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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2016
KissChris:

Now, this got Me gringrin
cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2016
KissChris:

Now, this got Me gringrin
cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:25pm On Oct 22, 2016
OBTSubtle:
That moment in the exam hall when you tell a Jehovah witness "open"

And he says "when I came and knocked on your door, did you open for me?"

grin cheesy grin
grin grin

Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 2:08pm On Oct 22, 2016
OBTSubtle:
That moment in the exam hall when you tell a Jehovah witness "open"

And he says "when I came and knocked on your door, did you open for me?"

grin cheesy grin

Lwkmd gringrin

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 23, 2016
Am sorry oo, i dont knw if i am allowed to do this @op,


a woman went to her priest with a problem. 'father, i have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?''
''that's terrible!'' exclaimed the priest. ''but i think i can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and i will put them with my two male parrots whom i taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your parrots will learn to praise and worship''

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the males, The female parrot said, ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun? ''

one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed ''put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!''

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2016
lhawarl1:
Am sorry oo, i dont knw if i am allowed to do this @op,


a woman went to her priest with a problem. 'father, i have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?''
''that's terrible!'' exclaimed the priest. ''but i think i can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and i will put them with my two male parrots whom i taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your parrots will learn to praise and worship''

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the males, The female parrot said, ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun? ''

one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed ''put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!''

Lmao grin grin

Hilarious cheesy

Bruh..u are free to post any joke whatsoever wink

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2016
Jarizod:


Lmao grin grin

Hilarious cheesy

Bruh..u are free to post any joke whatsoever wink





cheesy ok bro.........

How was your day?

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2016
lhawarl1:


cheesy ok bro.........
How was your day?
Stressful as fùck..urs?

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2016
A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath, baby girl looks down and says: can i touch it?
Boy: No way! You have already broken yours!!

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2016
Jarizod:


Stressful as fùck..urs?


it is too boring

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2016
lhawarl1:


it is too boring
Lol..sorry bruh cheesy
some days are like that smiley

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:09pm On Oct 24, 2016
Jarizod ma nigga... Nice one... I don laugh belle don dey pain me grin make i drop dis

Nigerians can boast of anything, imagaine someone boasting of a tooth brush since 2003

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 24, 2016
U opened ur legs he bought u bbQ10, u opened for another and he paid BIS, pls open for me let me buy u d charger

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 24, 2016
Sweat from some girls armpit can turn blue litmus red

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 24, 2016
U are driving and listening to a pastor's sermon in ur car and then he says close ur eyes lets pray and u did... My broda u are going to hell

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 24, 2016
U took her to show and she fainted becus of wizkid, my broda leave her ther, na wizkid go carry am go hospital

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:18pm On Oct 24, 2016
U call a school BABCOCK and u expect d ladies to be virgins

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 24, 2016
U need serious prayers if d hair in ur ynash is more dan d hair on ur head

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2016
U cant be ugly and play HARD TO GET, u are already HARD TO WANT

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 24, 2016
Name: Okon Ekaete
Age: 19
Sex: 3 times daily

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 24, 2016
Funny how girls think of what to wear while guys think of how to take it off

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2016
Some have boo but cannot cheat, some can cheat but have no boo, u have boo and u can cheat. Glory be to God

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:28pm On Oct 24, 2016
If u can fry 10 rounds of plantain without tasting any, i will trust u with ma life

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:29pm On Oct 24, 2016
Only ibadan guys will carry laptop bags around with ludo inside

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 24, 2016
Every guy wants to marry a decent gal... Is alryt... But d question is... Who will marry d one u spoil

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:33pm On Oct 24, 2016
U bought her laptop, playbook, ipad and u are using nokia torchlight... Smh... Ur mumu na 4G

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 24, 2016
Guys be complainin abt gals that are lookin for rich men... U sef hustle and make money so dat gals will look for u

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2016
Only an ibo man will send his wife on honeymoon alone, to save cost

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19am On Oct 25, 2016
Smallville10:
Jari.zod ma nigga... Nice one... I don laugh belle don dey pain me grin make i drop dis

Nigerians can boast of anything, imagaine someone boasting of a tooth brush since 2003


LWKMD oooooooooooooooo grin grin grin

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:30am On Oct 25, 2016
Trapqueen77, sinaj, mackbrooklyn, fairlyusedpant, presh900, honeygirl17, STFUareuG0d, kisschris, lawladey, Cyndyonyx ... Oya u people should come and see... Oga jari.rod say u should come and yaf grin

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:36am On Oct 25, 2016
grin




Jarizod.... I know ur such a funny guy... kiss kiss I like jokers, they're cute and sexxxxy...

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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:45am On Oct 25, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Jarizod.... I know ur such a funny guy... kiss kiss I like jokers, they're cute and sexxxxy...

Thanks honey bunny smiley kiss

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