₦airaland Forum

ImaIma1:
That I am a small girl.

That I entered and finished from uni on time.

That I married early.

That I am young (this has made me have issues at work with people thinking I am just a small girl that should probably be calling them auny..lol...not knowing I am older than them)

I stopped aging at 20...

MrEgghead:
People think I'm proud because I'm in Medicine and I don't have much friendly friends.
They literally have the beleif that every medical student is proud.

kunleweb:
I'll make out time and write a review about my experience with them

MJBOLT:

to rescue us from thanos

mystiquerebirth:
OP, you make it seem like you have been deceived or lied to by a thousand pastors. You experienced just one man's weakness and suddenly generalize it.

Your parents obviously had some weaknesses, would it be fair to suddenly assume that all parents are replicas of the weaknesses you saw in your parents?

I condemn the insincerity you claim was exhibited by the pastor, equally your ill-advised public shaming of pastors; this wouldn't make you any profit either, remember.

MuttleyLaff:
The Religion forum is a safer and better place without her. Her absence here won't be felt and/or missed.

I like the sarcasm in your tone with the crocodile tears, cap in hand, knees on the floor, asking she be brought back. I for one did not so much shed a drop of tear. I was thrilled the fake arse prophetess leaned and fell on her sword. Turns out she redeemed herself of the cowardice that usually plagued her.

Ihategirls:
May this new year bring lots of blessings into our lives

finalboss:
mishigas

finalboss:
There's this crazy guy. Always replying with long notes..

Oaroloye or something

YorubaPrince:
Why you come look like some 16th century Chinese Monastery?

Abeg, you no try at all...

1Sharon:
Cc: lalasticlala mynd44 OAM4J Dominique seun
Obinoscopy

MJBOLT:

jesusjnr:
In the name of Jesus whose Words I proudly represent in Nairaland, I command thou sun to stand still, and not go down until past 12am. Amen!

LegendaryLover:
because it's not been legalized in 9ja. otherwise, they'll come out and openly tell u they are a couple and form r/ships.

kamikaz1:
Ok,
First one, I went to visit a friend in school then, at his place. He had this working class dude who comes to visit at weekend. So one of those weekend I was reading for exams at his place, then the dude came to sit beside me and slowly began to run his hands on my laps and acting like a female. I quickly cautioned him off not to bring that shit to me.

The other one, I slept in the same friend's room, he had this big bouncer-like physique dude around, too. Around 12am, while sleeping, I felt a weight on my thigh..then I opened my eyes, I thought I was dreaming the big dude wanted to go for my dick to do mouth action.

Knowing that the dude was big, I screamed(I used gym then too, but the dude was far taller and bigger).He quickly reached for my mouth to cover it so as not to wake neighbours, then he let me go .I realised later that I was the only straight guy amongst the fellaz den.

I got to study them well later on, so I can quickly spot one if I meet one. I have some other new ones as distant friends till today. As long they don't bring it to me.

Ladies' purrie is too sweet to be gay or bisexual.

armyofone:
Who is going to do the family planning? Tell average Africans man about vasectomy and they act like the procedure cut off the whole pen..is.

Gerrard59:
Not true. Asia is more populated than Africa but Asian countries are richer while African nations are poorer and no one talks to a rich person anyhow.

Litmus:
Let us at this juncture sum up what we have so far: why is it that in Asia we have two nations with significantly larger population than Nigeria and one that share approximate population size with Nigeria and yet the West makes such a fuss of Nigeria and Africa’s population?

Pakistan: 216,565,318 million
Indonesia : 270.63 million
Bangladesh: 163.05 million

Toneyo:
Family planning failed me twice. I mean two different methods failed.

Contraceptive pills gives my wife lots of side effects. I have to consider her too. She is human.

BluntBoy:
Christmas is celebrated everywhere even among Buddhists and Hindus. During my time in India, Hindus joined in the celebrations.

Christmas has become a secular festival. Everyone celebrates it. Christians do so by going to church. Everyone else celebrates in their own way.

All these fanatical Muslims are the problem of the world. It is because of them that we have terrorist organizations disturbing the peace of the world.