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na lie.
security 150k
na im boys neva enter street
ita between 5 to 25k highest

Dannieln1:
his some how right bro
it all depends on the location

budget padding.
abegi

all those jobs.
highest na 20k
lowest 5k.

stop telling lies and misleading ppl

dino melaye felt he has it all.
fuc u dino.
u cant afford this.
dah one wey buy landcruiser of 2017/18 model
nor fit near dis one.
e money go broke if he try am

no big deal.
na too comot the engine.
put am inside g wagon
use am fly express
march roadsafety head and highway express patrol coti go give way.na cheetar power.
horsepower too small
jaguar power

the way rita D be jumpin up and changing diff dics
bich im proud of u

u r dumb OP
too dumb
dey act like say na yankee u dey
God punish u.
idiot.
fool.

i pray sars beats u up soon.

who geh time dey highlight points for gun happy drunks.
dem go jus shoot u move ahead.
better settle dem.
if e too much 1k
like i keep sayin
all those sars guys be guymen like u and i.
reason mature with them.
nor go dey quote law.
nor be normal coti for uniform o.

na sars.
who most of the time are dead drunk and high on SM or SK

a thousand naira is not too much to spare your life.
dnt be greedy
drop dat phone at home
or wipe off data complete b4 steppin out of your selfcon fool.

sars they good niggis.buh wen u wan dey form smart and i know my rights.
niggi sars go waste u with bullets to the left

he wee soon die.
mark my words.
i had a tailor
who drank at least 3 to 4 bottles of coke daily
we asked y.he said its enjoyment
he died 5months later of diabetes

miqos02:
Make person tell jimi my friend oh, he takes at least 3bottles of coke daily. I call him coke ambassador

y do abokis
love sitting on the floor
are they permanently set to sit on floor.even d educated ones.
wtf
must they sit on the floor.

sha fuc her.
but dnt cum inside her.
to cum dey sweet
buh e dey hard to remove dic wen cummin cause e dey sweet.

my guy fuc off
scam

fesriders:
Poor brain = poor thinking = poor pocket = poor man..
Sorry 2Shure, poverty will never depart from your generation if you don't tell them if I have scammed you before or anybody you know..
Poverty will also rest upon your children's generation if you fail to tell the audience if you have visited our car yard personally to see accidented cars..
I will be following you up from now, maybe I will be lucky to catch you and sue you to court for calling me a scammer..I am saving your comment here as evidence against you..by luck, I will catch you.

in reality
this is what they call
back to sender

did he see sars 1km ahead
or did roadsafety seize his car
cause if its in lag
say na lastma
normal na.
to strip naked is allowed
jus yo evade arrest

scampage

how much for meter
can it be bypassed

its a normal format
if its not money wash wash
its asking for directions to supply a container of non existing goods.
like laptops.gold
this that.
chemical to wash money.
i carry a safety knife and God epp me i get called by them.
i go follow them all.then stab them all in the neck.
kick them out of a moving vehicle.
stab the driver till he dies
then i jump out of the car.
i got zero mercy for bad guys
im more hardened dan sars

im flying to usa soon
to be a hardened trained sniper

daz y i hate camry 2.4
no stamina for road

very easy
as he makes move.
dodge it
seize d right hand.
bite it hard
he wud drop the axe.
den blow his two hands.
twist the three fingers
beat him
then run away and dont look back
those fingers make sure u break dem with the axe
both left and right

we in dis shiit togeda bro
from 3k monthly
nepa bils me 15k monthly
wen nor be factory i dey run.
guy jus pay wat i can afford
even if na 2k.
dem go add d balance to your new bill

continue paying like dat till u get meter .
i wan buy meter by next year feb
so i can use my electricity in peace and by pass heavy gadgets like pump..ac..iron..bla bla bla

2016easy2017:
pls fellow nairalanders. am being exploited too excessively by PHCN. kindly advise me on what to do. they bill me too much now. they sabotaged the effort to get a pre-paid meter. pls what do i have to do to get this meter, where and how do i stop this cheating

anytime i see sars on the road
i always smile
cause i know say last last
na roger
no time to argue bro.
check my phones
im clean.
check my licence and Work ID
im legit
jus beg me and ask me by saying
anytin for boys.
and i roger that.

simple.

dont drag with sars
esp benin and warri..okere community sars.
na abeg and abeg wit no exibit.
wit maybe 2k or 1k

beard..i got beard.

the day i carry my big phone enter town.im always nervous
but wen i move around with my nokia torchlight
watch me smile ma niggi.ma game is focused
fuc things not to do shitt.ma niggi money nor be BONUS
wen sars flags me down and asks if they can check my phone.
oh yes.
why not.
feel free.

nokia
saving lives

ive been doin dis shit since way back

na dis kind burstin dey sweet for SARS.
dem go open market for d guy head
d girl sef go pay like maye

bich im proud of u.
btw
what phone was it
dnt tellme its a worthless phone of abt 20k value
wtf
u geh time.
d last time a bich ran away wit my samsung note
i jus lock up and got a blackberry passport aft two weeks.
way back 2014

where is EVANS

y does everyone always filter dia pix why

i don old o.
dah year wry i dey sec schl
i dey like her movies then
sandra achums dem
dah big eye girl wey day abuja. njama abi wetin be her name empress njama big eye
way back.

who epp am roll d rizla
tie am for am.
and whr he take dey buy am
dey light up.
nawa o.
see as he dey light up for roadside

at least its better than baaz

all those baaz smokers like olamide
and all other nicotine addicts
to all ese change and benson smokers
white london
dunhill switch
ati beh beh loor
smoke is beta dan baaz

imagine wat these miscreants wud turn to
wen sars leaves the road.
besides dat dugbr..queens cinema area
is notorious spot for sars guys
esp from iyaganku.

dem full dah area.dugbe .
shoprite side
cocodome na dia base
queens cinema na dia spy area

its not even digital dash.
buh men d dvd screen na mini lapy screen size o.

big boys drive digital dashboards whipps
drug wannabez rush prado like and landcruisers like say na desert we dey

id match your head with my fj cruiser
and bash your resr lights with a bad ass G wagon

thread for homos

homo.
u got low self esteem.
used to have that shiit before
but got my ego back and its so damn high.
how can u be mingling with a common gateman
and u expect him to respect u.
wtf.bob got no visitors
hez always alone
no guy
no gal
no neighboor
noting
how can a stinkin smellin gateman be in my bedroom
sitting room
every damn place
wtf
u aint my steward
dumb ass niggi

fuc u homo
yuck

ugly ass bleached homo

she don go bleach

ive ran out of love
and respect
adeboye the new scammer
all rccg pastors are scams
rapists
dey love sex die
God has departed from nigeria long time ago
decades ago.
God of Man
bastard