Truth is, most times......your "type" wants another "type" and not you!!

#possessed

jashar:


Kaiiii.....

For the ladies, it's even worse. No boyfriend, fiancée or husband + no job.

Then 'those' friends start telling you to buy 'aso-ebi' for their wedding.

With which money naaa?

No husband??...... Abeg me I dey find wife o. Kindly direct them to me pls.

But tell them, they will still buy their aso-ebi by themselves o!

At long last, a person from my tribe will rule kogi.

It's a pleasure!! May God guide and protect bello to lead our dear kogi state to glory, heaven knows we really need a saviour cos our state is almost dead and buried!!

Ameen

Kazyblake.... Sweetdreams dear

This one na simple matter na..... The r/ship is over already!!

kilode100:


I could use some contributions o..

U better Invite seen for ur matter o...

asadike:
Ah ah, kilode, na wetin? he wan kill u? My sister, abeg find a way to make him come fast or a way to give him volume five.

U can't make him cum faster since that's his normal target and duration.

Which one be volume 5?

kilode100:
Money answereth all things.

I can never submit/love a love man.

If age has passed me by, I can manage a good looking poor man to marry, but, submitting to him is out of the question.

Are u that poor?

We could contribute for you over here on NL, u know... Maybe u will begin to reason well after that...

Pele.

U just want to fvck ur gal's friend.....

It seems she is hotter than ur gal...abi??

#unconfirmed news

U just like him..... U are not even dating him yet so why taking parasol for his headache?

@fhaty1986

Pls pm me.

Omo...... She don dey old o!!

@poster

Na wa for u sef o, so because ur boyfriend went to join a dating site, u left him and went to fvck another guy.....and here u are, asking whether to tell him or not, claiming you luv him so much!!

I think u are a bit out of control of ur sexual desires and u are actually confused in luv. if he doesn't forgive u, I won't blame him!

So who did the worse now...

Joining a dating site or having sex outside??

U be the judge!

After round one!!

Buy him a brand new phone since u said his phone is presently faulty......also, give him the "thing" on Val-day like you have never done before, I mean, be in charge and let him screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

You are a secondary Virgin.

07063853933

@poster

She no be virgin again and she feels quite ashamed to tell you.

I just hope that when she finally tells you, it is not those fake stories of how her uncle or cousin-brother-friend raped her....

midehi2:

not everybody is like you

You don't know me so you shouldn't judge me and you shouldn't also tell people on how to live their sexual life.

Yes, u may doubt it but there are couples who had sex on their first date, got married and lived happily ever, but it doesn't mean first dates should go on a sexy spree..... The problem is, people always confuse sex and luv, thereby making sex highly overrated.

@poster.....just be natural

midehi2:
just be yourself, dont straff her o....let things flow naturally....dont be faster than your fingers


*but wait o, is she the linda you want to wed? *your moniker*

And so what if he straffs her, abi are they kids??

It's like ur people are badt o.....

@poster....

Take ur time to assess whoever you choose to date among all ur toasters. And when you finally start dating, take it slow, don't just rush into sex, give it time before that.......cos, once you start it, there is no going back again!!

I can only place my wife on monthly/weekly salary, not my girlfriend.

@ poster

I am more disappointed in you expecting a full time stranger to pay for your hostel accommodation fee without asking for anything in return. Is he jesus or mohammed

Yes!! He is not a good samaritan because you are neither one yourself. Stop waiting or begging for cash and expect to give out nothing, it won't work that way because even the country doesn't work out like that!!

Lolz..... @ kept herself till date!!

May God bless ur husstle

prettythicksme:
Pls how?

You have to ask the pros at sexuality section, I think those guys are usually very good with these topics you know#

prettythicksme:
Wish to give birth to twins/triplet i so much love dem!

Eyyah...... Research more with ur, I heard there is a way to go about it...(while doing the deed)

Hey folks, it's just some Few hours to 2016. What is that one romantic wish or desire you really wish to acomplish come the new year....

As for me, I honestly wish to get myself a sweet wife and start my family come 2016.

Baba God, shine my eyes o.... Amen

State your wishes folks!!

And you really thought of sharing this here..??

Na wa o..

Karlovich:
Moronic comments, i wonder why a lady will decide to suffocate in a hijab

Have you ever seen the picture of Holy Mary without a hijab or veil?

It's not suffocation, every sane religion preaches for their women to cover their hair.

Be guided.