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Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:32am On Mar 11, 2016
obowunmi:
Oooo boy your stove is dirty.
Snap your own make i see. No clean am oh tongue
What do you think of the dish?
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:14am On Mar 11, 2016
darlenese:
I noticed that the gas cooker needs cleaning , the tiles needs scrubing!

Tell bae to pay u a visit n do justice to la kitchen cry
tongue
Nah. Will do it myself. On the day I know she's planning to visit wink
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:12am On Mar 11, 2016
Nitefury:
Seems you stay in an area where the water or air moisture has a high salt content. Your kettle and gas shows lots of rusting.
Em, I wouldn't know.
The kettle, although old, has some sentimental value. Will wash it asap smiley
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:10am On Mar 11, 2016
pickabeau1:
Share the recipe!


Good job!
Happy new year bro!
The recipe is as stated o. E no pass like that.
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:08am On Mar 11, 2016
Swissheart:
I want to look beyond the stove/gas.




Food looks kiss... . More like our usual fried rice with plenty curry. For a guy, this is cool.
Thanks darling kiss
And it tasted good too, for real.
I was surprised that it was quite easy to make.
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:07am On Mar 11, 2016
Dheartless:
don't mind the person above me ,
It's either she is exagerating ,
or she got issue with you ,


but seriously you nor try for the stove sha ,
but not everything about kitchen, at least the first two pics looks ok .


though It looks like you made a great 5minmadness sizzlers rice .
but if to say you fit give small to taste I for give my final judgement.
Bros na my real kitchen be dat.
All the girls wey dey talk their kitchen dirty pass my own (if they get sef). They only clean it up when they know thier boyfriends are coming to to visit.

I clean mine once a week. Make them sue me tongue

Thanks for the compliment jo. At least I no go fear when I marry and madam dey do Shakara for me, I go just storm kitchen once, cook my meal and leave the place in a mess grin
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:03am On Mar 11, 2016
darlenese:
Everything about the kitchen is dirty !
And you only saw 1% of it o, or have u visited my kitchen before shocked

Or maybe you are just jealous that I make a mean fried rice and you can't wink jealousy!

I choose the latter tongue
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:00am On Mar 11, 2016
Chomsky1967:
You win, hands down but the stove! angry angry and that kettle shocked shocked kai mbanu bros, do something!!!
OK ma!!!
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 9:00am On Mar 11, 2016
nasha1:
that stove tho cry cry cry
please clean it. embarassed
Come and clean it for me na
You know we guys know nothing about keeping a kitchen tongue
Family › Re: Why Are Dead People Not Leaving Their Families When They Died? by 5minsmadness: 8:35pm On Mar 10, 2016
Mindfulness:
I say so.

Moving on to where? grin
There undecided
Family › Re: Why Are Dead People Not Leaving Their Families When They Died? by 5minsmadness: 8:14pm On Mar 10, 2016
tee59:
Nice response.Now am relieved.
Glad to hear it.
Stop worrying about her. She's in a much better place. As soon as you realise this and are at peace you'll see that the visits will stop.
Family › Re: Why Are Dead People Not Leaving Their Families When They Died? by 5minsmadness: 8:12pm On Mar 10, 2016
Mindfulness:
There are no worries "on the other side".
Says who?

Her mother might be worried about her and is not moving on cos of it.
Family › Re: See How This Lady Displayed Her Baby Bump; Cute Family! by 5minsmadness: 7:51pm On Mar 10, 2016
I hate this our copycat behaviour angry


But the pics r cute smiley
Family › Re: Why Are Dead People Not Leaving Their Families When They Died? by 5minsmadness: 7:39pm On Mar 10, 2016
tee59:
Its been a month now dt I lost my mother. But what I discovered over d period of her death is dt I always feel her presence around me. She has appeared to me physically once and several times in my dream. Dear nairalanders, can you explain to me why is it so. Tnks.
She might be worried about you. Are you still grieving and always thinking about her? Has she been buried? Do you have anything of hers that was very dear to her?
What is the main reasons for her appearing to you in dreams, is it usually to comfort you or spend time with you or do you feel she's disturbed?
Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 6:22pm On Mar 10, 2016
Final product!

So who win? Me or sizzlers? angry sad grin

Family › Re: The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 6:10pm On Mar 10, 2016
pic 3: chopped up ingredients

Pic 4: Cooking thingsss

Family › The Sizzlers Challenge!(with Pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 6:02pm On Mar 10, 2016
I love cooking. I remember when I was little when they were asking children what they wanted to be; Tunde said doctor, Evelyn said Accountant, me I stood up proudly and said I wanted to be a cook.

My mom promptly slapped that destiny away from my life. Now I'm studying books similar to tunde's.

But I've never lost my love for cooking. Recently I took my babe over to sizzlers for a quick lunch. We bought one kind rice I think it was called Jamaican fried rice. Paid one kind amount like that for it. I was like:
Shuo. For rice? This thing I can make at home?

My girl was like :
Chill out baby. Let's eat.

Am like eating and grumbling:
Ees not even sweet sef...

My girl was like hmmmm and quipped:
Oya make your own na let's see!

So I took up the challenge.

I have never made fried rice in my life talkless of Jamaican or is it Brazilian but I snapped the pic of the food and went home determined to defend my cooking honour. I studied the picture and went to the market to get a few things I could see 'floating' around in the sizzlers rice. Came back and started to cook.

The last pic is the result of my endeavours. What do you think, did I win the challenge? angry


Pic 1: Sizzlers Jamaican fried rice
Pic 2: My ingredients

Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:48pm On Mar 10, 2016
So who won? Me or sizzlers angry sad grin
Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:44pm On Mar 10, 2016
Final product!

But forgot to add one vital ingredient shocked can u guess what it is?

I corrected myself with the second batch and added it.

Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:34pm On Mar 10, 2016
I boiled the rice separately in chicken broth and curry, then added it to my vegetables.

Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:26pm On Mar 10, 2016
Pic 3. Ingredients chopped up.

Pic 4. Cooking things.

Food › Re: Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2016
Pic 1. The sizzlers Jamaican fried rice.

Pic 2. My ingredients.
Food › Bachelor's Lunch: The Sizzlers Challenge! (pics) by 5minsmadness(op): 5:04pm On Mar 10, 2016
I love cooking. I remember when I was little when they were asking children what they wanted to be; Tunde said doctor, Evelyn said Accountant, me I stood up proudly and said I wanted to be a cook.

My mom promptly slapped that destiny away from my life. Now I'm studying books similar to tunde's.

But I've never lost my love for cooking. Recently I took my babe over to sizzlers for a quick lunch. We bought one kind rice I think it was called Jamaican fried rice. Paid one kind amount like that for it. I was like:
Shuo. For rice? This thing I can make at home?

My girl was like :
Chill out baby. Let's eat.

Am like eating and grumbling:
Ees not even sweet sef...

My girl was like hmmmm and quipped:
Oya make your own na let's see!

So I took up the challenge.

I have never made fried rice in my life talkless of Jamaican or is it Brazilian but I snapped the pic of the food and went home determined to defend my cooking honour. I studied the picture and went to the market to get a few things I could see 'floating' around in the sizzlers rice. Came back and started to cook.

The last pic is the result of my endeavours. What do you think, did I win the challenge? angry

Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by 5minsmadness: 6:24am On Mar 10, 2016
obowunmi:
You're a woman? Thought you were a guy.
I found out the meaning of your moniker. You can't expect any decent lady to take you seriously with a moniker like that angry
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by 5minsmadness: 6:08am On Mar 10, 2016
MizMyColi:
If I may ask please..

In this age and time, do people still place premiums on Church weddings and receptions?
Yes you may ask smiley
And yes. Yes they do smiley
The weddings u attended that weekend attests to this wink
Family › Re: Why Men Should Only Do Traditional Marriage by 5minsmadness: 12:13am On Mar 10, 2016
YelloweWest:
That one na your own! If you like no protect your self and your kids.
By the time you have kids and your breast flat like bathrooms slippas like my own , if you are not married to a good man and he falls in love with a young girl with standing breast, your own Don finish!
Protect my children from the one who is supposed to protect me? Lol!
If I don't have the love of such a man then there is no need to marry. The man I will marry will love me for who I am and not for my breast.
The problem with us women is that we marry men for what they have, not what they are. I'm not saying ladies should marry beggars but at the end of the day it is the qualities of a man you marry and not his possessions.
Family › Re: I Want To Cross-dress Sometimes But My Wife by 5minsmadness: 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2016
Dyt:
Yes
That's how crazy we both were
And even more
tongue
sad
I'm sorry
Family › Re: Do You Know That You Can Restitute Your Conjugal Rights In Court? by 5minsmadness: 1:03pm On Mar 09, 2016
So... You can get a court order to ensure your wife has sex with you?! If you need to go that far, what's the point of the marriage? undecided
Family › Re: I Want To Cross-dress Sometimes But My Wife by 5minsmadness: 12:37pm On Mar 09, 2016
Dyt:
Dunno what to say but we all have something we want
I don't see anything in cross dressing sha
I wore my man my wig
Made him up
Asked him catwalk
Its nothing really


Maybe I am weird sha
Or I see things differently
shocked

Wait


Wait!


Bwahahahhahahahahahahaha!!! grin
Family › Re: Please Help Me! I'm Extremely Confused & Need Advice by 5minsmadness: 7:30am On Mar 09, 2016
Timbuktou:
Divorce him. You are nobody's cash cow. Your husband is lazy. Even the bible says your husband is worse than an infidel. Do away with him asap. You're a sexy woman who should know herself and demand your exact value. There are many impotent/fertile men who will accept you and your pregnancy.

Good luck.
grin
Family › Re: A Millionaires House Boy Food by 5minsmadness: 5:29pm On Mar 08, 2016
pucelle:
I would have told you how wrong you are until I saw the last part,sure there are exceptions,I am a living testimony,the woman that trained me,treated me even better than her own kids. smiley

God bless her abundantly smiley
You are exaggerating.
Family › Re: Please Help Me! I'm Extremely Confused & Need Advice by 5minsmadness: 5:17pm On Mar 08, 2016
Acidosis:
Hmmn


What can a man do when the job is not available?

I don't think I'm in a right position to blame your husband cos I would probably be sleeping if I were in his shoes as well. The current government is frustrating entrepreneurs. I've spent N1000 on T-fare only today searching for fuel to power Generator.

PHCN is currently on strike, and the Minister of Petroleum who also doubles as the GCFR is somewhere gallivanting with South African president. Honestly, the kind of hardship I've undergone today is enough for me to charm Mr. President so he can go and join his ancestors. In this mood, I'd not want any woman to nag about money or getting a useless job somewhere that can hardly feed a family for 3 days.

Sometimes, all we need is words of encouragement, a little positive push without nagging. Nobody loves poverty, but tell me, what can someone like me do in this condition where all I do revolves around electricity. I've gone to over 6 filling stations and no one is ready to sell in Jerry cans, mind you only 6 out of about 50 stations open their doors for vehicles. I don't think I can ever beat or fight a woman but if any one mention Sai Baba or Change around my dwelling place, such a person may not see the next minute. Things like this kills motivation, will and drive to achieve anything. It makes you lose your clients, their trusts and of course money.

May be your husband's project is being hampered by some wicked forces in government.

This is not a period to advise a man whose business worth N200k/month to go out there and search for a N5k/job. Such a man can kill his employer.

Sorry I'm harsh but it is the hard truth. Ever since you've been doing your business, why don't you put him through since you get paid frequently?

The Nigerian situation is no longer funny. Wives, please do not nag your husbands into frustration and depression.
My brother. You just summarised the Nigerian issue. Things r getting real.

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