₦airaland Forum

whizpet: Don't even know that we have president in this country, almost 100 days now that the chibok girls are missing still president can't come out openly on tv stations, radio stations and talk to nigerians on where and how they are planing to rescue them, recall that when a bomb blast occured in UN building in Abuja... Not more than 15minutes president barack obama talked openly to the AMERICANS on how and state of just a man! Sriously we must fight for our freedom in this country.

Welcome to the banana republic, monkeys managing this country since 1999.

Oga pat dem go soon impeach or should I say arrest you.
Welcome to banana republic, monkeys managing this jungle since 1999.

Dem say go home abi name by force?. To your tents oh Nigerians, good luck to Nigerians.

Kassidy4luv: An APC e- bastard........
Haters of good things.....

Go and die in peace
Goodluck Jonathan till 2019.
Onye ara

PDP e- monkey, conscience is an open wound, only the truth can nurture it. Now that jona had developed a strategy called impeachment he should continue to impeach and arrest all his opponents.
Nigeria is a country of over 150 million people let's see how many he can impeach and arrest.
There are better ways of fighting the opposition for example, keeping to his political promises to sway the peoples opinion in his favour but no you and your ilks keep deceiving him. Just like Mobutu, another Kabila is waiting in the corner for Jona, he who have ears let him hear what the spirit is telling the church.

Kassidy4luv: ......... Action Film

Who is Clueless?

supporters of APC or My amiable President?

Ndi ara,
PDP till Buhari becomes a pastor.
Goodluck Nigeria Jonathan Ebele Azikiwe till APC vanishes.

much as I hate wasting my mb on useless thread like this, I think your president reminds me of Mobutu Sese Seko or should I say emperor Jean Bedel Bokasa who used his country meager income to build himself a golden chair and declare himself an emperor in C.A.R.
These two men and jona had same thing in common, they are are both idiots and an embarrassment to their countries.
They both came to an ugly end, jona is having a field day because Nigerians had no experience of liberation struggle, the poo will eventually hit the roof and I seriously hope and pray that jona should end up like these two role models of his, amen.

Kajiang02: @all4naija.
I don't wanna quote your long post, but do the things you listed there warrant the choice of a Mediocre life and personal choice to dupe your fellow nigerian who probably would have sold a land or borrowed funds to start up his business?

Brother Nigerian has since gone to the dogs, Nigerians now eat their brothers and this is a fact.
Even when you make a personal investigation on a product and want to use the service of Nigerians abroad to procure the products, they seize the opportunity to inflate the price and if you are unfortunate to have send the money then you are bleeped because your business is messed up. I had an encounter with one of them living in Dubai of recent, a product that is not more than 4 dirhams omo 9ja is telling me its 14 dirhams and I have an arrangement of buying 1000 of this item. Thank God there are other alternatives, but this is what omo 9ja is doing to their brothers and they think its business.

Neyoor: I'm not one your fellow PDP that do go about with fake profiles. I'm a bonafide indigene of Osun state.

I can snapshot my voters card for you to see but I won't do that for security reasons.

But I'll show you my ballot paper thumbprinted for APC on the election day.

Meanwhile , keep on with you post maybe one of your fellow PDP foreigners might for fall it. As for we Osun residents and Indigenes it can't move us an inch.

In Aregbesola we believe.

I want you to be economical with your data plans, most of the people opening and posting on worthless threads here are paid goons.

ayyyyo: hmmm really true i'have been there, my guide was a young man named chuks, a real hustler.
Nigerians also suffer alot in china., i hope that one day the nigerian government would wake up to its responsibilities.
God help us.

Wake up bro Nigeria ain't got no government. What we have are some bunch of rapists masquerading themselves as a government, they are only there to steal plunder and destroy.
@ those SAMPA guys in China, and their compatriots in Dubai and other shady locations, if its all about food they should come back to join politics at least they are sure of 2kg bags of rice.
Until Nigerian youths wake up from senseless dreams and fantasy this shall continue to be their lots.

Ekiti people are nothing but a big disgrace to their kith and kin, to think that this people prefer bags of rice to an objective government.
These people did not only fall my hand, they fall my leg self. worthless people.

Desric: German Muslim scholar replies on TERRORISM ... I
liked the answer of this German Muslim scholar
when he was asked about terrorism and Islam : He
said : Who started the first world war? not
Muslims ? Who started the second world war ? not
Muslims ? Who killed about 20 millions of
Aborigines in Australia ? not Muslims ?? Who sent
the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
not Muslims ?? killed more than 100 millions of
Indians in North America ? not Muslims ?? Who
killed more than 50 millions of Indians in south
America ? not Muslims ?? Who took about 180
millions of African people as slaves and 88% of
them died and were thrown in Atlantic ocean ? not
Muslims ?? No , NOT Muslims!!! First of all, You
have to define terrorism properly... If a non-Muslim
does something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim
commits the same..he is a terrorist... So first
remove this double standard...then come to the
point!!! , . . . . . I am proud to be a MUSLIM !!! ARE
YOU SPREAD THIS MSG & DON'T BREAK THE
CHAIN

Bros these fact here fall my hand o, I was once a Muslim but now a christian. All religion are for the purpose of reconciling man to God but man is just too wicked to understand this.

OrlandoOwoh: I've always known this. They do this to give people a false public opinion that tilts in GEJ's favour.

Are you just waking up, welcome back bro.

Dasini: This is indeed very sad, if while he was Governor(Jonathan), someone had done this to him, I wonder how he would have emerged as president. Take for instance,all the count charges levelled against al-makura, which of those charges has the president himself not violated. This man is preparing his own downfall, Nigerians are no fools. I won't be surprised if this turns the entire nation against him, he thinks power belongs to him, but all power is of God. He shud tread with caution and adopt lessons from saul's downfall in the bible, he shud beware of God's anger, and realise when God goes against him, I wonder how he'll recover. Man proposes, God disposes. He might be having a game plan and believing abusive use of state power is the way. I see a big surprise in Nigerian History come 2015, if this man does not check his activities.

Aja to ma sonu ko ni gbo fere olode, Jona ma Jo lo mo nwo eyin e. Jona is too daft to learn from history.

Ti ilu ba ti n dun ladun ju, o setan to ma ya ni. Jona enjoy it while it last.

I hope this is a lie.

Sloan: So far well spoken. Is there any human being who does not like CHOICES? I mean to have an ALTERNATIVE, whether you will use it or not is a different question. Imagine if someone told you: YOU HAVE ONLY ONE CHOICE IN LIFE, TO BE MY SLAVE! Or, you have only one option, to be in so so place, or to do so so thing? I personally would do anything, whatever, just so that I will NEVER have ONLY ONE CHOICE! The same in governance: someone says you WILL NEVER HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE but me! I will KILL anything that tries to give you an option in life but guess what? Nigerians are taking side with that someone, PDP and Jonathan who are killing democratic choice? The youths that fought in the past are now old but the youths of this generation are too busy with FB, Twitter, instagram, etc to care if they will ever have a life? If it will ever be well with the generation after them, their own children? Can someone explain how that works in Nigeria to me?

Over here, governments and the people not only create alternatives for their children, they even save money, billions of dollars in surplus for anything that can happen in future? But Nigerian youths are being bought and paid on NL to cement the curse of their life? If you are in Nigeria, please explain to me how that is working? How does it work? Are people now so hungry, they care only about their next meal? If that is the case, well it seems as though you are saying: "well only the human being that survives another day will be able to provide the next generation"? Are you that hungry?

Sir people are very hungry now, most of them have gave up on the struggle. Its either they are collecting two cups of rice from one politheivean or soaking themselves in paraga somewhere, daris Godu.
As for nairaland, its just one of the many blogs that have been taken over by the politheiveans, Seun a sha jeun.
Most Nigerians love freebies, this can't be Seun's fault, if you need accurate information about what is happening in Nigeria check channels news online. Even I don't take anything around here serious, I only come here to amuse myself and get entertained.

Someone should please move this thread to the jokes and comedy section or entertainment section.

So our soldiers are deserting us opari, ategun ti ka asho lori hanger, eni to wo tie sorun ko mura.
Meanwhile Jona's minister of defense aka koro is in sw chasing shadows.
When the time comes, ati koro ati oga e, won ni duro.

huptin: Aregbe shouldnt have played the religion card at all, contrary to widespread belief, Yoruba xtians have this morbid fear of islamic domination, but will not voice it out in public, they will only talk about it in whispers, the moment they suspect anyone of being an islamic bigot, they will simply vote him out silently. This reminds me of GEJ in 2011, the Yoruba Xtians didnt care to listen to his campaign manifesto, they took a look at Buhari once and went straight for GEJ. My neigbours kept parroting " Kristeni ni" each time any one tried to campaign against GEJ.

So only God can save Aregbe, Nobody plays religion politics and survive the Yoruba electorates onslaught.

You tried but you are wrong, bros which part of Yoruba land are you from?, the Yoruba people who voted for Jona thought Jona will give them fresh air which Jona unfortunately had not been able to give them, I voted for Ribadu and I am even a christian, a strong member of MFM.
I have a dream that one day Nigerians will vote their president not because they have grudge or crush on a particular candidate because of tribe or religion but because the candidate is the best person for the job.

AdeniyiA: Education sector,
power sector,
water resources,
petroleum sector,
industrial sector,
the economy
& so on, non is working in this country, wait a minute, are we CURSED in this country? despite our resources? i am so angry, i think Nigeria is ripe for revolution

Tell me why ain't something that is working?. tell me why ain't something that is working? we waaaant ittt thaaaat waaay.

HNosegbe: But the PDP is also desperate to keep power, so...

PDP was actually deceived into believing that Nigeria could become a one party state.

Ayorh4you: They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe -
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.
What business of mine is it
So long they don't take the yam
From my savouring mouth?
And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.
The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence.

Evil will only flourish were good people remained silent or should I say unconcerned. Mokan mokan loye kan, oye to kan ara Iwo nbo wa kan ara Ede.

At last we are leading in something, when is the prize presentation ceremony coming up?.

DVanguard: Opon Imo is a learning tablet. To load an application on the Tablet, you need an operating system. The operation system is called Android.
With Opon Imo, no need for blackboard and chalk. You are able to communicate with your student directly from the tablet. Every needed tools and books are installed on the tablet.

It is just a way of telling you why did you decide to embrace civilization of water closet over pit latrine. Is it not only about improvement in personal hygiene alone and but the advancement in technological development?

It is very disappointing that in this modern era people reject our own creation all because of politics but if it was from a white man or Chinese we will embrace with and call it a complete and great innovation. Some people will say why not a computer. Is a tablet not a computer.

Opon Imo can receive information from designated source. the reason why it is not allowed to receive information from any source both internet, USB and other computers sources is to restrict the usage of the Tablet to the purpose it is made for. If it requires input of data, the data centres created in all the 30 LG which employs over 5000 youths are available. Pls, ignorance is not an excuses. if you have a limited knowledge on something, if you can't you use Google try and ask. it is never a sin and will never be an offence not to know.

Brother you fall my hand o, why are you schooling this guy?.
People come online to criticize laudable projects, the whole world is moving forward but Africa remained stagnant, people like these are the reason.
Let them continue in their stagnancy, I have people in Oshun state and the feed back they are giving me is that private schools are loosing ground to the public schools.
Who ever is angry with the opon imo should give me a better idea. In a sane country the idea will be promoted and probably exported to other African countries but what do we have, intellectually bankrupt people are having a ball.

DVanguard: Opon Imo is a learning tablet. To load an application on the Tablet, you need an operating system. The operation system is called Android.
With Opon Imo, no need for blackboard and chalk. You are able to communicate with your student directly from the tablet. Every needed tools and books are installed on the tablet.

It is just a way of telling you why did you decide to embrace civilization of water closet over pit latrine. Is it not only about improvement in personal hygiene alone and but the advancement in technological development?

It is very disappointing that in this modern era people reject our own creation all because of politics but if it was from a white man or Chinese we will embrace with and call it a complete and great innovation. Some people will say why not a computer. Is a tablet not a computer.

Opon Imo can receive information from designated source. the reason why it is not allowed to receive information from any source both internet, USB and other computers sources is to restrict the usage of the Tablet to the purpose it is made for. If it requires input of data, the data centres created in all the 30 LG which employs over 5000 youths are available. Pls, ignorance is not an excuses. if you have a limited knowledge on something, if you can't you use Google try and ask. it is never a sin and will never be an offence not to know.

Brother you fall my hand o, why are you schooling that dumb skull.
People come online to criticize laudable projects, the whole world is moving forward but Africa remained stagnant, people like these are the reason.
Let them continue in their stagnancy, I have people in Oshun state and the feed back they are giving me is that private schools are loosing ground to the public schools.
Who ever is angry with the opon imo should give me a better idea. In a sane country the idea will promoted and probably exported to other African countries but what do we have, intellectually bankrupt people are having a ball.

Randerl: What is grave yard rice. Please Iwant to know.

Just type '' election grave yard rice'' Google is our friend. Guys mewa n shele may God deliver us. Amen.

Randerl: What is grave yard rice. Please Iwant to know.

Just type just type '' election grave yard rice'' Google is our friend. Guys mewa n shele may God deliver us. Amen.

expert101: [size=18pt]Wonders shall never cease to happen. I thought Osun State and Ekiti State have intellectuals who are learned. Why are they not coming out to contest elections to rule their people.
Nigeria with their fish brain- this man Omisore has so many allegations and murder charges hanging around him; most especially for master minding the killing of Attorney General -Justice Minister years back.

How could Yoruba people start allowing people with bad records start contesting and winning elections when they should be in the prisons.

I was surprised seeing Fayose win after all the allegations and billions he stole, if this man(Omisore) wins I don't think there is hope for good governance in Nigeria.

We must come out to shun evil.

Long Live Nigeria![/size]

People around here lost it a long time ago, have you heard of grave yard rice?, they will collect, eat and vote in a garage tout, bus conductors and sorts of rubbish.

Corruption had been legalised in Nigeria, after all its ordinary stealing no be me talk am o na Jona talk so. Make una no accuse me of committing " talkery" as my papa dey talk am, all Nigerian polithievecians who had stolen money stashed away in foreign accounts should emulate uncle BAT by bringing back the money to re invest in the economy. The unemployment in the country is killing, they should do the needful by setting up manufacturing business in the country we are tired of waiting for foreign investment that is not forthcoming.
Na beg we dey beg o, we no dey fight anybody. Ogbe fohun folohun no be me talk am o na orunmila baba agbomiregun, baba IFA talk am. Eshe o Nigeria a gbe wa o ashe.

felifeli: Look at this idi.ot thugs. We are talking about books this one and his mumu sufayo is saying something else. Go and collect your 2kg rice and go seddon joor

Wonders shall never end, ni ilu afoju, oloju kan loba, imagine this stagnant looser calling me names because I bare my mind concerning opon imo. You should have recommend the use of blackboard and chalk to the students in order to help the growth of the so called publishing industry.
Crab mentality, give us a better idea and stop groaning, and please remember to recommend latrine system to your folks instead of the modern water system of toilet, this will show how smart you are, asinwin. As for the rice I am a supplier, I can help you with a 50kg bag of rice, elenu yi yo bi ila, elebi.

OP tell the parents of the beneficiaries of the opon imo to stop their children to stop using the tablets, you should also recommend a nation wide ban on android phones,gongoshu.

The people deceived themselves by collecting that rice, seven trailers of which were parked in a grave yard while babalawo performed rituals on it to jazz it up.
The people of Ekiti love freebies and they got one. Anyone interested in what happened in Ekiti should Google it Fayose grave yard rice, Google is your friend.

YEA. Lets go there.