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Next time you will not drive against traffic unless you have settlement money .

mployer:
Keep talking nonsense.

Until you pass one way by accident or get wrongly accused of passing one way, you will understand the society you are in.

On certain occasions, I have accidentally passed a one way in Lagos and people around had to notify me. Imagine if Lasma saw me first before the people?

In fact on one occasion I suddenly saw myself on BRT lane because I was following those yellow danfo buses that are above the law.

per the last line… who follows yellow bus in this Lagos Lol

Sha drive wisely

Sonnobax15:

And someone was telling me the other day to vote in the landlord of Lagos as president of Nigeria..Make I go mistakenly go park my keke wrongly,next thing na to auction am out

Over my dead body...I rather sit-down my house on that day than to go cast my vote for who go remove my source of food from my hand

You car can’t be auctioned for parking wrongly

These guys are one way guys… and guess what? Even after this lagosians actually still pass one way lol

Abfinest007:
Atiku is a big thief .u can see he doesn't have anything upstairs .he can't use that document very well bcuz he is not d rightful owner

Illiteracy bad sha,

what does Nancy pelosi , koe biden and trump know? that's why they have aides and support staff.

What they do is tell you their vision and you put it into writing via a document.

Heck ever heard of legal-aides/assistants and paralegals? they spend all day researching cases called proofs to make the LAWYERS case stronger.

I am not even a lawyer yet i know this.

If Atiku has paid him for his work on producing the policy document then he is just out here making a nuisance of him self.

There are ownership based payments and there are royalty based payments.

Once again illiteracy

Life imprisonment? really?? for the crime of armed robbery? with a cutlass?

airminem:


" I have seen one or two or three already "

Maradona will always be Maradona


Always dribbling gullible Nigerians...

who even takes IBB seriously? -Maradona just doing what he does best.

Is there any apolitical person in Nigeria today?

Joevics:
I know supporters of some party are surprised that supporters are using their own money to campaign for a candidate, instead of waiting for mobilization money.

Mod mynd44 lalasticlala Seun Dominique nlfpmod
Please move this to front page to counter the other post you approved.

If you think they’re using their own money then abeg destroy your school leaving certificate (SSCE) I say SSCE cos e sure me say people like you no grad for uni

OKOATA:

Go and check very well things like this usually happen to guys that mostly kneel to propose. The first classification of a 1st class SIMP is a man that proposes to a lady while kneeling down like a fool especially in the public view.

Funniest thing maybe he's one of those SIMPing fools that always cry on their wedding day, your friends bunking your wife while the SIMP shedding mumu tears on wedding day. The same mumu tears he shed on wedding day is the same SIMPing tears he's doing right now. Thunder fire you dia.

He catch him wife for another man bathroom… her non-challant response is “wetin I do” and he still dey call the woman “baby” lol a real SIMP

wwwihy:
LEKKI Free Trade Zone (LFTZ), the much celebrated multi-billion dollars bilateral business venture between Lagos State and the Chinese Investors has kicked off, with President Olusegun Obasanjo describing Governor Bola Tinubu of Lagos State as "a brilliant governor with brilliant ideas".

The LFTZ cited in Ibeju-Lekki local government area of the state, according to its managers, would occupy 1,000 hectares of land employing over 300,000 as workers on completion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1m0EUtneI

https://allafrica.com/stories/200605120070.html

If you know how businessmen have thronged to that area and its axis to invest in auxillary activities around that sea port ehn


i laugh when people say Tinubu no sabi.

Badagry next

i think ceiling fans should no longer be a fixture at our schools.

Good job from Bovi. Worth emulating.

Saviour6:
sey nah TVC achievement will make us vote you as president.. I'm really speechless after this

what have you achieved?

MasterJayJay:
Peter Obi didn't mention Tinubu. You are the one mentioning Tinubu.

Talking about hate, which is worse than 'Obituary' written by Tinubu's boy Sam Omatseye and published on Tinubu's newspaper ( The nation)?

It’s illiteracy that’s worrying you .

asides the owo issue whicch has not been proven to link to banditry what has happened in the south west?

you think these SW leaders are not smart by dealing with igboho? before e got out of hand

faste:
When it happen in the south west it is called what?

kponkedenge:
The weird thing is that, this keeps happening everywhere in Nigeria, but once it's in the South East, everybody screams IPOB.

If the shooting at the Catholic Church at Owo happened in the SE or the regular kidnappings going on at Abuja/Kaduna highway, or even the ones going on at the presidents home town in Katsina was in the SE, everybody will scream IPOB.

The truth is that the security situation generally in the country has so much deteriorated and the president doesn't even care.

When it happens in the north east they scream BOK HARAM

When it happens in other parts of the north they scream Bandits

When it happens in the south it’s Militants

And so it makes sense that when it happens In thr east they call out IPOB terrorists

Paxxcarl:
the irony
Look at this poverty stricken idiot
Wonders of a faceless forum
Because say you dey use phone6? lmaooo

Lol people funny sha …

Ignorance is bliss . Ride on ZOMBIEDIENT.

try chop sha

Paxxcarl:
why are you crying all over my comment you deluded urchin

Lol poor man calling me urchin.

Wonders of Nairaland

ElSudani:
It is unbelievable that a presidential candidate will go this low. He was gleefully sharing some nonsense made up some fools on the internet. What a shame.

Someone said he took advice from a mad man... when i saw that clip i knew this man is just not worth my vote

Paxxcarl:
It’s not looking good for Tinubu

Same thing ya'll said before primaries...

He is not a parrot.. he is an eagle...

When you hear the sound of an eagle know something is about to happen

Unlike a parrot who before the world says he takes advice from Mad men...

toneroforever:
Ur own is to criticize the efforts of the OBIdients, why don't you do something for ur candidate let's see how far u've come. Oh, I forgot ur strategy is to insult anyone who despises BAT thing or rejects the evil party..
Stop wasting ur time with us on social media or are u waiting for alert from the bullion van master before u show him some love?
Let me give u a piece of friendly advice, the evil brooms r up in flames in the north. So why don't u channel the energy u waste on
hating OBIdients into finding a way to reverse ur misfortunes over there

oBIDIENTS/ipob/Endsars all deluded jokers

The north has “played” the south - IN PDP

olalekan1:
Police actually have the right to give a warning threat of shooting a suspect, in that case, the suspect is either a threat to the police officer or the environment.

Nevertheless the woman is one of the frustrated citizen of police inefficiencies.

These mumu’s don’t know it sha… police has the right to tell you straight up - IF YOU MOVE I WILL SHOOT.

In fact THEY MUST warn you before discharging their fire am.

The lady obviously wasn’t walking on the road , they were probably in a vehicle and police stopped them - now I’d advise them to ensure that ALL documentation on the vehicle dey correct else police (if they check and something’s missing) in court will say that she was being aggressive because her car papers weren’t up to date during stop and search.

Na who don interact with police know say anything wey go carry you reach station avoid am.

The north we see as illiterates are teaching us politics so don’t think policemen though mainly SSCE holders cannot “think”

OgatheTop:
Lagos ppro is the most excited, silliest officer I can think about.

Holding strange views indicative of a typical Nigerian policeman.

Chukking mouth inside every matter.

The idiot is just plain stupid.

If dem born you well grab hold of police officer for UK/US like this .

Your life will not remain the same again when you complete your prison term… that’s the UK o in the US if You’re a black man you definitely getting shot (by mistake) as they’d claim they went for their taser gun.

Dey there dey talk crap.

Fiscus105:
Revolution on social media, I guess!


Until u know that 90% of voters are not on social media. You think winning election is by talking up and down?

Winning election is by going to nuke and cranny to get political actors to ur side ooo.


U guys should stop getting high on nothing pls.

Something dey trend #1for twitter last week on this obi campaign .

I say make I even check how many tweets ? 25,000 at CLOSE OF DAY.

I laugh continue dey watch my ball.

You can see that these ObiDatti’s are all ENDSARS/IPOB people… I told friends last year that endsars was just a test phase.

That Peter obi will even hold a rally from tollgate tagging it “endsars memorial gate” shows he’s not fit to rule .

once you sabi gather evidence you become powerfu;

was hell in VI when they banned bike and keke ...but today we used to it

Esseite:
In as much as you have internet, I took the pain. Here you have it...

what is the name of the bridge as i am not aware of a bridge like this in New York ... thanks

Esseite:
We have seen better from poorer states.... if not that the Lagos treasury is being looted with reckless abandon.. the attached picture below is what Lagos should be modelling because of its strategic income generation infrastructures and average income population size.

Peter Obi of a lower income state asphalted over 800km worth of road in same 8years....
- Less IGR
- No tolls
- No debts
- Still saved 75bn (2 years worth of FAAC at the time)
- Paid off 36bn pension while at it.. (1year worth of FAAC)

Ahh... Lagos, it is well sha...

Show me a bridge like that in New york

torqque7:
Oga Peter Obi isn't frail and senile like BAT, so it's not the same thing,Also Ahmed Datti has never been accused by anyone of having ties with terrorist or dangerous people like Boko h boys, but Shetima has. BAT needs to be alert sha that's most important.

small poison and you'll see a 30 year old turn to 90 year old bed ridden.

rusher14:
They.

Mumu talk.

this Obidients want to win be falsehood.

How stupid can people be lol... "they, they"

akeeng:
Who allows cameras in séx parties? Smh

That's what i have been thinking sinceeeeeeeeeee.

paulolee:
I mean chopping off a goal because of foul dt happened in d build up leading to d goal
Epl ref jus go with wat the var said n it’s game on
Am not talking about offside bro

Granted sha even that Arsenal v man United was embarassing

How can that really be called a foul