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Family › Re: OMG!!! Freshly Born Twins Found At A Refuse Dump In Onitsha!! by 2mch(m): 12:59am On Sep 25, 2012
That was either an abortion or an early pregnancy where the twins died. Looks like twin premature baby boys. Hope the mum does not cry for kids in the future.
Family › Re: Pls Help Am I Decieved by 2mch(m): 9:40pm On Sep 24, 2012
OYINBOGOJU: At 22 she barely learn anything about life.

Bro you bad self, why did you rush the girl now?
He used his "Money" to snatch her from her Boyfriends. Now the boyfriends are probably knacking her and they are spending his money with wifey. lol. A 22yr old barely knows what she wants. And if you fall short in anyway from her fantasy, bro you are in deep shite. They still live in fantasy world at that age, and cant grasp the idea of what you are trying to make her live up to.
Family › Re: Should I Cheat On Him? by 2mch(m): 9:25pm On Sep 24, 2012
You will do what you want to do in the end. E dey your mind already, you don plan na execution stage remain.So i say goodluck wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairaland Prayer Network For Patience Jonathan by 2mch(m): 9:22pm On Sep 24, 2012
Okay, i wish patience gets well. but i wonder if they pray for us or see vision about how it would affect us when they steal from the treasury huh. Especially the countless people who have died just so they can eat well, and sleep well. Am not praying for this please.
Family › Re: Pls Help Am I Decieved by 2mch(m): 9:20pm On Sep 24, 2012
So at your age you didnt see your mates to marry. It is someone 10years younger. Well you wanted to catch them young. Enjoy your small baby. Hope you train her like a parent, since you wanted a child for marriage. When you would have been beating your chest on the ability to grab a fresh one, you did not ask us for advise. Now that you are seeing immaturity in full blast, you are scared. Enjoy the marriage well, but know that you wont see any maturity for about 5 more years. LOL.
Family › Re: Need Urgent Advice On Divorce Plsss by 2mch(m): 9:48pm On Sep 19, 2012
If you have someone else, tell the court that you have someone else that you want to marry. The person has sought your hand in marriage. Or if you can prove you have been living separate in the past 2yrs. Obviously this can only be achieved with the help of the soon to be divorced spouse. sad
Politics › Re: Danjuma Donated N800M To Obasanjo's Campaign In 1999(pics) by 2mch(m): 9:45pm On Sep 19, 2012
When you said pics in the title i thought we were going to see the 800million. na wa for this poster. tongue
Politics › Re: Senators, Reps tear N5000 note into pieces … ask Jonathan to stop CBN governor by 2mch(m): 8:39pm On Sep 19, 2012
Biggyd2: When The PUNCH sought the reaction of the CBN governor, Lamido Sanusi, to the development, he said, “I have no comment.”
How the arrogant have been disgraced. Pride definitely comes before a fall. now his wings will be clipped. He made too much noise and sabotaged himself. SMH grin grin grin grin grin. Shame to bad people. Sanusi rendered speechless.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Agrees To Reverse N5000 Note Plan by 2mch(m): 7:18pm On Sep 19, 2012
deletrue: jona never disappoint me. You are indeed chosen one. am proud of you. sometimes i asked myself how God has created and given you high degree of wisdom. Because of this wisdom you have not answered many useless people without good side. When you say i thing it will be good to choose option 'a', many nigerians will say no, if you say option 'b' the same abnormal nigerians will no, you should have gone for 'a'. It is a pity you find youself among the most confused and upside down people. God is with you and am sure you will put them to shame.
How much did they pay you? This is sycophancy at its peak. Abi you be naija delta militant, or maybe you are trying to get noticed by the 40 laptops. I hope Jona does not have people like you advising him. Otherwisem na big big gbege for the guy. grin grin grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by 2mch(m): 7:10pm On Sep 19, 2012
Politics › LASTMA Says Police Killed Danfo Driver NOT LASTMA Official by 2mch(op): 7:09pm On Sep 19, 2012
[size=18pt]LASTMA blames police for driver’s death[/size]
September 19, 2012 by Sesan Olufowobi 26 Comments

The Lagos State Traffic Management Authority on Tuesday said policemen, and not LASTMA officials, were responsible for the death of a commercial driver on Monday.

The driver, Monday Jacob, died at Town Planning Junction, Ilupeju area of the state around 9am.

It was gathered that the driver collapsed after an argument with some law enforcement officials who intercepted him over a yet-to-be-determined issue.

The officials were said to be operating in another commercial bus.

Witnesses were, however, not sure if they were LASTMA officials or policemen

But the General Manager of LASTMA, Mr. Babatunde Edu, said policemen, who were on different mission, were responsible for the death of the driver. He said the bus conductor and other eyewitness accounts proved it.

Edu said, “It was not LASTMA officials and it has nothing to do with LASTMA at all. The police officers who were involved in the incident have been handed over to the police at Ilupeju police station.

“Those who are saying that LASTMA officials killed the driver are far from the truth. Anyone who cares to know the true side of the story should go to Ilupeju police station, the officers in charge will confirm it. Those officers responsible for the killing of the driver were not operating with LASTMA at all, they were operating on their own.

“The bus conductor has made statement at the station. Based on that, eight of the policemen are already in custody. The bus conductor will identify those involved among the eight.”


The LASTMA boss said he had advised the state police command to set the record straight.

He said, “I have informed Deputy Commissioner of Police. LASTMA was not involved in what happened at all. Those officers were on different operation; it has nothing to do with LASTMA at all.

“Two of the officers are still in hiding, but the remaining policemen have been handed over to the police station where the incident happened.”

Meanwhile, LASTMA spokesman, Richard Omolaja, gave the names of some of the officers simply as Mathew, Lookman and Legba.

Lagos State Police Command spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, could not be reached for comment as her phone rang out. A text message to the phone was also not replied.

http://www.punchng.com/news/lastma-blames-police-for-drivers-death/
Politics › Re: JTF Raids Boko Haram Hideout, Recovers Ammunition & Gadgets by 2mch(m): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2012
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Boko Haram is in touch with the 21st century. Boko Haram get everything for communication. grin grin grin cheesy.

No be the same way our politicians dey deceive us, na im dem dey deceive their mosque goers?

Printer, fax machine, stabilizer, Generator, even walkie talkie grin grin grin grin.

This one na Jack bauer Operation things. No wonder they show police meme. They probably tune in to their communications and know when to bail. SMH
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Economic Policy ‘failing’ — UN by 2mch(m): 6:48pm On Sep 19, 2012
The best description of this administration is : "Running in unending circles" "Boju Boju". Now that the UN have said this. I wonder if the UN is filled with Jonathan's enemies. The guy better sit up and reassess the people he surrounds himself with. If the method you have been using so far is a complete failure, try something else. He needs to disband his advisers and honestly pick good ones, they are killing him for their own greed.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Calls For The Abolition Of The Senate by 2mch(m): 6:33pm On Sep 19, 2012
I agree. This is serious brain. They seem to be doing the same thing which makes the senate redundant. We dont need to waste time passing laws and resolving issues by making it go through two houses. The debates, passing laws and everything can be done in the NA. NA is closer to the people than the senate. The senate is the most aloof, elitist, useless band of criminals.
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Fashola: “Let’s Work Together” by 2mch(m): 6:26pm On Sep 19, 2012
Abeg let PDP go and rest. We know how starved they have been without the Lagos state and SW treasury. tongue. They will soon become a village party.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Agrees To Reverse N5000 Note Plan by 2mch(m): 6:16pm On Sep 19, 2012
It is good to be a listening president. Kudos to Jona. If you are on the people's side your enemies can never win. They will always be crushed. The voices of the masses is the voice of God. Never forget
Car Talk › Re: A Day At LASTMA Office Oshodi by 2mch(m): 6:16am On Sep 19, 2012
nipeks001: shey you sabi read at all.The OP said he stopped when he saw the red light was on and he waited to be beckoned when it's time for him to go and here you are saying trash and abusing him by asking him if he's a sane person.If there is any person that needs to be recommended to a psychiatrist between both of you,then it should be you.
You must be a slowpoke if you believe the OP. The fact is LASTMA is aggressive, but they don't chase you if you don't commit a crime. OP ran the red light and lied. They would have told him his offense. Those guys wait for you to offend and then chase your car and jump inside. I have been a victim. The OP is lying, you psychotic fellow. Oh sorry, you can't analyse a fairytale.

You will be surprised how many Lagosians did not bother to read or understand the new traffic laws. The thing Fashola needs to ensure is that they pay the exact fine. I settled mine for a price lower than the law states. People even bargain on how much they will pay. If you keep believing false tales and breaking the law, you will keep paying 30k, your head and eye go clear ni.
Car Talk › Re: A Day At LASTMA Office Oshodi by 2mch(m): 12:50am On Sep 19, 2012
So you ran a red light and you got fined only 10k. The law says 30k in case you have forgotten. So if you killed a whole family breaking the law, what do you think your story would have been? 14yrs in kirikiri awaiting trial. You better thank your stars. You broke the law and endangered lives, yet you are complaining about somebody being and agbero? What are you OP? Sane? You seem like you need a strait jacket. O ri e ti gba paro.
Politics › Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by 2mch(m): 10:39pm On Sep 18, 2012
hardbody: May LASTMA kill your relative IJN. Then come back here and repeat this garbage you are spewing, nincompoop
I guess your prayer is supposed to be accepted, as you are cursing in Jesus name huh. What a complete slowpoke. You do not even merit or deserve a response. Am sure it takes a shout from LASTMA for you to jet out screaming like a *****. Or even fainting and having a total meltdown. Dude, scram! grin grin grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Fatal Accident At Ijebu Ode Claims More Than 50 Lives by 2mch(m): 10:29pm On Sep 18, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I agree!!

There is something very macabre with the way some people are always eager to post pictures of the dead! You almost tempted to think they enjoy it. How else can you explain it? The Story already state there someone (people) died. . .we know what DEAD is, so why post the picture?? huh huh

Still can't get over the picture of the guy who drowned from this morning. undecided[/quote]Are you talking about my post? The thing is if you dont post the pictures, Nigerians will not pay attention. So many people die, and it is normal to them. They just shake it off and move forward. Anyway, the minister for transport and the FRSC is responsible. They should be checking those ancient trailers and taking them off the road. Also we need to widen our roads and put some rest stops on the highways. Hawkers and sellers should only be seen at those rest stops not littering the road at every bend or entrance into a major city. RIP to all the victims. undecided
Politics › Re: Fatal Accident At Ijebu Ode Claims More Than 50 Lives by 2mch(m): 10:09pm On Sep 18, 2012
HMM!!! and it is always the poor struggling for their daily bread. The same poor who try by all means to preserve their lives, hoping tomorrow will be better rather than fighting for their right. They keep dying like chickens anyway. embarassed undecided cry
Family › Re: A Letter To My Wife by 2mch(m): 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2012
OP, so in short, you don tire. I hope this is not another 16yr old story teller. huh. Let us assume your wife is on NL. why dont you include her username so that we can go and call her to report here. Or is your wife going to spring surprises for us here. Like the regular NL jamboree? Make una try get job. huh
Politics › Re: Kano Town Was Founded By An Igbo Trader by 2mch(m): 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2012
okunboy: Then the Okonkwo wld be among the "Banza Bokwai"... abi?
Mtheeeeeew!! Yeye Fowl!!
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I have laughed and laughed reading this thread. Na real Bastard Hausa State of Hausa Okonkwo. lipsrsealed. Okonkwo kwenu -okonkwokwaso = konkwaso=kwankwaso ---> transition of name over the years huh lipsrsealed tongue
Politics › Re: 2015: CPC Wants Sanusi As Presidential Candidate by 2mch(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18, 2012
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This is all i have to say

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All that is needed is to revive Sanusi's articles and his national political ambitions are dead on arrival. This is why critics cannot be politicians. Especially tribalistic critics in the mold of Sanusi. I will rather vote myself, before Sanusi. This is a bloody joke. Lets not even sit and consider the N5,000 disaster
Education › Re: There As Only Been One Nigerian Elected As A Fellow At Trinity College Cambridge by 2mch(m): 9:35pm On Sep 18, 2012
Quite impressive! wow! A computer programmer in Ibadan to Trinity College. So much talent dying in Nigeria!!! embarassed huh
Family › Re: A Letter To My Wife by 2mch(m): 9:30pm On Sep 18, 2012
Extremely interesting..... Let the comments begin
Politics › Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by 2mch(m): 9:22pm On Sep 18, 2012
gboss4sure: Lastma is an example of what state police will be in Nigeria. Thank God it aint gonna work through. State police in Nigeria won't be approved because it will be abused.

The federal police is already been abused by governors using them to intimadate their opponents not to talk of when they now have full control of a police force na em be say de will turn the state into their papa property
OK, but i guess federal police that assist in criminal activities and can shoot you dead for bumping into them is better than Lastma? State police is inevitable and it is going to come. Dont hold your breath
Politics › Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by 2mch(m): 9:11pm On Sep 18, 2012
engineerd: While beating a driver to death is not justification for whatever traffic rule that was violated, i must say the average Nigerian in that jungle behaves like an animal.
The thing with fighting is that some people are a hard punch away from death. So anyone unlucky to fight with such person's will become a killer. i know these guys exchange blows on a regular basis. As opposed to being shot dead for scraping a police car. We didnt get this kind of reaction against GEJ. So much beef here
Politics › Re: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by 2mch(m): 8:47pm On Sep 18, 2012
Well, the benefit of LASTMA's presence still outweighs their absence. There is a quite bit more sanity to Lagos. These danfo drivers kill everyday and take off, sometimes without ever being apprehended. I wonder what the hullabaloo is about? At least let a day pass, and let Fashola react before he is condemned. I wonder why people cannot let the law take its normal precedence. Are we saying cops dont kill civilians, even in civilized countries? Fashola is still a don, anytime anyday. Haters can go and gan mo NEPA pole. grin grin grin cheesy. So much hate and jealousy for Fash. na wa o. Maybe it is transferred anger from nothing working in their states. Abeg! I actually call for a ban on Danfo's if possible. Let the BRT's and Keke na pep do the job. And if we must have taxi's they have to be heavily regulated and monitored. Their drivers have to be registered, do driving test, and screened for mental illness. undecided
Politics › Re: Facts Reveal That Bakassi Belongs To Nigeria by 2mch(m): 12:44pm On Sep 18, 2012
Duxe: Some people's bank accounts became obessed when bakassi was given 2 cameroun...

U need 2 go 2 ikang and see what these people are passing through..becoming refugees in thier own country!!

Those of you running your mouth, if bakassi is regained, it is still you n your children(non indegenes who careless) that will benefit from the scammed up 'scholarships' sponsored by oil companies who exploit these people n thier lands!

I don't blame you guys...when you wake up in the morning,eat your yucky looking amala n algae coloured ewedu wt shit looking gbegri n diarrhoea inducing watery stew sweetened by MSG(ajino moto), how else would you reason well? Selfish sons of shit washing mamas!

Block me if you wish! I hate selfish people! Mme ekpo nkpo! Unamikot!
I guess insulting Yoruba food is supposed to change the fact that you are now cameroonian. If you like speak pang kang shang and whatever. Embrace your new citizenship and go and rest. Nama. grin grin grin. In 3 weeks you will get a new passport. If you as a people know you are not Cameroonian, why in 10yrs did you not present your case to the international courts? You are still boasting about oil. Nigeria obviously doesn't need it, take your arrogant attitude to cameroon and see if you will not be wiped out. That is why you are so desperate because no country will play naija politics with you. Go to Cameroon and lodge your complaint about oil and scholarship.The Europeans divided the land long before you were ever thought of. Yoruba land sef was divided with boundary adjustment. So what is new? Which food you get sef? Dog meat? Na why you dey para like animal. Lice don chop your brain.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Grows 6.28% As Inflation Eases To 11.7% by 2mch(m): 11:20pm On Sep 17, 2012
Yimu. Anyway, all na packaging. Make i no spoil Rossikk's job here. grin grin grin smiley
Family › Re: Wife Of Late Levi Ajuonuma Refuses To Go For His Burial by 2mch(m): 10:53pm On Sep 17, 2012
Na Wa for people and amebo sha. See as dem just put family business for yonder.


So in conclusion, Debrief may know something. He was married to this lady and had children outside, while being married to her. huh shocked.Anyway, she has every reason to act as she deems fit because we do not know the dynamics of the family. That being said may Livi RIP.

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