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demisig:
hahahahaha........ wic kin money b dat one na

I didn't even remba to chk d annum tinz

I knew you didn't notice thatch why i called your attention to it.

demisig:
Please are u currently working der too cos am very intrested

N15,000 - N18,000 / Month ni oh!

Because I am sure you think the above salary the OP mentioned is per month

Didn't anyone notice the lady in brown with 1 1/2 ( one and a half) bre'ast? One is way bigger than the other. Obvious she did a bre'ast lift surgery that went bad.

sexyseun:
Acidtalk or wateva u call ur rotten name, why pick on me? Were u blind to see the place were i said i am not supporting his friend's action nor his? Do u think girls don't knw dey are being taken to a friend's place for a "reason"? Listen very well, i grew up in d midst of 5 men so i know all una stuffs.
And if u claim am a guy den come ova and suck ma d*ck

Eyah! See HIM vexing and frustrated that he has been bursted.

babygifty:
I love u biggy

Will you marry me?

I promise not to take another babe to my friend's house.

sexyseun:
@ OP.. what was your rationale behind refusing him access to your apartment? is it because he wanted to bring in a side chick to sleep with or you dont want to encourage him to double date?, i still dont get it.. i thought guys use their friend's house a lot for fun. I am not supporting your friend's action, neither am i supporting you too... But if one reads clearly, its either 1.You are jealous about the guy. 2. You dont have a current girlfriend while he has 2 or more and 3. You are not as successful as he is.

Bite me if you can but the truth is your conscience is killing you now because you had no reason to deny him your key, abi shey na yur prick im wan use ni?

And you are there using a FAKE IDENTITY. SO OBVIOUS YOU ARE A GUY.

OP, you did absolutely nothing wrong. DO NOT GO AND APOLOGIZE TO HIM.

Friendship is not all about getting a yes to all your request. It is being able to refuse to support when your friend is wrong but rather point it to them.


Your house is not a brothel so let him go if he no longer wants to associate with you.


such guys will rather go and drink beer worth N20,000 with the "boys" rather than giving you same amount to complete your rent if you ever find yourself needing assistance from him.

FAKE STORY FROM A HUNGRY SMALL BOY WHO VISITED THE MALL FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. HE HAD TO SNAP A WRIST WATCH BECAUSE NEVER IN HIS WIDEST DREAM DID HE EVER IMAGINE HE WILL STAND SO CLOSE TO AN EXPENSIVE ITEM.


YOU LEAVE OBODO OYINBO EMPTY HANDED ONLY TO COME AND SHOP IN NIGERIA. #NaTrue.


To even imagine some folks are believing the liar.


A word of advice son, face your studies and work LEGALLY hard so this your day dreaming can eventually be a reality.

holatin:
am gonna use this

Feel FREE

Amebo - Acidtalk Baba how far? Quite a while.

Acidtalk - I dey oh!

Amebo - Wetin you bring come from Otta?

Acidtalk - How you know say I go Otta?

Amebo - You don forget my name ni?

Acidtalk - Anyway, I no bring anything. You know as that old man stingy now. Even one fowl and crate of egg he no fit give. Except if you jump fence steal am and that one no possible because cctv dey everywhere.

Amebo - That man sha. He too stingy. Abeg make we forget him matter. So wetin both of Una discuss?

Acidtalk - Wetin concern you? Anyway, he just dey laugh and describe to me how Ebele dey kneel down for floor dey beg say make him Support am.

Amebo - ehn ehn! He don forget as he sack all Baba boys from him government and even call Baba deceitful rascal? That Otueke fisherman no get shame oh!


Acidtalk - Baba say wetin pay am pass na when him order Nuhu Ribadu to hide the evidence wey prove say Jonathan embezzle Bayelsa N9billion and him shipopotamus wife launder $4.5m go US and Uk. But because him want make him be Yaradua Vice, Nuhu no get choice than to stop further investigation.

Amebo - hmmm!!!

Acidtalk - Baba vex say immediately the guy enter power, him come send people wey no reach to polish Baba shoe to dey abuse Baba. People like Anenih, Edwin Clark, Kashamu, Okupe, and those other smelling Ijaw militants (Asari and Tompolo).

Amebo - So....

Acidtalk - Baba say him just dey laugh Jonah because na Rotimi, Buhari wan use do SSG and na him go oversee the probe community.

Amebo - Ah!

Acidtalk - So you sef talk ah! I tell Baba say that means say Jonah go use up to 350years for prison be that. Baba come say rara oh! Na 790years Dem go jail am.

Amebo - Na wa oh!

Acidtalk - Baba say make I no tell anybody but I go do small amebo to you.

Amebo - Wetin be that.

Acidtalk - Baba say 5 more PDP governors go still decamp to Apc before Election.

Amebo - Mo gbe oh!

Acidtalk - He say they wan humiliate Jonah before the election and show am say him be pikin for politics. Him say even him Camapaign strategist dey do am on purpose to give am poor campaign points wey dey back fire on am.

Amebo - Me sef I dey talk am say how person fit mumu for Campaign of presidency, wey no be say na class captain post him want go for.

Acidtalk - Woh! Story boku but shi*t dey catch me. Make I stroll go do short put for that canal.

Amebo - Make I wait?

Acidtalk - Wait now. Na Amebo go kill you.

Amebo - Acidtalk Baba how far? Quite a while.

Acidtalk - I dey oh!

Amebo - Wetin you bring come from Otta?

Acidtalk - How you know say I go Otta?

Amebo - You don forget my name ni?

Acidtalk - Anyway, I no bring anything. You know as that old man stingy now. Even one fowl and crate of egg he no fit give. Except if you jump fence steal am and that one no possible because cctv dey everywhere.

Amebo - That man sha. He too stingy. Abeg make we forget him matter. So wetin both of Una discuss?

Acidtalk - Wetin concern you? Anyway, he just dey laugh and describe to me how Ebele dey kneel down for floor dey beg say make him Support am.

Amebo - ehn ehn! He don forget as he sack all Baba boys from him government and even call Baba deceitful rascal? That Otueke fisherman no get shame oh!


Acidtalk - Baba say wetin pay am pass na when him order Nuhu Ribadu to hide the evidence wey prove say Jonathan embezzle Bayelsa N9billion and him shipopotamus wife launder $4.5m go US and Uk. But because him want make him be Yaradua Vice, Nuhu no get choice than to stop further investigation.

Amebo - hmmm!!!

Acidtalk - Baba vex say immediately the guy enter power, him come send people wey no reach to polish Baba shoe to dey abuse Baba. People like Anenih, Edwin Clark, Kashamu, Okupe, and those other smelling Ijaw militants (Asari and Tompolo).

Amebo - So....

Acidtalk - Baba say him just dey laugh Jonah because na Rotimi, Buhari wan use do SSG and na him go oversee the probe community.

Amebo - Ah!

Acidtalk - So you sef talk ah! I tell Baba say that means say Jonah go use up to 350years for prison be that. Baba come say rara oh! Na 790years Dem go jail am.

Amebo - Na wa oh!

Acidtalk - Baba say make I no tell anybody but I go do small amebo to you.

Amebo - Wetin be that.

Acidtalk - Baba say 5 more PDP governors go still decamp to Apc before Election.

Amebo - Mo gbe oh!

Acidtalk - He say they wan humiliate Jonah before the election and show am say him be pikin for politics. Him say even him Camapaign strategist dey do am on purpose to give am poor campaign points wey dey back fire on am.

Amebo - Me sef I dey talk am say how person fit mumu for Campaign of presidency, wey no be say na class captain post him want go for.

Acidtalk - Woh! Story boku but shi*t dey catch me. Make I stroll go do short put for that canal.

Amebo - Make I wait?

Acidtalk - Wait now. Na Amebo go kill you.

Amebo - Acidtalk Baba how far? Quite a while.

Acidtalk - I dey oh!

Amebo - Wetin you bring come from Otta?

Acidtalk - How you know say I go Otta?

Amebo - You don forget my name ni?

Acidtalk - Anyway, I no bring anything. You know as that old man stingy now. Even one fowl and crate of egg he no fit give. Except if you jump fence steal am and that one no possible because cctv dey everywhere.

Amebo - That man sha. He too stingy. Abeg make we forget him matter. So wetin both of Una discuss?

Acidtalk - Wetin concern you? Anyway, he just dey laugh and describe to me how Ebele dey kneel down for floor dey beg say make him Support am.

Amebo - ehn ehn! He don forget as he sack all Baba boys from him government and even call Baba deceitful rascal? That Otueke fisherman no get shame oh!


Acidtalk - Baba say wetin pay am pass na when him order Nuhu Ribadu to hide the evidence wey prove say Jonathan embezzle Bayelsa N9billion and him shipopotamus wife launder $4.5m go US and Uk. But because him want make him be Yaradua Vice, Nuhu no get choice than to stop further investigation.

Amebo - hmmm!!!

Acidtalk - Baba vex say immediately the guy enter power, him come send people wey no reach to polish Baba shoe to dey abuse Baba. People like Anenih, Edwin Clark, Kashamu, Okupe, and those other smelling Ijaw militants (Asari and Tompolo).

Amebo - So....

Acidtalk - Baba say him just dey laugh Jonah because na Rotimi, Buhari wan use do SSG and na him go oversee the probe community.

Amebo - Ah!

Acidtalk - So you sef talk ah! I tell Baba say that means say Jonah go use up to 350years for prison be that. Baba come say rara oh! Na 790years Dem go jail am.

Amebo - Na wa oh!

Acidtalk - Baba say make I no tell anybody but I go do small amebo to you.

Amebo - Wetin be that.

Acidtalk - Baba say 5 more PDP governors go still decamp to Apc before Election.

Amebo - Mo gbe oh!

Acidtalk - He say they wan humiliate Jonah before the election and show am say him be pikin for politics. Him say even him Camapaign strategist dey do am on purpose to give am poor campaign points wey dey back fire on am.

Amebo - Me sef I dey talk am say how person fit mumu for Campaign of presidency, wey no be say na class captain post him want go for.

Acidtalk - Woh! Story boku but shi*t dey catch me. Make I stroll go do short put for that canal.

Amebo - Make I wait?

Acidtalk - Wait now. Na Amebo go kill you.

Amebo - Acidtalk Baba how far? Quite a while.

Acidtalk - I dey oh!

Amebo - Wetin you bring come from Otta?

Acidtalk - How you know say I go Otta?

Amebo - You don forget my name ni?

Acidtalk - Anyway, I no bring anything. You know as that old man stingy now. Even one fowl and crate of egg he no fit give. Except if you jump fence steal am and that one no possible because cctv dey everywhere.

Amebo - That man sha. He too stingy. Abeg make we forget him matter. So wetin both of Una discuss?

Acidtalk - Wetin concern you? Anyway, he just dey laugh and describe to me how Ebele dey kneel down for floor dey beg say make him Support am.

Amebo - ehn ehn! He don forget as he sack all Baba boys from him government and even call Baba deceitful rascal? That Otueke fisherman no get shame oh!


Acidtalk - Baba say wetin pay am pass na when him order Nuhu Ribadu to hide the evidence wey prove say Jonathan embezzle Bayelsa N9billion and him shipopotamus wife launder $4.5m go US and Uk. But because him want make him be Yaradua Vice, Nuhu no get choice than to stop further investigation.

Amebo - hmmm!!!

Acidtalk - Baba vex say immediately the guy enter power, him come send people wey no reach to polish Baba shoe to dey abuse Baba. People like Anenih, Edwin Clark, Kashamu, Okupe, and those other smelling Ijaw militants (Asari and Tompolo).

Amebo - So....

Acidtalk - Baba say him just dey laugh Jonah because na Rotimi, Buhari wan use do SSG and na him go oversee the probe community.

Amebo - Ah!

Acidtalk - So you sef talk ah! I tell Baba say that means say Jonah go use up to 350years for prison be that. Baba come say rara oh! Na 790years Dem go jail am.

Amebo - Na wa oh!

Acidtalk - Baba say make I no tell anybody but I go do small amebo to you.

Amebo - Wetin be that.

Acidtalk - Baba say 5 more PDP governors go still decamp to Apc before Election.

Amebo - Mo gbe oh!

Acidtalk - He say they wan humiliate Jonah before the election and show am say him be pikin for politics. Him say even him Camapaign strategist dey do am on purpose to give am poor campaign points wey dey back fire on am.

Amebo - Me sef I dey talk am say how person fit mumu for Campaign of presidency, wey no be say na class captain post him want go for.

Acidtalk - Woh! Story boku but shi*t dey catch me. Make I stroll go do short put for that canal.

Amebo - Make I wait?

Acidtalk - Wait now. Na Amebo go kill you.

diluminati:
yes bro. It's all Good!

Only IBB is still deceiving him.

Good. Unlike his selfish cousin who is still scared of karma catching up with him for planning a coup against Buhari. He will even prefer to vote for ghost.

Amebo - Acidtalk Baba how far? Quite a while.

Acidtalk - I dey oh!

Amebo - Wetin you bring come from Otta?

Acidtalk - How you know say I go Otta?

Amebo - You don forget my name ni?

Acidtalk - Anyway, I no bring anything. You know as that old man stingy now. Even one fowl and crate of egg he no fit give. Except if you jump fence steal am and that one no possible because cctv dey everywhere.

Amebo - That man sha. He too stingy. Abeg make we forget him matter. So wetin both of Una discuss?

Acidtalk - Wetin concern you? Anyway, he just dey laugh and describe to me how Ebele dey kneel down for floor dey beg say make him Support am.

Amebo - ehn ehn! He don forget as he sack all Baba boys from him government and even call Baba deceitful rascal? That Otueke fisherman no get shame oh!


Acidtalk - Baba say wetin pay am pass na when him order Nuhu Ribadu to hide the evidence wey prove say Jonathan embezzle Bayelsa N9billion and him shipopotamus wife launder $4.5m go US and Uk. But because him want make him be Yaradua Vice, Nuhu no get choice than to stop further investigation.

Amebo - hmmm!!!

Acidtalk - Baba vex say immediately the guy enter power, him come send people wey no reach to polish Baba shoe to dey abuse Baba. People like Anenih, Edwin Clark, Kashamu, Okupe, and those other smelling Ijaw militants (Asari and Tompolo).

Amebo - So....

Acidtalk - Baba say him just dey laugh Jonah because na Rotimi, Buhari wan use do SSG and na him go oversee the probe community.

Amebo - Ah!

Acidtalk - So you sef talk ah! I tell Baba say that means say Jonah go use up to 350years for prison be that. Baba come say rara oh! Na 790years Dem go jail am.

Amebo - Na wa oh!

Acidtalk - Baba say make I no tell anybody but I go do small amebo to you.

Amebo - Wetin be that.

Acidtalk - Baba say 5 more PDP governors go still decamp to Apc before Election.

Amebo - Mo gbe oh!

Acidtalk - He say they wan humiliate Jonah before the election and show am say him be pikin for politics. Him say even him Camapaign strategist dey do am on purpose to give am poor campaign points wey dey back fire on am.

Amebo - Me sef I dey talk am say how person fit mumu for Campaign of presidency, wey no be say na class captain post him want go for.

Acidtalk - Woh! Story boku but shi*t dey catch me. Make I stroll go do short put for that canal.

Amebo - Make I wait?

Acidtalk - Wait now. Na Amebo go kill you.

Do you look very young or were you dressing in a teenage like manner. No one cares not try such with a mature man.

Good thing you stood your ground.

A Strict man with great intentions.

Unfortunately the corrupt ones don't want him.

youngvizzy1:
I wonder who made it compulsory that Suya be only sold at night, what if I want to have Suya for breakfast

Some places on the island, ikeja, and surulere you can get suya from 12noon. I.e, Mega plaza, Akerele, Allen Junction.

They are indirectly doing a send forth party for him back to Otueke but the clueless one doesn't know.

This will be the last even he will host with our NATIONAL CAKE.

Frankmishael:
Christ emberssy my Church I will die a member no matter what etcetera d devil say . pastor Christ I see him more better that Islamic MuhamMad

YOU HAVE BEEN CONDEMNED FROM HELL.
FACE YOUR CROOK, GAYISH LOOKING PASTOR INSTEAD OF ATTACKING OTHER PEOPLE'S RELIGION.

WAS IT ISLAM THAT IS THIS CAUSE FOR YOUR PASTOR'S DISGRACEFUL ACT?

Obijulius:
Nice prayer, now say Amen to this:

"May your life and that of all your family members end as peacefully as the lives of the corpers who were killed by Buhari's supporters in April 2011."

Also add a very big amen to this: "May the prayer above be fulfilled urgently in the next 24 hours"

Mumu, if you can say Amen to this also " May all you children (born and unborn), and generation unborn go the very way the chibok girls got missing because of Jonathan's wonderful governance"

kendrick9:
Cap 200, trouser 600.. lol.
where do u shop for ur clothes that u have seen such prices? dude u are a dunce.
keep on viewing my pic tho,mumu

Being a Fashionister, I can obviously identify original from imitation (china) and imitation of imitation (Aba). Unfortunately, you are "kacking" Aba from head to toe.

Fake A55, broke gangster wannabe talking of "worth"

Icekeeng:
Ogbeni! You're not the OP o, if he doesnt know what to choose at his age then he's on a long thing! And what has my Picture done to you o? Go pick on someone your size!

Please just comment reasonably. If you have nothing meaningful to contribute, just read and pass.

Not everything is meant to be joked about. Life is too complicated for silly jokes.

Enjoy your night.

kendrick9:
u don't know me and how much i'm worth so stfu

Cap - N200
Shirt - -N650
Belt - N300
Trouser - N600
Bag - N800
TOTAL- N2,450


That's what you are worth.


Erase envy from you heart if you ever want to make it in life. Envious people hadly get far.

SIRKOL:
Thank u sir, u have done ur quarter. No leader can please everyone. I luv u, my family luvs u, sencible nairalanders luvs u. Even if u don't emerge victorious in 2015 take it in gud fate. One tin I am sure of is, all those calling 4 ur exit will soon find out that " one does not know d use of wat he has till he looses it" Thank u once again!

True talk!

But oga come abeg, can you say AMEN to the below prayer?

"God shall handle your life the way Jonathan handled Nigeria?"


Please say AMEN to prove you and your family truly love him.

kendrick9:
show offs everywhere.

If you can start wearing your cap straight and stop dressing like a gangstar maybe it will help change your mindset and may help you achieve same. You sound bitter.

Icekeeng:
I think you should come to my house so i can be feeding you!

Are you okay? What has come over this children that have taken over nairaland?

What has your dumb comment have to do with his question. Well, judging from your picture you look like a really dull fellow.

kennosklint:
tnx .bt i think u as well needs focus more on ur studies.dats all correcta must b d worst.

If I am not mistaken, I probably had completed my M.Sc and MBA before you finished primary school.

[quote author=kennosklint post=29263718]These are d five things i look out at girls before approaching them... (1)facial look: dis is veri important.dis is all abt hw beautiful her face is,cos i dont av tym 4 ugly girls.she must av a fresh lip,normal nose,cos d shape of some girls nose can b irritating.sexy eyes:-. Anyway she must av a well structured face.[/te]


I only saw this and had to go check you out. I could help but shake my head. I believe you should concentrate more on your studies.

*Big brother advice*

chelseabmw:
Ladies & Gents, What Attracts You The Most In Guys/ladies,specially in the first 15 minutes ............. Matured Answers Pls

You need a matured answer but unfortunately your question is immature and the believe it is coming from "an old".


This same topic has been created more than 1,000,000 times on nairaland.

Why is PDP desperately trying to heat up the situation towards this forthcoming election.

They are desperately trying to poison the mind of the populace against APC.


APC surprisingly is even acting more matured for the very first time.

If Jonathan knows he performed for the 6years he has been in Power he doesn't have anything to fear.

Let us be very honest with ourselves, we will all act same way if not even worse.

Its just like entering a room and meeting a man dead on the floor while another has blood on his hands, an iron rod on the floor, while the window of the room is shattered. Who would you conclude killed the man on the floor?

It will only take the grace of God to exonerate him to prove his innocence that he only enter the room after he heard the dead man screaming for help only for the killer to escape through the window. Even at that, he still remains the major suspect until the killer is caught and confesses to the crime.