₦airaland Forum

Freelane33:
Acidosis to the world
Been a while big brother
May peace be upon all these small kids on Nairaland.
Nairaland is becoming more watery

I greet you, my brother

cococandy:
All this requirement to get what in return?

Your peniis?

..and friendship

Current President - Muslim
Current House of Assembly Speaker - Muslim
Current House of Rep Speaker - Muslim
Current Chief Justice of the Federation - Muslim
All Defense Chiefs - Muslims

Una next president - Muslim
Vice president - Muslim
House of Rep Speaker - Muslim
House of Assembly Speaker - Muslim


The executive, legislature, judiciary, and military arms are completely in the hands of Muslims.

And they tell you ("atheist-Christians" and "free thinking-Christians" ), that religion doesn't matter?

emmabest2000:
I don't trust bloggers
They might have edited what she said or rather read her comment wrongly

Wahala for people with no brain to think for themselves

You are wasting your time, my dear. You both are players and you know it.

1Sharon:
That's exactly the point Op is trying to make, IVF gave you your babies, not God.

That's not the point he's trying to make. Do you talk about how your partner made love to you when you do your own appreciation note for your online in-laws?

1Sharon:
Of course I'd be grateful to my partner and myself.

Well I haven't seen anyone who had the natural conception come online to appreciate their sperm, the sex they had, or folic acid.

I personally will not shy away from talking about IVF though if I go that route. Why will I shy away from the fact that I have millions of Naira and twins?

1Sharon:
Classic Nigerians.

They never want to reveal faults or flaws about themselves, they must always have the best of everything.

The couples attributing IVF to God are no different to the "small girl big God" crew on Instagram..

The girls who make money from their vagina but instead attribute their earnings to God.

Who do you attribute natural conception to after 6 months of consistent sex? Sper.m?

Do you give thanks to your partner's sperm?

Kobojunkie:
He isn't saying they shouldn't celebrate but to do honestly revealing the source of their miracle rather than hiding behind God's Name. Remember, even those who are barren were created as such by God. So when you use medical science to get around the way God created you, you ought to be honest about it.

What I think what OP is saying is what they do when they celebrate in the way they do amounts to fraud.. Imagine a woman born with breasts as in flat chested lady, getting artificial implants and then going on Facebook to announce that God has miraculously given her size 36 DD breasts after many years of being flat-chested, this without revealing how she went under the knife and had to pay lots for them. That na fraud naw! .

So when you try to conceive naturally for 6 months and you fail to get a positive result, do you turn around to thank your husband's sperm on social media when you eventually conceive after 8 months of trying?

If it is compulsory to appreciate someone, make sure you also thank the doctors that prescribed Zinc and the other supplements that helped your fertility process. Make sure you also appreciate the fruit seller on social media. Abi you did not take fruit and zinc??

Kajaard:
I dey tell you

But everything he said is true.

They go do IVF and come out and start telling the world to thank God for them. Laughable

Who do you give thanks to when you conceive naturally?

Dailyparrot:
This sounds like saying one should thank the driver for journey mercy and not God.


This poster is obviously a kid and has never seen life. When people who haven't seen life talk, you'll know because they believe they have life figured out and can control what happens to them in life.

IVF is not bad as it's not any different from conceiving naturally. The only difference is the method of conception.

Bad and IVF should not be in the same sentence.


With IVF, you can select the number of kids you want and end child bearing right there while the other (natural) is busy making permutations on number and gender.

IVF is 500% more effective than natural conception. The money is the only reason many don't do it.

danjumaisah:
Comedy skit
Person wey no see her home arrange wan manage lagos
God forgive me

..but one druggie from Iragbiji has been managing it by proxy for over 20 years.


Why not give independent minds a chance?

Ekundayo7574:
Obi went to higher some flat headed IPoB gangs thinking we are not really going to know, that man is a big failure I must say, Osun Election will surely reveal the whole truth please check the screenshot below to see the evidence of what I'm saying very nonsense people

"Iwo ni weyrey kan". Seems you're next in line to run m.ad in your street.


What in heaven's name is this?

You're a frustrated animal.


If e pain your mama, carry your #4-6 million to do IVF and thank your doctors. Do you know how some families raised the money?

See your dirty mouth like barren.

Vistra40:
The good thing is that the state is a toss up state. Mimiko of PDP couldn’t deliver the state to Jonathan in 2015 and Akeredolu of APC couldn’t deliver it to buhari in 2019

Mimiko of PDP ke? PDP or Labour Party?

I had positive sentiments about the Labour Party guber candidate in Osun a few days ago. But after a closer study of his personality, that man is definitely not worth it.

It's okay to attend the rally though.

TrackerXL:
A shameless man of God without balls.
Why can't the foolish pastor call out names or is he talking about the Pandora Criminal that was chased out of APGA n PDP only to end up at Labour. If we tell them the Pandora Criminal is an Igbo project they'll start wailing. Foolish set of lunatics everywhere.

Weyrey, Paul Eneche is not Igbo. You think Abuja people play una yeye tribal politics? Ask Buhari why he lost in FCT in the 2015 and 2019 elections.

Anyone Abuja people rejects is definitely a failure. They rejected Bubu twice and they've also rejected Tinubu.

The Chicago criminal is definitely losing FCT votes. People over there know better. Even Buhari lost twice in FCT.

I'm totally disappointed in The Cables. I listened to this conversation between Pat Utomi and Seun Okinbaloye barely an hour ago on Channels tv. This is COMPLETELY a false report.


Pat Utomi never mentioned 15 votes. He said at least 15 people would be standing up to defend the party (i.e., against APC and PDP criminals and ballot snatchers), in response to Seun's question on structure.

There was no conversation about votes at the polling unit level.

Your son, Seyi Tinubu, will labour till death. Omo ale.

They are truly running a system they don't believe in.

They do everything in London, from basic healthcare to schooling, holidays, and organ harvesting.

KevMitnick:
BMCs and Tinubu urchins will come with excuses and attack him. They are all mad

MANNABBQVULTURE's kids are probably schooling in a rat infested school with no roof in the creeks of Benue.

What is aiding the attacks on our prisons, churches, and schools?

Arelyn:
The figures may not be accurate but approximately they couldn't be far from the truth.....A good friend of mine left work with one of the topmost cybersecurity companies in the world for a digital forensics role in a bank in Nigeria...Initially thought he was crazy but after I saw his contract of employment, made tax deductions and cost of living adjustments then I realized he made a good choice..

Why do people doubt the figures? As parts of the principles of corporate governance, all publicly quoted firms declare CEO earnings and compensations. Everything you need to know about the earnings of CEOs/Directors of PLC's are online (annual reports).

nijaomegacode:
You can date and bleep any woman but when it comes to marriage, find a woman who you will be her first.

By the time men are done bleeping every woman (including your sisters), where will they get the virgin from? You are a ma,d man.

LMAO See sarcasm.

Minister of cassava and agbado

Ishilove:
Poco, dem go still use fake Oriamo charger cord wipe you for back.

I like this part:

"we will all face the consequences together" AKA "Gbo gbo wa lo ma kan"


Like those who voted Buhari in 2015 and 2019, many of them have been home now 4 months and counting with no hope. Some of them are contributing N900m to secure their release from Fulani bandits.

A time will come when some of us will begin to vote wicked leaders to punish Nigerians

abbey621:
Again rubbish sentiments that makes no sense......All we've been hearing for the past 7 years is how it has never been this worse, how Buhari with a Christian VP could not keep Christians safe and you typed this rubbish? Truly religion above all things even common sense!

Don't worry about my me or my offsprings, both my kids are million dollar babies, secured with investments and life insurance, na poor man dey rely on government......You go dey alright las las

Please what is the common sense between a combination of an 85 year old crook and a renowned boko haram landlord?