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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:37pm On Jan 02, 2015

elantraceey:

did you just say much ?

yeah...re u my frnd on whatsapp

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jan 02, 2015

I can't if I love her it's all about trust if u can slap her for 1m then u can kill her for 10m she will collect the money like there's nothing bad but she will never trust u again

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijaboiy: 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2015

smsdigito:
One million of what you are going to collect?
what if after slapping her u now receive one million punches from the person that asked you to slap her? because mind you the poster didnt mention what the One million will constitute? for all i care it could just be kicks, or head boot etc. So get clarification first.

#1million Naira

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2015

chibwike:
yeah...re u my frnd on whatsapp

i don't think so , why do you ask?

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by odeku457(m): 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2015

collinsflex:
Assuming you were told to slap your lover
for one million per slap, how many slaps will
you give him/her......?

For me , I can't imagine the slap stopping. Just kidding lolz

@Op wait oo... dont set us up.... are you talking about One Million Dollar, Naira, GBP, Euro or Yen.

Re-define your terms and maybe I can consider... Hehehe grin

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by cikranco: 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2015

She will even asking me to do it so that we will collect the million

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by 2kris(m): 10:38pm On Jan 02, 2015

vosquare:

Story for the gods

guy that guy na jones

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2015

OK................. but how much is Merlin season
10?

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by naijaboiy: 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2015

collinsflex:
lolz

I done finally make front page.

Ahdonbilivit.

Never thought dis topic will take me here

Fp things my niggah!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2015

WHAT WILL I BE WAITING FOR ?

#HOTSLAP

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Miguelflacko(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2015

I'll slap her with immediate alacrity... she go even luv me more afta d slap.. thunda slap..

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2015

elantraceey:

i don't think so , why do you ask?

i saw this ur Dp...on my whatsapp list smetime ago

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by yoged(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2015

Mennnnn,not only slap. Ifoti,ifoju,iforun with ifaya join am

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jan 02, 2015

I go slap him en , the ear sef go dey hear double. Lol

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 10:41pm On Jan 02, 2015

naijaboiy:

Fp things my niggah!

yeah bro, am really hapi

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:42pm On Jan 02, 2015

chibwike:
i saw this ur Dp...on my whatsapp list smetime ago

Do you have another moniker?

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by EmmGee: 10:42pm On Jan 02, 2015

i will do it.
i am sure she will understand

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by collinsflex(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2015

tosyne2much:
FP tins.. I'm happy 4u bro

Tnx father of Top 10

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by AreaFada2: 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2015

Tashamania:

I'll beat him join sef if the money would be tripled

.

$1m, £1m, E1m or 1m Naira?

For 1 million Naira, I won't.

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2015

elantraceey:

Do you have another moniker?

Nope

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by oluwasegun007(m): 10:43pm On Jan 02, 2015

She'll slap me repeatedly if I ever refuse the offer...who am I to resist

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by LewisO: 10:45pm On Jan 02, 2015

ToyozzieTohBad:
slap or shoot him in the leg?

Babe u are wicked! undecided

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Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by NSNA: 10:45pm On Jan 02, 2015

My lover will thank me

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by ctman(m): 10:46pm On Jan 02, 2015

I will slap for half d money

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by elantraceey(f): 10:47pm On Jan 02, 2015

chibwike:
Nope

then maybe one of friends used the picture as his dp or something .

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Sweetlemon(f): 10:47pm On Jan 02, 2015

donbrowser:

This is one of the reasons why i have been asking Seun to create a slap button, your face for don red now.

And you assume I will just let you slap me and walk away

You never jam werey.
Broke asss nigga. Dangote and co didn't become $ billionaires by fantatizing about slapping people.

Kai! Common N1m, one guy will be thinking of slapping me then buy "phone" as compensation for me? Olorun maje!

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by vision2050: 10:48pm On Jan 02, 2015

Guy if you are to receive the slap nko? from your Girl how you go feel?

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by roqrules04(m): 10:48pm On Jan 02, 2015

I'll slap her friend join for bonus

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by adepora(m): 10:48pm On Jan 02, 2015

I will give her a hot kiss, after then I give her a hot slap, and den kiss her again

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by chibwike(m): 10:49pm On Jan 02, 2015

elantraceey:

then maybe one of friends used the picture as his dp or something .

re u studying electrical engineering

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Bowaley17(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015

She go chop d slap...we go spend d money together...

Re: Assuming You Were Told To Slap Your Lover For One Million by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2015

I million ke..My Fiance will never do it.He is a man of principle and he have seen money.I used to be with his phone attimes and alert of millions pop in.
If he does it,he will lose me for life and i'm sure if i do it to him,i will lose him for life.

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