₦airaland Forum

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

YOU ARE A BAD LIAR....THE MOD THAT PUT THIS ON FP WHEN THERE ARE BETTER TOPICS LANGUISHING IN OBLIVION IS A LEARNER

There is something very irresitable about thees Igbo women...........Dangote can marry any woman in the world he likes but of all he goes down East...wondering

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/18/finally-lagos-assembly-honours-airport-cleaner/

I thlught buhari was the only saint in nigeria


Thieves are honouring an upright woman....only in Nigeria

cheddahboy:
Leave my father alone.... Nigeria cant do without him for now

his biological kids publicly disown him and you are claiming his as father...........seious

lalasticlala:
Official Portrait. Yemi Osibanjo. (SAN), Vice President (elect) of the federal republic of Nigeria.


https://mobile.twitter.com/DOlusegun/status/599950441510764544

it wont be hanged in any office nah abi

the beard tho

LubricatingOil:
Another worthless and meaningless conjecture from children of anger

you are the child of ignorance

did u not see that is the pro APC punch that is reporting this story?

they couldnt resist the urge to sell their findings cos BAT/GMB/APC is their new GEJ/PEJ/PDP



THE TELEMUNDO HAS RAN 6 EPISODES IN THE FIRST SEASON AND YOU HERE WITH YOUR EXPIRED "CHILDREN OF ANGER" RESPONSE

cilifa:
One can understand when you are still both single and not sure if marriage will happen.

But after tieing the knot and become husband and wife, some women still expect their husband to beg for intimacy or uses sex as a bait to get something from the husband. Many women today still does not initiate sex even when they crave it.
Why then get married?

Are u married?


100percent of the way women behave to men is a function of how the man carries himself....

lokito:
You must be Patience Jonathan's brother

Americans were tasked to not wait for America but do something to build it and we can all do the same

No we the bachelors will not

This lady was suppoSsed to be married to one of us!!!!!

If he married the "go and die" widow we won't be bothered abi

lokito:
Maturity abi Mediocrity? That guy wasted our time in this country. I hate 'statics'

WHAT DID YOU DONE FOR NIGERIA IN THE LAST FOURS OGA ADE

lakside000:
i like d guy (E-money) cos he really fully supported his brother(Kcee), i think without him, kcee will b nowhere to b found

Spot on!!!!

He believed in KCee when nobody felt his craft....I still remember the okpkete days and "had it been I now" song that had expensive vids but the song didn't fly

But today lKCEE has overblown, something his ex partner, Fresh, never had

ascent:
Then it is only half-baked graduates like you who analyse political situations and your so-called peculiarity without being schooled in the tenets of analyses. Your age mates are leading countries and multinational organisations but you come on Nairaland to promote hatred. Take a bold step, carve your own country out of Nigeria and defend your action, instead of wasting time defending the thievery of your mentors and tribal leaders. Get something better to do with your life because layabouts and cheats like you will never find the missing cent to reach their evil dream and won't have a place in modern Nigeria

The Oba of Nigeria has spoken !!!!!!


Why is Buhari and his nefarious gang not inviting PWC to varry the same Forensic audit of NNPC from at lwast 1999 till date; there are documented allegations against SLS as CBN why is Buhari not interested in that? Mr CEO!!!

Or is it Siemens, National I'D card scam or the $16billion dollar and Harliburton linking Atiku an APC chieftain and close ally to Mr Integerity Buhari

If only you knew you are hurling vitrolics at........nairaland allows sha

ascent:
What a brilliant logical comment! Because someone is not from a particular part of the country he has no right to question the thief from another part of the country simply because there are thieves in his own part of the country. And you went to school, I presume? Wake up! Whatever anyone or any tribe says things cant continue as usual anymore. This country, or whatever you call it, needs to be salvaged from your mentors and people of your orientation. If you don't want to be part of Nigeria, then do something about it, instead of insulting those who want to do something about the rot you all created.

What has going to school do with analysing a political situation in a peculiar country like Nigeria

Keep on talking like a baby which you actually sound like

Mr Moral amd Mr I-am a-graduate. Time will expose your puerille understanding

dont think i can enjoy the performance of a pregnant woman

Mark my words the steps Buhari will take on this alleged $20billion can sustain or break up Nigeria

The persecution of GEJ to the extent of being jailed will be deemed as a big insult to the Niger Delta people and the igbo nation who are their major sillies and just anything can happen

The heady fulanis won't have an "outsider" probe them on their resources yet see how sift they are here to go on a witch for proceeds of resources that if not for the stupid lord lugard they won't have been here

Basildvalour:
Sleeping on duty has caused many their jobs


But how on earth will people allow that happen to them

It can happen in Nigeria if we don't take care

aare07:
Where is Our TINAPA money.

Ben Bring Back our money.

I am very sorry to say this but I think the best thubg to do to move nigeria forward is to tie people like and your likers up on a steak. And shot


Anybody who supports and trust this Nigerian government and politician is an an idiot

With all the prayer, church and mosque why is nigeriia stilk this corrrupt

Kenneth205:
She's The Apple Of my eyes!!!


LOL I know I'm Dark in complexion. Got daht from my daddy!!

in husky omota voice "Mama niyen"

why are ladies always putting on tighr stuff are you displaying wares for sale


ladies who dress indecent;y are using their bodies to get what they want........FACT

A lady dressing indecently looks hot and is meant to be consumed like turkey

a lady who dresses well looks beautiful and is respected and even adored

StephenJoseph:
Oloshi! How dare u insult someone who spoke the truth People like you loves bribe and are corrupted. You better change for good. Omo oni ra nu

see this young man forming knight in shining Armour.........go back to the Romance section were u belong.....omo rada rada supporting insolence

Walahi its a man's world


Let a woman in nigeria reimarry two years after loosing her husband and tongues will start wagging

Some will even say na she kill her husband to marry her lover


HML to the Governor

lalasticlala:
National Council of State Meeting, State House, Abuja, Tuesday, May 12. /2


https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/598120989420101633

Truth be told...all these men never governed Nigeria well

gwales:
Where is Ben Bruce all this years when Jonathan was busy looting the treasury? I guess he is asleep all this while

Shey na your groundnut pyramid money abi na cocoa money dem talk sey oga jona steal?

Don't have high BP for money wey no fit reach your acccount walahi

Gboliwe:
Ben Bruce has been in the news too often recently. Can someone please ask him to shut up!

Talk less and act more, that should be his/their motto. I hate noisemakers. Even though I used to crush on him as a very small girl, he shouldn't make me start skipping any news with his name in it.

A small rat like u is telling your father's mate to shut up.....omo jati jati

200 million mumu


man wey no fit pass waec na hin graduates queue up for like almajiris wey go school upon all the suffer wey Pa Awo suffer for una for eduction

una allow okpolo eye weed smoker to show una the wat



Nigerians will finally hve sense in 2019


never ever trust a politician who doesnt see you as equal

a man of his words indeed

the man has changed his words after the elections

i hope u guys read the article at all

By Femi Aribisala
DURING the presidential election campaign, General Buhari observed in his “Manifesto and Vision for Nigeria” that: “The general trust level of politics, politicians and political leaders is at an all-time low.  One may ask why?  And we can as well understand why after years of broken promises.”
But now that the election is over, Vanguard reports that, in a confession to APC governors: “President-elect, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd), has said that he is currently at a loss on how best to tell Nigerians that his promise of turning the economy around quickly upon assumption of office on May 29 may not be feasible after all.”
In effect, our president-elect himself provides the latest edition of the broken promises he derides in his manifesto.  Many of those promises were made in complete disregard of the parlous state of the Nigerian economy given dwindling oil prices.
Father Christmas
During the election, Buhari promised that under his administration, the Nigerian economy would achieve GDP growth-rate of 10-12% annually.  He would create a Social Welfare Program providing 5,000 naira monthly for the 25 million poorest Nigerians; provide allowances for unemployed Youth Corps graduates for twelve months; provide one meal a day for all primary school pupils; and create one million jobs for Igbo youths by revamping the huge coal deposits in Enugu State.

Buhari
He would also bolster the Nigerian middle-class by an additional 4 million new home-owners benefiting from a national mortgage of single-digit interest-rates; generate, transmit and distribute electricity on a 24/7 basis; and build 5,000 km of super-highway and up to 6,800 km of modern railway all by 2019, among other absolutely wonderful things
But when APC governors went crying to him that their treasuries are empty, in spite of the fact that they either emptied them themselves, or are in no position to determine their status because they are yet to take over the reins of office; Buhari pleaded for understanding.  He said: “The expectation is too high and I have started nervously to explain to people that Rome was not built in a day. For this to be corrected, please, give the incoming government a chance.”
However, the expectation is high because Buhari and the APC built them up during the campaign.  They should blame themselves if they are now victims of their own deceitful success.  PDP Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh observed that: “The APC has successfully used propaganda and lies to get to power. Now, let us see how they will use the same strategies to sustain it.”
Apparently, many of Buhari’s promises during the election were never intended for fulfillment.  Many of them were made for the singular purpose of winning the election.  Having won the election, Buhari clearly has no more use for them.  Therefore, he has been busy discarding them one-by-one.  Recently, he advised Nigerians on a TV Continental interview that, unlike the Quran and the Bible, the APC position during the election is now subject to change.
One chance
At the APC South-East rally at Dan Anyiam Stadium in Owerri, Buhari declared that he would make the naira equal to the dollar if voted into office.  He continued: “It is sad that the value of the naira has dropped to more than 230 to one dollar. This does not speak well for the nation’s economy.”  But now that he is president-elect, Buhari no longer talks about naira-dollar parity.  All he does is complain about the devaluation of the naira.
When a Channels TV presenter asked him during the election campaign how he would manage the economy in the face of dwindling oil prices, he replied that he would first stabilise the oil market.  But instead of telling us how he proposes to do this miracle now that he is president-elect, all Buhari does is complain to the newly-elected legislators of the Senate and House of Representatives that the decline in Nigeria’s revenues due to falling oil prices poses great danger to his development agenda.
Buhari even promised during the campaign to kill corruption in Nigeria.  He said: “If we don’t kill corruption in Nigeria, corruption will kill us. So, the choice before us is to resolve to kill corruption and free our country from the firm grip of corrupt men and women.”
However, Buhari is no longer talking about killing corruption.  All we are getting from him is that he and his ministers will declare their assets, and corrupt officials will be prosecuted.  Surely Buhari knows that in no country in the world has corruption ever been killed; least of all in Nigeria.  When he said he would kill corruption, he was merely using hyperbole to pull the wool over the eyes of Nigerians.  But now the time for hyperbole is over.
However, Bola Tinubu does not seem to have received the memo to that effect from APC HQ.  Speaking after the election at the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomosho, Tinubu declared that the APC would eradicate poverty in Nigeria.  He said: “A progressive government must turn its face from the austerity policies of the outgoing administration that tried to manage poverty, but not end it. Such policies serve only to deepen and prolong the hardship of the average person.”
APC eradication of poverty is yet another pie-in-the-sky.  There is no template from any APC-controlled state in this regard.  On the contrary, virtually all of them are in arrears with workers’ salaries for several months.  Even Jesus the Messiah admits that poverty cannot be eliminated in this world.  He says categorically: “You will always have poor people with you.” (Matthew 26:11).
Read Buhari’s lips  
At a Town-Hall meeting in Abuja in March 2015 during the presidential campaign, Buhari made a solemn promise to bring back home the kidnapped Chibok schoolgirls.  He said: “I will give all it takes to ensure that our girls kidnapped from Chibok are rescued and reintegrated with their families.”
However, with the election over, Buhari is now the paragon of caution and “double-speak.”  In a speech made during the one-year anniversary of the Chibok kidnapping, Buhari said: “We do not know if the Chibok girls can be rescued. Their whereabouts remain unknown. As much as I wish to, I cannot promise that we can find them.”
What are we to make of this volte-face from our president-elect who nevertheless fashions himself as a man of integrity?
In an interview with Christiane Amanpour on CNN during the campaign, Buhari boasted that he would defeat Boko Haram within two months if elected.  Hear him: “We know how they started and where they are now and we will rapidly give attention to security in the country. And I believe we will ef­fectively deal with them in two months when we get into office.”““
But now that he has been elected, Buhari categorically denies ever making such a promise.  He now says in an interview with journalists: “I think I am too experienced in internal security to give two months deadline on Boko Haram.  I don’t think I would have made that statement.  I didn’t.”
However, the record of his interview with Christiane Amanpour speaks for itself.  It shows our president-elect can be economical with the truth.
Anti-corruption flip-flops
In order not to scare off dodgy members of his party with his anti-corruption rhetoric, Buhari promised to let corrupt sleeping dogs lie if elected.  In his Manifesto, he says: “I, Muhammadu Buhari, have resolved that the task ahead of me is that of securing our nation and prospering our people, not looking backward to the failed policies and promises of the past.”
At the North-West APC rally in Kaduna, Buhari declared: “Whoever that is indicted of corruption between 1999 to the time of swearing-in, would be pardoned. I am going to draw a line, anybody who involved himself in corruption after I assume office, will face the music.”  This means as long as you steal money between 1999 and 2015, you have nothing to fear under a Buhari presidency.
But now that he has been elected, Buhari is singing a different tune.  He now says he will revisit the issue of the allegedly missing $20 billion from NNPC accounts.  At a meeting with APC stakeholders from Adamawa, Buhari insisted that: “This issue is not over yet. Once we assume office, we will order a fresh probe into the matter. We will not allow people to steal money meant for Nigerians to buy shares and stash away in foreign lands.”
This shows our president-elect is not a man who believes in keeping his word.  He says whatever is expedient for him to say at any given moment.  With so many failed promises, even before the inauguration of his government, it is clear that Buhari is in for a very short honeymoon.  Nigerians are not likely to accept having excuses for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Excuses galore
Buhari asked for the vote and got the vote.  But now that the election has been won, it is excuses galore!  However, Nigerians voted for change: they did not vote for excuses.  When you go to a restaurant, you don’t go there to listen to excuses.  You go there to eat food.  It is really not the business of the clientele to know the difficulties encountered in cooking it.  Buhari asked repeatedly to be president, making all sorts of promises.  Now he is president-elect, we need no excuses from him.
If everything is so bleak and bad, why did he ask for the job?  Why did he make all those highfalutin promises to a gullible electorate?  What Fela said about Buhari’s first-coming is equally applicable to his second-coming.  He said: “The people wey no sabi dey jubilate, the people wey sabi dey shake their head.”
Buhari discouraged Nigerians from being patient with Goodluck Jonathan.  It is unrealistic for him to now expect Nigerians to be patient for him.  What he promised during the election was magic.  What he needs to provide now is that magic.  We want to see the magic and we want to see it now.  This demand is necessary in order to ensure that Nigerians will not fall for this same trick any time soon in the future.  We must hold Buhari and the APC accountable for every single one of the empty promises they made during the election campaign.
 
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/does-our-president-elect-intend-to-keep-his-word/#sthash.2Qm6oEVi.dpuf

Thread for jobless kids

OP face your studies

When u become a man you will not need to ask this question trust me

Dirty stinking animalistic girl like her wey dey claim she get heart

Nigeruan girls don't have honour at all

The tresury was fukk of Oil money not groundnut money or cocoa money or rubber money?


I don't know why its hurting people so much that they sey theur is an empty treasury like sey na dem tax bin dey for the treasury in the first place

Some young people will certainly have high BP before their time, especially people like the OP