id slap her for just 100k even

I no go think am two times

my God.. the slap she go receive.. my God..

chibwike:
re u studying electrical engineering

yes

I will stop assuming.

elantraceey:


yes

Lol..you re the one na...see you on whatsapp jare

crap

Chineke God!!!
I'd slap her ehn...





Then I'd use #1,000 from the money & buy her MAT-ICE Ice Cream. She'd forget I ever touched her. Trust me.

Once I tell her the slap will facilitate and speed up the payment of her bride price, dude she'd beg me and even massage my hands so that the slaps won't be stopping anytime soon.

chibwike:
Lol..you re the one na...see you on whatsapp jare

hian , surprise surprise

I will slap her double

JoeCutie:
Chineke God!!!
I'd slap her ehn...





Then I'd use #1,000 from the money & buy her MAT-ICE Ice Cream. She'd forget I ever touched her. Trust me.

If na me ehn , the slap wey you go return you all the money tey treat the injury

MyParadise:

[size=18pt]Money has always been the root of evil.....

There are some certain things money cant make me do.... Why the slap nah.....? That is the first question. Anyway it depends on the kind of girl I have.

Actually, i will not slap my girl cos of 1 million if the girl worth dying for. This is just like betrayal. I will only slap her if she agrees to it. But, if not no way. I will lose the money, yes, I know but I wont behave like Judas who betrayed his Master. If you can slap your girl for one million naira, you can equally give her up for blood money ritual.

I cant swap money with human beings feelings. I cant[/size]

GOAT, HOW MUCH HAVE U MADE FROM LOVING,IN THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN U ONLY GET FEW CHANCES MAKE THE MOST OF EM, I CAN BET THAT SHE WILL LEAVE U FOR SOMEONE THAT WILL SLAP HER TO MAKE A MILLI

No one would ask me that, my username shows I will certainly do it since it's only a slap.

elantraceey:


If na me ehn , the slap wey you go return you all the money tey treat the injury

Who you be?


Risen from the dead?
I already gave you (your moniker) a befitting online burial.

abeautifulchick:
I million ke..My Fiance will never do it.He is a man of principle and he have seen money.I used to be with his phone attimes and alert of millions pop in.
If he does it,he will lose me for life and i'm sure if i do it to him,i will lose him for life.

i don tell seun make em d collect advert money fast. see as person d do free advert

My Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping HerMy Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping HerMy Lover Will Slap Me For Not Slapping Her

I'd slap her without thinking twice and ask if i'd get more money for extra slaps

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Sheyb na only slap no hard feeling

NA THE GIRL GO BY HERSELF CURSE U IF SHE LATER FINDS OUT MONEY WAS INVOLVED AND U DIDNT SLAP HER

MyParadise:

[size=18pt]Money has always been the root of evil.....

There are some certain things money cant make me do.... Why the slap nah.....? That is the first question. Anyway it depends on the kind of girl I have.

Actually, i will not slap my girl cos of 1 million if the girl worth dying for. This is just like betrayal. I will only slap her if she agrees to it. But, if not no way. I will lose the money, yes, I know but I wont behave like Judas who betrayed his Master. If you can slap your girl for one million naira, you can equally give her up for blood money ritual.

I cant swap money with human beings feelings. I cant[/size]

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?


For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

For free sef I'll slap her. Heck, I'd even pay for the privilege.

Every woman needs a good smacking to knock some sense into her every time their mouth overrides their brains.

kehindetayo:
as long as d slap will not kill him. i wouldn't hesitate, cos at d end we will both spend d money together. to be serious.

him? U gay

I go slap am sote them go beg me to stop.

1 million less than 8000 dollars.
Thats chicken change bro. Im not slapping anyone for that.

fabiano09:
I could never hit a woman,not even for a billion dollars.

hypocrites everywhere

Ah ah Many hot SLAPS naw Sebi i go spend it for her too....

I will slap her to coma, nd if she eventually recovers, I will continue from whr I stopped

Imagine your lover is told to slap you for a million

TerraByte:
It depends....$ or N

This one dey ask which currency, what if na Zimbabwean Dollars nko? Una wey like Dollars, na dt time u go prefer Ghana money

I know d op said "assuming..", but Domestic violence is NOT to be encouraged under any guise....I'm concerned by some of the responses here and we just never know who is behind d keyboard. Abusers usually will latch unto any opportunity to unleash their violent streaks.
A slap will usually graduate into a punch then a shot and voila..... a dead mate/spouse
My humble submission