hello tpia! How u dey? I am neither a slacker nor can't afford a condom as u think. The condom actually broke on one occasion as I am bigger than your average condom . I am not avoiding responsibility. If I wanted a kid I would say so but we both appeared not to want it thus the pill. beside I may be going abroad next year. I don't want my kid raised by another man or in my absence.

Dear Nairalanders,
Its been a while since I came hear.
I am in a kind of fix and need advice from mature minds ONLY.
There is this girl I dated years back when I was in university. She left me for some established dude but it didn't work out for her.( To be honest, I was also not ready for her as she is extremely beautiful and I couldn't match the rival toasters).
Anyway, we got back in touch early this year and she came over to visit me in Lagos from Abuja whilst visiting her relatives and coming for her friend's wedding. One thing led to another and we had sex in August. She asked me to remind her to take her pills to avoid pregnancy which I did when she left me place- as she claimed she might forget. She later traveled to South Africa for vacation for 2 weeks and returned. She stayed at my place for about three days and we has sex more times toward end of September.
To cut the story short, when she was leaving this time I did not remind her as I assumed every woman who doesn't want pregnancy would remember to take her pills.
She calls me in October to say she has missed her period and has seen a doctor who advised her for abortion as it was over 4 weeks old.
We have talked it over and I do not want the child. She gave me the impression that she would take care of it and was not putting me on the spot. Only for her to tell me 6 weeks in that she wants to keep the baby.
Don't get me wrong, I am not denying I may be responsible for the pregnancy, but i don't want a kid now. The lady (31years) now says she wants to keep the baby even if I don't want it and that she can take care of the baby. I have accused her of planning it from the onset but she has denied it. Now she tells me that she will be a good mother and whether I accept the baby or not she has decided to keep it as she has spoken to her Pastor about it. I am 35years.
Now I went to her facebook page only to see cake design for a baby as if her pregnancy is being celebrated and her friends making complementary comments like..."it is good for the baby" beneath the picture of the cake.

So nairalanders especially ladies, please make your input especially 190, Born2phuck, bushyanus, onila, sexkilllZ, et al. MATURE COMMENTS PLEASE

Hello House,
Has any one heard latest on the Asset and Leasing Manager position of STANBIC IBTC?
Is it true that STANBIC IBTC does not employ HND holders?
Useful responses would be appreciated.

I am sorry to say but you are lower than a slut and a killer. A prostitute is better than you

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Definitely will not work on your average Naija girl. watching too much romance flicks

Yes. It is true. U can smell sex on a man if he has not showered after the act. Even where the lady and man are clean. Sex has a scent of musk accentuated with smell of vagina. Where d girl is dirty its even more obvious. A friend of mine confessed he once picked a prostitute. When he got home the wife asked if he mistakenly stepped on a dead rat or shit. Even after shower, his house still dey smell. D poor wife begin spray air freshener for everywhere.

I am in need of a girl to settle down with. Unfortunately, i discriminate a lot when it comes to women because I have suffered enough with girl "problems"(lol). So I have resolved that the kind of girl I will settle for is one who meets my specs and for whom I will tolerate bullshit from. tribe or religion not an issue.
For this reason, i require the females in the house to please assist recommed decent chics that are as pretty as the chic shown in the pics below and with similar or better body structure and intelligence. (Mind you the girl posing below is a Masters Degree holder and not some floosie-maybe its where I hang out).
Also recommend places where 'decent' girls hang out.
It's not that I can't walk up to girls when I meet them, its just that the ones I see that meet my beauty specs are either loose women or bimbos or runs chics who are used to their beauty getting them everything. I dont have time for exploiting chics, I want something serious.
My guys 190, KillZ, Bushyanus, Bin Gbagbo et al should not recommend so that they dont recommend their past flames to me (lol). Also, no sane man will see a girl like this or better and let her out of his life.
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Dear Ladies,
I am in need of a girl to settle down with. Unfortunately, i discriminate a lot when it comes to women because I have suffered enough with girl "problems"(lol). So I have resolved that the kind of girl I will settle for is one who meets my specs and for whom I will tolerate bullshit from. tribe or religion not an issue.
For this reason, i require the females in the house to please assist recommed decent chics that are as pretty as the chic shown in the pics below and with similar or better body structure and intelligence. (Mind you the girl posing below is a Masters Degree holder and not some floosie-maybe its where I hang out).
Also recommend places where 'decent' girls hang out.
It's not that I can't walk up to girls when I meet them, its just that the ones I see that meet my beauty specs are either loose women or bimbos or runs chics who are used to their beauty getting them everything. I dont have time for exploiting chics, I want something serious.
My guys 190, KillZ, Bushyanus, Bin Gbagbo et al should not recommend so that they dont recommend their past flames to me (lol). Also, no sane man will see a girl like this or better and let her out of his life.
Expecting the jovial insults, and serious comments

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LUXURY PROPERTY FOR SALE
1. A spacious, luxury, corner piece 4 bedroom town house with private garden located at VICTOR’S COURT-a serene, development of 22 deluxe town houses on Onikoyi Lane, PARKVIEW ESTATE, IKOYI
FEATURES
• All rooms en-suite (POP, wall hung sanitary units, marble and ceramic tile),
• 2 spacious living rooms, dining room, laundry room, guest toilet, fitted kitchen
• Main living and dining rooms lead out to a beautifully landscaped private garden ideal for parties and children’s play area
• Separate patio for outdoor dining/lounging
• 2 large balconies with lounge chairs with view of Lagoon and Banana Island.
• Parking space for up to 5 cars and paved interlocking stones throughout development
• serviced with communal swimming pool, detached servants’ quarter, 24hours security, 2 power generating sets
• Access via Parkview 2nd gate.

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PRICE: N160m (Asking)


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(Estate Surveyors & Valuers)
4, Opebi Road, Ikeja, Lagos.
Phone: 01-8540623, 08023592500, 08036949023, 08051567273, 08099625800
e-Mail: uojomaikre@ymail.com, ufuoma@ojomaikreconsulting.com
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lola.luv please get in touch with me on ufos77@yahoo.ca
We need to talk. I am planning for a wedding within the near future

You can eat pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
But make sure its clean

You made the mistake by seeing her as a sister.
Stick to these rules and you will relate with women as the dominiant partner.

1. Take a woman at face value. Believe what she tells you exactly as she has said until she gives you reason to doubt her. If she turns out to be true, good for you, if not you will not be too disappointed.

2, Let a woman know you like her, occasionally give her flashes of your true feelings for her but never let her know You cannot live without her. It puts them in a position of power they are not used to and most times misuse.

3. Never treat a girl too nice for she will interprete it for weakness in you. Sometimes deliberately deprive her of a request she has made in such a way she knows you had it in your power to help but deliberately refused. NOTE this should not be always as it may push her towards another fellow. But a good girl will understand you help out most times

4. Never give a girl all she asks for. She will not appreciate you (simple economics of supply and demand). PROOF:Her father never gives her all that she asks and she values/loves him to the grave

5. Respect your woman but do not revere her

6. Sex is an important aspect of man-woman relationship. Never rush her. tease her, be romantic, up your game but NEVER go against her will sexually. Sex when forced is not enjoyed. It is best given free(Even though most Naija girls have put a price on their emotions/sex. It is better to patronize a LovePeddler (Protect yourself)with her consent than to forcefully /violate an unwilling girl.. After all almost every Naija girl will have you part with cash  one way or the other before giving up sex.

7. Women, no matter how succesful respect a man who is confident with a mind of his own.

To effectively forget her, you need to see women in their worst form.
Go to a club/ night spot with money to burn and see what they will do for money. Then you will better control your emotions in matters of women. You are still young

It is basic natural selection. For any species to survive, there must be more of its females than males.
All extinct biological species, died out partly because they had more males than females.

The moment you observe there are more men than women in Nigeria, then know we may start importing females by throwing our borders open or worse calamities will befall us

You forgot to add. They usually have rotund bellies and have stretch marks on their waist

if only most women had half the good qualities of a dog. lige would be much fun

Melyssa Ford.
An example of a hot woman. If you know any, e-mail me on ufos77@gmail.com

By the way guys. I need a girl not older than 25. In addition to having a good heart, career oriented and intelligent. she MUST be hot

A WELL KEPT AND MAINTAINED female body is the indeed the greatest physical creation.
NOT an obese or bony structure at either extremes of the scale. But a female body located at the middle of the scale or not far off it.

The correct word for chook is "prick". as in , pricked by a needle;,

Nigerian girls are essentially pre paid.
The have a price which is the highest/wealthiest person to which the girl is exposed to at that point in time.
The girl may my not love the man, but he can afford to command her attention, buy her time and get her to open her legs to him.
Naija girls have a monetary value which varies from person to person. Rich and poor no exception

On Point

The truth is bitter. Thats why most ladies replying to the thread are offended.
However, now that they know men are not thrilled by the smell of drying crayfish of rotting fish or sometimes worse.
To be fair to the women, the thing does not smell when washed but only acquires the odour after sweating around the "area" acted on by bacteria.
women should endeavour to clean up especially when they know they will give it up to a guy.
190 u r a nigga

Wetin you wan go do for weekend wey you never do since?
You better stay your papa house till them marry you. na your papa house you dey when he come ask for your hand, hold on till they hand over to him finally.
It adds respect to you and ur family. Never mind say una don dey do since despite being careful and church not going to wed you if pregnant.

Benz 190, I just read ur comment and I doubt it was really postred by you.
I really hope you are in good health.
God I like you. Pls come back to ur old self

A guild of pretenders who pretend to be actors

OLD mama youngie