₦airaland Forum

Gabrielwilliams:
Good day Guys,

Help me clarify an issue. My friend was telling me about how he had sex at the back seat of his car and the following week, his engine knocked. Another bro said he had sex in his car and his brand new car started developing different faults.
Let me ask, is it true that sex in the car damages your car? Kindly share your story or opinions about this. I just bought a car.

sooperrescue:
It is true. It's not just the engine. You become a regular visitor to the mechanic workshop giving different faults that is strange. I was told it normally occurs if the said lady is from the sea. And they are everywhere

ezebrightike:
Very true. Speaking from experience

thankmyGod:
We need to be careful when it comes to sex issue. Some people believed it's just a fun, which is not correct. I was working with a company in Lagos in 2010 and I was given a tear-nylon hilux. I was staying in Surulere then. There was a girl in my street(Rukayat) that we were trying having relationship. There was a day, she was sitting with me inside the hilux and it was raining heavily and everywhere was dark. One thing led to another. We had sex inside the hilux. What surprised me most was that the car developed fault in less thank 2 months. Don't forget that I was the one that tore all the nylon that came with the hilux. The engine started giving smoke. It was worked on like two times. I need to park it and was given another car for my work. The engine of the hliux was later changed but the hilux was grounded later. Please we need to apply our brain when it comes to sex matter

YorubaNiBaba:
https://punchng.com/naira-swap-atiku-demands-slight-extension-says-nigerians-discomforted/

What a useless country of “extensions”…

BVN, they gave over year and Nigerians kept asking for “extension”…
SIM-NIN card linkage, another year and Nigerians wanted continuous “extensions”…
Even voter registration that lasted well over year, Nigerians wanted infinite “extension”!

With a reported over 1.4 million bank agents across the nooks and crannies of Nigeria…
100 days is more than adequate time to implement this (particularly given the security implications).

MITCHELL96:
Ok, as I promised.

Yesterday, a Nairalander was lauding the new Nigeria #200 note as the beautiful ever.

So, I decided to make this post to prove him wrong and to also show other Nairalanders what beautiful notes actually looks like.

I made this post to show you guys we literally went from top to bottom ( Just like Buhari once said) 😂

NOTE. (I'm making this post from a neutral ground without being sentimental or biased)

I actually loved the old 200, 500 and 1,000 naira notes but the new redesigned notes are is a NO NO ❌ for me especially the 200 that he said was his favourite.

I would have posted all the denominations of each country currency (like their lowest to their highest currency)

But the list will be endless and will also be difficult for me as it takes time to reduce each picture quality to Nairaland's preferred 4MB for me to be able to post them

Ferhyntorlah and a lot of people said I should tag them when I make the post but I actually forgot their names, mods, please do the needful.

Meanwhile, which of the currency is more beautiful to you?

Stargangz:
You call this grown up lady 9yr old? This kind girl cant be in my custody make I no knack am.

Seun:
Written by Shaka Phillip-Jonson

https://twitter.com/beejonson/status/1615880886414614528

obinnazy:
So there was no service yesterday due to the cross over night....
So, I had enough rest, woke up, did my laundries, ate something nice before taking a time out to the Mall.
The mall was overcrowded, then I saw a whole lot halfly naked ladies, but the surprising thing was, most them came with their babies, kids and with either their husbands, BFs or baby daddies.

Meaning most of thess halfly dressed ladies are married /Single mothers...

I also notice the influx of teenage girls on shorties accompanied by guys who looked way older.

Here are my conclusions.
1. Guys are the reason why we have alot of babymamas and single mothers.

2., Olosho no go dey, if guys no dey patronize them.

3. 98% of guys Simps

olisaEze:
What’s with Nigerians and hypocrisy, that’s a beautiful dress and it compliments her body! Abi will a hijab make her sound better?? Country were a twelve year old girl can be legally married off is complaining about a forty-something year old single mother living the best years of her life! As long as it’s not ur skin being exposed just mind ya business or press next! People wen never see chop wan tell who belle-full how to use toothpick!

LIGHTHEARTED0:
.I pity non of you, if you can borrowed even a token you shouldn't be anyway forced to pay,not even 1 day default.

majority of Nigerian are just criminal-minded that need to be drag on the floor to reset their brain

Antoeni:
https://dailytrust.com/7-personalities-that-will-shape-nigeria-in-2023/

Philosopher1979:
BB Naija is just a way of marketing nudism, sexual promiscuity and liberalism to the public.
The organizers are trying to market their ideology to us and they have succeeded.
They want us to tolerate women going about nude, having sex in public, baby mama and sexual irresponsibility of any kind.
It is a western ideology they are marketing and they are succeeding and will succeed

SmallDick99:
Nigeria is 80 years behind

Such a pity I find myself in this country

Dialpad:
Still not wide enough... can't these people be forward thinking

yomexp:
Why good things dey always vex una why y y y y.....!

COMPAQ:
This bridge is overrated and will not reduce any congestion on third mainland bridge. 95% of the daily traffic on third mainland are those going to work in Marina and vi or markets on Lagos Island. The only people it might help are those in Lekki around Chevron, vgc, badore, ajah etc who are going to Ibadan. So for those, instead of going to the Lekki corridor to vi,ikoyi and on to third mainland, they can take the new bridge. But if I'm living in Lekki ph1 or oniru, I might as well take third mainland.

yomexp:

Tinubu's Lagos 4th Mainland Bridge in view.... pic.twitter.com/DzOyCn3Siq

— Ayekooto (@DeeOneAyekooto) December 30, 2022

the Lagos State Government through the Office of ublic Private Partnerships today announced the preferred bidder for the 4th mainland bridge project, Special Adviser, Mr. Ope George announced Messrs CCECC-CRCCIG CONSORTIUM as the preferred bidder

UPDATE: “the $2.5bn 4th Mainland Bridge is expected to be completed in 2026. This is unprecedented in our history. The Lagos State Government @followlasg, through the Office of Public-Private Partnerships, on Thursday Dec 29, 2022, announced Messrs. CCECC—CRCCIG Consortium as the preferred bidder for the construction of the proposed Fourth Mainland Bridge project.”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZTnRriYRlM

HeartlessMan:
Maiduguri is now only one bridge.

visaclick:
haha, u have no idea

vengertime:
Of course it has to be China they are always ready for any how you want your corruption ,

they are there for you

visaclick:
no no the money to pay them wasn't really the issue it was difficult to syphon and launder Money via kickbacks but these Chinese just makes it easier for politicians to steal project capital

ryloy:
LASG SELECTS CCECC-CRCCIG CONSORTIUM AS PREFERRED BIDDER FOR FOURTH MAINLAND BRIDGE PROJECT
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1608539443379556358?t=NensXsrrCX3cOTKRLkrr4g&s=19[/quote]EKO O NI BAJE….
Lagos leads, others struggle to follow!
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virginprincess:
Africa men are so shameless and heartless,tueh.

Frontpagee:
person wey don archive Westin your papa and the whole of una family no fit dream to archive na him you dey call goat?

Tunagee:
Yorubas and dirtiness na 5 and 6.
Am a yoruba person for anybody's info.

sonnie10:
Some with toilets are even more traumatizing when you see the condition.

mjabdulk:
the people need to be provided with public toilets too because can never be cheated.

TheManPregnant:
The funny thing here is that there are at least 5 public toilets located at mile 12. All are easily accessible and with a small token (I think 50 naira or so), one can easily gain entrance to use it.

I don't want to go the tribal route, but the local council has a lot to do in terms of sanitation in that area. The whole place stinks and more effort is needed to keep it clean on a daily basis.

HolyMalaam:
The situation of this area can only better be imagined than felt
https://guardian.ng/news/maidan-fear-of-cholera-outbreak-looms-over-open-defecation-in-lagos-community/

TheManPregnant:
The funny thing here is that there are at least 5 public toilets located at mile 12. All are easily accessible and with a small token (I think 50 naira or so), one can easily gain entrance to use it.

I don't want to go the tribal route, but the local council has a lot to do in terms of sanitation in that area. The whole place stinks and more effort is needed to keep it clean on a daily basis.

NPFLADMIN:
So for this new NPFL season, if you are interested in the league, which team are you going to be supporting?