₦airaland Forum

platinumnk:
shior, the babe sef is not in uni cant u find someone your age?

na secondary school girl she be?
the girl no reach 18?
Chinekeeee!!
pedophilia!!
tufiakwa!!
I don't want to get charged for soliciting a minor for someone
190 abeg go find ya size
comot hand quick quick for this one

where is amaka make I join beg am
This is so sweet,I could cry

This is so romantic

As an innocent teen,I was actually propositioned by a reverend father that was visiting our next door neighbor
If you see the way I rolled my eyes eh and gave him *waka* with both hands.

MRbrownJAY:
@post
i go in, do the biz and get out. it never lasts more than 30sec so bringing any distraction is pointless.

you don't know what you're missing

Outstrip:
Na wa oh. Just wondering though. How long do you people use the toilet that you can read novels and even carry a portable DVD player

My dear all poo poo's are not equal
some are wait and take (or is it wait and drop)
others need gravity to reach in and gradually pull it down and for such ,you need to add a chore while you wait patiently
Sometimes sef after we don finish the poo poo, we just sit there and continue watching the movie on the portable dvd player
I don't know about you but poo-ing is very relaxing
I actually enjoy the process
It's almost as peaceful  as meditation
You get in tune with your self,as you answer that call to prayer call of nature

Sometimes I type on my laptop

Is there any bakery in Nigeria that'll pass the test?

and nollywood can portray juju and rituals like a babalawo sits on every corner in Igbo villages

Happy Easter
I need to make moi moi this weekend

mukina2:
Ricky thank you, but we all knew long ago, see how you gyrate and the body touches
go watch pagate

Muki
you've been watching his hip gyrations?

Funny enough I've not seen any of my childhood crushes since then.
I wonder what they look like today

Oh I almost forgot this one

I still remember this guy that chased me from primary six up till my final year in the University.
Very patient guy.
He grew up to be a handsome man but somehow I just never gave in.

how about Ryan Seacrest,is he out yet?
Queen Latifah nko?

Amen to that sister May

@ dayo,I do miss our early days of nairaland though
It was more fun

Some people do assume other identities to commit crime.
There was an "Igbo" fraudster arresed sometime ago that turned out to be Yoruba.
Criminals can do anything afterall Nigerians could obtain several passports in any name until the recent e passports.

Douglas County authorities said the case had so many twists and turns it was hard to keep up with it. The U.S. Postal Service, the U.S. Attorneys Office, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement as well as local jurisdictions are now all looking into the case and the victims.

Investigators said the woman concocted an elaborate identity theft scheme that all started when she illegally entered the U.S. from Nigeria and assumed someone else's identity.

"She went through the citizenship for the U.S. and was granted citizenship under Mary Afolobi. When in fact, she is not Mary Afolobi," said Chief Deputy Stan Copeland of the Douglas County Sheriff's Office.

Douglas County investigators said they don't know the suspect's real name but they said after she obtained U.S. citizenship using Afolobi's name, she was able to get a job with the postal service as a mail carrier in Paulding County.

Investigators said while she was employed with the postal service, she stole the identities of people on her mail route.

According to investigators, the unidentified suspect also set up her own business, a used car lot on Bankhead Highway in Douglas County. Investigators said the woman used the stolen identities to apply for a loan and buy cars from her own used car lot. None of the loans were legitimate and there were never any used cars.

"We can find no evidence there was anything really sold there or if anyone was even working there," said Copeland.

Authorities said the woman's complex scheme has far reaching implications.

"You start thinking about homeland security issues. You start thinking about how many others are there like this. If she's able to do it, that means there's something in the system we need to look at," Copeland said.

Authorities wouldn't say how long the scheme had been going on or how many victims were identified because the investigation is ongoing with the federal government.
http://www.imwiddstupidd.com/2010/03/nigerian-woman-uses-fake-id-to-get-job.html

A gospel singer?

God comfort you all

Of course when the man makes you mad you wish you never met him
Isn't that a normal feeling?
Sometimes I wish I could send the kids away sef and have my life back

I am proud to be married to one (though he hates that term)
We are where we are today because of his workaholicness.
It has it's challenges but if it produces good results and our time together is quality why not?
I'll rather have a supra workaholic than a lazy good for nothing ,kpof kpof eating, beer drinking slob that I'll have to take care off.
At least if I drive out now ,I know exactly where he is
Better a workaholic than a skirt chaser

bikonu she didn't kill anybody.She was just carrying her merchandise on her head.

may the baby look like her dear Lord,please

chic2pimp:
I laff in Ekiti
It should be the other way around. She is the one corrupting innocent nuccas like yours truly
No Problemo

As long as you are willing to show me your oyan too

she is not showing anything,you people should stop tempting these girls here
If you don't want to make heaven,must you block the way for those who want to?

I saw that post too @ spoilt
scientific research by chamotex

I am relieved

FL Gators:
Now Ohsisi, you know I was just joking. Never even seen a manz boxer in my life

I for say

FL Gators:
Never seen a man with one ball bigger than the other

and exactly how many have you seen?
see how nairaland has corrupted these little girls finish.
morenike of yesterday talking about ballses?

Most structures that come in pairs are hardly ever of equal sizes
most women have one breas*t slightly bigger than the other

55 million Dollars (_{Zimbabwean dollars that is})

Isn't it the girl that was killed by her manager more than 15 years ago?
Biko let her soul rest in peace