₦airaland Forum

acidtalk: Almost ALL my Ex (except the married ones) still come to me for assistance and I still do it without hesitation.

No one ever comes to me for assistance and leave the way they came. Even if I can't do all, I will certainly do my best.

Most of them wished we could come back together but mama warned me never to accept back my old and thrown away toy. If I was generous to give the toy to charity, then I should never take it back.

your mama don divorce? Cos left to me such statement is not worth that. You sound as if you are holy nd your X's were never true to u. Oma ga ooo!

Buy a device called fuel guage. As the fuel attendant put the hose in your car, place the gauge at the mouth of the hose and connect it to the fuel tank. As the fuel goes in, it records the litters which has passed through the gauge..

Mgbadike80: mumu in ur mind, ur a professor of english? It's mumus like u that give d nigerian graduate a bad name. Obnoxiously proud when ur not better than those u cajole.

I am 360command.

Ucheosefoh: did u know how many years some piple have spent at home searching for dream courses like law, medicine etc with no success they have 2 take any course offered to them. Did u think is easy writing jamb every year btw I know some piple who study those courses I list above yet they are jobless, unemployment cover all sectors of the economy

Guy, take it easy. This is why they say Nigerians dont speak good English. You are also the course of unemployment in this country

SIR BANYE: How old are you in comparism to me?

Failed. In relation to me CORRECT

logo77: I am X years old, how old are?

I b d teacher.. guy u failed.

D pucy of a woman

I tire for 9ja! Tins r not just getting beta by the day. Wen opening an acct, drivin license is asked,int. Passport or nat I'd, why do they still want to capture everybody on a banking database facility.

cheddarking: I have a tremendous fear of Ugly Girls...

Ugly girls terrify me...

I dont know why...

they are not ugly but your inability to make dem beautiful

I am afraid of heights!

OkwaIfugo: if only bokoharam will stop their aimless attacks on the innocent ones and divert it to these corrupt ones.

na true talk sha. no b only boko haram, all those niger delta militants as well.. instead everybody wants to enrich his/her pockets.

Here is a picture of the Number 1 corrupt nation opening an Ultramodern Syokimau rail station running through as it ends at central part of nairobi for a 16.5 km which will cost 200 Kenya shillings, about $2.50(390 Naira) ROUND TRIP.In the picture , you will find the supposed corrupt president and governmental officials launching the Ultramodern Syokimau rail station.

Between Kenya and Nigeria, who is the number 1 most corrupt?.......Nigeria is not too late, we can still try again.

''New eight-lane highway'

The 16.5-km (10-mile) ride from Syokimau, in the east, to Nairobi is expected to take 15 minutes, while a car journey during rush-hour could take up to two hours, our reporter says.

The new station at Syokimau is modern - it will issue passengers with electronic tickets to swipe at turnstiles and there are also large screens to give train times,'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-20310767

they say Kenya is number 1 corrupt nation but they have 24 hours electricty supply. They have a very good telecom network which offers cheaper service, good banking(cashless(mobile and online banking) country at some point), good tourism sector, good infrastructure, a naturally clean environment.

if i am to mention some negatives of Kenya, not that i know of much but i do know its noted for its high robbery or criminal activity. As the capital city is called Nairobi , also known as NAI-ROBBERY.

Also, the countrys economy is mostly run by the indians though i can say its one black african country that has done well.

In the case of Nigeria, the negativity is just too much but still on a strong hope that things will turn out well for us.. maybe a libya uprising will surface in Nigeria

as dem govt dey dabaru our country dey go na so ma people go dey follo dem dey go. Not wit dis kind of leaders, Nigeria no get hope..

lofty900: dem fulani girls no dey gree go school jor..MTCHEWWW.. Abeg na sweet yoruba girl wey shine eye me wan marry. I be ph guy but our girls no get manners and dem too dey open yash 4 everybody

I hear say PH babes dey open yash well well, i never go dat town(city) c how far.

234GT: I should have married a fulani girl during my nysc but she told me she could not marry me because I am a christian and fulani muslims dont marry christians. Cry wan kill me die.

u for do Nollywood wit d girl. Either u run wit d babe or u stay make dem boko u, we go kan see WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!

I support the move by the govt but i do hope it turns out positive for Nigerians. Let us face it, Nigeria and africans keeps selling or contracting to foreigners. let us fight and collect what we have sold or contracted from the foreigners and provide a means on how we can handle it by ourselves. I still believe that if we remain united and we kick indiscipline out of Nigeria/ Africa , we will solve our problems and no foreigner will solve it for us.

any bike below 200cc is restricted to ply through the major roads of lagos which can be seized..
to be frank. this is bad business for that indian company BAJAJ...anyway, dem don make their money..

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wat d F*ck is infiniti Jeep ? its not a jeep, its a 4X4. Is it Infiniti and Jeep merger? I do not think they have merge. This is not benz and chrysler merge. A jeep is the name of an auto manufacturing company just like Infiniti..you do not call a 4X4 a JEEP...this is wrong.....

if this is for real, our network companies no go dey happi ooo...dem fit just block d service..

delsu helpdsk: hahahaha. warri boiz nah dey kawi last o. If na warri boi, he go blend quick esp wen he cm 4rm rugged place 4 warri like iyara or alegbo.

na warri boiz dey carry last abeg for school. A warri man, na for in place ein fit do agbari but make e try am enter lag, nothing for am.warri girls dem worry ooo. Warri guys na last dem dey carry. Wit their olodo head .

speeder: Aoccdrnig to a rseearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are witren, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltter be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. So wuold you pealse hit
'LIKE' if you can magane to raed tihs

Wow , wat an autistic wirterng

Dating someone who is smarter than you means you are olodo!

Good! Very good. Soon it will be visa free to Haiti been citizens of Nigeria.

Since the year 1990 , I don dey hear words like Repent , Repent ,Repent. Signs of end time, the world is coming to an end. The same word still repeated in the year 2000 ,and may 2012. I am still hearing and reading this same word again.please make person rest with such statement. If the world wants to come to an end, nobody knows.I don't know why people should be speculating when the world will to come to an end whether soon,later or now. Give person break abeg!

Wey dem nairalanders wey dey stay for thailand. Make dem give us some insights about thai and thai culture. Or abi na only coke dem sabi talk about?

An artificial insemination must have occured.

Kagame, his name like harambe!

na to dey use charcoal dey brush after meal!

ifyalways: I don't care about his statement but when it comes to road network and infrastructure, Oshi baba beats Fashola and all "ban okada" governors.

At the end of the day, all man is doing what he deems best for his state but in due time, the end would justify the just.

What, am i reading clearly! is it not that city that has totally failed in transforming its ancient city in a well modernized ancient city? is it not that city where the ground is filled with red soils or red sands(dusty particles). Is it not that city where pot holes na b00by traps. Is it not that city, whenever it rains, the water(flood) occupies the ground floor of peoples homes even in the GRA premises.

idupaul: You are a slowpoke .. Do U know more about the Nigerian Army than me? I come from a family that has rich history in the Nigerian Army .. There is know portion of NA history for now that is not replete with the bravery and toil of my family members .. And I have had my fair share too fool. So U think our Army is what it was in 1984 before the downward spiral started in 1986... Do U know that our Army doesn't have a functional S and T Again , Do U know that the Nigerian Army has been reduced from a total fighting force to an assault rifle clutching GI wearing vigilante force... An article has said the truth about someting and this fool is here living in denial .Get out Joor

nairalander wan kill person wit laf tire! Omo, I enjoyed your post.