₦airaland Forum

Nice skit

Dvdpity:
This is why I said you are a useless fool. You as a soldier is not above the law. Even USA soldiers that are far ahead of Nigerian useless khakis boys respect their laws. But here in Nigeria you feel that you are above the law and can harass any body. Useless imbeciles. The funny thing is that, those that are doing this are hungry recruits who cannot even feed themselves, majority of them sufferings from ulcers. Useless gallantry, you are gallant on unarmed civilians. You are not ashamed.

If you attack ORDINARY USA police officer na you go look for lawyer make e escort you go station o

Cos if dem catch you , you’re dead

Talk less US army Americans no dey joke with their servicemen

In fact the respect turn embarrassment dem dey try hide cos if dem hear say you be army na thank you thank you thank you as if you be God loln

Brendaniel:
it is better he doesn't talk, if I were him I would do the same, the fight is between his enemies and you don't involve yourself in the fight of your enemies, just sit down and watch them tear themselves.

So it means he doesn’t care lol

So please going forward he should stop reacting like chemicals

He doesn’t want to take a position on an issue causing chaos in the land na wa oo

Modestanewsreel:
Ok. But you saw where he was assaulting the woman in the video? Right?

So holding her arm is assault? Wow

Brendaniel:
Any politician who talks now against the policy will look like a Vote buyer because Tinubu spoke first against it....

It’s a shame Peter Obi doesn’t even have an opinion about it

DriveByKiller:
why should you be alive?

Cos I can solve for pi

You can’t even get your life together

Enemyofpeace:
why should a soldier go inside campus to withdraw money from ATM meant for students. You're sick upstairs.

That you think ATM’s inside campus are meant only for students says a lot about your level of literacy.

Enough said

Uchesis:
in developed countries, soldiers don't come out of the barracks to withdraw money. they have their own ATM. Nigeria is a zoo

Lol say what? Like WTF? are you even educated at all? Soldiers don’t come out of the barracks ke? Lmaooo

I just know say na woman go cause this Wahala …

Why should a soldier stay on the queue at an ATM?

CallmeTrinity:
When failure is imminent excuses become the strategy

Tinubu and his iliterate supporters are seeing failure is so glaring. They are seeing how Tinubu amhas been rejected across the nation by everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now suddenly they are blsing an imaginary cabal ?!🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😅😅
What a bunch of iliterates....
Which cabal ?

The race has always been between ATIKU V Obi

No one wanted Tinubu,only the tribalistic iliterate children of hate and PERDITION

Naxo Una talk when the man rant for Ogun state during APC primaries 😂😂😂

Massiveglory:
FAKE NEWS from the table of emilokan's touts.

Peter obi as a governor had a core northerner as his personal ADC .
No govenor in Nigeria tried such.

A governor who had a northerner as his personal ADC will not engage in such useless talk.

Urchin carry your disgusting tribalism to your master's table

What is an ADC ? Obidients true true na children

underpinna:
You are saying that Wike is not a good fighter?
He is fighting his battle knowing that he has nothing to lose.
How can you say Wike is not a good fighter, have you fought before?
Come use the stadium na.
Go to uniport and do your rally with your imported supporters.

And who says Wike has nothing to loose ? Lol

FlyingKing:
Na them they hoard the new notes, how did get such money. Is he a bank staff and who authorised him to do such thing. We are really living in a banana country.

Ignorance is bliss… anybody can collect your old naira and issue you a new note… the person can even charge a fee .

Go back to school abeg

Osariemen12:
Death to all Tinubu supporters.

This here is typical of IPOBS and their likes but Nairaland forum is headed to oblivion if Seun and his likes do not curtail such hate speech.

Worse still na edo name dey here… what a shame

SmartPolician:
I thought Gbaja was threatening to arrest Emefiele! How come he visited the HoR and the speaker didn't ask security operatives to pick him up? Yeye dey smell.

By the way, why are they going back and forth with this naira redesign policy?

You are speaking like a child…
He threatened arrest if he failed to honor their invite

Though you are presently a non-entity if for some reason the NASS calls you , you must present yourself . It’s the law

God1000:
Okay, nothing to celebrate here


I've never seen US and UK citizens praising their leaders for doing the needful

Why not check history ? They used to commission and praise leaders for these until they’d done everything

Now what they praise them for is Job creation, healthcare delivery, pension etc

MITCHELL96:
Ok, as I promised.

Yesterday, a Nairalander was lauding the new Nigeria #200 note as the beautiful ever.

So, I decided to make this post to prove him wrong and to also show other Nairalanders what beautiful notes actually looks like.

I made this post to show you guys we literally went from top to bottom ( Just like Buhari once said) 😂

NOTE. (I'm making this post from a neutral ground without being sentimental or biased)

I actually loved the old 200, 500 and 1,000 naira notes but the new redesigned notes are is a NO NO ❌ for me especially the 200 that he said was his favourite.

I would have posted all the denominations of each country currency (like their lowest to their highest currency)

But the list will be endless and will also be difficult for me as it takes time to reduce each picture quality to Nairaland's preferred 4MB for me to be able to post them

Ferhyntorlah and a lot of people said I should tag them when I make the post but I actually forgot their names, mods, please do the needful.

Meanwhile, which of the currency is more beautiful to you?

A Nigerian said our currency is the finest and another Nigerian is here going through the stress of “proving him wrong”

And a Nigerian Nairaland MOD moved this to FP…

Truly this country is messed up thanks to her citizenry

anonymuz:
I don't understand this story. I don't trust this gender. Let's hear from the guy. This might be a case of wanted to chop and clean mouth.
Fear rape story from this gender side.

No way would a rapist go to station to report this incident … no way

It’s quite obvious that the guy outsmarted them… even from their story it is quite clear that they took the law into their own hands.

And these are students o… how can students not understand civility?? Then we expect illiterate mechanics and tailors or agberos to have sense? How ?

adioolayi:
It's now clear the badly executed policy won't favour anyone....rather, it will bring more hardship on Nigerians.


If the currency circulate well...it would have been one of the best policy of Emefiele..but he goofed on the implementation....3Months should also be enough to print and circulate the Be Notes if CBN is truly serious

NIGERIA is the only country in the world where a new currency was introduced under 3 months.

I weep for this country … uncivilized people at the helm of affairs , presiding over an uncivilized citizenry.

Gavinsamuel001:
That’s work of Nigeria my country

And IN the west and Far East over 50% are not struggling to make ends meat?

Ignorance

Moh247:



This woman still dey wail

Everywhere in the world a Vice President takes charge when his or her Principal is incapacitated

Kanuri's best chance at Presidency since Abacha's death is through Shetima.. with Msc in Agro Economics, former Zenith bank Director


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Bro I can’t laugh abeg

The woman is really scorned

Agbegbaorogboye:
Why don't you Google Huawei in the eighties before you begin to argue with me.

US as a capitalist economy has a strict policy of non-interference in market economy. It's why I mentioned venture capitalism as a parallel to direct govt intervention like we have in some other countries. Even at that, even the US have bailout options for small businesses under certain conditions of bankruptcy. And of course there's the low interest rates on loans which at a point in the US was actually 0% compared to Nigeria's average of 15-17%

And where did I ever mention govt giving small businesses money in Nigeria, China or anywhere for that matter? Don't misconstrue my statement just because you want to argue.

I am not arguing I am stating a fact… but I like the fact you’ve noted the different economic systems

But here’s the thing America has generally low interest rates because of “who they are” and even larger corporations enjoy much lower tax, interest rates etc

My point I’m trying to pass a cross basically is that small business is NOT a priority to most governments in normal economic terms but I get your point now.

Agbegbaorogboye:
That's your imagination.
China and Japan are countries that directly supported small businesses and grew them to large ones. An example in China is Huawei and even Ali Baba.
Another example is the company called TSMC, the world's largest manufacturer of semiconductor chips.
Even in the US, venture capitalism is a model that exists solely for the benefit of startups and small businesses. Govts hardly ploughs money into big businesses. Big businesses approach capital markets and financial markets for capital.

Oga China did not assist Huawei

Venture capital is private equity and not Government equity

Government can only support business by creating the right frameworks , business environment, legislations, Tax incentives to small businesses GOVERNMENT CANNOT GIVE SMALL BUSINESSES MONEY that will “change the game” how many people dem wan give the funds? Where the money?

Don’t confuse Entrepreneurial sagacity with government “help”… also as a company grows and expands they obviously begin to get government connects who link them up to projects that further propel them.

My point is in the USA there are over 30 million small businesses… how many government wan help?

omonnakoda:
From Dangote Refinery in the same Lagos

Nice to hear.

So till Q2 2023 then… latest projected start up date

Agbegbaorogboye:
When they become conglomerates, then they should be discarded for smaller businesses. Is that not your logic?
Dangote did not start small. Stop lying to prove your point. He said his grandfather gave him 500k to start a business. That is worth millions today. The family has been in business for generations.

Who is despising small and medium businesses? Small and medium businesses need govt patronage to survive. They cost the govt and capital system more in the short term than big industries do.
You're simply confusing yourself due to envy and jealousy. That's why you couldn't answer the simple question

When have you ever heard of any government in the world supporting small businesses over big conglomerates?

Except in COVID times where have you heard that government saved small businesses?

Governments deal with the big boys and expect the trickle down effect to cascade across the value chain.

For example in real estate , BIG MAN builds a house or estate , Mid sized Man Takes the official title and markets the house or estate Small Man sees the advert, markets it too and if it’s his own customer that buys and pays funds 80% goes to the big 20% to the Mid sized sef man and 10% to the Small man.

Google trickle down economics

What about raw material supply? Where dem wan see Base oils?

Still a Forex dependent venture

spencekat:
I thought the running mate would take over.Remember this is pre-election case.

Running mate no do primary… either second in primary comes in or fresh primary

Sha lawyers to the interested politicians about to make some money

marlow1962:
Here in asaba, some fuel stations are selling 390/400 especially those in express, some inside towns are selling 300/350.

Funny thing is that, these petrols are hard to find and even if you find them, it’s going to be bunkery fuel.

What amazes me more is that Nigerians are now comfortable with it, everybody now is “e no concern me”.


My bro Nigerians need to suffer for another 8years bfr they can get sense, but for now everybody is catching cruise.

The annoying part is that ppl are still praising the ppl that made their life miserable.

Wetin you want make Nigerians do?

How much will it be when they remove subsidy?

Abeg we are all waiting for Dangote

Papichulostunne:
I nor understand.. man go catch girl go kill her to use her do money to spend for another girl head. Wahala

Abeg I can’t laugh

michlins:
Nigeria demarkets her own in every possible way. Issues like this are handled with confidentiality. How do you expect other countries to patronise your own if you do something like this

I am pretty sure you’re an “OBIdient” because it’s the usual ignorance you guys spew everywhere …

What confidentiality are you talking about ? Google is your friend the why not search 🔍 “Toyota recalls , Benz recalls , Honda recalls etc so you see that it is normal industry practice and even the vehicle manufacturers themselves issue public notices on faults in a car supplied ??

I pity this country… very dull people with smart phones 🤦‍♂️

Only an ignorant person doesn’t know this is a skit