₦airaland Forum

sanemind2:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/03/covid-19-rivers-govt-closes-all-borders/

corona don turn valentine because now the whole world go show love irregardless

kingsleybrave:
I regretted replying you ..... I just confirmed you are a lunatic ......get well soon bro.....you can argue with your keyboard.......

u should forever regret because I’m way above ur league man!

kingsleybrave:
Reconstruct your English
So I can comprehend and reply you .....too busy for puke
Stop disgracing your father....he has played his role by paying your school fee....the rest is left for you ......

olodo at least u concurred to me having one and a responsible one at that.. what can we say about urs? Ur public display of nuances and stupidity shows u sef raised ursef on the street .. abiradinu omo ti ole bi fun atadi kobo kobo

kingsleybrave:
You need to be quarantined ......... You case is worst than some one that tested positive...... You're brain is soaked......... drinking Panadol for another man's headache......
You must b a chameleon

hypocrisy mr itk.. so on whose behalf did u quote me ? Because u were absolutely irrelevant unknown to no one even mosquitos until u quoted me..

Shame on you ���

kingsleybrave:
E concern you I never knew men also gossip

They do and can keep a secret same way I have been keeping ur secret I mean the one about ur paternity..lol

jaxxy:
Obtaining money on false pretense sir. It’s a crime.

lol.. my dear they were obviously in a relationship.. the police committed the murders because he knew he stood no chance u think it was all on emotions?? Nahhhhhh the guy obviously was in love and in a relationship and that 150k can’t be used in court because one can’t buy marriage atleast if u did we can request tellers to present in court as evidence for purchase the fraud or deception case won’t fly.. apply logic and common sense..


Perhaps u premised ur observations on the usual I buy something for my gf we break up I go collect am back .. baba that’s illegal it can only happen in uncivilised society and minds..

BluntTheApostle:
Yes, he could have arrested them.

Go and check what constitutes fraud.

You will certainly find phrases such as wrongful and/or criminal deception and the proposed outcome being to make financial gains

If indeed the woman promised to marry him without actually intending to (wrongful deception) and knew she was getting benefits (the 150k, for instance) based on that deception, then, it is a fraud.

Ordinarily, the police officer wouldn't have given her 150k. He gave her that amount because he was deceived into believing that she would marry him.

my brother even me I suppose be lawman I know all having lawyers and force men around living and growing up I know what is obt obtain by trick etc so many angles but u see.. think about it I mean the particular case..he had no chance in hell because u can’t arrest on what u can’t prove and please remember not to hinge on the diabolical threats as it’s DOA..

DagobertoEli:
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diz bbq on and offline I can’t guarantee his absolute safety I pray he doesn’t get really hurt joke aside he’s so despised on this platform I don’t think he understands the gravity anyways let me just assume it’s harmless though..

jaxxy:
The woman and her husband are cheap scammers the inspector shud have simply arrested both of them. That's all

arrest them on what exactly? Emotional fraud That would have been possible pre colonial times .. same way u can’t arrest for witchcraft

BarrElChapo:
Unreciprocated/Jilted love can make a normal man go loco.

loco kinda subtle to describe use bananas next time

Righteousness89:
Nigeria is in GOD'S Hands!

People of GOD all you need to do is to Genuinely Surrender and Trust GOD..

There is No plan B!

It's Just Plan A!!

This Virus is Not For you!!

and Rome is in whose hands? Perhaps God has neglected the pope?? My brother leave God out of diz

PapaAdanna:
You must be living in a very thick forest!

im more concerned about his covid festive period.. he went to the village to celebrate covid 19? Or he’s just ignorant or all of the above...

Adeling:
Just thought i should say this:
Nigerians please stop all unnecessary pannick and encourage your loved ones in this trying period. Do not spread false rumors or make this whole thing bigger than it is. Some folks are liable to heart attack from unnecessary fear.

Mod, you guys should also help move encouraging topics concerning the virus to front-page. Not all news must be negative. It will help calm the minds of Some Nairalanders.

awon ti o panic lana mati ku .. alaye Jowo jekin won panic..

Pusyiter:
Enjoy widowhood
Your youthful dexterity displayed in bedmatics kindly took MY HERO Ikemba Nnewi to his early grave even at 78 while his mates are still at the helm of affairs.
You are indeed a heroine

if I nor like ur sarcastic comment make I naked baff

Mistaicey2288:
Haha ... This ya comment reminds me of an old comedy movie called Igbo Made where Late Sam Loco Efe and his Son Chinedu Ikedieze were fake Doctors... Na that Dr Do Good wey you talk remind me of the soundtrack "Dokito Do Good, Igbo made, fake doctor made in Taiwan Igbo made"

needless u are definitely a comrade..

Kylekent59:


I see lots of people coughing in lagos. I am always on my mask and my hands sanitised.

I just hope a time will not come whereby people would be seen on the street lying helpless, or even hospitals filled to the brim with patients of Corona virus.

Stay protected. Stop making mockery of people putting on nose mask.

They are passing a message.

ahhaahh my younger bro complained of same diplomatically few days ago that people look at him strange on the street even at work place doing the needful I told him remember Noah..:

Ngozey:
I don’t know how to start, am very scared right now. I don’t know what to do about this pregnancy.

Actually I stay with my sister, her husband, her baby and her husband's brother who is a year younger than me. We have been sleeping together for sometimes now. Am now 8 weeks pregnant.

I told him he said I should abort before people find out. We went to the hospital together to remove it but the money they are asking us is too much. We are students depending on my sister and brother in law. We are both stuck and confused. Am scared if my sister comes to find, out she will send me back to the village. I don’t want to go back.

I need help please on what to do about it. The pregnancy is only 8 weeks, please no insult.

me too I’m scared because u are scared because as far I’m concerned u have done absolutely nothing wrong he isn’t ur sister’s husband but her brother in law which implies ur own brother in law I have seen twins marrying twins u might want to explain or differentiate similarities or peculiarities.. but in the end expunged ursef from any form of guilt my opinion though..

Ladycoolbreeze:
Good . still part of the covid19 public holiday.

u better call it the Nigerian official nomenclature before u are charged for treason and for inciting the public through misleading pronunciations.. be guided!!

voltron14:
You want me to provide data on just homicides under trump?

Have some shame.

sadly I can’t on behalf of the world ask for urs because ur country has never been accountable for anything not even birth certification/ registration.. even the deaths reported are either debunked or tagged fake news death or whatever nomenclature their impervious brains can concoct..

Ebullience:
https://thenationonlineng.net/some-legislators-refusing-screening-at-airport-fg/

why should they?? They have immunity enshrined in them already but the enlightenment should be blamed on the constitution composers who never specified it doesn’t cover health only LOOTING..

ThankGod they are all reckless and semi illiterates coupled with senility nice recipe to clean up our state perhaps covid will be our own Jerry Rawlings..

They can be preparing their usual kangaroo injunctions to charge covid for treason..

Blue3k2:
Source: https://m.guardian.ng/features/agro-care/fg-to-register-cattle-from-neighbouring-countries/

lol no human data base no census but cow

IamPatriotic:
https://punchng.com/its-not-my-job-to-speak-for-opposition-in-lagos-agbaje/

i know it’s mine

Jaqenhghar:
The point is not who gets the car. You own a car, you want to drive it but there is no fuel and it is not an electric car. Is it possible? No be long tory a simple yes or no will do.

You want to work from home. No electricity, shitty internet connection where u measure data as if you are measuring groundnut. In fact to be able to use internet is seen as one big luxury that someone brags about. You won't be able to communicate effectively with colleagues and give your best. Bit then the way I know Niggeria people work without showing any productivity

u have been able to drive home ur point eventually and I couldn’t agree less..

Jaqenhghar:
There is no confusion there it's simple really. You want to drive a car but you dont have fuel in the car.

nonetheless the car isnt for everyone..u see not everyone also will bother about ur aches..inside life nor be 5alive

Jaqenhghar:
You said 4 things you need. You didnt mention electricity and internet. 2 things which are a luxury and unavailable to the average person. So how do you link up with professionals? Telepathy?

my bro don’t cause confusions naaa an average Nigerian grew without those aforementioned luxuries hence needless to cap it as prerequisite for working till today we still assisting the government to do their fundamentals..

kristen12:
How did you ever find out a person you were dating was cheating on you?

I had his facebook password so I was reading his chats.

Never check your partners phone if you're not emotionally strong.

i asked orji and co to lend me an oath book to threaten her

Reality11:
The problem is even those that are complying and taking necessary precautions would still come and suffer the consequence if it spreads courtesy of some idiots.

ikpeazu for saying such childish things to an already degenerated society filled with illiterates and half baked graduates should be the first and last idiot to be announced as a COVIDIOT

Osonddu:
[s]CoronaVirus is meant for only Yoruba people and not for Igbos,
If you check very well, people with Corona virus are mostly Yorubas,
Let them enjoy it,

if you come to Umuahia there's no isolation, people are shaking hands with each other, even in the Church today Boys and Girls were Hugging each other, that's to tell you that Corona is not for us

osondu owendi we should quarantine all of u including ur ancestors.. diz is how ur delusional thoughts germinates u will perish in mass and later blame the Nigerian government ignoring ur own ignorance,foolishness,belligerent and idiocy... good for nothing cavemen.. u will start a fight foolishly knowing u will loose woefully but still will continue calling it bravery but in essence it arant nonsense and stupidity..

Today u are all brainwashed and drowned in ur history of lies that Nigeria betrayed u and slaughter u unprovoked meanwhile world history books told another tale.,honest people both dead & alive told different accounts of the treacherous nature of u lots..

No one cares I only care about human beings with humane thoughts and not mundane thoughts..

You can continue to wallow in ignorance but I recommend you listen to Johnny cash title The Man Comes Around..

Sammy07:
Wow!
You're correct

and if it enters tomorrow they will allegedly claim the patient was engineered and doctored..

EcoBrick:
https://twitter.com/akinolarj/status/1241661259701014528?s=19





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EyiG9KWB30

i think we need to capture and quarantine him ASAP he has a more dangerous virus the yorubas calls kokoro okpolo abi Arun okpolo.. understandingly by birth he was a host by default..

drizslim:
Niger delta = Cultism
Arewa youths= Terrorism
Oduduwa= Fraudulent
Igbo's= Entrepreneurs
Middle belts= Lost sheeps

I'm in my house coman beat me or quarantine me!

there are igbos and ndi igbos the ndi igbos are known for something else globally ..but I’m not allowed to say such for civility and political correctness sake..

Goodbye