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Who sai?! Dear user, never mind we have various malwares just for situations like this: business trip 5.0, visit ur mother for a week 1.1, even valium 2.0 for using the housegirl or sista-in-law programs. Etc etc.

For security reasons u need 2 visit our warez forum for more sturvs.

Or why not install the new os version-linuxwife 9.04! It can co-exist in a new partition and wife 1.0 wont be any wiser. It uses less resources (depending- some reported opposite though dt is becos of their ineptitude)
All u need do is shut down wife 1.0 b4 booting the other. Linuxwife 9.04 is more caring and gives premium subscription to bedmatics 5.0.
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10yrs. ? Blood of jesus!.

@op are u crazy?

dude dont u have the old shaggy album?

let me teach u sumtin, GO HOME AND IGNORE HER!!!!!!

she dey misbehave because u dey mumu, if u bone am, and she realise say u nor send am like that, believe me she will pick a quarrel, which u must avoid (just walk out) then later come back and put ur foot down and tell her the koko, when she make sense small, then u fit beg am SMALL note the word small, else u lose leverage again.

why u dey behave like pants sef, na she marry u? or na u marry am? ideally u married urselves so why should one be holding the other to emotional ransom?
tseew, u get time sef

go home, no even greet am sef, buy a food pack on the way home, put in the shaggy cd, put it wasnt me on replay, settle down with ur food pack and eat, when ur through, get pillows and a blanket, hit the sofa or the guest room or the rug if u like.

after 2 days, i guarantee all will be well. how did u marry with this kind of pants mentality, the babe go dey ride u gaan ke!!!! grow a pair of balls jo

madlady:
^^^^

close ur eyes and mouth!!! what, cant a free bachelor have targets anymore?

it comes with the turf, u know how some things are just worth experiencing. what will i tell my kids later? that i had only mommy? dont worry i wont be cheating on anybody!!!

but i never even start sef, u don raise alarm, a friend of mine has a thing for indians, the guy wants to go to india even if its the last thing he does, well i'v wished him goodluck, i know he wont return in one piece!!!!

@ madlady, dont u have fantasies, maybe for me?

madlady:
Me too, but I fear being taken for a MUMU more.

wats with this mumu thing sef? u no dey hear word shey? see it doesnt work that way, consult me for better insight

@ topic, not being self sufficient. the thot is real debilitating, imagine having to rely on someone for anything? haa!! God forbid, its either i do it for me on my own way, at my own time, or its not for me, simple.

Dear God, please never punish me by making me depend on anyone for any of my hearts wishes and goals! Amen!!!!

^^ cant a guy be curious anymore?

hmmn, it seems i have to frequent china town a lot more hmmmnnnnnnnn ^strategising


ha let me add that to my to do list of experiences before i die!, have a chinese chick, hmmn wonderment dey catch me.

well sha dey may be better than all those ugly europeans (germans esp) very ugly pple

pls how did u toast them? wondering cos i only have experiences with nigerian girls and one american,(she no gree sef) she say i too big, say i go big down there and she is scared honest to God, at ikoyi club, plus the girl mama sef be like e go shoot me!!!!


so oya toasting techniques, aggression in chasing, persistence, flowery yarns etc, fill me in my guy

ended mine cos the babe simply had no respect for me!!!
or how do u explain:

moving out of lagos to another state and telling me 'i cant tell u the reason cos u wont understand"

refusing to get a job no matter how small inspite of my entreaties and efforts at helping with  getting one

asking me to beg for her to come see me once in three months

never picking fone calls (call back maybe at times the next day with a very ridiculous excuse

demanding for money cos "you are working i'm not"

whining and picking ridiculous quarrels with very insecure tripe, a-la, why do u sound so low, u dont tell me u love me anymore (person wey i no see for 5 months, wey no go gree pick fone or will pick and be answering opposite of what i say)

my mama did'nt raise no fool, of course i knew what was happening, i just decided to go along with the flow to see where the mumu will end up, when i got tired, i blocked her number. there is nothing so funny as stringing a mumu along letting the dunce think you are being had, whilst getting kicks.

now am just cool, call her once in three months to say hi, afterall we no fight na, shebi loverboy dey there camp am for house, we shall see saw, cos i have access to certain info am very sure he doesnt and when he eventually know, it will take the patience of job for him to stay and get married,

right now im waiting for the come-back attempt, e go funny die

eeeewwww, u mean y'all actually dating chinks?

how did they even like u in the first place, plus man how does that go? them very small sized folks ,

how was the bedroom acrobatics?


sorry am only curious, so strange to me. chinese hunh? or chinese-american?

cos to me dating a full chinese woman, hell u belong with ye gods in olympus ;Ds

hehehehehehehe

IWAN DIE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEI!!!!!! chineke mei!!

but really looking at this from afar, i def think this is just transferred aggression from other threads/encounters

personally, i fail to see what 190 has posted to warrant the initial attack by fubiluv, @ 190 u sure say una neva toast una sef b4?

anyways 190 is attracted to somebody, and yes you can get a lot of vibe from talking to people, hell something is meant to attract you in the first place, abi pple walk around with "IM your WIFE/HUSBAND ON THEIR FOREHEADS"? NO!!

when he said should i go for it, it meant shld i attempt to toast this gal so we possibly take it from there!!!! and that is not a crime or wrong

all u gals making noise, most of tghe guys who ever walked up to u probably did so because of the size of your t!ts or a$$,  believe it or not. this guy even has a convo to go by, is that for flesh alone too?

@ haters get a life

@ 190, Ride on JARE, do what u have to no pain no gain, if u dont attempt, how u wan get the 'one' ?

(and stop breaking NL chicks hearts eh, the babes dey vex 4 u wella )

aieromon:
Rubbish

seconded. infact echoed loudly.

i really dunno, but texazzpete, i have not used an iphone recently so i really am not speaking from all angles BUT:
i most def think that as a user, a tablet that does all my normal stuff (pc stuff) is worth more and more useful than a tablet running a phone os!!

i mean from where am standing (ignorantly) its not even a contest, thats like a pc vs an oversized fone, why will the oversized fone be better? the fone is useful becos of portability but in this case, there is no portability here!!!


anyway i think all this buzz about ipad is more about the wow factor (effizy sturvs) tablet, tapping on the screen etc, the Chink does that too incidentally.


Anyway, HP are due to launch one too with win7, so even if the chink factor is a problem, at least we now have a good manufacturer
apple wins with battery life, but if thats all it offers then too bad, i rather prefer my usual pc + effizy

careytommy:
Pls i rl nd d crack or codes for any of KISS 2009/ 2010, Eset 2010. What happen was afta i part formated my acer 5315 vista, a guy i met told me to use rising AV.i dont know what he did wit d registry afta i told him i wanted to limit access to admin but since then, only my username n password was allowed on d lap. I thus had to give my username and password to other users(d exact opposite of what i wanted ) meaning they could access my folders and run programs. I really need d codes so i could clear this registry issue which is the alpha of all my problems

@ careytommy, sorry bro, u have to speak to deji2009, he is the winblows guru, they guy worry i swear.

actually my issue is i dont understand u, u probably need to explain small small, [s]na school cert i get i no go school[/s]!!!!

start with the OS and make and model of pc

secondly, for keys for those warez, i really cant help u. am not a warez person. my personal pc runs linux. i only use windows @ work and i stick to avira free version. check the underground sites na, but 2 my best knowledge all those antivirus coys now block keys indiscriminately so stick to a good free version. (abi u dey go p0rn sites so much )

@xtreme, yes oooooooooooo!!1!!!!!!!

thanx a bunsches my man, dem don free me naw!!!!!

na make i dey oppress una with shots naw, only say i never get shot up to 1mb since yesterday o, chai. i dey suspect that v3 guy, he is consuming my bandwidth

delyjoks:
i have a problem uninstalling myAvast anti virus. presently i am using rising internet and its requiring me to uninstall the antivirus but i couldn't uninstall it. how do i solve the problem?

google for avast uninstall utility, download it and run. chikena

Hip hip hooray!

Am back! Thanx 2 seun et oyb. Mo lenu bi ponponponpon!

All my fans, thanx-a-bunsh! Ah, now infoseye u see say my parol different?


Oya naw lets--- go there!

@ ro u sef no try! Where u wan see all, even fox sef neva pass E 19, u wey dey pirate wan do all!

U sef nor try.

unfortunately i think u may have to use the original from opera.

samsung fones are so finicky and useless, u cant even bluetooth apps to them and they will install and work.

and when u download, its when the download is thru that it will then tell u that the app is not compatible.

stay away from them. too bad but u can always try, i remember when i had D800, i stumbled on a 4.2 mod that installed, i was so happy only to find out that the tweaks wont work on the useless fone. the fone is somewhere under my bed now

the chinese one is more or less a regular pc, it runs windows 7 and other such os

the real ipad runs on iphone os,

the chinese one has the adv of being just regular kinda, but the real one has various stints abeg, check the specs for it on other threads or thru google.

were it not for quality concerns, the chink works for me hands down

@ solaree, hmmn, big boi, u no dey pick call again ko?

@ v3 na u dey reign o, make una show me the way o, i don lost small

@solaree e be like u no current. Check back this thread see my killer shot using multiget on ubuntu. Any way sha i go show anor with idm. Watch out.


@v3 my man how man 4 do na? Still no offer of brief o! No be money i take to post speed? Stingy geeks @ all

phizz:
@ 4llerbuntu, no come dey give us bread without butter or better still MOi MOi

u be lawyer for computer piracy, na u be the defence lawyer for www.thepiratebay
u no fit even win case

well, piratebay are entitled to their hour in court as they are also innocent of any imagined wrongdoing till other conclusively proven!! that said, guy abi u fit hook me up? i dey serious all of una dey laugh, i dey find brief, that piratebay go be jackpot o, dollars men, i go cut u o!!!

as for bread and moi-moi, u no even happy say u chop!! half loaf is better than akamu o!

Mobinga:
I DON DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U don spoil my computer

wetin?
no be you find trouble? next time you go need dictionary i swear!!!, plus i hope say ur pc no dey understand yoruba or igbo, becos by the time i finish na error error e go dey write


ONCE AGAIN, NO MAGIC FOR SPEEDS, NA DIVIDEND OF DEMOCRACY. JOIN PDP AND SEE HOW FAR

Besides wats d source of d aq? It could be bad. I use a precracked m it works fine

Thats strange! I use 5.18.

U knw wat, completely uninstall, delete d folder and profile in program files n document n settings, run ccleaner.



Restart pc and install again

Thats strange! I use 5.18.

U knw wat, completely uninstall, delete d folder and profile in program files n document n settings, run ccleaner.



Restart pc and install again

@ mobinga wetin u mean? U wan besmirch and impugn my hard earned and jealously guarded stellar reputation as an upstanding member of our esteemed and vibrant, ever useful and dynamic cyber-wonderland known also as nairaland?


LMAO! Dude some of us are platinum mtn customers o! Until you show by varnished, unimpeachable hard evidence to the contrary, i remain for all intents and purposes a good customer!


D speeds na dividend of democracy na!

WHAT!!!

thank God They Practically dont exist here!!!
trains i mean!!

but ahan why naw? dnt worry i aint purrfect too, just honest enuf to know my deficiencies!!!

whats with you anywayz, i aint the one who goes and rejects brand new car gifts

you always get what u deserve!!! simples really

you folks always whine and complain, but a lot of pple i know who always go the "victim" route simply are people who dont truly deserve the great people.

for instance, u meet people who know that deep down they do not connect with anybody, lack that human ability to connect on many levels, simply cannot go out of their way to be really nice to folks around them (always having this "im gonna be taken for granted" mentality)

thing is most folks can sense things about others, but may just not be able to express their intuitions

waiting for Mr/mrs perfect is quite alright but how close are you to perfect anyway?
you expect someone to come into your life to simply fall in love with you so much that he/she will simply accept EVERY wart and pockmark in you physically, emotionally etc.

have u even tried to smoothen the potholes in your own personality? TRIED TO BE TRULY BEAUTIFUL INSIDE?

U GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!!! PERIOD

its antkenny again!!!!!

u know i stand by my former assertion about u!!!!!!!
whether or not ur telling the truth.!!!!!!


well @ topic, shizzle is caused by all u folks who simply like to live in an idealistic world!!
am in love/lust/watever bla bla bla.

ESP guys, i find often that most guys i know, i can tell them stuff abt their girlfriends within 10 mins of meeting her that they will in future after 2 yrs dating tell me they were just discovering!!!! ridiculous!!!

to each their own wahala abeg, if u cant tell that ur new babe is a major nag and B"itc"h within a week then u probably deserve the drama you get!

@ gangstaboo, hey big ups girlfriend!!!!

dont mind all these bloody nigerians, they dont know what they want. in one breath they complain that foriegners dont like or understand them enough, in the very next breath they whine when a foriegner like you tries to integrate with them. silly.

The babes are probably pissed you dating a black nigerian guy (how thats ur problem i dunno, ignore them!!)

never mind if its real fufu or some mod, suffice to say girl, welcome to some REAL GOOD FOOD!!!

now u need to go the whole nine yards, there absolutely DELICIOUS NIGERIAN MEALS BABE, have ur fill.

word of caution though, go easy man, we talkin lotsa carbs, so u dont end up like one of them nigerian babes with arms and thighs like giant pork chops!!