₦airaland Forum

OBJ, the Allahu Akbar noise will disturb the peaceful busy thinking mindset of people using the library(I mean no discretion).

This is absolutely the work of incestism. This is what happens when people of the same family fvcks the other within that family circle.

Giftez78: I've bn searching for the historical background of revenue but 2 no avail. Pls, anybody wt a useful information concerning dat shld let me know. It s urgent pls.

Go to my blog.its there

Gej, my city is not an industralized city , does this mean we would be exempted from not having steady power? Gej, I have made a solemn pledge to Nigeria my country, to be faithful ,loyal and honest. To serve Nigeria with all my strenght. Please, be faithful,loyal and honest to the Nigeria citizens cos we kept you in Aso rock.

Chartey: THERE'S NO SCHOOL WITH THAT NAME. JUNK JOURNALISM OR MAYBE FAKE STORY

it can be KNUST or University of Mines and technology GHANA....

no be US/isreali soldiers i hear for al jazeera documentary wey dey talk say dem wan teach pakistani soldiers?

RudySmith: ^^^^ LWKMD! Colombians perfected the art of drug smuggling before the Mexicans took over their dirty business.

yes they did .. but they are suckers now....

Chedarking: I wonder why these Nigerian's refuse to learn from the Colombians...


USE A F**KING SUBMARINE!!!

what learning do we have to get from the colombians.. I do not think we need to learn from the colombians but we need to learn from the mexicans. afterall, the colombians gives their shipment to the mexicans to smuggle through.. its a bad decision to learn from the colombians.

Nigerians are doing it big in smuggling cokaine..

.Nairaland:
Instead of Mali's mission, me think Northern crises mission should be our priority.

That is very true.. During yesterday IEA PRESEIDENTIAL DEBATE in Ghana , Dr Abu Sakara said something about it.Though he stated that ECOWAS needs to do something about the boko haram situation instead of just leaving it to the Nigerians to do..

Boyz n girls, men and women . can anyone answer this question for me. After the amputation of the victim , what will happen to his/her hand? would it be sent to the medicare for them to stop blood from flowing or he will be left to............?

Will lagos state govt occupy that landed property? Cos I heard if there is any building collapse in lagos, the lagos state govt will seize or own the property. I need to be cleared on this issue I have stated.

otele: Make dem come arrest me for London now

Gej& co no fit arrest u for that side where u dey. But I dey sure say If your visa never expire, very soon , immigration go arrest you send u bak go 9ja.

This thing wey una dey do , for some countries dem fit arrest you. Abeg, make una kno do make dem begin restructure various act under the indecent use of computer. 9ja is good . One can actually sit and type insultive words against its polititians. Gej and co, are u reading ?

I love d shortcake biscuit so tey I gas dey steal pupils own during assembly period. I chose to go late during assembly just for stealing biscuit.

bimmyd2000: Hello House,
Can anyone give me advise on Golf 3(2 doors), manual with a/c, engine 1.6. I am just about to purchase one but i need to know the major advantages of the car and disadvangages so i wouldnt regret later, i have an option between this car and a nissan sunny (2 doors)1.6 engine, automatic but no a/c. I will really appreciate advise expecially from people that use the car and engineers.

Golf 3 is a good car but it has got its electrical problem. The engine is very good. I will take it any day ,any time to that of a nissan sunny. A nissan sunny develops mechanic engine faults and also the wheels of the car keeps developing fault ; like bearings,break pads etc

How many of us in Nairaland has been to a driven school for the purpose to know how to drive and acquire a driving license?
I never went to drving school @ OP. I used my toyota corolla to learn how to drive back in school.

tunnytox: Thank you, I will try that with my wife and let you know the result in 9 months time God I really need a boy now!

dont worry, u will get a boi with this technique. Nairalanders do not need to wait till 9 months time, u can find the gender of the child using a prenatal ultrasound device.at the 5th-6thmonth, we ought to know. you can write back within that time.

50calibre: Damn! This nairaland censorship really fu*ked up this post.

Well yes you are right, but you failed to include the factor of ovulation. What if your technique is applied and the woman isn't yet ovulating and then the male spe*m gets there first and there is nothing to fertilize?

It just dies off and you end up with a female child once again.

You are right... Thanks for the correction. the woman has to be ovulating. about the censorship, it did messed up the post..

Logic behind having a male child. You can try this at home with your wife.
People say its the sex position that matters in other for you to determine how far the sex of a child would be. I say, this is a big NO.
If you are married and desperately in need of a male child, try this with your beautiful wife.
When a man ejaculates(releases,cums) inside a woman, the sperm is of 2 entities. We have the male and female sperm. The male sperm are active and very fast in the begining but they tend to die quickly unlike the female sperm, they are slow in the begining but with time, they speed up their rate and tend to be alive for long(maximum 3days).Now, during ejaculation, make sure your c0ck or deick is deeped inside her VJJ very well in other for the male sperm to swim faster so as they can have the energy to be faster making the distance closer for them to reach the womans eggs..

There is still another method, if you want to know pm me Ok.

this is how far men go to acquire a male child. so when next you see a male born child, note that the man must have deeped his c0ck inside her very well so as the male sperm can reach the finish line.

try this out and give me feedback!

Chao chao , merci mon frere from 360command.

Bro, to put on weight is no problem. All you need do is go to the gym . Carry weights accross your shoulder level, lift your head up and raise your hands to the peak and then bring it back to your neck. Make sure you count to 10 while raising the weight and you have to do this 5times. After that, with the same procedure, but you have to bring cross bar weight you are carrying to the front part of your chest, this will make your chest come up and that of the back,it will raise your back shoulder level up a bit. Make sure you carry other weight gyming objects too.. I do not believe in drugs... Lifting weight alone serve as a multivitamin to me. I always felt hungry and I kept on eating . Make sure you eat food with high calories like meat, eggs, milk etc. With these, your body will appreciate. If you are actually dating, your gf will tell you that you are putting on weight . Whenever my gf tells me back then, I smile within myself and say thanks to the gym. Although, I was not all that of a slim guy.

Gym really helps.

We need street light and road light.especially along that mile 2-badagry route.fashola please put light in our streets and road.nigeria is ugly when there are no light(street.road or house.)

afam4eva: I'm just highlighting the sentiments of those disgruntled South Africans. And i'm telling you that if naija were in their shoes our disgruntled elements will also have the same sentiment. That's why i cited the Ghana actors ish.

I just dont think so. During the time of KORA MUSIC AWARDS, wen d south africans were taken so many awards, we were OK with that. THIS IS OUR TIME.

afam4eva: I understand that the best most popular music comes from Nigeria and if there's a level playing field, Nigerians should ordinarily win majority of the awards. But this people are bitter because their own TV Station is giving majority of the award to outsiders. They expect that there should be some sort of bias that favours them.

Mr Afamm4ever(myname4ever), kip your nonsense talk to yourself.are u trying to say that a host nation must carry d day(title)?

afam4eva: If Nigerians were in their shoes they would have said the same thing or something worse. I remember how a few years ago and even now h0w some Nigerians complain about too many Ghanians featuring in our movies. It looked as though they were taking the shine off Nigerians. If Hip Hop award for example starts giving 60% of their awards to Americans rather than Nigerians, don't you think Nigerians will cry out the way the South Africans are doing?

The bottom line remains, if d music is good , it is good. If you go to any francophone regions, u will discover that ivorian music are mostly played . It usedto be congolese music making wave, but today its the ivorian music. just like how the Nigerian music is played all over the continent.We(Nigeria) RULE the music scene presently while the rest of africa DRULES.....

When a music is good, it is good.

does population really mata? i mean if the music is good, it is good.People will just have to vote for good music. Indonesia has got a massive population which one of their artiste ranks up with our very own DBANJ?..All dis african countries, dey despise us when we are ontop.Its very had for dem to say the truth. They open their dirty stinky smelly swahili/afrikaans mouth to talk nonsense about 9ja. Good or bad dem go talk.. Primitive, bucolic, babaric, stupendous 'black' South africans! No white south african will talk badly this way.. We are all black africans, but it shows we despise one another.. Africa, all i am saying is TRY AGAIN.

na all dis things wey all dose filipino lady boys go like.i b watch one documentary on lady boyz in philippenes, they all looked finished to me.

c as dem obolo

Sir, will the new code of conduct entails our Miranda rights which goes by 'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights'?

Where do you reside @ op?

Frankly speaking , the emerging winners that comes out from gulder ultimate search, there is a need for Nollywood to accept them and use them to act a tight nollywood action film. They deserve it. Don't you think so?

Africa, africa all I am saying is TRY AGAIN.
Nigeria is becoming a dollarized economy if truly people are paying for their child school fees in dollars. He went far to give Zambia has an example though it has been changed by their constitution not to transact biz in dollars. Ghana is one country where I c the economy is finished as ever. A country where for you to rent a house or transact biz, one needs to pay in dollar or as they put it 'cedi equivalent'. Its not too late africa, we can still TRY AGAIN!