₦airaland Forum

meobizy:
It’s the trend. Celebrities follow trends. If the trend was for them to look old they will follow suit.

stupidity:
I was sneaking into this compound to fvck a lady that invited me to her place last night. Silly me was supposed to switch on my phones torch but I didn’t. Make people for nor see me deh Enter the compound. So I slipped and fell into the gutter at the front of the gate. Mehn, it’s so bad gan. I broke my leg(knee). My shoulder feels dislocated and my face with bruises. I hit my face on the fence.

When I fell I couldn’t move for like 2min. I just relax for inside gutter there deh reason my life. Na so I for just die throway untop fvck matter. And I believe the lady sef will not stop fvcking another dlck just to honor the hero that died fighting outside her gate.(God forbid)



After some min, Someone came out of the compound and saw me relaxing inside the gutter looking dirty and blood gushing out my face. I had to hand my phone to the person and have her dial the lady I came to see. She came out and took me in.


So I slept here, Na hot water she take massage my body last night. I was even fed like a baby, I couldn’t fvck again. Penls nor gree stand sef.



I woke up this morning and realized I won’t be working for the next couple of days. See life.


All through the time she was cleaning and nursing me she was looking sad and upset. I think the fvck is more important to her than my life.

I’m regretting why I stopped at her place for a fvck.

I need prayers and well wishes.

donjazet:
The Bible was written at a time written language was still developing and has been altered severally over centuries.

The first written bible as we know it was delibrated and voted upon at the council of Nicea under Emperor Constantine who United the Roman Empire under one religion called Christianity.
Not under "divine inspiration" as widely believed.

With the continuous advancement of science and knowledge, religion would take a back seat. People would become less superstitious and fearful of the unknown and rather curious and eager to learn about the unknown.

falcon01:
I wish TECHNOLOGY will reach a stage where you filter topics with mentions you dont want, for instance Hide all topics with Mention of "Tacha, BBN, .. etc

bluebay:
No no no no. What’s wrong with this country? This is what they should be doing for Sowore. Not Tacha for Christ sake.... We are all mad in this country. Ôri gbo gbo wa ti Bûrû.

Breaststroke:
I couldn't help lol @ this.

What will that sort of man want more children for? A divorcee in my office with 3 kids doesn't want more and he's 46. I am hoping said widower is like him sha
[b]Who wants to be raising kids in old age and paying school fees with retirement funds? [/b]That's self induced stress, we like suffer head sha.

Breaststroke:
Lol, thanks.

I met a widower 3 months ago, older than me, already has grown kids but really good looking and he acted interested, asked me to pls call him during his 2nd visit to our office (he left his card and a document for my boss) and didn't have my number.

The only snag is the fact that he is a client. Company rules forbid fraternizing with clients but I am not giving up just yet. That sort of man will not want anymore children and won't stress me about it either - I'm hoping

technuel:
Tacha this Tacha that
Something is telling me that Nigerian policians are strongly in support of this BBN to divert the stupid youth attention while the looting continues.
Nigeria youth are the most stupid Youth on Earth
They can spend all their time on stupid things that demands less attention
Had it been the 400k people who tweeted #tacha tweeted #releasesowore just at the comfort of their smart phone. Don't you think the world would have wanted to know what is wrong with Sowore.

Onyi22:
She doesn't even know u exist

horsepower101:
It looks like after Nnamdi Kanu spoke up for Sowore, all of a sudden all the people that were silent for weeks finally found their voice.

Kiddo01:
Life is short and also very long
If you get into debt, chances are you will never get out again
Depression is as deadly as cancer, this is when your brain decides to kill you
One day you will die, this could be the end or there could be an afterlife or there could be a reincarnation. Truth is nobody really knows that is why there are so many theories.
You arrive here with nothing and you leave with nothing
You don’t need to be right about anything, you simply need to appear to be right.
You are completely alone in the universe, the better you are at fooling yourself into believing you are not alone, the better off you will be.
The physical world you experience is not really what the world is like. Your brain constructs an “experience” based on a summary of all the information your senses give it. (Watch the documentary on the brain by Dr David Eagleman, will blow you mind).
In the near future we will have designer babies, Jurassic Park and space travel, these things make life exciting
If you live in a peaceful country, be grateful because sooner or later the gap between the haves and have not’s will become large enough that war will break out. There is nothing we can do about this, all civilizations have a sell by date.
Chance's are, there will be nuclear warfare in your life time, which does not matter because you are going to die anyway.
Fact is stranger than fiction
What you understand is laughable outweighed by what you don’t, your ignorance is unimaginable… and then you die not really understanding anything.
Movies are the closest thing we have to reality, the news is the furthest thing from reality.
When you look at a person, all you see in a low resolution thumb nail, every assumption made about this thumbnail is wrong, yet you still believe it… because, you know nothing Jon Snow.
All life is meaningless, the sun rises and the sun sets, day after day after day, season come and seasons go, there is nothing new under the sun.
Better to eat, drink and be merry for all the days of your life.

udoakwa:
this country is finished, God please why I'm i sharing country with this kind of people na