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2Buff is tired of all these Texas girls who cannot even throw it down in the kitchen Naija style
She can be a slay queen all she wants, but if she cannot even make peppered snails for zaddy, I don't really see how it can work.

That's not plus sized. The person who wrote that article must be hungry and malnourished.

when2:
Spiritual wife using the face of your Ex.

This is the most apt comment here.
We all have babes we shouldawouldacoulda married that pained us. But Something is trying to itch that scar, so you can scratch it and reopen an unnecessary wound for it to feast upon.

See it for what it is and Don’t give in to it.

Datboredberri:
You're still hooked... It's not spiritual... You need to tie loose ends then you can move on... Maybe you and your ex had something special... Your breakup could have been tough... There are many reasons you're still fixated...

Don't avoid it... Meet with her... Talk... Mentally note how much more better your wife is... And reassure yourself that you ended things with your ex for a good reason...

Na so dem dey take dey re-fawk una be dat.
All this ITK instead of simply looking forward and minding your actual family business.

This your suggestion is pointlessly dangerous and achieves nothing. Meet ex for why?

Energy that somebody should be using to work on their marriage, you are telling them to go and use it to be talking to ex. Ogini, about what? And you actually said it with your full chest.

May God keep his son's away from wives like you. You talk like one of those hyper-liberal feminists. Aunty "It's all about my feelings" Just doing jaga jaga without respect or decorom even when you have been blessed with a marriage.

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The clueless OP doesn't even know that the mouth is less sanitary than the pussy.
Good luck keeping a woman in this generation with caveman reasoning like that.

This generation where everybody dey even chop yansh sef, na pussy you dey complain about.

I don’t eat pussy for her. I eat pussy for me.
I genuinely like it, as long as she is shaved.

Froshloaded:
It will be too expensive for average Nigerians..

Monthly sub of $100 that's about 61k, and one time payment of $500..

My Naija peeps will pass

You mean YOU will pass.
Those who can afford it will happily take it.
That's less than a serviced apartment fee for good satellite Internet.

I would have to be a idiot to live in the north without my own guns.

I would also be an idiot to live on a street in the north that is not fully occupied by christians who ALSO have their own guns.

Even Jesus told his disciples to go and buy swords for self defense.
Jesus was not as timid as we make Him out to be. He flogged an entire market.

You have every God-given right to defend yourself. It is not today that the kingdom of God started suffering violence. These have been handled quite easily in the past. Do not wait for police.
If police tries to take your gun, let them know that both you and them will die before that happens.
They will understand and leave you be. Because they themselves know that all this is bullshit.

shegzydave:
Hope you hear the news about the poly student guy that went 11 rounds and later die, that how she will also push you to death and thereafter go date another guy and she will continue her life, then ur own parent will be mourning you, you better borrow yourself brain, even me i know am not satisfying my bae and she is having it with other guys but i don't give a damn, cant come and kill myself becos of stupid lady

Men need to love themselves.
These women use them as human dildos or ATMs without rest.

A man who loves himself will not allow someone stress him over what he cannot or does not want to do for them.
If the person leaves because of that, then that was going to be the end result anyway.

Aify3000:
Thank yoh my brother,but lets be honest,i love her so much,i don't want to loose her

You have failed.
You are talking about LOVE to someone who cannot take you as you are but only on condition that you give her dick or money.
A woman who LOVEs you will support you and use her rose/vibe or whatever while lovingly supporting you through whatever temporary thing you are going through....not pander threats.

That's like a man pandering threats at a woman who does not have sex with him because she is on her period. It's cold and utilitarian. You mean nothing to this individual beyond what you provide her. There is no love here and thats okay. But You are the one catching feelings like a 13 year old girl.

Mr man, you clearly do not love yourself. You cannot say you love someone else until you love yourself.
If you loved yourself, you would have told her to leave upon that initial threat.

Golan007:
Elon Musk paid which means there's a high chance it happened.

Not surprised though.

Sometimes, people pay people who come with false charges just to have them go away.
250k is nothing to someone who just tried to buy Twitter for 6x billion USD.
Paying someone does not mean you are guilty. When at that level, it's just one of those things you do for peace.

There are some people who professionally nag and pester billionaires for these sorts of "go away" money.

Now that said, Elon is weird and has been quite reckless lately. I feel the lady is saying the truth of what happened.
Now that also said, I feel the fact that she is talking now means she has violated the conditions of her "Go away" money.

Elon is a bachelor. A billionaire bachelor.
If he wants to have an attendant massuese who gives him the full treatment while on long flights, that is his right and prerogative as a man.

If you don't want, then you don't want.
Shift let someone who wants take that job.

The fact that she refused does not mean she is a person of virtue. I think she was just insulted by the low offer.
A horse is not money. And then again her hush money sounded big to her then, but after hearing he had 60 billion to spend on twitter, she realized she got less and so wanted more. If it's by virtue, she wouldn't have taken the money to begin with.

She just had a "So you mean I could have gotten more?!!!!" moment.
In this metoo period, Elon should be careful.
It's a lot easier for women these days to refuse you (even if they want) and then turn around and use your proposal against you for the rest of your life to be collecting money from you until you tell her to piss off. Then she will take it to the news.

You should have these conversations very bluntly with a flight attendant + massuese before you hire her that this is just one of the things you might ask of her when attending to you as your need for relaxation. There are many that will jump on the opportunity.

He should get himself a consort or two who can follow him on such trips. There are people who offer those services and will massage whatever he wants as well.

Seun:
It's unfair for a woman to have to lose her job (e.g. at a unique company like Tesla that is changing the world and very good for her CV) because of sexual advances that she did not ask for. No amount of money justifies taking away a woman's freedom to work where she wants to work. But yea, if you have already made the mistake, that's one way out of the situation.

However, in the post #metoo world, the women may still talk even after collecting the money. One should keep that in mind next time one feels the urge to ask a subordinate for a sexual act.

These uncouth men should just keep it in their pants and stop that foolish behavior.

If they're konji is too much, they should go and pay an olosho to help them out.

tayo60:
We no dey turn light off for Niger, na because of d money you dey pay for light over there, na im make you dey para. Next time, call his attention to it.

Another thing about Nigerians I have noticed is their inabilty to comprehend what they read.

Read the OP again and then tell me if the emboldened makes sense as a follow up comment.

YeyeGbami:
Turn it off, nothing lasts forever.

elaborate

Ishilove:
Can you shed more light on the bolded?

Where else in the world do you see people sacrificing their own children and parents for money?

In other places, evil people sacrifice other people for money. Not their own family. That one requires deeper wickedness.

In Africa, somebody will be wedding. For no reason one person will want to go and hug the bride with handkerchief so she can steal womb. Why? Who does that? And what has been achieved by the evil?

There is too much chaotic and senseless "just because" evil in Africa. Chaotic forces like living amongst such chaotic people.

Someone has come to visit me in yankee from Nigeria.
Everytime they turn on the light to do something, they will leave that room and leave the lights on.
Several times I have woken up in the morning to almost all the lights in the house left on overnight .

I have repeated myself several times that they should to turn off lights after use and this fellow keeps "forgetting".
I am beginning to lose my patience.

I am a believer in the fact that humans only stop doing something when there is a consequence attached to it.
How have you dealt with this in the past?

Barrister026:
I understand, but they are still in school one about to round up though.

Nice submission sir

Guy, don't forget you have your own nuclear family to cater to and or plan for. That takes priority over extended family obligations.

Like that chap said, your mom can live in a room in your house while you do what you can for her own... if that is honestly something that is important to you.

Your mum's time on earth is almost up. makes no sense to focus on building a house for her at the expense of your nuclear family own. focus on your young family. You perform a service to her lineage by doing so.

Can someone simply tell me what she said?
Till now I have not seen what she said that got these barbarians to do this.

Also, this is further proof that Nigeria must split.

MrBrownJay1:
is this not what happens all over the world....and therefore, unless you believe oyingbos/chinkos/latinos are affected by this too, the more plausible reason for the above is that this is what LIFE IS ALL ABOUT?!?! some win, some lose, some jejely go through it unfazed&untouched....

That's one way of looking at it.
The thing with these other cultures is, the number of perpetrators are not as rampantly diabolic.

These beings require human partnership to eat virtue. Africa has some of the most wicked people to partner with to make it happen. It's really only in Africa you can find in quantum the kind of wickedness that will kill their own mother or child for blood money.

These far more wicked acts create the deepest wounds on the fabric of our realm that give room for far more brutish forces (not necessarily more powerful) to operate in the rot of it. Save for God.


The forces in oyinbo land are actually more powerful than the ones in Africa. Just that they are more sophisticated and see the value in maintaining a certain harmony to things. The African ones are brutish and of low caste, more illogical, savage and wicked.

Kind of like how there is a difference between how a toosh/high class person eats and remain and how a savage person eats and cracks the bones loudly... but is too animalistic to know how to run things with intelligence. It is that same attribute of not running things that manifests itself in it's people. The global lack of respect for Africa is simply due to the spiritual lack of respect other principalities have for the African ones.

There are levels to wickedness. Africans rank very high on that list due to the backward nature of the forces they are under the influence of.

Oyinbo principalities do their wickedness with sophistication and sense and are more organized, and this is why they are more powerful las las. Think Rome vs savage tribes.

MrBrownJay1:
whatever weed you are smoking, it is too strong for you...so i suggest you reduce your intake so that the fullmoon witches hallucinations you get will disappear from your window!

This stuff is real bro.
The effects of being used may not manifest exactly like OP had said, but rest assured that when an ignorant fellow becomes spiritual meat, If their life is still normal after that, then it is because their life was meant to be far greater than the normal they go on living.

But they might never know as that greater part has been stolen. Save God has mercy.

Luv9jawomen:
Lady 3

This babe make sense.
Big Body Benz

it's good that she sold it to who needed it. better that than for it to liquify and run off i.e period blood.

The buying of phone while rent is due though... well only both of them know what their financial arrangement is in their marriage

Very normal. No be everytime thrusting. Sometimes relax, get pleased, then grab her by the back of the head as you empty into that throat.

This is the way.

Salary keh?
That one na employee Abi girlfriend?

Shark dey make sense dattime

MadamVanessa:







Omo, see me come with fury, I open the thread with so much anger and annoyance , only for me to end up laughing.

Madame, when will you bring me this your yansh for punishment?

DAramis:


All this while I have always thought if initiated by the husband, minimum of 50 percent of all he owes goes to the soon to be ex-wife.

If she initiate, what would accrue to her is highly negotiable (except in situations where the reason of initiating is extramarital affair or domestic abuse).

That means Men are finished over there.

LOL good you know now.
All these women have to do is work at mcdonald all their life and marry some fool.
Divorce him next week, and take half his shite.

It's why only fools marry a woman who isn't making her money out here.
That way, if she wan fuckup, she go also loose half her shite to you. Vise versa.

Wahala for woman wey wan be housewife for yankee. She be scammer.

DAramis:
Bro, that is it.

The only way he can't lose all is if this current wife initiate the divorce. Unfortunately, she is not willing to do that. She want him to be the one to initiate it, so as to strip him naked of all his assets and achievements.

Smith will not survive it should he lose all to this woman. A case study to note of (though unrelated is Emmanuel Eboue tragedy)

You are funny bro.
You think it matters who initiates divorce in yankee?
She will still get half or more regardless of who initiates it.
That is why women always start divorce in this part of the world.

There is a reason the men of this new generation aren't marrying these women.
It's not just because they don't like home.

Jada oozes "sexy domme" energy. I can definitely see her telling him: "Get on your knees, crawl over here, and eat this pussy."

He is her very good boy so he'll do it too. And he will be punished that night after this video for snapping at her. Subs are fun

Mtcheeew, silly reasons.
I hav a tattoo on my inner wrist (a tiny diamond)

My parents would neva see it bcuz i cover it with my wristwatch.


I also cover it in church and workplaces






so whats ur point ??

So why get something only to start hiding it about?
What has it added positively to your life?

1sherlockHolmes:
bro i dont participate in politics

Well there you go.
So why are you complaining?