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GOD

N600 for a plate of soup with two wraps of fufu.😊✌️

I'm not a car technician but Kia to dey get brain box malfunction.

Humans ability is limitless

If not Tech, try Teach or Agro

Your landlord fit be civil servant

With GOD all things are possible.

And nothing has anyone which wasn't given him/her by GOD.

Congratulations to Hilda!

Megabig:
I know the neighbor won’t ask nicely, just meet a generator repairer and ask him how you can use a spammer to quickly turn your voltage to the highest, when next he connects and gets into his apartment, unplug all your appliances and get to work, just turn the voltage to the highest and wait till you hear him screaming “Jesus”!!!… Cunny man die, na cunny man go bury am

He will count his losses and will not try it again

No police, No quarrel, no lawyer and no drama… everyone will be alright

TheBTCinvestor:
Asmodeus gbuo gi there

I rebuke you in the Mighty name of JESUS CHRIST, AMEN!

Op, You were overpowered by the demon called Asmodeus.

Just fast and pray for at least 3days.

Meditate on 2 Corinthians 5:17 and believe in the WORD.

As easy as that, your problem is over.

Congratulations!

Thank you, Mr. President!💯😎

Iya mmi!!

Utọ mkpọ mkaidem ado mi o�

Served for Service

To surrender, is to be brave!

It is well with the righteous, it is well with the living!

Ladies and gents, I would say; "A living church mouse is better than a dead circus elephant".

Finally, Love GOD, love others, love yourself!

#SayNoToAllVices for better days are ahead!!!

Omexx:
Though one thing is sure . It’s assessment process os different depending on the role you applied for.There are some that will start with ODV first, then the Game and vice versa

You're up-to-date no doubt.

But it's apparent that all who applied for the "Graduate Program" are on same course so far.

Omuka:
See this

Everything being equal, wasn't it supposed to be STAGE 2 for ODVI?

My opinion

From my critical study and observations, in the image below is the simplified method of how to solve the problems.

All the best!

My blood is Nigerian.

One love will keep us together!!

Zanzibar1:
I have come here to raise this issue because i believe someone must have passed through what i am going through at the moment.

There is this Lady i met in March, she is super classy and has all the curves and looks like a model. What brought us together was just a friendly convo and a friendly tease that i admire her nails and since then she has been all over me.
She asked me if i lived alone and i told her i currently stay with a friend because i just relocated to the city based on job hunting levels. She asked what my plan was and i told her that i would like to first get an apartment while i sort out other things.

I don't know what exactly she does for a living although she said she sells women hairs, bags and shoes. I have actually seen her post them on her whatsapp. What surprise me the most was that she doesn't deny me access to her phone. This made me to loosen my grip a bit regarding my phone privacy ... Then one day, she saw a loan app message requesting me to pay my outstanding debt, she asked me how come and i told her the truth that i was seriously broke and i wanted to take her out. I wanted the two of us to go swim together and have fun. And that was why i took the loan. She frowned and asked why i was stressing myself to impress her .
She transfered some money to me to offset the debt. it all happened like juju. i am still trying to wrap my head around that.

I am trying my best to fit in with her but something is really off somewhere. I don't want to assume i know entirely what she does for a living but then, i have grown to really admire her. I wouldn't want to call it love but all my thoughts are always about her nowadays . Like 4 days ago i questioned her about some friends of hers i saw on her icloud and since then she has been giving me tough time.

Lately, she told me point blank that if i cant get my own apartment, she'll have to stop dating me. she said she is ready to even pay part of the money involved but a nigga got nothing to afford even a face me and face you room. I have tried my best to explain to her how i am even surviving and how broke i am to get a 150k self con. She keeps saying i am going to get a job and ill be fine, that i am a man and i will certainly raise the money if she as a lady can raise part of it.

I dont know why she believes so much in that tho cuz i have been very opened to her. My mind has been filled up and i dont have anyone to share it with thats why i brought it here. i have my doubts about her but i love her .

Please pardon any typos, i am writing this straight from my heart

OP from the emboldened above, I hope you've been able to confuse us and not convince us that you have been convicted.

Hello,

1. I wish to know how much k24z1 oil pump (tokunbo) for Honda CR-V 2010 costs.

2. And a complete set of its "Metal/main bearings."

Thanks

girlygirlyMain:
Stop going into sexual relationship with a woman you know you will NOT MARRY oh.

No go reduce your destiny to 1mb
Na transaction una do so.
Train in school for sex.

Ask God for forgiveness of the fornication, go for a proper deliverance and stay spiritually CLEAN!!!

Highly Spiritual

But we're all humans with many weaknesses.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
Let's leave god out of this and talk about reality. You brought up a very good point you need to know a tall building is made by floors and when the building is collapsing each floor of the building act like a suspension, each floor needs to call up one by one which reduces the speed of the collapse watch this video from September 11th and you will get what I am saying that the collapsing of the building is reduced. How do you think 11 people were pulled out of World Trade Centre alive. Nobody from floor 50 below was pulled out alive. A lot of disasters it is also the same thing with building collapses the people on the higher floors have better chances of surviving because there is no mass and inertia on top of them. Something in motion stays in motion but when you have something which prevents the motion from existing like each floor actually has to collapse individually which reduces the speed of the collapse that is why when you look at the World Trade Center building, as the building started collapsing from top to bottom when did coal of started getting to the lower floors the speech started reducing. Just watch as the the collapsed get to the lower floors the speed reducers

Sincerely, what we don't know is bigger than us.

GOD is real, even science cannot comprehend His work of creation, my sister!

From Issac Newton's law of Inertia, nowhere is safe, safer or safest!

Only GOD ALMIGHTY can decide who should survive any disaster.

This is a laughing matter o


Op, thank you for this stress relieving therapy.

MisterKennedy:
Amen Sir. May God's hands always be upon you and may His presence never leave you Sir.

AMEN!
I feel so privileged and honoured to be blessed by your act of kindness.

God will forever be gracious to you, brother.

Thank you so much!

MisterKennedy:
Very nice advice bro. You also indirectly adviced me. I respect you bro.

It's my pleasure, brother.

But all glory be to God, Almighty.

First, first you are very okay!
NOTHING is wrong with you!

I guess you're beginning to experiencing one of the symptoms of depression.

Meaning: It's time to "Leave Your Comfort Zone!"

This is because you're getting to understand life and why you should start becoming RESPONSIBLE and INDEPENDENT.

The following should help;

1. Contact your friends (the reliable ones) to get connected so you'd get busy with profitable discussions and trends.

2. Go out and source for a job or start a trade, lots of opportunity are OUTSIDE.
DO NOT MIND THE PAY JUST YET

BTW: STOP watching ALL FORMS of Adult content.

Last, last you'll give all glory to God!!!

lied:
Where is the picture of the anus?
How are we sure it is even pile

I found your statement so hilarious, yet dunno why.

E be like you don see Camel mouth through a magnifying glass before.

AfroKnight:
Does it work? Even if it does, it’s counterproductive as you are stuck with that person whether you have fallen out of love or not.

Anyone who allows himself to be deceived into taking such an oath is a reckless mumu.

I would say, fall out of interest/understanding because surely, either party or one party MUST become irksome .

Could I be the only one seeing the scrabbled word, SATANIC on the pendant??
Abi na SAINT

Ex spiritu est corporalis

What is Shifting Cultivation?
Shifting Cultivation is a traditional way of farming in which a farmer cultivates a plot of land for about 2-3 years then leaves the land fallow for some years 5-6 years for a new land to farm.

0. Be honest to you and people.

WhiteRuler:
First of all, apologies for any errors you may come across as I am not at the right frame of mind now.

Secondly, this post is 100% real about my life. So nothing is fake in it.

I'm a man, precisely 33 years old. I graduated from the University in 2019 at age 31. You may ask why I was still in school till that age. Well, I have realized that family/parental background matters a lot in a child's life no matter how people try to twist the fact. My family/parental background wasn't a good one educationally and financially as my parents were just petty traders and this has contributed negatively in achieving my goals and aspirations in life. With the above, you can deduce that there was no sources of funding for my tertiary education so I had to find a job after my secondary school while very ambitious about my furthering my education because I always believed in acquiring education up to university level. This led me to doing several odd jobs such as construction site labourer, security guard, cleaning, barbing, hawking, even to remove soak away and many others just to feed and see myself through school. Let me also add that @33 now, there are some jobs I can't do again because of some changes in my health system occasioned by some of the odd jobs I exposed myself to. For example, any strenuous job now is not for me as it makes me breath heavily like an asthmatic patient; any job that requires standing for long or bending down not for me due to broken waist (although these might be solvable issues but for now, I can't tell cos I have no money to visit health facility).

Moving on, while I may be thanking God for the academic success (even though the school is yet to issue me certificate) but I'm having strong feelings about myself. I feel like I have failed in life. I feel like I am a failure. My mates who got admission into university immediately after secondary school are gainfully employed today, living in comfortable apartment (built or rented), married with kids, have their own car and generally doing well. Even the ones who didn't further but venture into learning trade are doing well too. On the other hand, at 33, I have virtually nothing to show for it. Still living in one thatch house, poor, hungry and starving, no wife, no kid(s) (not even a serious girlfriend), no job, no car and nothing to show for my 33 years on earth. This is why I'm feeling like I have failed in life and it has made me to always be ashamed of myself and always trying to avoid meeting my mates who are doing well.

Also, looking at the country Nigeria, most employers recruit under 30. @33, what are my chances of
landing a good job if I refuse to forge age and go for service but collect exemption letter? What are even the possibility of getting a job as I have no capital for business? Note: between 2019 and now, I've learnt several online money making skills but yet to make a kobo out of it all. Note also: ordinarily, I wouldn't seek employment (private or government) because I'm multi talented e.g in football, entertainment or business but these talents need money to develop which is what I'm lacking.

My questions:
Please what do you all think? Do you think I have failed or I'm a failure in life? What is the future holding for me? As at today, the only thing I can boast of is "I am a graduate". Nothing more...like I said, poor, hungry and starving.

Help me with good pieces of advice please before my mind begins to consider evil as fastest way of making money. Thanks.

YOU FAILING TO REALIZE EARLIER THAT "LIFE ITSELF IS AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR" DOESN'T MAKE YOU A FAILURE BRO.

BTW, "who hasn't failed hasn't tasted success".

Turn to God, believe and trust in HIM, praise HIM always, for HE will surely make a way for you.

REJOICE BRO, FOR GOD IS GOOD AND HIS MERCIES ENDURES FOREVER!

uc4uandc:
NEVER DATE AT WORK PLACE
(A personal experience)

Amongst trainees were beautiful ladies of all shapes and sizes and intelligence.
The first day I saw my girlfriend, I didn't feel anything, she's very young and beautiful and opposing too (one of my likes about women). I realize she's a little opinionated, hence she got my attention.

I guess one of the problems is the emboldened.

Sincerely speaking, I can relate to what you're passing through.

Maybe, girls in such category feel it's always a bit too soon to be committed to just one fellow.

They'd say, "Afterall, I enjoy how am being wooed by randomly more handsome/good-looking guys. I still have more time so, I can't be left out in catching that fun!"

Nevertheless, I don't seem to blame them in a way cos the very unpredictable nature of tomorrow makes life fun to the living.

In some cases, or should I say in most cases, "Peer Pressure" if not "Religious Bigotry" (in my case), plays a vital role too.

At this point, I would say;

1. Pray

2. Work with facts not emotions

3. It has always been "Work before pleasure"

4. Do not compromise your peace of mind and happiness.

5. One who really cares about you should never take your career/job/hustle and simplicity for granted

All the best to all honest and self-disciplined bachelors out there!