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Same here. Poor design. |
You're living above your means. Adjust, cut down your expenses, and review your lifestyle. |
UyaiIncomparabl:I told you I saw N1,400 in my dream na. I can't guarantee this N700/$1 for now. Celebrate grace and the prophetic, my dear. ![]() |
UyaiIncomparabl Remember my dream? ![]() |
Mom007:I don't think it's a matter of using ugu leaves or not. He didn't fry the egusi, then he left it (probably fully covered) for over 13-14 hours. Dairy products also react badly to heat. Nothing else would have saved that soup from foaming, becoming sour, and tasteless. |
Paraman:A loss because they probably want to cash out in 1 week. ![]() Give it time. Allow Nigerians activate their japa plans again. After about 8-10 months of steady decline or stability, we then can say that Naira has truly gained. |
Dialpad:You're not sure how it will work but you want to pity those who hurriedly bought at 1400-1800? 🤣🤣 |
Discard it. It's gone forever. Before you follow the tips above, ensure you keep some money for some flagyl tablets. You'll need it. Thank God you work from home -easy access to the toilet. |
DenreleDave:🤣🤣 Whatever works for you my guy. But try carry extra plate next time o. |
bukatyne:Sis, where you hiding these days? |
Ahahahah ![]() |
Saintinoo:I no get strength again. Oya, go and argue with National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) and SMEDAN: NBS “In Nigeria, SMEs contribute 48 percent of national GDP, account for 96 percent of businesses and 84 percent of employment."https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/11/27/msmes-contribute-48-of-nigerias-gdp-says-ilo SMEDAN/NITDA In 2022, MSMEs contributed 48 percent to Nigeria's gross domestic product (GDP), accounted for 96 percent of businesseshttps://nitda.gov.ng/msmes-will-contribute-53b-to-nigerias-economy-if-digitised-dg-nitda/6271/ |
Is this some kind of joke or what? You buy beans in nylon? Cultivate some decency, man. Don't you have any takeaway plates? |
Tilumbu & Sons.... Ahahaha ![]() |
Saintinoo:I sincerely hope that you're not a graduate. That's the only way I can rationalize and justify this post. "You have been dealing with data on GDP since your diploma days" but you don't know the contributions of each sector to your GDP? You don't know the difference between SMEs and MSMEs? You don't know the contribution of MSMEs to the employment rate? But you'll rather scream Dangote, bla bla? How many people in our generation work with Dangote? Even his (Dangote) employees rely on cooperative loans for survival. How often does Dangote consult your bank for a loan?? To discard your thoughts here, I had to check Dangote Cement's debt-to-equity ratio (I hope you know what this means?). Anyway, a debt-to-equity ratio of 23 per cent means that Dangote relies more on equity financing (77%) than loans (23%) for his business. Do you now see the relevance of data "abi you still won't chop statistics"? No worries sha, whenever I have to discuss "copy and paste" final year project works like you did in your diploma days, I'll tag you. My line of thought differs from whatever you have posted here. I apologize for the initial mention. It's such a waste of time and intellectual property. But I'll try to help you for the last time. Nigeria has 21 commercial banks The UK has 375 commercial banks Nigeria has 916 microfinance banks The UK has 60 CDFI (aka microfinance banks) Nigeria has 300,000 cooperative societies The UK has 7,000 cooperative societies. Now if you were a 4-year-old toddler, would you apply the same policy measures taken in the UK in Nigeria just because these policies worked in the UK? Answer like a 4-year-old. That's enough. |
jedisco:True that. Knowing the why and how is key 👍 |
Saintinoo:That zobo production business and the likes (i.e.,MSMEs) contribute over 48% of your country's GDP, and over 90% of the total employment in Nigeria. The highest in the universe or let me say the planet earth. Meaning that, if these MSMEs shut down today, you and everyone in your state will most likely be jobless forever. I understand that many of you don't like data, but I'll try to answer your questions again. 30 million Nigerians belong to at least one cooperative society. Cooperative societies in Nigeria are over 300,000 as opposed to just 7k in the UK. Your parents most likely used loans gotten from one cooperative society to build their first home, get their first car. They probably got cooperative loan at some point to pay your school fees, but no, you want to build your economy around bank datasets because you're in the UK, where people build/buy homes via mortgage? Cooperatives in Nigeria contribute 1.2 trillion yearly to your GDP. But you want to work with something you read from a book written by a UK based professor? Probably someone that has never withdrawn money from a POS vendor? Ahaha 😄 When your leaders are ready, they'll consult the right people. Make I rest. |
Saintinoo:There are over 300,000 cooperative societies in Nigeria (around the largest in the world). The UK has only 7,000. These institutions have more than 30 million members in Nigeria. SMEs contribute 48% to Nigeria's GDP. Over 70% of business owners in Nigeria would rather depend on loans from cooperative societies than bank loan. These are the people controlling credits in Nigeria. The above are fundamental datasets that are peculiar to the Nigerian economy. We need people to hack our peculiarities. Enough of using economic jargons from the West. Our lives and economic decisions shouldn't be solely based around the banking sector. |
Theoretically, higher interest rates typically lead to lower inflation rates. This is what lecturers teach. However, this relationship is not straightforward, especially in a developing country like Nigeria. This is not the first time the CBN is hiking interest rates. Since May 2022, the CBN has continued to increase interest rate and not even once, has the inflation rate responded correctly. Facts don't lie. The idea of adopting all sorts of economic jargons from the West has done more damage here. We need to find what works for us. Abroad, the entire economy operates on credit. People buy the most basic things like phone with bank credit. Over here, how many Nigerians rely on bank loan? How many? They have mortgage, here we have ajo or buying Naira with Naira (POS) and all sorts of ideas that are unconventional to classical economists. We need to find what works for us. At best, hiking interest rates might make a few conservative investors romance a few Naira investments like FG bonds or TBills for a while...but no aggressive investor will come close to the Naira just yet. |
eteebanky1:It's shocking how Nigerians from different generations have continued to spread this unadulterated lie about ponmo. |
descartes400:Since you don't have such powers to control even your own thoughts or existence, is it not better to just dwell in your ignorance than make assumptions about issues that are obviously beyond your comprehension? |
descartes400:Since you appear to know better than the being, you should have done something about these problems, don't you think? You don't even have power over your own thoughts. |
Scrapping of 3 agencies out of the 54 recommended agencies by the Oransaye report is why you're celebrating?? Politicians really have una muu mu button |
That woman's birthday will cause more damage than anticipated. A very very tactless, insensitive, anti Christ, and needless fun fair. |
brain54:The fact that Baba has decided to stay active in the affairs of the church at the age of 80 will even make things more complicated. |
You are selling a bag of rice for N10,000 to a angry and hungry population, and you didn't anticipate that the entire population of Lagos might show up? This is exactly how the Nigerian Immigration Service killed 16 Nigerian youths during the sham and poorly coordinated recruitment process in 2014. You will hardly read about events like this from the private sector. So you guys are definitely tactless. There are better ways to distribute rice. You can't throw open the sales process when, for example, all you have is a 5sqm cramped space and 1,000 bags of rice. Why did you invite the entire population of Lagos state when all you had was less than 5,000 bags of rice? I expect the Senate to invite the Customs boss and everyone involved in this "manslaughter." We can't continue to run a country with blockheaded ideas. How did you not anticipate a stampede? |
France don wake up? LOL Anyway, next stop for the imam is Nigeria. ![]() |
Kobojunkie:Please ignore this post for your own good. |
This is impressive and encouraging. |
You never spoke to them again, but you have been tweeting about them non-stop. Seems like you're trying too hard to disprove the law, I guess. |
They are still renting hungry Bishops and Imams ![]() |
There shall be no peace for the wicked. |
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