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ferhyntorlah: I've a small mark on my face, which was inscribed when I was little. I asked my mom why she allowed it and she said it was done to stop me from convulsing and the funny thing is it did work.(That was her belief then)

As I grew older, I hated it because I felt it kind of spoilt my face. I wasn't taunted/made fun of because it wasn't the easily noticeable one but I just hated seeing it on my face.

Looking at me from afar, you won't notice it until you're much closer.

Now, it looks more like an injury mark than a tribal mark. I hardly notice it when I look at the mirror.

LOL.. gone are the days for that... As little as I was then, na fight o. But you know it is in-effective when a child fights an adult. Mine isnt visible as well, except you come closer.

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joyblinks: only if u knw how long we've been in the journey. u will get my point.

HOW LONG?

Vikin: My hubby does wear these for me.....I love you die honey! Too sexy

you mean "2sexy"? Sorry not me o.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Tash for Christ Sake can u have a say On tis and save my Azzx [/color]

kai.. the drama on nairaland pass a night of a thousand laff na wa ooo.

everybody is doing everybody, ehn?

*crosses legs*

binger: *closes nose* geez! this isn't cool mehn

smell nice isnt it? even Gas-Mask cant save you...

Who watched The last American Virgin back in the day?

You remember that song wey them sing for the end?

"[size=15pt]I tried my best, but I guess my best wasnt good enough[/size]"

Just watching it happening here... come o, person still dey fall in love again? I laff hot mess commot for my yansh

naijathings: you want to pay 45 and you are hoping it is unlocked iPhone.
did you not see that i said it is FACTORY UNLOCKED? or are you blind or you can not read.
please carry your 45k commot for my side...

Hmmmm... I no say na fight na him me and you take know each other. But bro, in business, you have to see things through the eyes of your customers.

You were being rude there bro and definitely just lost a potential customers. Me I bad for that one o. In business, you dont allow an interested customer go. If you see that they are interested but arent having the needed capital, you can encourage them bro.

You have to be nice to people and you get kind of get angry easily.


I am domainer. I sell names which businesses or companies can use to build a website on. This is like real estate and it is called online real estate and what millions of dollars.

What does this have to do with? I have been wanting to sell a particular domain name since November and if I had not been patient with the buyer, I would have lost him. Just yesterday, they finally sent me confirmation email that they will be interested in buying the domain and even thanking me for giving them such an opportunity, but that they will have to discuss it with their company directors. In the email before that one, which the man didnt reply me for like after a 3 weeks, he apologised and also thanked me for being patient.

from your conversation here, people are watching and possibly there are potential buyers. You have just dented your sales

It is normal to feel reluctant to make the extra pay. But I can also tell you that there are ways you could have used to make that guy buy from you, even though he only said he had less than your asking price. Dont be surprise that, like me, he had no knowledge of why it cost that much or should cost that much. He probably never understood what "factory unlock" meant. You should educated him on that. you should have convinced him why it is REAL WORTH that price. That is how to do business. Be polite to your customers because in any business, customer is king! Marketing 101


Just my 2 cents.

Merry Xmas in Advance.

Kobojunkie: When any person who has a good idea what a marriage relationship should be reads the words "EARN IT" or any synonym of such applied to marriage, the alerts go off as the person knows something is wrong.

whatever... I will not want what happened to my elder brother to happen to me. I dont know why you just fail to see what I have been trying to just because of the feminine ego in you.

Yes, she is my wife and she deserve the good things as a wife but she try to abuse it just because she is my wife, she get served fair and square.

In all my life since I have been in this world, I always make sure that when I take actions, people dont blame me when they hear it and I guess that is what makes me tolerant.

For instance, my immediate elder brother's wife was trying to cause division between I, my brother and my elder sister. And since my mum just died at that time, we stayed together. My younger sister left because she could no longer tolerate it. By the time I decided to leave, guess what my most eldest sister said.

she knew I am very tolerant and for me to say I want to leave, even though she didnt take that of my younger sister serious, she knew something was wrong and she became very upset with the wife.

You dont know me and you are just saying things based on sentiment. I wont feed that sentiments lady, I wont. period.

mondi_cheeks: did she give u your money back

I have made 100X what she got from since I stopped spending on girls. She was last bus stop and possibly a road block for otters.

If a girl will get anything from me now, she has to earn it, not necessarily by sex, but her ways.

chemashie: This is bold 1 & meant for first time users. Don‘t go for it except ur customer requests for it. Bold 2 is 9700 & 5 is 9900. You can also check tour, heard is very scarce here. You can buy coloured ones cos nigerians are mad with fashion, u know stepping out with nice wear & purple BB to fit. BB Accessories are also selling fast.
If you are buying on ebay, check how many of the phones they have in stock cos it shows if the phone is owned by individual or retailer. I like to buy from retailer that has large stock than from individual cos retailer would have worked on it & issued his/her warranty.

Okay thanks. As for the BB accessories, I will definitely look into that.

Yes BB tour, I saw that one and also cheap but a friend discouraged me saying it tour. May be he said so because it is not popular here and I think there is nothing bad to introduce it into the market.

Talking about the number of stock they have, if I buy from a retailer, I should get it cheaper right?

How does one avoid the issues of scam or fraud on ebay?


Thank you for your time.

Ivynwa: Yeah hurry up and quit cause as shallow minded as you are making yourself seem you may regret getting married if you wake up the day after your wedding and come across a more beautiful woman on the road. I agree that one should be with a person that appeals to one in the first place but you also appreciate people for the qualities they have not just for the pretty looking face or else you will want to be with all the pretty faces in the world.

You don't have to make decisions with the stuffs packaged in between your legs young man, there are more to life than "miss pretty face" and "Miss s-exy".

u don forget me , abi?

Guys, what can you make out of this when you see ------------->BlackBerry Bold 9000 Unlocked Phone with 2 MP Camera, 3G, Wi-Fi, GPS Navigation, and MicroSD Slot--International Version with No Warranty (Black)

what does it mean to you. I can see that it is black berry bold 9000 but I dont know if it is 2,4 or 5. How does one know.?

Ivynwa: Why does her face look like the face of a (cunning)cunnstar. She has this cunning look about her face, sneakily taking the picture of a man who is sleeping just to show off that she bedded him----that isn't cool.

u don abandon me abi?

chemashie: Here is a strategy i used to know what people need, you can start with word of mouth or place an advert for BB storm & others. When people call you just tell them you have run out of stock but expecting ur goods soonest and ask for what types of BB they need. If 10 call you, you can sample their opinions on that & see which one is moving fast. Like i said earlier, many prefer bold 2 over 4 cos they belive there is little or no difference btw dem but they are ready to pay any price for bold 5.
Or go through some BB sellers on nairaland (phones & tech) and check what people are demanding for.

Thanks mate.

wahabian: U̶̲̥̅̊ c that storm,I dnt really know much about it

okay, thank you.

guy ANDROID: yeah yeah....u pay to their bank account and they do the rest for u...just sit down and let dem du d rest for yu...you cn visit their site to see our it works

what are their charges like. please use a product that you know off to explain. Thank you.

chemashie: You are right!! From my discusion so far, people prefer bold 2 ahead of bold 4. Go for curve 4&7, torch 2.
Note: coloured BB are more expensive than blacks, especially white ones(Nigerian madness for fashion). More reason why i ordered for white & purple.

How about BB storm products because I see that they are quite cheaper.

emmaxman: I am so sorry bro. But if I do that now, I would be cheating on those that paid 4k and you know it isnt right.

Bros, if U̶̲̥̅̊ really wants to help peeps, the money is too much for the nigeria of 2day. U̶̲̥̅̊ are getting money for this biz then help ppl to grow up too. Reduce the money so ppl can knw U̶̲̥̅̊ want to help.

what exactly are you babbling about? 4k is too much? Ah... nothing wey man no go see ooo. Let me tell you. When I was just starting, I bought ebooks, the last one I paid for was website flipping and it cost me N6,000.

You say 4k is too much, but I can gladly tell you that people are paying as much as N25,000 for this same domain biz and from someone who has never sold a single domain.

If you doubt me, always check complete sports everyday. Check their advert section and at lease before the months runs out, he should place an advert there. He has been running that advert over 3 years now. His name is Darlington

If you say 4k is toooooo much... I am sorry friend.

lightheart: @Op, so nobodi giv you 24 matchet strokes for ur 'muguness'?? U can't just mugu finish and go free like that, then come dey form wiseup and advice tins. Oya face the wall sharpali sharpali!!!!

I don pass that level na... besides why e b say una nno dey see the date.

You know how many times she com beg me? O boy no play o. I know how many guys who will gladly accept her back just for the sex but guy, I value my life abeg...

mondi_cheeks: Another recharge card and transport money story

so dump to read or see the date...move go front jor. Afin!

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Yield: In other words, she's not interested.

but she will when he stops showing interest in her,

Joe.:
a friend of mine has a relationship he cherishes so much. He loves this girl so much that he is always trying to see how best to make her happy. He calls at least three timed a day and sends two sms daily and he does send airtime to her whenever he has even without her asking, all in a bid to prove his love. Being a morally sound guy, he does not ask for sex because he just want a union built on trust and true love that could lead them to the......But one is disturbing him. Despite all his actions, the girl does not behave as if the guy has done or is doing anything at all, in fact, she behaves as if she doesnt even have feelings and attraction for him. For instance, when the calls and tries to open up a conversation, she would just keep mute. She doesnt call or reply his sms. the situation is just pathetic but the guy wount give up. However he confided in me as a friend. Knowing i may not give him all the answers, i decided to bring it here because our contributions can be of great help. Mods, you can help it to the front page.

OP,when I see things like this, get mad.. a I mean really mad.

Thunder fire that girl wey go use me do rag. Them never born her.

OP as guy who had gone through what you or your friend is experiencing now, I can boldly tell you that ediotic, thief,hungry and moronic serpent called daughter of eve does not love you.That is their trait. And the most annoying thing about them, they wont give you their heart but greed will not let them stop receiving stuff from you.

Women don't like it when you are being nice to them; you are perceived to be a weakling and not a REAL man.
Take a closer look at the responses coming from the a female folks and you will see them already telling you why it is bad to be nice to them.


Instinctively, they dont want too much petting, dont want mr. nice guy. So all those your calls and texting will never work.

This may surprise you but if you or your friend is smart enough, you will find out that someone somewhere who is not even doing 1/4 of what you or your friend is doing have her heart and even fvcking the hell out of her.

na which kind talk be say him no wan sex her till marriage... that guy is FVCKING dreaming if that is his plan. I can bet it right now that she is already being fvcked somewhere.


If you or your friend like yourself, PUT a COMPLETE STOP to all those calling every time or texting.... dont you have better things to do with your time? It is better you find a way to out of this. calling a girl too often is BAD. sending her airtime is BAD.

Use that time for calling her to do something good, stop spending money on her or girls for that matter and spend yourself. feed your tummy more and to the fullest. Dont ever kill yourself because of any girl because statistically, there are more women on this earth than men.

If you are very observant, you dont even need anyone to tell you what is the ration of girls to boys in this world


At the moment you are making her feel that you have no choice and that she is the only one in your life. My friend change that gear now and let her feel suspense and curiosity. Make her feel you have a choice to pick any girl you want and at anytime you want, after all they are more than us population-wise.

When you do that, you wont even remember that she exist in this world.

The ediot who acted like this same baboon to me, after I stopped calling or texting, at least I freed her to be with the on she wants and walked away, after 2 years telling me that I dont call her anymore or send her text. I just told her that when I did all that that she NEVER appreciated it.

MEN, I laugh when I think about how STUP1D I was then. But the experience is really worth it though and I am glad I experienced it; it made me wiser. Mumu me even wrote a full book of romantic text all from my head. I didnt even buy all those books for sending sms. silly me used to sing just because God bless me with that R and B voice ooo.

But you know what? if you even pay me now to do any of those for girl, I cant because I have completely lost the passion.

Fast forward to this day, I dey chop my turkey, cow leg , malt etc ALL alone... and I am very pleased.


The moral of this is just to stop showing interest in her and look for another girl to be with, who will take your mind way from her. It does not even mean you have to date this other girl, you just be friend with her and spend that time with her better than someone who does not value you.

BUT if she had told you that you guys cant date from the onset and possibly gave you reasons, then it is your faukt. when a woman does not love you, there is nothing you can do about it.

Before I go, take a look at this ====> https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

Good luck!

Koolking: Why did she wait this long?

Is this really true? I have heard this line from a lot of guys. Is it worth the hype? I have been acting the gentleman but been treated ungentlemanly. Is it the mainstream of some our girls that nice guys are 'magas' in Nigeria? Or is it just to give a dog a bad name to hang it?
Throw more light bro.

That is their instinct... majority of them and not many realise it

===>https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

dmcdad: Na later I cûm see the date. I cûm thank God say I no bin waste my time the make any long post. Btw, who go invoke d thread even?

u dey mind people? U no know say many people dey silly. Juts many wey comment here without seeing the date, na so the person sef do na

How about the BB storm? and what are the current market price for the above given models--used models

wahabian: Yes

Thank you!

wahabian: Bold2,Bold 5,curve 7,curve 4,any Torch

Are you answering my question?

What are the most often used Blackberry models in Nigeria?

surveyProf: Don't forget, we're talking about maximizing profit/price here...

maximizing profit with diminished quality.

guy ANDROID: MY guy try circuitatlantic.com for any US stores,they are fantastic...i have use them before
Na the issue of this cheap product,brought me to be asking for how to ship from china and to know the step-by-step.If not i dey ship something from US stores wella

Ummm... so what does this mean? would dey buy it for me and ship to my house? So, that means I don't have a paypal, doesnt that affect me as well or would they handle the payment on ebay?