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CrimeRe: Police Officer Smoking On Duty In Lagos (Video) by 2rez: 5:24pm On Mar 05, 2020
If e happen finish, las las na accidental discharge he go call am. Nefarious criminals in uniform.

RomanceRe: Nigerians React To Pastor Adeboye Advice - "My Son Don't Marry A Lady That Can't by 2rez: 9:06pm On Feb 18, 2020
lavylilly:
This is how it should be

A relationship with no gender role. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay bills, we both spoil each other, we both help each other
Your perspective though but then, it would probably work out that way in the next world, provided there's such. However, u & i know that a relationship of such would be most ladies nightmare.

RomanceRe: Nigerians React To Pastor Adeboye Advice - "My Son Don't Marry A Lady That Can't by 2rez: 4:51pm On Feb 18, 2020
Someone's daughter right now dey look Adeboye like

RomanceRe: Women, Age Is Not Just A Number, Stop Deceiving Yourself by 2rez: 4:22pm On Feb 15, 2020
lastchild:
na lie I lie?
Nah buh na true u lie grin. However, the indelible fact remains that age is just a number. Say no more man.

RomanceRe: Women, Age Is Not Just A Number, Stop Deceiving Yourself by 2rez: 3:53pm On Feb 15, 2020
lastchild:
na lie, for men yes, for women na big lie
Keep telling yourself that man

RomanceRe: Women, Age Is Not Just A Number, Stop Deceiving Yourself by 2rez: 11:34am On Feb 15, 2020
Phenomenal16:
Pls what's the meaning of "u r the real MVP"
MVP: Most Valuable person/personality.
RomanceRe: Women, Age Is Not Just A Number, Stop Deceiving Yourself by 2rez: 11:31am On Feb 15, 2020
Truth been told, age is just a number.

RomanceRe: Need Ur Advice My Boyfriend Of 5yrs Is Planning His Wedding Behind Me by 2rez: 11:29am On Feb 14, 2020
U know what, try & lay your hands on that typa roscoe below & shoot him. Do the shiiit so fast.

BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 2rez: 3:08pm On Feb 09, 2020
Z37TFTSV
Foreign AffairsRe: Thai Soldier Live-Streams, Took Selfie After Killing 20 In A Shopping Mall(Pics) by 2rez: 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2020
yanabasee:
Mad oh.
As in

(Mad oh)²
RomanceRe: Black American Woman Looking For A 50/50 Relationship by 2rez: 5:41pm On Feb 07, 2020
khiaa:
You Nigerians don't give a damn about loving her, you all are about using her dumb, desperate azz to get to the U.S.
You Nigerians, you all, just imagine her generalization. So a bad egg full of eggs in a basket label others bad huh? Your statement reeks some level of uninteligence to be sincere. It shouldnt have been U.

PoliticsRe: Russia Set To Deliver Nigeria's Attack Helicopters (photos) by 2rez: 10:19am On Feb 05, 2020
I comment my reserve until it's being delivered. Shikena.

PoliticsRe: Chibok Girls ‘Sighted’ At Sambisa Forest, Six Years After by 2rez: 10:09am On Feb 05, 2020
See as them dey play with word usage. "Sighted", smh. Who sight them & what metrics or modus operandi them use sight them? Meanwhile, Buhari, Almighty God sef don sight u & your evils tey tey. The host of heavens dey negotiate your case. Gaskiya

CelebritiesRe: Shatta Bandle Proposes To His Long Time Girl Friend On Stage by 2rez: 10:00am On Feb 05, 2020
Divinelady:
Blood of Jesus
Blood of Jesus say human being propose? See as i dey look u

RomanceRe: Nairalanders How Is My NO MAKE-UP Profile Photo? by 2rez: 9:38pm On Feb 02, 2020
MYSTIC19:
Hmmm.... Redpill females...
grin

PoliticsRe: Today Is A Special Day In History Which Will Not Occur For Another 1000 Years by 2rez: 9:24am On Feb 02, 2020
They salient point there is palindromic date. So guess Op just wanna school everyone on what palindromic date means. C'est fini. grin
RomanceRe: Tall Man Dick Rises As He Stands With His Short Girlfriend (photos) by 2rez: 9:49pm On Jan 25, 2020
Reichel99:
The picture looks photoshopped.
Yeah buh ain't no photoshop dude. Her name is mini stallion & the dude be louie small69 cool. The duo are pornstars.
Foreign AffairsRe: Inside Iranian Factory Where U.S. And U.K. Flags Are Made For Burning(Pics) by 2rez: 9:30pm On Jan 18, 2020
Chanelling good amount of energy to get a pristine work done, then setting the work on fire? Madder oh shocked. This Iran's class of madness na class capital letter "C".

PoliticsRe: USA Releases Military Hardware Bound For The Middle East (photos) by 2rez: 11:34am On Jan 06, 2020
Oluwa wetin dey escalatehuh

Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Praises Trump For Soleimani Killing, Places Military On High Alert by 2rez: 7:10pm On Jan 05, 2020
Richdad50:
shocked

The greatest mistake that will be made by any nation in modern history is for Iran to attack USA, Isreal. It will be the end of Iran as you know it. Period!

The devastation will send shockwaves across generations to come. Most of you do not know the level of research, precision technology, and war scenarios the USA have rehearsed over years for Iran. They will decimate Iran beyond recognition.

Richdad
Just to back your assertions, there u go...

PoliticsRe: US Pastor Asks Nigerians To Lend Osinbajo To America For 4 Years by 2rez: 11:50am On Dec 30, 2019
That word obnubilate na chai! cheesy

RomanceRe: Breakup: My Girlfriend's Christmas Gift To Me by 2rez: 9:06pm On Dec 29, 2019
czarr:
someone else bust the cherry either before you guys dated or very recently, she won't own up to you cos she knows eventually if she keeps dating you you'll find out and leave her.


better to end it herself and keep her sanity
she'll start afresh with a new guy who she won't lie to that she is a virgin, probably the guy who bust it.

the things is virgins just want someone bold enough to convince them and deceive them into giving up the cherry, trust me women just want someone to blame other than themselves , be that person they'll blame for leading them astray and they won't leave you.
Oh my, shocked thought i was the only one going through this foreal bruh. I can relate very well.
Christianity EtcRe: Slay Queen Gives Life To Christ, Burns Her Make-Ups, Wigs & Trousers (Photos) by 2rez: 10:13pm On Dec 17, 2019
Slay queen's routine goes thus: born again, unborn again & then reborn again. But...

SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by 2rez: 11:08pm On Dec 07, 2019
Lillianade:
There’s no way Ruiz can win. I’ll be very surprised if he does but it’s very unlikely at this point.
Woman your commentary is so stoic. Keep it coming plus more grease to your elbows. On behalf of my crew members, we say c'est bon. wink

From Sambisa.
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by 2rez: 10:19pm On Dec 07, 2019
turnabout:
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PoliticsRe: Sowore Mobbed By Excited Family Members And Nigerians After His Release by 2rez: 10:08am On Dec 06, 2019
Suremikky:
I just hope he is still mentally alright

PoliticsRe: Sowore Mobbed By Excited Family Members And Nigerians After His Release by 2rez: 10:03am On Dec 06, 2019
asatemple:
he counted morning and night
Instead of cracking my ribs, kuku keel me na grin

PoliticsRe: Return All Our Stolen Artifacts - Lai Mohammed Warns Foreign Nations by 2rez: 2:00pm On Nov 29, 2019
First time this chatterbox gonna say some shiit that deserves an accolade. cheesy

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Threatened To Leak My Sex Tape With A Guy Online!!! by 2rez: 7:52pm On Nov 23, 2019
Plebian:
Put a hex on your boyfriend and his miserable friend, they were in on it, pee on the lemon as substitute for the cursing oil. I was raped I know how it feels. Curse them from the depths of your pain.

RomanceRe: What I Experienced On My Way To Cotonou. Some Women Are Wicked(sad) by 2rez: 2:52pm On Nov 07, 2019
stupidity:
I’m so sad with tears in my eyes right now. This world is really a wicked place. cry cry

I wish trumpet will really blow so we all can line up and face judgement cry



I was on my way to Cotonou today and boarded this bus. We were just two men inside the bus, while the rest were young ladies and older women of different sizes and shape. Journey was sweet coz I was on “gist repeat”. Keeping everyone entertained.


Mid journey I heard this young lady on phone with someone that happens to be her mom, she was speaking her dialect(I happen to hear what she was saying coz I’m from her region)

I’m not sure if her senses didn’t go on the journey with her or if she was just plain stupid and dumb. Here goes her conversation with the said person (her mom)


(In my dialect) “mummy, he no longer listens to me when I tell him what to do, it seems it’s no longer working” shocked.


(She paused for some minutes and continued)

“Im on my way to Cotonou to buy goods, when I come I want us to go meet owanlen”

Owanlen means ‘an aged person, in this case, a babalawo’


I turned and looked at her in disgust (she was at the back sit) she knew I was understanding her language and she quickly hung up the phone.



We later got down to get food and water, she came to me and tried striking a convo. SMH. I swerved her. Even if I follow up with her, she can’t do me nada!!! I go too use her sef.


Whoever that brother is, not sure how strong you are but I pity you. cry



Y’all come celebrate with me, after years of hard labor, I just got my dream car.
So u finally got it; 2016 Lexus... Yay! grin. I help u celebrate oh brotherman.

HealthRe: Delta: Lady Runs Mad After She Was Dropped From A Flashy Car (photos,video) by 2rez: 8:20pm On Nov 05, 2019
Etutu ola
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji: I Was Too Picky With The Successful Men That Came My Way by 2rez: 5:56pm On Nov 04, 2019
wman:
I love how she's been honest with her life experiences.

With age comes wisdom and a few regrets. When we are young, we feel we know it all, we deserve it all and we get too picky till reality comes crashing.

I hope the girls who see her as a role model can learn from this.

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