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For those that want to buy things from ebay or amazon... use www.myus.com. I have not checked their rates yet but they can buy on your behalf and ship to you here in naija.

I heard about them some years ago but since I wasnt really into importation, I didnt give it a look.

Let's go there.

2013, I must make crazy cash.

domaining + importation = more money! viola!

OP, you again?

Na wa ooo.

The first didnt love you and you wanted to kill to have him. This one has things you can find in a responsible man, but you dont feel a thing for him.

Sometime, I feel God cheated on the female folks by wiring them wrongly, honestly.

How could a whole complete human with a well functioning brain be crazy about guys who dont value them? How? I ask because you are not the only one exhibiting this same traits.

Awon boys swags rule man. Even though I understand this in most girls to be what mos like, I cant live that kind of life, a life of deceits. But this are the kind of guys women wants. The kind of guy who has over 5 girls and care not about any of them.

So pathetic.

I think you should stay out of a relationship until you really know what you want.

which company ship to Nigeria and buy the product on your behalf off ebay or Amazon just like chrisvicmall?

Hello, who is very conversant with buying laptops.

I have seen good laptops but who can buy off ebay for me. can chrisvicmall do that?

And in a case where buy the adapter( charger) is not available in the case of used laptops, I can also buy that off ebay ,right?


Will I be do people care about the one part missing when they want to buy a laptop? for instance I saw one which the cover for the hard drive is missing so it was glued in place. and it had no adapter. can one sell a laptop under such condition and without the adapter or will it be better to buy the adapter on ebay along with the laptop.

Bludeville: i'm an evil genius, ask my 19 ex-boyfriends

huh? yay! but dem chook u well na...

ogugua88: That's exactly why I must learn. I want my kids to grow up with Igbo.

I'm glad you're here. Our classroom dey expand lol. Happy Sunday.

yes oooo... so where do I start ,the first page , right? happy Sunday to you too and merry xmas in advance

ogugua88: Lol. It's by determination. The resources are available, even in this thread. I don't know if you went through he thread, but the alphabet, tones, common phrases, some translations, etc, are here. Just read and then practice in this thread as we have fluent speakers present to help us

I will do that... I just have to at least be able to interpret so, even if I cant speak.

I will try all I can. I wont let my kids be like me... it wont happen, else I will be lost completely.

Wasbayd: This topic and the opening message from the op realy torched me. God bless the op for it.

I must say I have an active, standing and truly living mother. A mother indeed.

First and foremost, I will always cherish my mother for carrying me for 9 months in the womb, and for the great pains she had at my birth.

A woman of faith that believes in my future, stand for me in times of storms and fire, and interceed for me whenever i go offtrack in faith.

A woman that suffered so much for the sake of her children.

My mother is one woman I will forever be proud of cos in so many ways God has made her the core of my life.

I remember when I had an attack that took my life over 20 years ago, my mother prayed on my dead body for more than 4 hours, she refused to give up until God answered her and brought me back to life. At another time I almost let go of my faith when I suffered injury from an accident, she reassured me, encouraged me and stood firmly by me until I overcame. Also, I would have lost my father long ago but for the presence of her very strong faith in God he is still living healthy and sound.

All this are just to mention few of a woman whose faith is a significant blessings to her family, neighbourhood and community. A woman I can not afford to live without.

What else can I say of her than to pray that the good Lord continues to be gracious to her, grant her and my father long life to eat the fruits of their labours, and grant the same to every other true mothers our world is blessed with.

Bro, mine lasted more than 9 months ooo.

I cant tell all she has done but she was an amazon and an epitome of real, true motherhood. Her courageousness na die. She believes she could enter anywhere and clime up the ladder.

My mum never says never.

ogugua88: Chuks, kedu ka imere? A nom ofuma. Afam by Ogugua. A bum onye mba Umudioka, Neni. O bulugodu a nam a su Igbo ofuma, a nwe Igbo ime obi m. A bum ada ndi Igbo. Nnoo.

kai... u wey dey yankee dey speak igbo like dis... I dey fall hand seriously.

I got to start but really dont know where to start from. Been raised outside where no one speaks igbo, in a benin family.

Bludeville: i can understand how you feel, revenge will help you get closure but truth is your plan won't work. she doesn't have feelings for you. here is what you can do. get a new sim card and pretend to be someone else, someone really wealthy toast her,make her fall for you,promise her a really exciting birthday gift plus a birthday date and get her to meet you in a public eatery (convince her it's for her own safety) on that day, go to the eatery about 10 minutes late and pretend to bump into her,chat with her,waste her time for as long as you want. she'll be doubly anxious,one for u to go,two for her beau to arrive with her present. when u are tired of seeing her squirm, you can ask if she's waiting for dayo and her iphone 5 ( of course you understand that dayo is the name u used and iphone 5 the gift you promised. ) smile smugly and tell her to wait forever before walking out. im thinking if she smart, she'll know that you Are Dayo...there! now you have a perfectly evil plan, truth is it won't change the hurt you feel, might even make you feel worse and of course you would have gained a new enemy for life. do you really think it's worth it when you can simply find a new fresh fish that would make you forget the old one and feel happy dizzy and in love all over again?

nice one dere.

naijathings: SOLD SOLD SOLD as always.
I can sweet talk a lady to part ways with her panties in exchange for my dicck.
I can sweet talk anyone to part ways with his or her money even in exchange for air.
but i also know when to say f*ck you to someone who shows interest by asking stuupid questions just for asking sake.

@fredrickmyers - cheers to you Sir. Please keep a X mas hamper for me, i have been a good boy this year.
@newacca - i hear U, nxt time.
@2sexy - when are you going to kill me? still waiting or have U changed ur mind?
@ndudichukwumah - send me ur 080 make i say sorry with small airtime so you go use recharge ur fone wey U wan buy.
@Me - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*he wipes his shoes and keeps walking*

no vex. Na my fault...

Vikin: You speak as if you are doing your to-be wife a favor by marrying her. :

What if the reverse is the case?

You women will never understand my point after over 5000 word typed. na wa oooo. hmmm. I am just wasting my time doing this. kai!

190-the-clown:


this is why i like desclones

why u dey do like this na? ehn?

mondi_cheeks: my husband monitors my email I will be murdered I can only chat on NL

Then don't complain about whatever I say. But I hope you the analogy I gave?

val_dee: Op me val_dee worse pass your own.

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I am become Cry baby. I steal my mama money because of girl, I steal my papa money because of girl. I come don to her mmaga. she no even let me do sef. I contacted gonorrhea and syphilis from her

deshclones: @2sexy...bro ur biography will never be complete if this your ex is not mentioned...that gal really messed you up real good..that you are yet to let go and meet another gal 3yrs after..she swear for you ni?..o boy werrin the gal carry that still enthralls you??..what part of naija do you stay that restricts you from meeting cute gorgeous gals?..o boy your matter don tire me..send me a pm lemme hook you up with a pretty gal...am serious..desh wants you to be happy.!

OOOHHH.. Thank you bro. But I swear I have put all this behind me. Look at the date this was written please. Na the ediot wey go bump the thing from its grave na him cause all this catacata.

Okay no worry I go PM u. But seriously, I don let everything die since she begged me in the name of God.

Here is her word: "2sexy, please if there is anyway I have wronged you, please I beg you in the name of God find a place in your heart to forgive me" she said that, almost 5 times. she even said she does not regret anything that she did with anyone but the only thing she regretted is what she did to me.

Bro,I no be lucifer or satan not to forgive her under such condition na, she has never begged me like that before.

Plus slimyem and idowuogbo wey advise me say make i let her go.

Na the person wey dug this thread na him cause all this wahala.

dmcdad: No dy bother urself.. She dy front

i know...

mondi_cheeks: the fact that u bought her a phone does not make u rich it jus proves how shamelessly broke she was , and the fact that u had to publicly complain about buying her recharge cards is jus so sad

Mondi_chicks (hope I spelled that right), do you really want to know the real person behind this handle? If you say yes, then I will explain to you.

I pray that your parents live long enough to eat the fruit of their labour upon your life. But what would you say of someone who you bestowed so much love on and some how, you lost a parent. This same person didnt not even ask you what arrangement were being put on ground for the ceremony or how he could partake and assist you... nothing of that kind. But the only thing that came out of his mouth was, when are you buying him another car, even though you bought one for him before.

I will leave you with the thought of that.

Please, if for any reason you would want to know me beyond this faceless forum and really find the kind of heart within the cage of my chest, please click through my username and send me an email... I will reply you and we get the ball rolling.

dmcdad: You knw say she dy trip na.. Buh she no wan cûm out plain.

lwkmd... I tell her dat time o, she deny am. E don dey ust style style wan bcom my friend... Jst dey watch. I don code b4 she know sef.

Na wetin my x knw understand abt me dat o. I dey read body language die.

dmcdad: Hmmm.. Wonder shall never end. Buh guy, u knw say wen d bar finally come, getting to find the true one no go dy easy o

True talk my broda. And dats I been wan kill myself because of she-goat. Because Naturally, I know say I go automatically feel say na my money dem wan chop. And dats a more reason y dat pimples-destroyed okpeke been wan com back nd position herself. D mumu think say b cos I gentle nd no 2dey talk, e mean say I no get sense and no go fit decode her parole.

I bin even wan treat her Bleep up so dat next time, when she over gentle guy, she dust her slippers fos ground and den gbaga(run) but ppl 4hia and off say make I leave her.

Dat my guy wey I say banker bin wan seduce get luck. D fiance dey burst am 2k-5k dat time and na d babe him tell dat thief and witch(banker) say b him fiancé. Dem suppose to wed dis December, bt my guy don postone d wedding to March.

But as e b now, I never give up sha. At least I don wise pass many of dem.

dmcdad: Lol... It is not a small sumtin.

she think say na home-boy I be. I be hard core business man. No time. As from January sef, she go hardly see me here to talk about my looks again.

mondi_cheeks: yet u failed to see a dermatologist but I agree wit u never spend money on people who aren't worth it

babe, y cant u just leave me alone ehn? wetin I do u oooo.

Those pics u see where all taken in school. My school no beans u hear?

dmcdad: More preferably... When money talkz, bullshit runs the marathon..

I like dat and will replace d former in my dictionary. Mondi_cheeks don go my other thread again and go comment on my looks. I just tire for her ooo. make ina helep me beg her ooo. haba..

dmcdad: Y dis ur potential babe no wan free u na?

I tire for her ooo. O boy any small thing, she go go dey peep on my profile picture and even dey Mastur/bate on top. She go just dey follow me everywhere.

She just dey make mouth... Okujwku no fine but Bianca marry am, no b so?

No mind anything wey woman tell you oooo. If you get heart like lion, them go follow you anywhere.

If you get money and even resemble monkey, dem go open for u.

U no go believe this. but e get one of my friend wey we finish ND togeda. So Total come employ am. wen total emply u, u go for like 10 months training, and after that training, dem pay dem like N 5 million . ,y broda Naija woman,many of them just want that money.

The bank staff wey see him account see the guy account, him name, phone number and the company wey pay d money.

U no go believe say this lady get mind control my guy and dem com go her house. my guy say na so dem talk so tey d next wey she do na to seduce ma ooo. she comot everything. The bobo no gree. Him just tell d chikala say him get fiancé.

Why him even share this tori with me be say na when him hear say the pimples destroyed babe wey I talk aboit dey fvck me up. Na him e tell me say y I dey kill myself because of girl. him come nack me d whoel tori.

As I dey talk sef, me and am go discuss my own job parole. maybe january . O boy leave all dis chikala to dey deceive demself.

mondi_cheeks: I'm sure my husband who sells roasted grounds nuts by the robots makes more money in a day than u make in a month

see you... I can tell you that I am a fresh grad but already making more than those I graduated with just 3 months ago.... Lady, I have come a long way and it can only get better come 2013!


And let me also tell you that by 2013, I will be doing my NYSC, a time when most Nigerian graduates often referred to as the worst year of their life... but I will refer to it as the BEST year of my life. When money talks, bullshit works!

dmcdad: Badt guy... Anywayz, nice one there..

Like what u said, frankly speaking, if I don't like someone, it would be very difficult to have a firm gaze at the person..

4 ur mind nw, na ur turn to yèyè her abi? Lol

Bro, no be my fault na... Mondi_Cheeks even they mock me say whether she give me back my money... you can imagine that coming from a woman. I had make her understand that, I have made back 100X what the girl got from me and as a result, she was the last bus stop and a road block for other girls. Because now, I prefer to spend that cash for my bele. no time. If you ask me how I take spend 80k, o boy I can't explain but the good thing is that , I no spend for any useless girl.

And on top of that, with the knowledge God has blessed me with, I will continue make that cash ceaselessly.

mondi_cheeks: but his own skin looks like sandpaper

for mind u think say u fine? abi? With money you go open tunnel. No time.

dmcdad: Gosh!!! This is f**king unbelievable... Permit me to presume that you are either immature, inexperience or ignorant of the nitty-gritties for going into a relationship and/or marriage.

It's alarming to note that, at this stage of your life, you don't really know what you want out of a relationship (don't even talk about marriage, because with this thread you put up, it shows you sure don't know anything about that) and as such, anything goes for you (beauty & general appearance). Don't get me wrong, there is nothing bad in getting to date a beautiful lady, but you need to set your priority straight. Beauty and the likes are wonderful attributes, but they are secondary in consideration whenever you wanna talk about matters of the heart (love and relationship). What you should be more mindful of is the inner qualities latent in a person. What does the bible say about a virtuous woman? That she is beyond the price of pearl(not about the physical appearance, but the attributes that are more than just the eyes meet. One like that will definitely make you live longer.

The truth of the matter is, beauty fades. It's just a matter of time. You can peruse through 2sexy's thread (my ex is dying of frustration). In the thread he highlighted the fact that, he couldn't even look at his ex gurl eyeball-to-eyeball. Why? Because the beauty of then, was gone. She was looking older, with pimples all over her face blah blah blah...

It also shows that you never liked the gurl in question. So, my humble advice is that, don't ever rush into anything with anyone if you don't really feel the spark, and when you do feel the spark, nurture it until it becomes fully blown. One other thing you must also take cognizance of is that, you should work thoroughly on yourself so that you would always be contented with whomever you are with, irrespective of the person's beauty, because you will always come across someone (if not people) that are more beautiful and physically endowed with everything you might crave for in a woman. I gave this advice to my elder brother sometime ago, that he should choose someone and stick with the person for the right reasons, instead of trying to get every beauty he sees around, and today he is a changed man and a very committed individual.

In a nutshell, go into a relationship for the right reason and with the right person, and be ok with the person's physical appearance. Beauty is good, but it shouldn't be the sole requirement for going into a relationship, there are more things worth considering than meets the eye.

Take care and goodluck

Bro, well spoken and God bless you. I would want to point out that I didn't just decide to not to look at her face on the basis of beauty alone; there is more to it. I could also summarise it as: There is a thin line between love and hate. Till date she does not believe that I could stay a day without call her because at that time, she felt she was controlling me. That was why she didnt ask for forgiveness till after 3 years( probably hoping that I will come back automatically). But as she beg me seriously nko,even in the name of God, I had no choice than to forgive her completely.

It is matter of someone laughing at your down fall and at the end, you find out that you have risen beyond where she left you and even looking better.

Besides, my purpose of going there was just to show off... it's about silent revenge and psychological torture and this is just the beginning.

I am only grateful to God for everything that I have achieved to this day, the people I have met both here and off it.


I am also not the kind that, if I really want serious relationship, lay more emphasis on the outward beauty. Even if the lady is a beautiful as a goddess and lack the intrinsic values that of my heart desires, she cant get anything from me. I am all for 70% values or inner beauty and 30% beauty. That is if I really want a serious relationship. But if na game I wan play, all that wan no matter.