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ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight

This is why no experienced man makes noise about virgin this virgin that. Virgins are clueless, and generally come with stupid, porn-fueled expectations.

Also, you are not a virgin if you have torn your hymen with cucumber. I have seen all sorts calling themselves virgin... same person using 16 inch dildos. That just makes you a loser no man deemed worthy enough to go through the trouble of f*cking.

If you want to be a virgin, be a virgin.
Hymen intact, teachable, no wild loser-esque expectations, etc.... for whatever it's worth anyway.

rickandtwocrows:
So why do black age faster than asians?

Asians are on a whole other level.
Their youthfulness is genetic.

But still, the best enjoyers of both worlds are the asians that have melanin e.g darker skin filipino etc.
Those babes look young forever.

melanin..black people have abundant of melanin which makes them age slower unlike white people

Makes their "skin" age slower.

Aaronsrod:
What is this one saying? The Bible tells us a husband must rule over his wife.

Ephesians 5:24. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

The fact that you used the phrase "must rule" is key to understanding that you are not worthy of the honor of doing so.

slimjohn2k5:
My brother, I dey reason am.
You fit Don forget ur fuckup but madam not dey forget.
Mk person not come dey go wash pant

Nothing wrong with washing pant here aka doing laundry and adding your babes clothes.
There is washing machine for that.

The real issue is that you are broke yet thinking any food business is shamey

You don't need 7 verses to overcome poverty. You only need ONE:

2 Thessalonians 3:10 – “For even when we were with you, we would give you this command: If anyone is not willing to work, let him not eat.“

khia:
Hey Buff, I just heard about the FBI busting 33 Nigerians for scamming 17 million US dollars from 100 people thru romance scams as usual, in Texas. Are you one of the love scammers?

They can never catch me

virginprincess:
Nawa o, that number 5 shows that men don't really know what they want

Aim for inter-dependence, not independence.
The latter just leads to unneccessary chest beating when you should both be apologizing to each other.

Vinnie2000:
Lol, A Guy keeping himself Chaste b4 Marriage?

Hahahaha..

No Way! Even so, How many Ladies will respect him?
Our Naija Girls are nowadays like Bad Guys! Infact Women naturally likes Bold and Sexually Experienced Guys! Guys that can Fvckk like madt!

You yourself sef know nah!
They don't want Learners! So ur Son will be Cheated on!

So Forget it, Virginity is a Female connected Virtue! Never for Men!

You dey mind the woman?
Awon equality gang. They never address the actual reality of things. Their cognitive dissonance is telling how they switch their arguments to what suits them and flip it back even it no longer does.

Even virgin woman will straight up tell you that she doesn't want a virgin man. Will insult you if you are sef. Women only desire and want to Bleep men who CAN Bleep other women.

There is a reason why it is only the female body that has telling signs of virginity. In fact, it's a whole physiological ceremony involving blood.
Virginity is a female virtue, but a point of ridicule for a male... borne from the understanding that he has conquered no female yet. Women want conquerors with more life experience than her who can lead her there, not demure anxious guys (every virgin male is eager and anxious, forget).

pansophist:
Saying that virginity doesn't guarantee a successful marriage is like saying that an educated hardworking man doesn't guarantee sucess. Well yea, it doesn't, but it's an indication. And I'll rather pick a virgin, than one would compare sex with every other man she has slept with.

I've seen "virgins" in their mid late 20s who have quite the exquisite collection of vibrators and dildos, including gadgets that Bleep both holes at the same time while vibrating. This same person is there saying she is a virgin waiting for her husband... expecting vibrating penis . If that is what she has been training her sexual expectations on all these years, bruh, it's better she were having normal sex with actual human beings.

It's like a guy who trains his sexuality on porn for several decades or whatever and then expects the same exact sensation when he finally started trying to smash normal human flesh women.

Wanton Sex is overrated...


Yes, I'm an old man. Leave me alone.

Juliusmomoh:
Wrong

What if you want to travel abroad and they ask for your court wedding certificate?

Simply file as single.

The redness is suspect.

Only thing you can do is get tested.

You welcomed this spirit into your home by your first actions.
Why are you now the one complaining?

Put aside all the "woe is me", "me me me" childishness.
It is not just a flesh and blood thing.

Go to your wife.
Confess your sins to one another.
Forgive each other (the spirit you invited into your marriage will hate this as it goes against its ultimate goal!)
Then both of you, in unison, combine forces in prayer to rebuke and cast out that spirit from your marriage.
Then love on each other.

A new day will dawn in your marriage as a result.

It's really not that better out there. Fix what you got.

DrGill:
Jesus died for all of our sins
Why restitution?

This shows you lack the one thing that will ultimately keep you out of heaven: LOVE.

Kobojunkie:
Where is this war in Heaven you speak of mentioned?

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%2012%3A7-17&version=KJV

Thankfulness is just good manners, being that every good thing you are enjoying came from him. Hell is literally just a place without God... hence why it is the worst place in existence. In one of many near death experiences, someone said God described hell as "a place very real, but best not dwelled on".

Earth is a social experiment to determine if the random people generated by God's creation algorithm have what it takes to live peacefully in heaven.

This experiment began after the war in heaven. There is a lot of space vacant in heaven after 1/3 of it was expelled. God wants to populate it with free beings who naturally are attuned to harmonic and kingdom living...not those that have the propensity to become the rascals that instigated that war.

this one is still alive?

Witen:
Don't worry about jobs. The private sector are already doing it. Just give us constant electricity. That all the masses are asking for.

This is it.
focus on INFRASTRUCTURE and stop stupidly banning people's means of livelihood because of ego!
That's the base expectation of any government.

Create societal infrastructure, and get out of the way.

This is all any government needs to do to create jobs.
Only entrepreneurs create jobs, not governments.

They would know this, if they knew what they were talking about.

Create societal infrastructure, and get out of the way.

This is all any government needs to do to create jobs.

liver and kidney don dey scarce for market.

If you fart too much eat more fibre.

She is just trying to be a sneaky pervert and introduce you to some pre-strapon things.

"Afterall, it wasn't that bad when I put the enema in your ass".
Na so nonsense dey start.

mrnigeria0:
I am not comfortable providing my bvn number for NIN registration. is there any other way i can do the registration without my bvn number

I have been hearing some yahoo boy shouting saying they need NIN number. from there they would get your bvn number and the rest is history

Honestly, this is a legitimate INFOSEC concern, given that naija is the way it is.
That and all the information you put down is enough for an typical minded Nigerian idiot to opportunistically use to ruin you.

You cannot fully trust that this information is not being skimmed by bastards.
I'm sorry.

BetterHalf1:
Hello house,
I have been at the talking stage with this guy, lately he has been asking questions about finances and he wants to know how much I am earning; I get scared to tell him about my monthly salary. I fear he might leave me if I don’t earn up to his financial expectations. What should I do?

Earn up to his financial expectations.

We don't like broke girls who subtract instead of add.

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MrHerrain:
I saw a random tweet on Twitter, I commented and because it didn't buy the bimbo's idea, she blocked me

This is someone I don't even know from anywhere. It was just a random tweet I saw on a thread so why you block someone who doesn't even know you from anywhere or gives a Bleep about your existence dead or alive.
Not just Twitter, you'll find her type on WhatsApp too. 9ja girls, blocking someone on social media doesn't add or removes anything, it's worse when the said person doesn't even know you. It's worst when there's nothing meaningful or gainful in your tweets or Whatsapp status.

E be like say the ting pain you.

You are putting way too much energy into someone who treated you like gum stepped on in the street.

robosky02:
See them

Who sleeps with such tight clothes.
Na so dia Toto go just dey smell anyhow

Give that shit some air.

Let's be real here...

Stop comparing yourself with white people who wear tattoos.

Black people are judged internationally by a different metric ...partly due to the lack of respect Africans generate for ourselves at home.
Nobody can point anywhere in Africa and go "That is a truly great and sensible country run by blacks".
The best working country in Africa is south Africa, and that is because white people are there to maintain that rating.
Black africans FAIL all blacks around the world by not creating a civil reference of respect for them.

We no dey try.
And we keep stupidly voting for stupid old fools who are not interested in trying.
Own it so we can do better.

So you can't really afford to be projecting "trashy vibe" to others.
You have not built up enough "respect currency" to spend on that rubbish.
Make the currency first in quantum before you try to throw it around like others are doing.

BanjiRaymond:
Robert Arthur Kardashian has

For attention.
He is not as popular as Kim hence the psychological need for more attention.

Kim is the popular one in the family and appreciates her body as is so she doesn't feel the need to damage it to grasp for more attention.

khia:
This is the first time that I have come.across this thread Buff, but I would like to ask you Two questions

1. How tall are you?

2. What tribe do you belong to?

1. Why? This would break my anonymity
2. Not Igbo.