₦airaland Forum

Awol1:
My Man Utd is just a stupid club.

This is a player they should have given their all to sign. He's young, and a player for the long term.

But they would rather go for a certain Wan-Bissaka.

I'm considering porting to Liverpool.

Where are the Liverpool fans, how much una dey sell form?

Cioccolata:
[color=#008080]It's better to be fúcked in a private jet...
Than inside a rusty old car.[/color]

cucumbae:
It's not all of them that have good intentions.Some might be looking at his wrist or neck if he wore a gold chain that they would snatch.While others are looking for how to dip their hands into his pockets to snatch his pounds filled-wallet.
One of his blow go give that thief technical knockout.
The bros get balls sha!





Had it been AJ reside for naija his complexion for resemble our hustling skin.

binary007:
During my Nysc in ilorin, I thought it would be nice to work for extra pay so I went to a tutorial and offer to teach the students. Ssce/jamb/ijmb.
He said the pay is #400 per period. I said no wahala.
I was in my full khaki regalia.
Next he said where is my CV?
I said CV for what??
He said they always review CV for any new teacher joining the tutorial.
Review my CV that I prepared for shell/chevron for #400 per hour.
I told him its ridiculous.
To my utmost surprise, he opened one drawer.... Mehn! See CV's like final year project. He gave them to me and told me those are the "Recent" submission.

Mehn and brethren, I went through the CV's and saw a guy, Graduate of Mathematics from Uniben, 2:1. He finished his NYSC 4years before the year I started serving. 4fucking years!!!!! I just handpicked his CV and told him to give this guy the job.

#400 per hour.
That Year, On that day, at that hour, I strolled home jejely.

Tamasaba:
So he wants us to see his caring, humble and jovial sides? Damn, politicians really take the masses for fools. No matter how jovial and humble a man is, he would never do this with his family...except they go out to a place like d beach. This is simply playing to the gallery; eye service.

kponkedenge:
A reasonable country will hit them back economically, but unfortunately Nigeria is not a reasonable country. South African companies makes the highest profit from Nigeria than anywhere in Africa, yet they hate us so much.
Honestly our leaders are fools.

alizma:
Those who have ears should listen.
1)Don't go for marriage if you cant feed yourself.
2)Dont marry a girl who has no source of income enough to feed herself.
3) dont waste money that you dont have or that you are not comfortable to spend on wedding.
4) marry girl who understand that Nigeria and the entire world is not financially in suplus, a girl who understand that is better to be financially secure than to impress people by throwing party.
5) if you can only afford to train only two children, pls keep to that. Dont compete with anybody and dont allow anyone to pressirize you into going beyond that.
6) if your friends insist on taking one bottle of beer after work so as to be active in bed, pls buy 50 naira bitter cola it will do the same work or even far better without side effect.
7) above all, involve God in all

Things are not easy in this country neither is it easy elsewhere.

holyidol:
This is the reason why I do take whites as funny people at times, instead of them to arrest the girl for seducing a minor, they are there arresting someone who is trying to know exactly what the small thing under his two legs can be used for. But if he is fund of eating his night food in the afternoon then I will say that his parents has some questions to answer.

KingSatan:



It seems this guy is a professional in KRESTING GIRLS!.

If not, how did he overpower an 18 years old girl and "COZAD" her?


Well, I am waiting for the Boys RUBUST reply.

weyreypey:
finally he's quoting Daddy Adeboye

daddytime:
Bro, you should have simply allowed that young girl abort that fetus and moved on with her life because it is obvious you already had it all figured out and knew you'd be away for five years hence, your pressure on her to keep the pregnancy as a back up plan for a kid while you are out there exploring other pussayss.

Now tell me, if someone would treat your sister this same way how would you feel or react.

This is cunningly selfish and evil. Pure and simple my guy.

I say it as it is and was presented...

Offpoint:
It's better a broken relationship than a broken marriage.

Life continues, there are rooms for better opportunities. No need to cause scenery or kill yourself.

life goes on.

If my mom didn't broke up with her ex, I woulda been in one village in faraway South impregnating all the village girls... but here I am today in Lagos patronizing all the ashawo joints.

AllHailBiafra:
Since Diezeani left the ministry of petroleum, who has been on the proceeds of the oil? When have they accounted for the incomes of the proceeds in the oil sector? Who is deceiving who? Rogue Attention diverters of after 5 years. They want to shift attention from their failed attempt to criminally steal our land in the name of Rogue settlement. See the picture of the woman they're accusing and what she was wearing in the picture and tell me how that single jewelry could be compared to the class of those ones they claimed belongs to her after 5 years; she's not even putting on earrings, yet they displayed assorted earrings claiming they're for her. News for the average zoo gullible yoots.

SageMK:
Dogs are the most loyal creatures on earth.

Please I am not talking about Nigerian Bingos that are capable of showing arm robbers where you are hiding.

PussyKing:
Chai why did he die na

Can Buhari sacrifice his life to save Nigeria

Amuocha:
This government sef

Hotfreezers:
Campus Pastors are the worst culprits.

Also, any pastor with Jerry curls on his hair is a lecherous bastard. This includes those two shiny-haired sexual lechers in Oregun wearing white suits.

I'm referring to those two randy pastors who couldn't keep their homes.

The day Anita opens up, una ear go deaf.

deepwater:
Lol

Can someone remind me what this man said about the killings of our compatriots in other west Africa countries ?

Back to the topic
Has the pastor guy been convicted of the crime of rape this one everyone is taking solidarity with the girl.

Life has a way of teaching us lessons.

I have seen cases of people been wrongly accused of something that never happened, not even a case of mistaken identity. It was a case that never happened in real life. Someone somewhere sat down and wrote the script, at the end the truth will always prevail.

It change my perspective completely about how I see cases I never witness. One thing that can fall a man quickly is making judgements and conclusions on hearsay .

Enough of this BS, take the matter to court and stop the pity party.

After all just as we had that pastor bleeped her so we heard that timi was smashing her before marriage

So why do we accept timi and reject pastor? Is it because timi later put a ring on it? U no know say husband dey rape wife too?

The babe should be ready to give substantial evidences in court otherwise u just cast yourself for nothing.

But y timi vex when pastor say make them go court



In 2017, your bank account was freezed because of a statement of fact issued about you to you bank by your boss. Even without trial you got penalized. I remember how much u created a thread about this here on NL.

Now go to your enclave and think about what justice truly means.

The girl has her claims, same way the pastor guy has his own too.

Let them meet in court. All these bandwagon hypnosis doesn't move everyone.

If you are exposed enough you should have heard about the Clinton and Monica case. Baba denied initially, but later owned up. The point is this, human being can lie at any time be it president, pastor, choir master or rape victim.

Believe what you hear with caution

Kalashnikov102:
Wee are sawffarin from cozaxious