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pfadom:
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I thought it's the chemotherapy that cancer patients go through that causes hair loss, not the cancer itself...

Its hard to make judgements When the story is just one sided...there may have been some underlying issues for her to have reacted that way. Issues left unresolved by silent treatments...Bu I think d problem is right from the foundation ,there's little or no connection (yet)..it's not too late though.. .get to know her better, be patient, try to see things from her point of view...try to talk more..dont do silent treatment might work in a boss-servant relationships.. Bu not in marriage ...try as much as possible to limit carry overs...finally u r the captain of the ship don't let it sail off course...that seating separately in the church n forming I no send (or let me just avoid her drama) is u sailing for the bamudal triangle...so help u God

u r still not getting were im coming from.yes not every one is blessed with that shape im not disputing that..thats why pple like tonto dike and other celebrities will spend millions of money to attain the figure 8 look all in the name of they want to look sexy. what fat does is that it makes the curves less visible. wit lots of blobs, excess skin, all over. that a material is beautiful is a different thing, now that the material is sewn into a well fitted garment is another different thing. im not saying pple should not be comfortable with their body. and been sexy doesnt really matter when it comes to long term goals cus it would fade ...but it is what it is mehn. sexy has a definition and its not fat

lexy2014:
women have different shapes. If d lady is question has hour glass shape now, that means she had b4 loosing weight. Loosing weight doesn't impose on a lady hour glass shape. there are ladies who are busty&heavy in d chest region and lack good things behind. No amount of weight loss can confer such ladies with hour glass shape. Its all about d physical structure & shape of d lady

madam or oga sexy has a definition, which is relative to perception...haven said that i also do knw that a higher percentage of people will go for a hour-glass shape sexy. forget sentiments i prefer the second pix to the first

Mynd44:
"Fat turned sexy"?

What is wrong with you people sef? So because someone is plus sized she is not sexy?

Yet if ladies come out to say "I can't be with a broke man" you start calling her father. Plus sized ladies are sexy, skinny ladies are sexy. If she decided to lose weight, it is her perrogative but insinuating that sje was not sexy when plus sized is just wrong

Yes almost everyone did.. But from his story dude took it to the extreme.. A whole day of self service while watching porn? Taking drugs to delay ejaculation? U can imagine how much stroking and aggressiveness his lil Man must have gone through not to talk of the psychological damage...besides everyone's body and how they react to things ain't Thesame...u may get away with it, another dude may not... So plz be reasonable..

beardlessdude:
Are you sure you are not HOMOSEXUAL?

Like a faqqot who likes taking it up the ass?


You're not the only one who self serviced in his teens, most of us did and our stick is still working fine.
Leave that innocent Girl to find a REAL man who can handle her.


As for you, you're not ready to tell us truth yet

i pray make overload and bad maintenance culture no kill am...BTW i tot the rail is supposed to link up at a junction around Area 1 close to united nations ..work there seemed to have been abandoned. anyways, kudos to all the hands on deck.

Ugly feet turns me off... Cute feet turns me on... I'm weird like that

new2020:
Other tribes, this is the demon holding you back in this life...they want you to keep suffering.

no Mr... Nigeria doesn't need to split to be OK... It's pple with ur kind of mind set who can not think like a sane being that needs to be filtered out of Nigeria...a young boy foolishly handled a fire cracker...n The only solution u can think of if for Nigeria to split...even nnamdi kanu will be disappointed with this your reasoning..

Opluzzy:
Nawa for you men self if woman too dey make movebthem go say she too like sex

listen to your self... "too much" too much of everything is bad...If the ration is even 5times to 1 ..im sure the hubby won't be complaining... 6 out of 6 is Just wrong...her problem is not virginity..they need to talk

OK. Sorry o

Divay22:
Abeg lemme o am not feeling fine

Innoson!!! What r u waiting for...?

What is this one saying

Divay22:
What if they're actually dating
Abeg make una leave the young man, if babe no allow am, he












What am even doing here

PenlsCaP:
Wixzkid is totally overhyped, i keep saying this without bias.. shatta wale was very very right.
im stating the fact not hating...
No Muscician will receive media hype wizkid received without making it to the top.

Even tekno he was beefing got where he is without a single hype.
Check their videos on you tube and wuld see that tekno is raking more views than him(.THATS EFFORTLESS TALENT.)
the only ones where wizkid got high views are the songs where he featured "invisible foreing
Artists"

ONLY IF TEKNO GOT HALF OF THE HYPE WIZKID GOT...HE D BE BALLING AMONG TOP U.S MUSICIAN LONG AGO.
#FACT

Mr Oga.. For ur mind now u Don yarn o.... There are 100s of talents out there even here on Nairaland that would be doing better than Tekno.. If they had the platform he has...Wizkid is "hyped" (make I borrow ur talk) because there's something to be hyped...poor dude started from the bottom paid hes dues, won the heart of his fans with his Art.. now he's name is everywhere u r here speaking English...i tire for some pple... "HYPE" lol

ifyalways:
Thanks.
Will contact them.

hello Madam... SplendidTreats is here to serve u with best cakes n pastries..how may we be of help?..

Order now for your Christmas cakes.. Cup cakes.. Chin chin etc...

Looks like an X-Men character

Ishilove:
Don't mind him. 7 years and 'it never crossed his mind' that they needed to define their relationship. 7 years and it didn't occur to him that a woman's biological clock ticks faster than a man's own so he needed to assure her that such and such time was the end of the road when he would marry her.

Like you said, she was wise to have moved on because the guy was unserious.

If u are dating a guy for some yrs and u feel ur biological clock is ticking yet the guy as not proposed...talking about it with ur man should b d next step...even if some how u start dating someone else...at least be kind enough to let him know n end it...N not pulling a shocker on him like she did...lives have been lost for such stupidity...

One can't really draw a fair conclusion on who is wrong or right. The story ain't juicy enough...bu from what's available...dude Was insensitive ..kindof like having a pet dog and leaving it to fend for itself ..twill deffinatly get it's daily bread else were...babe is a cheat for hiding the truth until a week to her wedding ..cheating both ways...shocking!! Can Make a man wanna end it all..as in ALL (the wedding and himself)

WORDS FREQUENTLY USED IN NIGERIA NOT FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY

1. Installmentally:
This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in _"instalments"_ or _"by instalments"_.
2. Plumpy:
Nigerians use _“plumpy”_ when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is _plump_.

3. Disvirgin:
This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is _"deflower"_, because “disvirgin” is not a word.

4. Crosscarpeting:
This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are _"party switching"_, _"defection"_ and _"crossing the floor"_ and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”

5. Go-Slow :
The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it. A “go-slow,” in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means _"an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands"_. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go-slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are _"traffic jam"_, _"traffic congestion"_, _"gridlock"_, and (less technically) _"hold-up"_, not “go-slow.”

6. Cunny:
“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s private part. The correct term to use is _"cunning"_ (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

7. Opportuned:
There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is _"opportune"_. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well-timed.

8. Alright:
“Alright” is a misspelling of the term _"all right"_. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it. �

9. Wake-Keeping:
“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is _"wake"_ and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.

10. Screentouch:
This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not-so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is _"touchscreen"_ and not screentouch.

11. Trafficator

There is no word like this. Nigerians use it when driving and want to alert other road users that the driver wants to turn to either left or right. The correct term is _"indicator"_ as a sign to indicate that the driver is either turning right or left.

doctorkush:
wise girl, covered all her roasted corn complexion with make up.... who do u think you are deceiving??

o ma joko lesho ni... 6inches Lol.. Love this movie... @ur meme

deepwater:
The same way they said the chibok girls were to Seat for their physics exams at WASSCE level before the kidnap and after the kidnap they couldn't communicate in English language This same people would have gained admission to ABU to study engineering But guys with brains still can't get into FUTO

The southerners in Nigeria do not take things seriously except a social media platform is used to drive the point home. In this case a FB post.

Just how wrong it is for these set of teacher and her colleagues to govern and teach primary pupils due to their obvious incompetency and not fit for the job nature attributed to lack of proper and sound education , same way it's VERY WRONG for them to govern and rule you as an adult in democracy.

They are far behind, incompetent, unexposed, brutal, and crassly uneducated bunch of goro chewing and kunu sipping tall, skinny Africans - Nothing else to offer.

The way the FB post amused you, is same way the outside world gets amused when we display this same people as our leaders and president, as if this is the best we got

be carefuull... hate speech is unlawful...bu.u r right though...its really disappointing n Disheartening seeing craps like this...yet the fb poster still feels he's making a point. this further buttresses our problem in this country ..smh.. what a shame...

Oyakilome come and see one of ur staffs o

like if u opened the tread Cuz u thought she's Nigerian n to know the kinda business she's into....

MhizzAJ:
So after all d 'I love u..I love u' plus different sex styles...he still broke her heart.

She should move on

Why did she even cover the guys face

She's looking like a skeleton now..i don't know why some ladies will just be over doing this weight loss thing all in d name of trying to be fit

I can't kee myself over a man

or she still broke his heart...

better you letter her know...then see how she reacts... rather than see her reaction when she finds out herself...
for me ur friend can be her gynecologist it's no big deal
her feeling is what matterzz...bu I Bet she won't be comfortable with it
WTF..lol.. the world is truly small

Samsimple:
u want to teach me biology nw or what... Semen contains sperm so what are u getting at

OK so u know then u should also know that it is possible for a man to release semen with weak or inactive sperm cells...so might not b the woman's fault after all..jst saying

Samsimple:
whether he last 30 secs or one hour he still releases d same sperm... U cant tell his family but u can tell nairaland ha ha ha... I think the problem is with both of u... If its abt d pregnancy then its u bcuz d man released...

Best solution seek help from ur doctor

theres a big difference between sperm n semen bro...

angelTI:
Congratulations Wizzy. You are a lil better than that croaked-voice, turtle-head rival of yours.

SAVAGE!!!

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teamsynergy:
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