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see his ugly hard face
def he smokes s.k
hez too ugly and hardened
fuc u officer rick ross
hahahahaha

dey wear 2dollars fake jewelry from aliexpresss
fake ass broke ass .
sars my dic
most of em are robbers

see dat ugly blue shirt wey konga dey sell 1500
all those round neck shirts are too razz.
u go buy american round shirt
your singlet nor go show cause na standard shirt
but once its china
your singlet starts popping out by the side
like say d singlet big pass d shirt

razzaite

boring

men
those sars guys go be omila
kidnapping.
like they said
new wine
old bottle

if they scrap sars..efcc go full road o.
dem sef go geh dia own sars..wich wee be efcc sars
watch as efcc starts busting clubs
roadside blocks
bursting cafes
ppls aouses
start searching ppls phones
if they scrap sars
robbery go be times ten o
unlimited

to open a ponzi b4 weekend
payment in btc only

alignacademy:
And what's your plan?

iyawo mi gan ben le o.
fuckin nacking day o.
hey ay eh hay a ay hay o.(omo nawa o)
apan ahn han ahn ahn.(duro o..duro)

omo pupa ni i wan marry o.
those okpos don dey colorbi
i said
(okpos don dey colorbi o)
iyawo mi gan ben le
jus wanna af a nackin time

had such a long day
iyawo mi man benle o.
aay pay
aay hay aay hay
apan ahn ahan an an

sil

slave
in
love

i got millions offshore
fuc dis high life shiit ma niggi
u in SA
and in SA
SA niggis geh so fuckin jealous of 19 boys
dey cud kill out of envy.
live a quiet life off social media
no.
una go touch small 15m
we no go hear word again
den tmrw
u wee hear that he got shot in SA

my fwend
shut up
fool
we can like to fool ourselve
u fuckin hypocrite bich niggi

quiverfull:
Op, I was enjoying your story until you referred to Jesus as "bros J". That's familiarity taken too far. That's a dishonour to a name that has brought us salvation.
The same goes for those substituting "Jesus" for "X" in Christmas as in "Xmas", and "In Jesus Name" to "IJN".
Please, let's give honour to whom it is due.

my 2nights in police cell.
ewbuotubu branch.
its all happened back in 2014.
as a poor yahoo boy..i dress neat.no tatoo..no earings..just a pair of jeans..nice polo and all stars..i set of to a cyber cafe just opp mat ice..sadly my spirit told me there wqs danger ahead but i waved off and said i must bomb today..having spent 2days at home with epileptic power.i was frustrated and needed to plug

just shortly after i alighted from the bus
went to eat at mama put.
juat as i was about entering into the cafe.i had my earpiece on..my way of snubin ppl in public.
before i know what was happening.
3 sad looking men in black stinking shirt accosted me
and demanded to know what ibhad in my bag.
wtf in public.
next i rem i did not log out from my system.
then i was into check
craigalist bombing
and all my addresses were in notepad.
gen gen.
i was dragged to ewbuotubu where they took my system to one bastard phone and lapy repairer.immediatel dah one used his wifi and connected yo my lapy
gbam..my yahoo messenger.boys wey go carry my check don already send me details offline..
naso dem see am.
dey happy say today i be dia maye and maga
asked al series of useless questions.
lastly they billed me 200k.
i ddnt argue.
i said dey shud take me to cell.
i met several yahoo guys in cell
some bailed themselves 50k
others 20k.
i was now left with about 4persons in cell.
as a poor yahoo guy
i only had my last 25k .
i culdnt risk it
knowing fully well how hard it ifor usa clients too pay.
sha in the end .i called my uncle who had connections and i was releaaed on 2k bail.
u need to see my ipo face
very angry
he thought he had met a mugu dah we pay 50k
for wia.
i was eating only bally and groundnut wit coke for 1day and half.
i had 3k wen arrested.
so i bribe police woman at counter with 2h.
eida for phone use..toilet use ..or buy somethin come.
infct i wanted to buy cold benson
buh dey said its a crime to bazz in cell.

last last my lapy was handed back to me.
but with broken charger and missing card and reader

so far
af been too wise since den men
sars nor fit see me again

tho i was scared cause i received slaps from sars guys wen i said they shud put me in cell say if i see 200k i don travel out forget yahoo.

yhey ddnt knw much abt check
so my format
they kept askin if its dating i do..or lotto..
most things benin boys do.

na check cragslist employment i dey into
tho e don cast

benin sars are guy men
some r useless while others are reasonable

never argue wit them
i jus thank my star that they the type that dont smoke s.k
they were only smokin bazz
cold benson and white london.

dah year 2010..autostat ..sabotech and one other cafe by mobil junction called dercworld.
see as coti dey burst cafe steady.
there used to be a cafe just before dah filling station near agho junction wey be say na dercworld be dia isp
see men dey buy system dis was as far back as 2009.
benin boys dey pay for 1 system a month 25k
imagine pentium 3 desktop dah year.
dah year dem nor born u well to dey use modem for house
as at 2009.
na cafe tins.from ekewan to gra to ugbowo
to basement underground cafe uniben..anatomy gate i browse tire for dia.
inside uniben library for up.
inside uniben computer science

worst cafe ever...vicbiz cafe..ugbowo branch

rich niggis geh more money
broke niggis shud go
burn in hell

qnd yet no stable light
buhari wee use the funds to travel bac to uk
for check up

i cant imagine the stinking smell that emanated from her pekus that moment
yuck
a smell laced with urine and rotten egg..yuck

all accidented cars
he is a scam

u be thief

i jus shot at your sister
bich niggi.
im fuckin it up
karma after karma

odeshi..wow
bullet piercing through

i need 10m before month end

its been long i got extorted .
but all uniform workers are corrupt and useless
esp ndlea
but e don tay wey sars see me
i hardly come out
im a day and night yahoo vampire
neva to be seen

wetin b ab

Bolaji299:
Ab

did u buy from aboki
hw did u know its real gold

Bolaji299:
About an hour ago.. Some SARS officer chased me and a friend at sabo, ogbomoso just because they saw us buying gold chain. Luckily we escaped their brutality but damn I can't even breath properly since then... Buhari pls end SARS right now.. Students can't even move around without being scared of harassment.

yahoo ogume
boiz full fah schl

i fuc for 30mins max
blue bandana on my face
wen i'm cummin

women n dia sharp mouth
nice one coti
beat craise commot 4her body
ozwo

in timayas instrumentals sound

doom
duun dun
keh keh kainu
doom doom dooom

have mercy on us o
oh no
no no no.
politicians leave the tin for us o
na beg we dey beg o

sense dem nor get
buh dem go dey form posh
online.
abegi
apako
uneducated bich
stfu
hw dare u rrspond to several scam calls.
for e.g
what wud u like to have.
can i use your phone
then he leaves your sight.
men u dull


one thing bout me
never talk to strangers
na
no offers shit from no stranger
if u a scammer and a stranger
i hate yall
fuc off my tables
cars.clothes.

in seat of wisdom
catholic church
u.i
ibadan

sacluxisback:
Did you see or hearsay?

yea niggi.
im cracking yhe codes and stashing up my accout with funds niggi

Infamous:
you crack addict

weedaloca

i can twist a towel into handcuff.
na im not jackie chan
im a magician

sunnymighty:
Jackie Chan!

so god did not tell you what nigerias problrm is
and putting an end to it.
the same god cant get us out of suffering
instead hr told u
its ok to bill church goers based on tithe package.
God punish u

the nigerian donald trump
sadly on twitter