₦airaland Forum

SirBlack999:
off you go

Lest I forget to add, the killing of IPOB members by men of the NA is most welcome and will be supported to happen over and over and over.

If you have a problem with that, that is your problem??

SirBlack999:
That's what you get when you quote me with a foolish take.

Suit yourself with whatever.

SirBlack999:
When thunder is done castrating and making you a dickless fellow, then we'll talk about the women raped by his goons in obigbo

You have advertised yourself as an irrational fellow, so I wouldn't engage in any form of argument with you.

Adios!!!

SirBlack999:
Wike has even started dressing as an Igbo man recently, it all has to do with 2023. Won't be surprised if he has something to do with the mud flinging at Obi.

Anyway, Igbos haven't forgotten about Obigbo or how he shut Ikoku market. We will remind him of that. FVcking Ikwerres

Why are you taking it personally.

Charmingrascal:
Crocodile cries. Especially when it's out of the water for long, its eyes dry out and to remain lubricated it weeps.
Also crocodile cries when it attacks its prey (i.e they shed tears when they're feeding) however it is not clear whether they cry out of pity for their victim or out of excitement.
But it is believed that no one will be eating and be crying which rules out the crying out of pity.
Though the tears are fake but crocodile weeps.

Shedding tears is not same as weeping or crying.

English language isn't easy tho!!!

1Alex:
abeg wetin make am SA spec?

Interesting question?

Lol. Oguta lake in you'll fucqing dreams!!!.

N2Billion!!!. That is a lot of money. That's the IGR of some states in Nigeria.

Sell it to Dangote.

Lawlab249:
If they bought my club (Arsenal), I do be happier than this. We need money to buy world class players that have track records of performance at the highest level, not the experiments we keep signing every other transfer window. Jeff Bezos, Zuck, Amancio Ortega, Carlos Slim, Warren Buffett should Please Call or Whatsapp 091277 24742 for help on buying Arsenal.

My goodness.

Omorotionmwann:
It has been 12years now since my dad has been down with Stroke which has affected his speech,his right hand and leg and some 4years ago,he couldn't walk anymore but had to be carried to sleep,sit and all physical metabolism is done where he is,even after I and my mum have spent and still spends a lot on physiotherapy,speech therapy,brain checkups at Mecure oshodi,routine and forthnight high blood pressure checkups with expensive drugs and still no changes but it gets worse,all done going around in taxi as I have no car.....

I was 18 and in 200level in a federal uni with him and my mum my only support system when all of this started,couldn't concentrate and focus on school work anymore as I am the firstborn of a 7 boys family and my attention was always needed.....Mum told me I need to drop out that she can't afford all of this alone but I was strong hearted and determined to graduate with a B.Eng...

I had issues with my lecturers as my attendance were poor and my course adviser said it to my face that I would never graduate but I never told them about my travails or they wouldn't even believe me anyways cos they were mostly SADIST,All Engineering lecturers in Uniben especially Mechanical/PRODUCTION ENGINEERING from 08/09 upward,OGUN KILL ALL OF UNA!!! Life was tough for me and my Mum....

Now that I am a Man and supposed to be focus on my life future and raising a family but this is still taking a toll on me emotionally,financially,mentally and I will come home to my mum nagging,crying that she has tried enough over the years and i might come home one day and she has left ....THIS BREAKS ME,I AM TIRED,I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO....I LOVE MY DAD,HE IS IN PAINS TOO!!!

IF I COULD SEE THE FUTURE BACK THEN WHEN IT STARTED,I WOULD HAVE ASKED THE DOCTORS FOR MERCY DEATH,DO NIGERIAN DOCTORS OR HOSPITALS GIVE OUT MERCY DEATH TO PATIENTS?

NAIRALANDERS,I AM DEPRESSED AND I NEED YOUR ADVICE

sorry for the long post. Mods please help this thread to front page for more advice

Someone wants to kill his father because of money.

I've seen it all!!!

chatinent:
Nothing concern me with the lady, the friend, and the event.

All of una got served. So I don't give a damn about the lady, or the events at all!

My question is different. Sorry o, I was meaning to ask...is it difficult to rebuke a lady who's ordering beyond your budget in an eatery that very moment the event is taking place?

Like, is it difficult to tell her so and so amount is all you plan to spend today rather than being pretentious, pay all then regret later??

Baba, I am not a big boy if it meant to be stupid. If I plan to spend ₦5k and you order ₦10k, you'll pay for it. I wouldn't even leave there or run indirectly... I'll be there, pay mine and you pay yours ebe ọ bụ na ị họrọla ịbụ onye ohi!


Na only you no get shame?


It's funny how some dudes pay for what they don't want to pay tho. As in, speak up! “Babe, this one you're ordering this and that above what I told you...you'll pay for it right?” .. or “This ordering don dey look like you dey see me as maga. I'm outta here” or “I plan on spending this amount today.”


Even if mah she dey order this and that, rebuked her damn ass! Can her father afford it? Tell her off immediately!

Most ladies who want to embezzle you want to see what to hold onto in case your ambition is to moses the red sea.

Na una mentality sha. Mentality of sex equalling money, and money equalling sex.

When you no bi my wife you wan come loot person! Tueh! If it's a wife, eh hen, I don't mind at all. It's only a wife I can give my credit card to go get herself something nice..anything she wants... A girlfriend who also doesn't want to embezzle you can too.

You don spend ₦15k like that for mama before?

Only because of cha cha cha cha..broiler seconds money don burn.


E dey tire me how some guys go mumu pay thousands unintentionally wan come dey want avenge the vexation with sex. You no know say na you still lose?

E shock you? Na you still lose na. Sex, na both of you enjoy. Money na only she. In fact, na she enjoy the sex pass, na you suffer. Who dey choke hand for ear, na hand e dey sweet or inside the ear?

Tueh! Mumu and ingredients!

Well said.

Carchoice:
I met a Tanzania lady that told me if we start dating and happens to go out together and I see a lady I like to smash, She could talk to the lady on my behalf.

I was like are you normal?

She ended up telling me stories of how her last relationship of 4 years went. Her man took her to a club and She caught her man staring at another lady’s asx, She walked to the lady and chyked her for her man. She said that night She was Sleeping in one of the rooms in her boyfriends house while her boyfriend was having fun with the new lady in another room.

I asked her why She allowed such in a relationship, She said Tanzania women believes men are polygamous in nature and are free to have something new outside the relationship.

How can I get Tanzania visa.

Gravatar:
As for you, you sef na advanced mumu

Instead of you to pray to whichever entity you worship to uplift your miserable life and condition, na to dey post unwarranted, ignorant nonsense on thread wey person wey better pass your entire generation, post car to sell, car wey I sure say you no fit even touch, definitely not smell.

Keep making a fool of yourself with your inane commentary.

Nonsense.

Take it easy nah...

broadally2:
I know Rick Ross, I mean the real Ricky Ross.
He owes me a 100 favour.

Everyday I'm hustling.

Wike is as real as it gets.

This is why Niger Delta cannot have a Republic. Abacha is a hero to the Ijaws as much as a villain to the Ogonis. Numerous ethnicities, numerous interests.

ComeToJesus:
Implosion can only be internal. No need using both words together.

Both words are used for sake of emphasis... It is typically Nigerian.

obembet:
Some guys are very useless. Only thing in there head is Sex?

Ordinary drink , they will ask for sex.

If they manage send you data, they will ask for something in return.

Mad pple

What about me that have not bought anything for you and do not intend to, but I want to have sex with you.

TheGoodJoe:
They just set up the facility. Equipping it comes next. That is how it is done. Those that build the infrastructure most times do not equip it.

Then they should have waited for the equipping of the hospital before showcasing on the internet. Because anything uploaded to the internet is usually subject to scrutiny.

roundman:
This na something?Go and see t Okowa dey do for Delta state,Wike dey learn work.

Did you come to Port Harcourt to see this project??

Post Okowas hospital for everyone to see.

wellmax:
Amosun?

Is like you are mad sir

Lolz, sorry I dey beer parlour. I meant Ajimobi

That was how they said Amosun was Okay and has given instructions as acting APC National chairman, while in reality he was already in the mortuary.

Lying tongue is for a moment, but the truth shall be established forever.

Juliusmalema my pal. Wassup. Why are you picking a quarrel with me na.

It's not like we a dragging anything.

Captain8:
there was census in 2006 where Ijaw recorded 15million....though i inflated the number to 18million due to the uprising of Ijaw

Explain the spread of the 15Million, among the different states.

Thanks.

Captain8:
according to your illiterate brain 15million is not minority within big hausa yoruba igbo of 40million...... you mumu well o.... Ijaw is 18 million

Lolz. Only 18Million??

Thought it was 28 million. .

But for a academic purposes, kindly explain how you arrived at your figures.

ppogba:
Rivers United.
Always looking for dubious board room points off the pitch or dubious penalty awarded ON the pitch.
Even again NNL Bayelsa united same old story.
The team and management wants to scam wike but God no go gree.

You are a bastard!!!

BLAISECAMPAORE:
Kano generates the 2nd highest internal revenue (IGR) in the country after Lagos so it's no surprise both states are the ones leading in infrastructural development.

Rivers state you mean!!!

I don't care.

attackgat:
I wonder what the relationship between these two men actually is?

They use same tailor!!!

We need the pictures of the equipments inside the hospital.

caleboxylic:
Look at this ikwerre man.
I don't talk about clan that remains the poorest and least educated amongst the clans in the old eastern Nigeria .

I didn't reply you . I replied the idiot that brought Igbo wanting ikwerre oil. Ikwerre is inconsequential and not needed for anything.

No sane Igbo man wants to do anything with ikwerre man.

Warn your bro that I replied never to mention the great Igbo nation in the same sentence with ikwerre .

So cliche. We hear it Everytime. Nothing new.

Igbo are actually pathetic and pitiable. Landlocked in erosion riddled enclave who needs other ethnicities more than they need them shouldn't be Bragging.

But what can I say!!!