₦airaland Forum

aruzuoke: @Poster pls what will happen to the price of garri. I sincerely hope it will come down

riqblaze: when Baines.(beans) became d costliest player in the transfer market. I just knew smthn was nt right, but now dat GARRI Cahill has toppled him i wonder hw this season go be.... One thing i'm sure of sha is that i can't go on relegation,(die of hunger). But hw about the smaller clubs like Norwich(common man on d streets), wetin them go do? Pls i'm calling on d NFF President Alhaji myGARRI, other stake holders, acidtalk, 190, seun shaGARRI, GARRI activist and other members of GPAN especially comrade BBpriye, to do smthn about this

After i saw this, i knew what the average man on the street would have been feeling by now so i put a call across to Mr President (GCFN Dr Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan) and this was our coversation.

Acidtalk - Good Morning your Excellency.

President - Acidtalk, whats so good about the morning? you think i don't know?

Acidtalk - Know what your excellency?

President - How you have been running down my government all over. i don't have your time now all my attention is in Germany right now.

Acidtalk - But your excellency that's not.........

President - spare me details young man. Why did you call me?

Acidtalk - Your Excellency, there's wahala in the land oh!

President - Na today? there has always been wahala in the land. But where exactly?

Acidtalk - Sir, everywhere oh! people want to protest oh! this time more than the subsidy own oh!.

President - (surprised) sho! wetin happen this time around? is it because of Farouk Lawan, Budget, My casava bread, My N3million per day meal, Boko Haram, Flood or Aluu 4?

Acidtalk - Your Excellency it is none of these oh!

President - Then what? Acidtalk, talk fast i don't want to miss my N3million breakfast.

Acidtalk - Sir, it is because of this price of Garri oh!

President - (Laughs loud), oh that! Don't worry i want to keep them busy for now so that they can stop talking about my sweet Patience. By the way, haven't they been saying what as her sickness have to do with the price of garri? Tell them oh! the price of Garri won't come down until she is hale and hearty. So i suggest they all start praying and fasting for her quick recovery.

phemi01: Not surprised who this is coming from. Acidtalk. Known for nothing but trash. and na bros him be o. Very old guy, but him no just dey like use him brain. E fit be curse sha!

*laugh make me go do picnic for middle of 3rd mainland bridge*

Goldieluks:
Calm down deary...calm calm.

At times playing it safe is just the worst thing on nairaland because they will keep throwing sh*it at you.

Poster you may have a point but this is what Lagosians feel about the Ban Of Okada from the state.

https://www.nairaland.com/996472/should-lagos-govt-ban-okada

Joshcoli: Any naija person criticizing BB is simply because they can't afford one,

I have em plenty in my office

You are WRONG!!!
I use a Blackberry, Iphone, HTC and Sony Ericson and my brother I will tell you the Blackberry is the WORST og them all.

Iphone is damn too rugged. This phone has dropped on everything you can thing of, From pavement, mable floor, Rug, granite, just name it and is has not only never had a crash but also Never had a fault.

The blackberry is not just the most fragile amongst them but also the least impressive in terms of applications and all.

Truth be told, if not for the fact people will mis my company in my several groups and contact (the have begged when I tried to stay off BB), I would have long dumped that piece.

van bonattel: Very cheap doom predictions by shallow minds, let it all happen in your family.

For coming to my thread, and spitting the above.
NO good shall ever happen in the household of you and your family ever again.

You were obliged to read it or comment.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]He wrote down his dreams. . .
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Just like Joseph's dream always come true (through)
Just like every other so called Men of God come out and tell their dreams as predictions.

Stop Hating!!!

Please! Please!! and Please!!! my people enough of the insults.

Everyman in whatever form can be called to warn his people or Nation.
If it were Adeboye, Oyedepo or T.B Joshua that came out to post this, you are will be scrambling helter skelter to Pray and Fast.

In my own Ministry, We do NOT COLLECT A DIME from anyone in the form of tithe or Offering so why the fuss?


I have come with a message from the 5th of October till date. if you still believe none of the predictions have surfaced, you are entitled to your opinion but restrain from insulting me okay.

Enough said.....

If we had the number of these satellite campuses as Vocational and Skills acquisition centers, Lagos will definitely be the BIGGEST Economical powerhouse in the whole of Africa.

unemployment will be drastically reduced and the state government will have more LEGAL Internally Generated Tax.


Enough of all this make shift Primary schools affiliated to LASU and LASPOTECH.

Truth be told, will Nigeria's BIG Oil players sit and watch Nigeria have steady power supply?

The likes of Emeka Offor, Wale Tinubu, Adenuga, Otedola, Dangote and others. Well no wonder they have all been scampering to all bid to own Power Plants.

Some so called Big Oil guys will definitely feel the heat when there is steady power supply in Nigeria.

Scarcity and Hoarding (like they are doing now) will now be the order of the day all year round.

POLITICS IS LIKE WOMAN


The same people who expelled people for anti-party activities are the very same people behind an opposition member.

The fear of Hunger is the beginning of wisdom.

jadakiss213: it is PEAK not pick ok?

Thanks, but blame it on Tinubu who stole the whole funds meant to develop the Education Sector.
I had to learn under the tree every night with the adults.

naijababe: Because acid talk is .................

How are you so sure i am not the one you come to always cry to when you need prayers in your life.

Tenderly1: Acidtalk, don't mind those doubting thomas,so itz now they believe.visions and prophesy are not meant to be told by only the big, popular men of God,we all have the ability to see vision. Before this flood started i saw it in my dream and i said it was just a dream.we should learn to appreciate those, that come out to tell us about their vision. It will not take anytin away from us if we believe.

Thanks Dear,
If only this people know the strongest of men are not those who make noise with their powers they would understand better.
When EVERY single thing on that list comes to pas i hope they will mange to never look down on anyone again.

goodjack: Woh. What must have caused such thing. That is too bad.

Incompatibility in a marriage.
But unfortunately most ladies are too desperate to get married they don't mind marrying a Monster just to also use MRS with their names.

Some are too scared to come out of such marriage just because they bother themselves with what people will say about them instead of putting their safety and happiness first.


So sad.

The Difference between T.B Joshua and Others.

T.B takes from the church and gives back to the community.
Others take from the church and enrich themselves



Difference between Islam and Christianity

Muslims are taught to be secret with their charity.
Christians are told to broadcast on meager donations.

You all shouldn't be surprised.

Read the below thread to see the others still yet to happen.

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year

riqblaze: when Baines.(beans) became d costliest player in the transfer market. I just knew smthn was nt right, but now dat GARRI Cahill has toppled him i wonder hw this season go be.... One thing i'm sure of sha is that i can't go on relegation,(die of hunger). But hw about the smaller clubs like Norwich(common man on d streets), wetin them go do? Pls i'm calling on d NFF President Alhaji myGARRI, other stake holders, acidtalk, 190, seun shaGARRI, GARRI activist and other members of GPAN especially comrade BBpriye, to do smthn about this

After i saw this, i knew what the average man on the street would have been feeling by now so i put a call across to Mr President (GCFN Dr Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan) and this was our coversation.

Acidtalk - Good Morning your Excellency.

President - Acidtalk, whats so good about the morning? you think i don't know?

Acidtalk - Know what your excellency?

President - How you have been running down my government all over. i don't have your time now all my attention is in Germany right now.

Acidtalk - But your excellency that's not.........

President - spare me details young man. Why did you call me?

Acidtalk - Your Excellency, there's wahala in the land oh!

President - Na today? there has always been wahala in the land. But where exactly?

Acidtalk - Sir, everywhere oh! people want to protest oh! this time more than the subsidy own oh!.

President - (surprised) sho! wetin happen this time around? is it because of Farouk Lawan, Budget, My casava bread, My N3million per day meal, Boko Haram, Flood or Aluu 4?

Acidtalk - Your Excellency it is none of these oh!

President - Then what? Acidtalk, talk fast i don't want to miss my N3million breakfast.

Acidtalk - Sir, it is because of this price of Garri oh!

President - (Laughs loud), oh that! Don't worry i want to keep them busy for now so that they can stop talking about my sweet Patience. By the way, haven't they been saying what as her sickness have to do with the price of garri? Tell them oh! the price of Garri won't come down until she is hale and hearty. So i suggest they all start praying and fasting for her quick recovery.

^^^
And in your mind you think that is the criteria for selecting IG?
Have you forgotten when Mike Okiro was Commisioner of Lagos Only to show his true colours when he was made IG?


Police VS Vigilante Who we go believe?

I Might not have the best of words right now, but please go through the following threads and come back to thank me.

A Letter To All Job Seekers

https://www.nairaland.com/1064304/letter-all-job-seekers

How Did You Get Your Present Job

https://www.nairaland.com/982475/how-did-get-present-job


The Entrepreneurs Manual

https://www.nairaland.com/987784/entrepreneurs-manual


Major Difference Between An
Entrepreneur And An Employee

https://www.nairaland.com/1068544/major-differences-between-entrepreneur-employee

Yes Mimiko is a traitor but he wishes his citzens good and want his state to be better off.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, you are a bloody criminal that is just fighting for another revenue of several hundreds of millions fron Ondo state coffers, that Mimiko refused you and it is really killing you.

I pity all those ACN governed states, because just like Lagos, their governors only start to show the real DEMON in them when they get a 2nd term.

Fashola that people thought was the hope of Lagos has now turn to the people's greatest nightmare.


This Tinubu will definitely soon find his match and get crushed real soon. He has gotten to the pick of his bullying.

Babe - Hello honey?
Guy - Hello dear, how are you doing?
Babe - I am not okay joh!
Guy - What's wrong?
Babe - Can you do me a favour?
Guy - What favour dear? Anything for you.
Babe - Can you....
Guy - is it your BIS renewal?
Babe - No!
Guy - Is it the new phone I promised you?
Babe - No! Nah!
Guy - It is the gucci bag?
Babe - Please hold on let me talk.
Guy - okay talk.
Babe can you buy me.....
Guy - The car?
Babe - That will be later joh!
Guy - Buy you what then?
Babe - can you buy me garri?
Guy - What? Are you kidding?
Babe - No nah! It is now too expensive for me to afford.
Guy - I thought you never used to take garri?
Babe - Well, not until it became the most expensive food on Sheraton and Protea Hotels Menu.





Man - Sweetheart, I am at Debonairs what type of Pizza do you want me to buy for you?

Girl - Debonairs keh? No oh! Please just add small money ontop and buy garri instead.



Junior - Mama, saturday na my birthday, wetin we go chop? Akpos mama cook rice and chicken last month for him birthday.

Mother - Junior na Garri and beans we go cook for your friends.

Junior - Mama, garri and beans keh?

Mother - yes keh! We go show them Apkos say we get money, rice and chicken na poor man food now.

My friend urgently needs this car for his younger sister.

^^^

Moderators please come and fling off this lun*natic and hide this crap he put here.

I think the 2 threads below will be highly informative to you and others.

Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage

https://www.nairaland.com/1043763/reasons-why-years-courtship-never

Reasons For Rejection Of Marriage Proposals

https://www.nairaland.com/968437/reasons-rejection-marriage-proposals

When they say make una no dey marry from poverty stricken home, una go say na love sure pass.
Assuming she came from a comfortable and hardworking home, all this wouldn't have come up.

If you had read the thread below before marrying your wife, you wouldn't have been having this issue by now

https://www.nairaland.com/905642/marrying-extremely-poor-home-consider

hmmmm!!!

I am so sorry sir/ma,
Please can you kindly resend the mail?

DJ ACIDTALK Aluu 66.6fm Port Harcout

Goldieluks:
Yea heard that. But this is serious issue mehn.

Always learn to believe ACIDTALK whenever he speaks.

Koch Industries, the Wichita, Kan.-based company run by the billionaire Koch brothers, sent a voter information packet to 45,000 employees of its Georgia Pacific subsidiary earlier this month.

In it was a letter, dated Oct. 1, from Koch Industries president Dave Robertson implicitly warning that "many of our more than 50,000 U.S. employees and contractors may suffer the consequences" of voting for President Obama and other Democrats in the 2012 elections, a list of conservative candidates the company's political action committee endorses and a pair of editorials: one, by David Koch, supporting Mitt Romney, and the other, by Charles Koch, condemning Obama.

"While we are typically told before each Presidential election that it is important and historic, I believe the upcoming election will determine what kind of America future generations will inherit," Robertson's letter--first published by InTheseTimes.com--begins. "If we elect candidates who want to spend hundreds of billions in borrowed money on costly new subsidies for a few favored cronies, put unprecedented regulatory burdens on businesses, prevent or delay important new construction projects, and excessively hinder free trade, then many of our more than 50,000 U.S. employees and contractors may suffer the consequences, including higher gasoline prices, runaway inflation, and other ills. This is true regardless of what your political affiliation might be."


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/koch-industries-sends-pro-romney-packet-employees-195709471--election.html

Poster what exactly is your point?

The man believes more in touching the life of his citizens directly by giving them quality education and others instead of beautifying his office and environs while his people suffer.

He believes in FREE education for all.

That's surely the difference between Rochas and Fashola. while the former is in power to make his people enjoy the dividend of democracy, the later is there beautifying the whole state while he is happy seeing his people go to bed sad every night as he has drastically increased school fees, demolished shops and threatened to jail people who don't plant flowers in front of their houses.



NONSENSE!!!