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@googles
bawo ni, sho wa kpa.

I'd pour her one drum of holy water.and pray seriously, devil I bind you,
I bind youuuuu, you can not take my destiny away dieeeee devil dieeeeeeeeee

My first crush was at 13, It lasted for 6months, took a sabbatical and came back when I was 19, lasted for a year,this one was really serious O! Kai,I would wake up in the night just to picture her face, throughout the whole period she no even no say person dey wey dey die for am.After that I stopped Crushing.i'v been cold as ice.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=576271.msg7427249#msg7427249 date=1293625909]OP, I love your username [/quote]Me two

Buy a home video with that title and give it to her to watch.

@Ink.
Don't let your eye brows fall out, This might not be the case for all guys O! Before you start wearing thermal detecting glasses looking for sweaty foreheads
I just used my "old self" as a case study,Old self meaning I dnt get uneasy anymore.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=576164.msg7426473#msg7426473 date=1293616620]
Why do you feel ashamed? Makes you realized how women feel when you approach them?[/quote][quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=576164.msg7426473#msg7426473 date=1293616620][font=times][size=12pt]

I don't think women feel ashamed or shocked when a guy "chikes" them because many of you play out different chiking scenarios in your mind before you step out for the day and this goes for even those that drown their face in 50naira Tony Montana powder not to talk of those who are really DDG.looking all stunning,fetching and takeaway.So there's no point being ashamed of something you've already anticipated. But with a guy it's different, no matter how fly a guy looks he doesn't normally expect a girl to give him more than two minutes of her glance time,anything beyond that has the dude feeling really uneasy, glaringly uneasy,stammering sets in,sweaty forehead,lips licking etc.Except for yours sincerly that knows how to mask his uneasiness with loads of smiles[/quote]

@poster
Because you share the same toilet

I knew I was looking extra flyyy that day.

Sometimes I wonder why generous display of stupidity doesn't come with heavy taxation, If a fine or tax is imposed on every stuuuuupid thing we say or ask some people would be too broke to pay for an internet subscription,and they wont have to come here asking questions that draw their source from the spring of air-headedness

whooosh, now i've read it,you couldn't be any closer to the truth
I'm really begining to enjoy my classes in psychy, i actually got your age bracket right.

So before I go through the "Fear Factor" task of reading your long post,let me just answer your question.
Noooooooooooooooo.A teenager can not fall inlove,Just like Danny devito can't shoot a 3points in basket ball.even if he was standing on a crane.

Them leeeeeeeeegs!.some ladies have those 'bend it like beckam' legs,scoring corner kicks with their eyes closed, *shivers*

He takes his PDA and sends a mail to CIA Headquarters-
" Target aquired, begin extraction procedure"

He takes his PDA and sends a mail to CIA Headquarters-
" Target aquired, begin extraction procedure"

It's so unbelievably amazing the painstaking meausures some girls/ladies would take inorder to tick their boyfriends' check boxes,dieting,gym classes,dance classes,kama sutra classes,ballet classes,all these and so many more incredible stuff that would stun one's imagination,agreed you should be pleasing to your boyfriend but you shouldn't end up being more of an alias than jennifer garner, for ladies outhere,plssssss have a tangible and functioning sense of yourself before you go into any relationship.it helps you changing mirrors from time to time.

[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=575192.msg7415812#msg7415812 date=1293454009]Hmmm. Tell the girlfriend GOOD JOB![/quote]Abeg keep quiet! Let's hear word, you too dey like proove wetin you no be.

WHAT are you doing with a sixteeeeeen year old GIRL? Gosh!Does she even know the spelling of A-L-W-A-Y-S .And to think you've been going out for 2 or 3years?that means she was 13 or 14 when you met her, hellllllllllllllo, any pedophile cop in the house!

Dude,just leave the girl alone and get serious with your life,bury your head in your animal anatomy. i'm sure you want to come out as a certified VET.As someone said nobody should inform or feed your self esteem it should be innately sourced,knowing who you are and knowing what you made of,knowing that you have something to offer the world,knowing that there are no two 'You's in this world.You don't need a girl as badly as you think.let your consciousness drown in that fact and you are good to go,as they say you will lose money chasing women but you can never lose women chasing money/education.

Atreides:
. . Could be. . *whispers some more to infinity(beat that!)* But what were yOU doing at/near Ikoyi cemetry in the middle of the night?

This is the Tech age, I was not there, I run a cctv 24hrs survellance feed from the cemetry to my X-files underground office in(whispers to the end of eternity)Lekki

Atreides:
*whispers some more* Walking around like regular people. They don't know they're dead. I see dead people,all the time.

(whispers some more more)
OH! Now I can remember,you were the one I saw walking on her head the other night coming out of ikoyi cemetry.
I know you are one of them

(whispering) I see dead people

Break up with Her!

So I'm chewing some Xavier tablets and my guess is that your sister is '16' and you are '18' which gives.
If the guy is truly the black bad ass that you are painting him to be,then you'll just have to ignore the close bond between you and your sister for now and speak UP!, speak to her,pour out your mind exactly how you've poured it here,first of all she shouldn't be in a relationship because she's still too young and by the way that goes for the both of you,make her see that there are acceptable and non acceptable behaviours from a boyfriend,sometimes some people stay in a damaging relationship because they don't even know what a damaging relationship is, validate her self worth and make her know that she deserves much more than she's getting,if she wants to catch fire,it would be a good time to grab a hose!

Mobinga:
My God! You are the ugliest thing I have and will ever see (Hopefully). Wow! You are plain hideous! How, how did that happen? You look like the black Nigerian version of shrek. Please I beg you, I beg you, I implore you kill yourself, before you traumatize more non-hideous folks.

You could try harder, maybe something more original that you didn't have to edit off some facebook page, maybe something from up there, from your brain, oh i forgot there's nothing there, its just the open sky.

have you eventually fallen for him or are you really desperate to have him as your boyfriend?

I am a pretty young lady and would always be that way

^^^em, actually, you WONT, remember that three letter word that has a (st) -ING- at the end?
AGE-ING? Its a term common to every teresstial this side of existence or perharps i should be asking you, how's the weather, in JUPITER

my opinion may veer a bit off course in relation to the theme of other posters.so just be patient with me and indulge my creativity.
There was no mention in your post about your feelings past or present for this guy, If I may say I dont think you loved this guy, and that's why you used the word "loser" to describe how you feel, I think what you had for him was conscious commitment, you were commited to him and maybe the demands of the relationship that's why you feel like a loser having "invested" so much, so if my opinion is half as close as the shore from the sea,i'd suggest you just let him be and move on.

But this, as I said is just a product off my fertile imagination.I stand to be corrected

A girl wants to send you money to Go down to lagos to see her?, and you are considering it, are you a guy at all, reality check.bip bip bip.does anything dangle between your legs when you walk or do you pee standing or sitting down, seriously dude!.How can you think of collecting money from a chick to go see her, and to think that the last stupidicides that was sprayed got to everypart of the country, Grow up Man.

Ujujoan:
Who the heck cares

Why did you waste your borrowed bandwith connection to drop this poo

So miss potato, i'm guessing others have asked this question bt i obviously missed the class, What happened on the 16th of january that certified your woman hood.

I hope it's nt being laid, becos that would be really porous.

What feeds your sense of worth as a guy-YOUR WORK,YOUR WOMAN OR YOUR MONEY.