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@thoniaslim, pls check my age,BP has nothin in common with it,not evn my passing the night in the office 4days a wk.cn gve me undue BP.
NL shouldnt be taken seriously?.mayb.bt we cnt rule out the fact dt real and sensitive issues are disscussed here,many times whn folk reply to a post,no matter hw serious it is,we tend to make jest of eithr d post or the poster bt the poster i guess is often sieving for serious,sincere and thought provoking answers to help them weigh their options.so dont tell me NL shouldnt be tkn seriously, fine,maybe nt the whole 9yards. bt atleast to an extent.

@faher I'll go back to my GNS 101, besides thats nt d issue,d issue is dat it can be "READ" everyother thing is secondary.

@maedan, word. Thanks 4d pat.We all fall victims to grammatical omissions especially whn u ar tryin to type as fast as ur brain is processing it,besides i'm using a phone, space is of the essence.

@faher, (1)i wonder why we have real life questions, postings, comments, situations.
(2) i ws nt attacked, neither do i share any relational congruence with the poster she attacked, i'm just highlighting a distasteful character.
(3) i'v bn learning my bit,hpe she cn do the same, maybe ur screen is blurred or s'thing bt for me i cn see everythin i typed clearly, how mre legible cn i gt using a keypad.

This thread stems from a seemingly simple statement that the above infamous name posted in a thread tagged- "HELP YOUR SISTER", you'll can check it later. uju is so toxic!, what is wrong with you!, why cant you just be completely value adding for once,i know its not easy because obviously your gene pool has some insanity and stupidity issues but at least try, be determined to be sane and act sane and respond sane, nothing is impossible even for your pathetic case, your reply to the poster was almost normal but no no no, you just had to end your reply being your typical cynical,good for nothing self, as far as I'm concerned the question "@31you shouldn't be asking some questions" is totally uncalled for, how old are you,how smart do you think you are, who are the air heads you surround your self with that make you think you are high up there when it comes to IQ, get off your high self,get off your 2cents worth of IQ before you drown in it, I'm usually passive on NL. filling my spare time with you'll funny comments and stuff but i just had to put in this time, you are always ANTAGONISTIC, like its your passtime, its something you relish,you enjoy it, i hope you choke on it.you've formed a habit coming to NL. lavishing us with your stupidity and insensitive coated thoughts, keep them to yourself, hope you see this and reply because I've crossed your leaking behind and I'll keep 'em coming till you square up, i know your typical response(s) to posts like this so I'll just tick my boxes as they come, in no distant time your face would be a plantation for wrinkles because you are filled with dirt,  it wells up from your inside with ease, there's hardly anything you say that is not silly, gt prescription.go back to the hospital and get high on those stupidity-depressing pills, you need an overdose, everybody at some point has the right to be senseless and act stupid but you've formed it a habit of over indulging this right.For ur own good.CHAAAANGE!

since u said u r stil inlove wt hm,u mght decide 2 help hm cross d indecision valley by askin hm if he wnts u bck,bt since he's stil d same persn u left thn expct d same old heartaches.

what exactly is he unbendin abt,is he principled 2wards enviable things or otherwise;bein suggestive is nt good enuf,if he cnt b crystal clear abt hs feelings,then i guess his nxt door neighbour is indecision,i'd say u gve ur mind 2 mre productive thinkin rathr thn bein confusd ovr someone who's probably confusd 2.by d way,y did u break up

sometimes i ask myself y cnt i jst stay alone nd single witout d desire 2 hav a lady, smetimes bein in a relationship cn b like calculus,then again stayin single cn b like integration, it beats me

hmmm, bros elvo,u claim
2 work in comsit,my memory hardly fails me nd d last time i checkd comsit is d body responsible for d administration,maintainance nd info. upload 2d unilorin website, nd thse pple r no bunch of illiterates like u wit no good command of english as u evidently lack ds(ur post shows it) or mayb u r even a worker thre nd u r d one responsible 4 al those typographical errors on d site.pls leave us 2 trust GOD 4our
names

@post, you didnt tell us exactly what you gave up your love for, a car, a career choice?

@poster

you must have been thinking with your lower head for even going out with a 16year old, for goodness sakes, 16year old girls are so stupid, oh sorry, i meant STUPID, what value could a 16year old girl possibly add to your life, your ways of thinking should be different, thats another mistake, they don't even think at all, their actions are fuelled by irrational impulses, they are always lightheaded cos there's obviously nothing in the brain, the brain is still highly populated with more watery than solid tissues, they are highly sentimental and subjective and most of their choices and decisions are sieved through concepts and notions gotten from all those cheap skate novels, need i say more?, so my guy, consider it a love gift from the heavenlies that both of you are now somewhat apart, MOVE ON.

hi, i guess your guy just wants to play a fast one on you,even though we all indulge in some unmentionable misdeeds from time to time, i think his own is a little too much, jamb form is N4000 but the bank where the form is being sold would request for an additional N1000 draft, summing everything to N5000, even if he doesn't a have home based internet service and decides to settle for an outside alternative like a cybercafe,he would only have to buy time ranging from N150 to N200 per hour and he won't need to use more than 2hours to fill and submit the form. if you add up all this it won't even be up to half of the amount he's asking for, so i guess with this information you could choke his money hungry appetite, unfortunately i don't have any information about OSU.cheers

@190, see how you've been chasing rubiee up and down, i'm sure you've piled up for yourself different flavours of mouth wash hoping you get free breast to suck, guy, give it a rest, go pitch your  tits - hungry teeth elsewhere,

- I NEED AN ANGEL-
i have the song,should it courier it to u?

sweet,we cant get married just yet,whenever i look into your eyes,i see my ex,i need 2 get her off my mind first,
if i dont,whn we get married,our kids will look like her.

you guys should hold on for a minute, zarah has not exactly stated what the guy did to her,yeah,he hurt her bt in what way,i mean if u told someone that u've just had a plate of rice,wouldn't it be painting a better picture if you told d person exactly what type of rice- jollof,fried etc;-)

@affee
perharps u missed the part were the poster captioned d twin but unidentical words -CONTRIBUTIONS AND CRITICISMS - are welcome.so if i choose to tilt d texture of my posts towards d latter,which appears to be the less scratched side,why should u b poking javelins at me?, she asked for criticisms and i'm being fairly generous with them, i'm not nasty,i'm just being a constructive critic,that's all.

hmm,

the very reason for which u are asking dis question is the same reason why you shouldnt date her, if u r sure u r doing d right thing then why are u somewhat seeking people's validation.
if u r datin hr 4 luv,fine, bt if its jst sme form of sightseeing in an attempt 2 break off 4rm d norm of younger gals,
then i think u sd cal it quit.

How would you like the 5th boyfriend coming 2 nairaland to ask the same question bt this time it would be- HI GUYS, HER LAST FOUR BOYFRIENDS DIED MYSTERIOUSLY, should i still date her-
@poster
dumbass

@Goldcircle
the highlighted word here is - IF-
so since i didnt ask you,(do urself d favour of completing the rest)cos it could get a little acidic after the comma.
@loveore
my emphasis is on ur comparison,u sudnt put nairaland and facebook on d same page cos they r different.
anyways u r welcome 2 stay but dont get bored reading only ur posts,by d way nice id.

hmm,

u guys r so impossible, if u r so much caught up wit d desire 2 unwind, y nt comb money 4rm urselves nd launch ur own FORUM instead of pitching all of ths 40plus sentiments on someone else's forum,nbody tied a rope 2 ur leg draggin u here,since facebook suits u,y nt stay there, thre r so many forums dottin d world ovr nd thy each hve their target audience.u cn hardly see cartoons on channels tv, so stop comparin.eithr u leave or deal wit it.

@zarah
ur signature reads- life's a bitch, dats nt an enviable way 2 look at life if u wd agree wt me,one thing about u ladies is that ur lives revolve 2much around guys nd dats y whn u face a breakup u eithr wnt 2 maim d guy or launch urself into anthr rship 2 dissolve d hurt,thre r so many othr thngs in life dt r worth while,d reason y some guys behave d way they do is cos u ladies hv given thm d power, so 4gt abt ds guy, breathe nd move on

@biolabee
and your point is?

whn seun decides 2 augment nairaland wit a - MISSING PERSONS- section,maybe,
then u can file in ur-lost nd is lookin for- story.bt in d absence of that. i thnk it wd do u a greater good if u channel ur complaints to AREA K. AREA G, AREA H,AREA Y. AREA F and AREA X POLICE STATIONS.

everybody is havin glassy eyes nd runnin noses because of dis poetry-class lesson note, so wat exactly are we 2 make of ds, i mean wat does d poster want us 2 do wt ds poetry, if they are taggd as undeliverd lettrs,thn y post it here, left 2 me its just a scheme 4 undue attention nd thanks 2 you all,she's gettin fair doses of it.