cheap, it means you don't know where you are going in this life and you are no way different different from Adam and Eve you abuse daily And again you are not in anyway different from Judas Iscariot. Again, you are not different from those using their love ones for money ritual.... Yes, you are not! I mean it, you are not! You are just a complete betrayal...[/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:03am On Jan 03, 2015 |
donbrowser: [size=18pt] Hahahahahaha! Oh My Dearest Brother. You can go ahead and slap me if it is the only way you can make one million in you whole life. Please my dear Brother, don't give yourself so cheap to materialism. You can't go to the grave with them. You will never. Let me ask you again, what if after slapping her, the next minute you discover that the point u landed you slap is decaying and she eventually dies while the person disappears. How would u feel? You will even use the whole money for burial ceremony. Let me ask you again, what if after slapping you girl for one million whatever and you finally receives your prices and the person who offered you that money turns to you girl and says; "Girl, it is your turn for a pound flesh. Take up that knife and castrate or even kill you guy for 5 million" This time, you see you girl walk to the place the knife is kept and picks it up and turns and walks to you. Tell how would you feel? Answer me? I can see you don't like it dis time You all don't think of consequences so dont act that fast[/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:04am On Jan 03, 2015 |
drlawizle:[size=18pt]Probably, I am not scared even for once, not even for once. She can go ahead and do it if it is the only way she has to make million. I bet her that in no distant time I Paradise will overtake her in terms of financial statues. [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:04am On Jan 03, 2015 |
seunique: [size=18pt]That is you choice My dear brother and your is welcomed But for me, no way. No one in this life is free to use me anyhow cos of money. You cant just buy me that cheap. I tell you my dear brother if you do that you are not in anyway different from people who use their mothers, fathers, brothers, wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends for money ritual. I mean it it you are not different. If she leaves me for not slapping her. Oh my God! Hahahahahahah! What a blessing in disguise. I have been hurt for many times to the extent I cant even feel the pains any more. I am not scared of little hurtful feelings called heartbreak. If she thinks that is the only way for her to make one million and she slaps me, I will just go down on my kneels and thank God for such opportunity to know who my unfriendly friends are and I will finally forgive her. But, that will the end of that relationship. She can go and enjoy the million with her new guy. I dont give a damn[/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:05am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Sadbrother:[size=18pt]My Lovely brother, how did I offend you with my words? Please, how? Anyway, I will not close my mouth cos my mouth is not a sh1t. Actually, the truth hurts like an accident wound. My Lovely brother, can't you be different? Can't you be a hope to someone? My words may be wrong but it has sense it. See, I may not have that money that does not mean I have come to the end of my world.Is only here in Africa and Nigeria precisely that we see failure as the end of the world. Rather than strength. You are scared it you will lose the money right? So, without that money you cant make millions in you whole life? I am different. I was born different. I stand to be different and finally God created me to be different. And I will stand different in favour of God who made me to be different! No! go ahead slap her..... Cos it is the only way you can make one million in your whole life. Sorry, if I sounded rude. [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:06am On Jan 03, 2015 |
DY:[size=18pt] My dear brother, you are free to believe me and you are still free not to. I have said my mind and my point is final. I will not slap her... Cos it is not the only way for me to make that millions. So, you mean if that opportunity did not come you will not be as rich as you wanted? No, now! Don't allow people use you as a tool for mockery or even as someone without magnitude and direction. Please, stand like a man you are. Like I said early before the devil will use someone to come to you and tell u such thing. Him (the devil) might have seen the great potential, the great talent in you and again it might be the only way to still that great future, that great destiny God has given to you. I will say it again and again, I will not and will never slap her. See my dear brother, if you can fall so cheap, it means you don't know where you are going in this life and you are no way different different from Adam and Eve you abuse daily And again you are not in anyway different from Judas Iscariot..... Yes, you are not! I mean it, you are not![/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:09am On Jan 03, 2015 |
ProdigyLoco:[size=18pt] My lovely brother, I may not have made millions from loving her does not mean I can't make millions. Offering me millions cant belittle me to being such a devil and again it does not stop me from making that millions. Let her take a great walk. Let her walk far away and never to come back. It is only a fool who doesn't know where he/she stands. I am not afraid of heartbreak. Because, those heartbreak I got earlier in my life have actually made me strong and stronger. I now know where I stand and where i am going. I will not slap her cos it is not the only way meant for me to make millions. Never, it cant be the only way Ok! What if after slapping her, the next day you discover that point you slapped her has started to decay.... So, you see you stand a chance to lose the girl you love and probably the money, cos you will use it for either treating her or for burial. Okay let say, what if this man that sent you to do this evil just used you to enrich himself? What will you do? No, answer me. See, the devil is funny and a great deceiver. He has a funny way of stealing things and you maybe thinking he is favouring you. My dearest brother! Oh my Lovely brother! Why allow a man like you make you feel so cheap? Look at what a man like you will come and tell you to do. without thinking you hurry to it. I have seen great evil. No matter what I cant slap her..... Call me GOAT, Call me a FOOL, Call me STUPID, Call me anything that will make you feel better. The point still remain that such kind of stupid offer will certainly not make me slap her! Who knows after you have finished slapping her and have received you offer, she will be told to castrate or even kill you for 5 million. And you see her pick up the knife and ready to it. How would you feel? Tell me, How would you feel? Do you think it is easy to agree without knowing the consequences? Certainly, there must be a price to pay. Or have you forgotten that? SO, Sweetest brother, go ahead and abuse me, call me anything if it can make you feel any better. Thank you [/size] |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:11am On Jan 03, 2015 |
zeezahbee: I am not seeking for notice actually, anyway thanks..... |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by zeezahbee(f): 2:19am On Jan 03, 2015 |
MyParadise:Hey don't be rude, I only said what I noticed, who cares if you slap your girl or not  |
| Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by MyParadise(m): 2:37am On Jan 03, 2015 |
zeezahbee:[size=18pt]Sorry if I sounded stupid... I am dreadfully sorry..... Actually I didnt meant to please pardon me. But, I was just disappointed on the level of the life we have here in our country. We all depend on free things nobody wont to work to improve and again we guys are even ready to kill, betray, and even sacrifice our love ones cos of money... And this is the more reason the nation cant move forward. We all are seeking for already made ladder. Nobody is planning of creating ladders Please, my dear.... Sorry for sounding so rude to you. [/size] |
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